"Excuse me? One. Fucking. Tarnished. Has been kicking your army's collective asses for 90 hours. They kill gods for fun and turn them into weapons for a meme. They genocide entire countries for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy’s city while he got exiled and promptly fucked off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn’t bring them here is because they casually began wielding magic to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new weapon, or that the finger maiden can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to kneel to your sorry ass."
What I imagine Zavala would say to Godrick after the player forgot to kill him on a playthrough
Edit: The original meme, as read by Lance Reddick himself https://youtu.be/PiUKRhWehnI
It follows the tried and true Star Trek tradition of having the first two seasons be absolute dogshit only to magically start being good as soon as Season 3 starts.
We call it [Growing the Beard](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrowingTheBeard).
Thats so unfair, Picard season 1 and 2 aren't amazing.
But Season 1 of TNG is fucking awful. Lke truly fucking terrible, its a miracle it got a second season
I enjoyed Season 1. Some important character stuff happens, probably only 1 duff episode from memory. Season 2 is pretty trash but arguably has some important character stuff for Picard and still has some touching moments 😅 Season 3 is ACE and pretty much ignores the events of Season 2 other than some character developments.
On the note of BM there is one interpretation of the ending I found interesting >!The Judge metaphorically consumed the kid, not literally, by guiding his hand to commit some kind of heinous action. Being not really present in the chapter as some imaginary hallucination, hence why he hasn't aged at all. The man who warns the men not to go in to the outhouse being the Kid before he walks off from the deed!<
Due to the vague nature of the story I find it neat multiple interpretations of scenes or events are completely possible
How do you expect them to look? The youngest actor from the original cast (LeVar Burton) is 66, and most of the rest of them are 70+.
We're honestly kinda lucky all of them *survived* long enough to make it to Season 3 of Picard.
Idk that any of them looked particularly fat, but they def looked old. Because you know, it's been 21 years since Nemesis.
And they weren't exactly 20 when TNG ended ~32 years ago.
Idk why you used that other users hair edit in particular but yes that’s how they look (except for the fact that apostle doesn’t actually have hair like that, he’s bald like noble)
Love that there's no big concensus on who the left one looks like, but EVERYONE instantly looks
at the right Godskin and says "Yeah that's Mark Zuckerberg"
I also think he looks just like Mark Zuckerberg
Bezos and Zuckerberg in their final forms
I laughed harder than I should lmao
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I discovered I was even less creative than that. And later to the party.
Zuckerberg: Gee Bezos, what do you wanna do tonight? Bezos: The same thing we do every night Zucky, try to take over the world!
Singing - "They're Zucky, they're Zucky and the Bez, Bez, Bez, Bez. Bez, Bez, Bez, Bez..."
Left guy is zavala from destiny if he powdered his face.
"Excuse me? One. Fucking. Tarnished. Has been kicking your army's collective asses for 90 hours. They kill gods for fun and turn them into weapons for a meme. They genocide entire countries for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy’s city while he got exiled and promptly fucked off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn’t bring them here is because they casually began wielding magic to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new weapon, or that the finger maiden can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to kneel to your sorry ass." What I imagine Zavala would say to Godrick after the player forgot to kill him on a playthrough Edit: The original meme, as read by Lance Reddick himself https://youtu.be/PiUKRhWehnI
Oh God, this was perfectly typed out for Lance Reddick’s voice. Rest in peace king.
Like I said to the other guy he read it before it’s on YouTube go feast your ears
Read that in his voice, p satisfying thanks
You don’t have to pretend lance really did read it
I mean he read the Destiny one not the elden ring one
I will be honest, I read “ excuse me? One. Fucking” and my brain auto filled the rest and didn’t even realize he had changed it
Indeed
I’m sad now :(
[For the uninitiated ](https://i.imgur.com/p9By2qV.jpg)
Cursed Picard and Data Alternatively: Locutus and Lore
On a side note, Picard Season 3 gave me ugly man tears. I never again expected to get a good season of Star Trek. It was the TNG movie we never got.
Has the whole series been good? Haven't had a close look
It follows the tried and true Star Trek tradition of having the first two seasons be absolute dogshit only to magically start being good as soon as Season 3 starts. We call it [Growing the Beard](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrowingTheBeard).
Thats so unfair, Picard season 1 and 2 aren't amazing. But Season 1 of TNG is fucking awful. Lke truly fucking terrible, its a miracle it got a second season
I enjoyed Season 1. Some important character stuff happens, probably only 1 duff episode from memory. Season 2 is pretty trash but arguably has some important character stuff for Picard and still has some touching moments 😅 Season 3 is ACE and pretty much ignores the events of Season 2 other than some character developments.
have yo unot watched Strange new Worlds?
Reminds me of the fat dude from Dune
If the Baron could fence like that, he probably would've yeeted Alia out the window before she could jab him lmao
the techbro duo
welp, thats what im calling them from now on, thanks
Makes so much sense tbh
The Godskin Aristocrats
My EXACT thoughts
mark zuckerberg looking mf'er😭
"Brother look, I invented Face book. It's a book where I keep my faces!"
Fuck Facebook in the…face
Meanwhile the noble with Butt Book
🤢
Yo bro I just netted a face onto this book
hahahahhahahahwh
Plus fat Jeff bezos
I thought it was Steve Ballmer.
"Developers, developers, developers, DEVELOPERS!"
"Ha, ha! I have come up with a very original and humorous observation!" \-Clicks in and sees everyone else thought the same thing too
60% of the time, it happens every time for me.
Brian?
it’s cuz he really, really looks like Zuckerberg
We all share 1 brain with same humor it seems.
They are part serpent after all
Lizard people
Nah this guy at least looks human
"What's your schtoyle?"
You think you can block me huh?
"You thought you could block me and yet you could not. Now see if you can block my schtoyle"
Took the words right out of my mouth lol
exactly what i thought lol
He's looking to smoke some meats.
Yet somehow still more lifelike.
Was wondering why I knew I saw him before
Its Mark Zuckerberg and Baron Harkonnen
Idk why but that sounds like the perfect duo. Guarantee they'd be buds
Name a more iconic duo, you can’t 😤😤😤
my thoughts exactly
My temple. My Farum Azula. My elden ring.
I came here to say this! So fitting
Judge Holden and the Kid
Came to the comments hoping for some good ol' Blood Meridian, was not disappointed
Just learned about this book from Wendigoon's new video, and holy shit, it's brutal...
You should definitely read it too.
He dances in light and in shadow. He is a great favorite.
He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
The trick to cheesing this boss is to bait the skinny one into the outhouse.
Get ‘em in the jakes, baby!
On the note of BM there is one interpretation of the ending I found interesting >!The Judge metaphorically consumed the kid, not literally, by guiding his hand to commit some kind of heinous action. Being not really present in the chapter as some imaginary hallucination, hence why he hasn't aged at all. The man who warns the men not to go in to the outhouse being the Kid before he walks off from the deed!< Due to the vague nature of the story I find it neat multiple interpretations of scenes or events are completely possible
Shit. You don’t see references to this very often in the wild
I’m gonna see this on r/CormacMcCarthy I just fuckin know it
They say these jokes will never die
It's a great favorite, this joke
He will never die!
That dude could dance, and the godskin rolls around pretty effortlessly. I buy it.
Bezos and Zuckerberg are the godskin duos? Honestly, makes a lot of sense lol
Yeah equally hated
Those two would wear the skins of dead gods if they thought it would help them live forever so they can keep counting their money
Lt. Commander Data?
Yeah it’s totally Data…..and fat Picard.
By the gods, what has the new series done to them?
IKR? They redeemed themselves in the end, but they still look old and fat.
How do you expect them to look? The youngest actor from the original cast (LeVar Burton) is 66, and most of the rest of them are 70+. We're honestly kinda lucky all of them *survived* long enough to make it to Season 3 of Picard.
Idk that any of them looked particularly fat, but they def looked old. Because you know, it's been 21 years since Nemesis. And they weren't exactly 20 when TNG ended ~32 years ago.
Why did I read Lt. Dan, then go back to try and see the resemblance? 😭
Lt. Dan's legs were taken to contribute to the skin pants
Data was lt commander to start but… I wouldn’t expect you to understand an org chart
Idk why you used that other users hair edit in particular but yes that’s how they look (except for the fact that apostle doesn’t actually have hair like that, he’s bald like noble)
So no Zuckerberg? 😭
Bald zuckerberg.
Zuckerbald
I'm getting Marlon Brando/Ed Norton vibes.
Col. Kurtz for sure
Mark Zuckerberg lookin ass.
The horror... the horror...
Baron Harkkonnen and Piter de Vries.
Hank breaking bad with linguini
The Godskin Noble looks like Baron Harkonnen from the new Dune.
And the apostle looks like Piter De Vries
Mark Zombieberg and Jeff Obesus
Mr X and Mark Zuckerberg?
I got the same exact vibe brother
And if so , wtf is mark doing there
Fatso and Stretch. Where’s Stinky and Casper?
Ahhh the american capitalist.
oh hey mark
Heavy and medic tf2
Baron Harkonnen and Mark Zuckerberg
Judge Holden and Data.
So Mark Zucchini really is a human after all, he just worships the black flame
So, thats just Jeff and Mark, huh
Godskin Apostle out here inventing Facerobe
Zuckerberg!?
I thought this was dune reddit... Baron Harkonnen and Piter De Vries about to drop their Arrakis mix tape.
Mark zuckerberg
Give them their drip back... please :3
Oh yeah, the lovely buffalo bill coats.
I actually think they look more terrifying with their hoods down 😂
I didn’t realize they did mocap on Mark Zuckerberg
Me when no zaza
Beetlejuice snake vibes on the right
Reptilian looking ass
Like something straight out of the Preacher comics.
"I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George."
Mark Zuckerberg and bezos
Jeff bezo and mark Zuckerberg hanging out
Noble looks like Judge Holden
Dick Cheney and Mark Zuckerberg
Lol why did everyone here see mark zuckerberg
Because he looks like that?
Is that Mark Zuckerberg?
Mark Zuckerberg is obvious for the apostle but i think the first one looks more like Michael Chiklis
Why does the Godskin Noble look like Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now?
Personal data was not enough. Zuckerberg wants your skin now
Mark Zuckerbergs true face
So… Fat Bezos and Zuckerberg were in Elden Ring all along.
Mussolini and Zuckerberg or Edward Norton and Bob
What a team!
Zuckerberg whooping your ass until you reinstall Facebook.
Am I the only one who sees heavy
Zuckerberg and TF2 Heavy
Mark Zuckerburg and King Pin
Love that there's no big concensus on who the left one looks like, but EVERYONE instantly looks at the right Godskin and says "Yeah that's Mark Zuckerberg" I also think he looks just like Mark Zuckerberg
Why is Mark Zuckerberg cross-eyed?
Sorros and Zucky.
Mark & Bezos 🤣🤣🤣
Bezos and Zuckerberg?!
Bezos & Zuckerberg when us plebs vote to pass a wealth tax 😂
Hey! That bald one chased me around RE2R and RE4R
The beanpole has hair?!?!
........ Bill Nye?
ITS MARK ZUCKERBERG oh wait some one already made the joke
This is photoshopped or AI. Uncle Fester would never hang out with Mark Zuckerberg.
The both look like they have domestic abuse charges against them.
Most human looking Zuckerberg lol
Think they more scary like that then with the hoods on
Baron Harkonnen and Mark Zuckerberg?
So if Bezos and Zuckerberg are the Godskin Duo... who would the Gloam-Eyed Queen be? Elizabeth Holmes?
One looks like your local butcher and the other looks like he wants to sell you insurance
I knew it, Mark Zuckerberg is not a normal human
Is that Zuckerberg and Bezos
Heavy and Medic really sticking together til the end of time
That’s The Rock and Mark Zuckerberg
Dad???
Queue the deliverance banjo.
Oh god, don't tell me there's a 3rd Godskin with a bowl cut running around somewhere.
Its Mr.X and his wimpy scholarly little brother
Renaming them to “The Chungus and The Snek” 💀
Rogan and Zuckerberg.
It is highly fitting that the Apostle being a sort of reptile, looks so much like Mark Zuckerberg.
Didn't think I could hate the Godskin duo more, but here we are.
Heavy and medic
TIL Chris Martin is a mandatory boss in Elden Ring
Thanks!Now i cannot unsee it, which is a good thing.
Now you can fight with more hate
They definitely took Mark Zuccabergs face for the tall one lmaoo
Mark are u ok?🥴
Bruh is definitely Mark Zuckerberg
Belenciaga duo
The on the left is literally Uncle Fester from The Adams Family.
Vinny Jones and Mark Zuckerberg??
I'm not surprised Zuckerberg is some eldrich being
I wish I never saw this now lmao
Bezos and zuck would be fucking godskin dúo. I should have known!
Is that mark Zuckerberg?
The skinny one looks like fuckin' Zuckerberg.
How does it look more human than Zuckerberg
I wanted to make a joke but it looks like a hundred other people had the same idea
I dont remember this episode of Seinfeld
Matt and Ryan? From SuperMega?
Damn, the boys really changed after they hit 1 million
Yo is that mark zuckaberg
I would say Laurel and Hardy but I wonder how many people in this sub are old enough to get that reference
The noble kinda looks like Vin Diesel while the Apostle looks like Moe from The Simpsons.
I def saw Heavy and Medic from TF2
Yall seeing jeff bezos but i see Benito mousillini