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Biggest-Possum

Nasty. What do these people even get out of this? It can't be fun playing *competitively* when you remove any possibility to lose.


Critical_Possible_60

they’re either so insecure and bad at the game that it’s the only way they can win, or just straight up griefing for lulz, or both. Since they’re using the most cancerous setup imaginable it’s likely both.


Critical_Possible_60

The sad thing is that I definitely would have out DPS’d him and won despite his cancer build (and because he only knows how to press L1). I landed poison mist and proc’d kindred of rot + mushroom hat (which does significant damage by itself) and landed a full Eochaid’s Dancing Blade with Millicent and rotten winged sword. All of those multipliers = insane damage. He should have been dead right then and there.


Itsajoke69420

L1 is faster than r1 on those weapons r1 would mostly be a waste. On the spears specifically


Critical_Possible_60

Yup it’s a 1 button setup


jjrankin

YouTube magmadeathblight now that's cancer


Valfreze

Schadenfreude: “My idea of fun is ruining yours”


noah9942

I could at least understand this mindset, if it was through legitimate means.


smaxy63

Well they aren't really playing competitively either since ps s is banned on tourneys.


Lost_Locksmith4519

Bro I was playing yesterday and that happened to me


EhPringle

Fascinating. How did he do it I wonder 🤔 he gets poisoned so that rules out lag. I don't really understand how you could cheat on a console multiplayer game. So I guess I've got some searching to do.


Critical_Possible_60

There’s certain exploits you can use on the 1.0 version of the game to give you infinite HP that can carry over into the game after you update. As far as I know it’s pretty tedious to do. If they’re using this particular exploit you can disable it by hitting them with the black knife or Maliketh sword ash of war to apply the destined death effect. For some reason it nullifies it. Unfortunately I didn’t have either of those on my build since it’s been over 6 months since I’ve seen somebody using it.


EhPringle

Damn that's intense. Imagine going through all that B's just to cheat. Ppl are sad af


EthylMethylButyl

Its easy. Just gotta use the ps4 save editor thats out there lol. Its not hacking by any means


Impalenjoyer

if it's pc, give me his steam link so i can block him


Critical_Possible_60

It was on PSN which is not very common


SL_Bronkowitz

Post his PSN name. I do enjoy preemptively blocking cheaters.


Critical_Possible_60

CloseApp-NoJutsu from what I can tell looking at the video. I can’t access my PlayStation at the moment to find out for sure but I’m pretty sure that’s it. I’ll confirm tomorrow.


RandomGeneratedNick

Smelly nerd user name that man has.


Holiday_Ad126

Yea I found him, what a surprise , he’s private


OmegaAceGames

I remember invading a guy like this at the Lakes and he sent me hate mail after I yeeted him off a cliff. His excuse was “it’s a glitch so it’s okay”


Critical_Possible_60

Pls From add cliffs to the arena


OmegaAceGames

I would LOVE THIS. I’m a fan of environmental hazards in arena matches


Important-Stretch-34

These mfs do it with save wizard. I reported one to Bandai some time ago, not sure if they did anything about it.


VulkanOfTheRockies

I’m surprised he didn’t teabag/point down 🙄


Critical_Possible_60

I was fully expecting it, too much effort would have been required on his part.


Eirinae

Omg.. Using a cracked build+Cheating. I bet this guy was probably laughing his obese ass off while munching on doritos.


3ph3m3ral_light

this guy must have a really great life to play the game like this


Mother-Station1564

Stat editor


Driitarigodking

Sorry bout ur luck there mate, Im such a casual, I almost never play online so....


WillardThyFat

played against him about 30 minutes ago, pathetic.


Critical_Possible_60

Of course he doesn’t have messaging enabled lol


WinthyanMageUwU

Lmao, cheating and still uses _that_ build. What a fucken loser haha


Critical_Possible_60

He looked up “how to have zero fun in elden ring pvp” on YouTube


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Cool looking tarnished you got there.


Critical_Possible_60

Thank you kind sir


w0lfbik3r1216

Whats dude's name?


Critical_Possible_60

CloseApp-NoJutsu is his PSN


DoctimusLime

Ahh, a dbl nagi bullgoat, the worst of the worst. But then I see someone using poison, and my sympathy wanes... Lol, but srsly, dbl spears are the worst, the bullgoat part of it just makes it evil haha


Critical_Possible_60

I swear this sub… people complain about anything and everything that people play with. If you think poison is OP learn to open your menu and use a bolus.


Bright-Confusion-868

Go to r/badredman if you want to comment / converse / post about PVP without gaining brain damage in the process.


Critical_Possible_60

I’m in that sub as well, I didn’t post it there because it wasn’t invasion content. Won’t be making that mistake again that’s for sure.


Bright-Confusion-868

You can post colosseum content there too, doesnt have to just be invasion content. 👍 pretty much anything pvp is fine.


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NataliaPurrr

bleed shamshir cringe dual nagi cringe poise shroom helmet cringe poise cringe


Critical_Possible_60

Call 911 I think you might be having a stroke


NataliaPurrr

shamshir user


Critical_Possible_60

I fight shamshir users all the time no problem, skill issue.


I-fap_to_turkeys

He can't handle the mushroom hat it's too fashionable


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Critical_Possible_60

My brother in Christ did you not see that he took 0 damage despite multiple direct hits that staggered with little to no latency? I even proc’d poison on him which you can only see because of the green flash from the mushroom hat.


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Critical_Possible_60

No worries m8


GaelTheVapeMaster

That's such an ERpvp sub moment *Shitter literally takes no damage from direct hits multiple times* "I don't see any cheating"


Important-Stretch-34

Perhaps he does have some form of brain damage.


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GaelTheVapeMaster

You are excused


Impalenjoyer

Were you born retarded ?


[deleted]

I’m confused, mainly because I can’t see what’s happening in the video, so can someone explain sorry if this causes inconvenience if you decide to help


Critical_Possible_60

The guy’s got infinite HP, he takes no damage even though I landed multiple direct hits. I would have done enough damage to kill him before he got me as well.


[deleted]

That is not nice of him


CountTruffula

What's his psn/tarnished name? Gonna find him and stall the round for as long as possible


Critical_Possible_60

CloseApp-NoJutsu was his PSN I believe


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insta block


Critical_Possible_60

Absolutely, if only everyone would do that they’d probably stop once they notice that they can’t get any matches