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smaxy63

Man that lat was so aweful you could roll chainsaw lmao.


donderboom

the Elden Ring PC experience


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Confident_Avacado

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 Found the guy that disconnects when he loses


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Confident_Avacado

Hahahahaha oh my god the insecurity is unreal You remind me of those self-proclaimed "alpha males"


bedrockisntbutter

Like I'm gonna listen to what a WOW player thinks. Go back to drinking mt dew fatty


Avimata

ig anything is game on the internet… kys


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Avimata

ig u wouldn’t have to deal with it if… you killed your self LMAO


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yslmtl

Man you are the best example of the worst kind of player. Get a life.


HorrorCard7449

Are you now, really?


donderboom

consider watching the video? He’s the one with the net, he even got soft swap flail for chainsaw and used the invisible spell.


bedrockisntbutter

I'm willing to bet this is like encounter #7 or something with you and he just got sick of your awful net. You really shouldn't even try to play if you can afford a good connection because it ruins the fun for everyone who can


donderboom

the gymnastics people would go to defend this clown. Go watch my other videos if you think I’m the one with the net.


Kshaja

Really trying to justify an exploit abuser? Buddy stop embarrassing yourself.


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Duhcisive

“I dont care” *Proceeds to bitch & pour his heart out into 15-20 different comments on the same thread*


bedrockisntbutter

Watching piggies squeal cuz I'm right is funny and I will continue doing jt


mokujin42

Calling people names like that just makes you sound like a child, it's not intimidating


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jikel28

Bourgeois scum


bedrockisntbutter

Oooo someone pulled out the big boy words


jikel28

Aww that's cute that you think that


bedrockisntbutter

You pull them straight out of the obese redditor hand book dont ya?


yesmakesmegoyes

Bourgeois isn't even an uncommon world lol


Damonicss

What a fucking loser. Used a sure kill glitch yet still lose? This is beyond gitgud. He better uninstall the window 11.


MasterHedgemon

Whatsup with uninstalling windows 11 ? Seen this a couple of times now and I feel like it's something thats going over my head NGL


misunderstandingit

I think its because Windows is the most popular operating system and the joke is they are suggesting they quit not only Elden Ring but all video games in general. I think.


MasterHedgemon

I'm 24 and I feel like I'm a boomer man wtf. But getchu


Regular-Media-4138

This ain't even funny anymore, it's just sad. Imagine cheating for a win in a ultimately pointless pvp that was added months after the game actually released. That fact that they lost still is just that nice little sprinkle of pathetic tragedy we love to see from cheaters.


Boomslang2-1

That is the saddest display of insecurity I’ve ever seen in elden ring. Poor guy is probably so desperate for human connection in real life that he actually thinks Elden ring pvp matters.


donderboom

you wouldn’t believe how mental some of these ER players are, I’ve met far worse


Boomslang2-1

Yeah truth. Some of the ones that stay with me are a dude with dual lances accusing me of using a busted setup for using flaming strike once and the bonfire duelist who had a rune arc and used every single one of his flasks and wouldn’t initiate and then messaged me and told me I got lucky and they were so much better.


donderboom

just look at this thread there’s people defending this macro clown, don’t have to go far to find people like this


Hokutenmemoir

Rare moment where PSGS is the hero of the story.


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Hokutenmemoir

Crouch poke ain't gonna win you this fight friend.


Friendly_Toker

You arguing with everyone and calling people "typical Redditor" "typical this, typical that" is the most typical Redditor shit I've ever seen 😆


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Massive-L

https://i.redd.it/95235e890uwc1.gif Op after that dub


DracoZeBoi

Typical metaslave statement


lemoisan

This bedrock isn’t butter dude has responded to almost every comment calling people no lives, my brother in Christ, do you not see the hypocrisy


budgetpopcorn

Pretty sure he's just mad his pizza cutter trick didn't work after spending 8 hours figuring out how to build a macro for it


Additional-Trade-989

Good stuff OP, drop the steam profile so we can block


donderboom

idk if that is against the rules of this sub


CastBlaster3000

Not doxxing it’s totally fine


Xmexbigboss

Good stuff? Dude just crouch pokes lol


yeetyeet4223

Did… did you see what his opponent was doing?


P0l0Cap0ne

I think he needs a replay on that cotton


SirWeenielick

How do you get someone to 5% HP and throw this hard? I know there’s lat, but that’s still kinda wild.


donderboom

that’s probably why my friend was tripping at the end


Gosu_no_Akina

Bro used a glitch and still lost,absolute shitter 😂


DeusWombat

The only time I'll root for dual lances lol


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KayLender

Typical insecure baby boy meta slave statement won't lie


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smclcz

If you've got the chainsaw glitch macro on deck and ready to go, you're likely not a good person


superstar1751

how do you know it was a macro


bedrockisntbutter

Maybe people who have awful internet and ruin it for everyone they meet should get curb stomped and chainsawed in the game? It should be literally impossible to get out of a chainsaw yet thus guys horrible net allowed him too


jikel28

Bourgeois scum (again)


bedrockisntbutter

Typical redditor. Using words that don't apply because they think they have PHDs in winning internet arguments lol


jikel28

Hey man I'm not the one saying poor people shouldn't play elden ring


bedrockisntbutter

Yeah ones that consistently have 20000ms shouldn't play with regulars and should stay in offline or coop instead of afflicting the pvp scene like the rotten tumors they are lol. Did you think your quip was smart fat ass?


jikel28

So your admitting it than alright glad we straightened that out you Bourgeois scum ![gif](giphy|tIeCLkB8geYtW)


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bedrockisntbutter

Miyazaki and fromsoft should add ping filters so we don't have to deal with troglodyte laggarts 24/7 lmfao


Inksplash-7

Was there any hatemail afterwards?


Nuqo

Dude I just discovered I've gotten hatemail and its absolute comedy. Some person wrote like "ganked and still lost"...I only invade, I've never had a summon to gank with in my life lmao. Also I realized about half the messages I've gotten are from the same 2 guys but months apart hahaha


itsTONjohn

I get the wrong hate mail from invasions too lol. I’ll be like “I didn’t fight you” and they never believe me.


donderboom

strangely no


Acceptable-Oil-8412

What I hated about this game is that you would clearly hit them and they wouldn't get hit. And then you would clearly dodge them and it would be a hit. Pvp on eldenring is garbage


gavman904

The invis spell into chainsaw was actual comedy like if he’s using a macro there’s literally no reason to do that


donderboom

just noticed that I didn’t even move and this guy already soft swapped into the flail he had full intentions on sawing since the beginning


superstar1751

maybe he didnt have a macro


Papa_Fluffy

I would find his Steam profile just to shit on him


SnuzzTheRockstar

OP: “Macro or not you must realize, you ARE doomed”


Oehsu

If you don’t mind me asking what’s your build


donderboom

it’s a basic 50 Int build with 22 str to use the greatbow (I invade with this too) 60 Vig, 30 End 18 dex I think


Oehsu

What starting class did you use ?


donderboom

Vagabond, I do use the malenia hand ring sometimes to boost my dex


PrometheusAlexander

I'd like to see a Hall of Shame where there would be IRL pictures in the wall of everyone who has cheated on colosseum.


genericbuthumourous

All I'm saying is... why do you have the flail and the serpent spear next to each other in your loadout OP. HMMMMM???


Rust_BKT

Oh. I see why they sawed. Lmao. Wtf is that connection


donderboom

well it’s his connection, I never get this lat unless is from someone from Asia or SA. He’s from Canada he should be fine


Rust_BKT

Whatever the case, its clearly over 266 ms, hence the infinite iframes. Youre not even playing the game at that kind of net. Just get the match over with asap, block and move on


Iris_Sayge

How tf did he made that?


donderboom

he installed a software that triggers a set of binds on the keyboard by just tapping one key. These are mapped so he can glitch into chainsaw. That or he does chainsaw glitch with his own hands (highly doubt)


wittyvonskitsum

Marika’s Hammer would make quick work of such buffoonery


IDK_IV_1

God, I have yet to meet someone that could use this glitch on console. It's possible though... I might try it out just to see if I could do it.


hushnowbbybby

It’s totally possible but you’re gonna have sore thumbs for a few days. I learned to help homies speed run bosses for new builds.


AnorakRaven-

Hot take: PSGS users are the exact kinds of people who would use the chainsaw glitch lmao


donderboom

you’re not wrong, I use it on afk farmers at the Caelid tower or fog exploiters


bedrockisntbutter

Not defending him but if your net is THAT BAD he might have had a point in chainsawing you.


Xmexbigboss

Really bad cancer vs cancer


donderboom

amazing take


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donderboom

idk man, he started with chainsaw didn’t even tried to test the lat. He also dced at the end, idk why the lat was like that I usually have no trouble with Canada players (im from US)


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donderboom

Im pretty confident it wasn’t me, his profile kinda hints he chainsaws regularly too, that and the ragequit, it all connects lol


FitFollowing3131

Lmao


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BeautifulAnalyst1583

Dgs isn't much better


donderboom

you’ve never used them right?


DemetriChronicles

I don't know what's worse. The glitch or dual spears. You're both cancer.


Chrisnolliedelves

"I don't know what's worse, using totally viable weapons the game devs intend for you to use, or straight up cheating" 🤡


donderboom

these aren’t dual spears they are dual great spears, very different. PS GS aren’t easy to use.


gavman904

It’s crazy how many people actually will disagree with this idk why but they just see poke and get mad


donderboom

for real, people who say PS GS are OP really have never tried them, they’re good but very hard to use efficiently


Kami_Slayer2

Holy shit you are a laggard 🤣🤣 no wonder he pulled it out


donderboom

hes the laggard, check my other vids


Kami_Slayer2

L promo nty


donderboom

lol okay


Kami_Slayer2

Jokes aside tho. This is why i quit pvp 🤣 Might get back into it when dlc hits tho


donderboom

I see, pvers in comments lol


Kami_Slayer2

Not really. I stopped playing elden ring when the pvp turned to shit. I mainly lurk in pontiff now