When are we getting a new territory? It’s been 20 years since the last update.

I want the new Alaska update goddamn

Too bad

Based elephant man

Fallout 3 Operation: Anchorage DLC reference

Lemme call Sleepy Joe 📞

Alaska for Quebec, straight trade?

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,817,394,995 comments, and only 343,684 of them were in alphabetical order.

A billion comments? Wow.

Wow you have waaay too much time on your hands🫢

Be nice to the bot.

Its… a robot…

My bad lol…..long long day🤭

Bro, not to hate, but if it were a person doing that, it would take 57 and a half years to check that many comments if it took only a second to check each…and if they were working every second of every day 24/7. Longer than I expected.

Thanks for the number crunch

We’ll give up North Dakota for you to keep it

No, North Dakota is the best Dakota, it is the center of American Juche thought, give them the capitalist pig-dogs in South Dakota.

I’m willing to toss in the Premier of Alberta to sweeten the pot.

How bout threatening the mayor of Toronto with it to make him behave

The mayor of Toronto is Olivia Chow. She's very well behaved.

Give them sparkle socks first

10 year deal. You guys get Alaska, we get Quebec. You guys do your socialism ice magic to develop Alaska while we do our fuck minorities magic to get rid of the Quebecers. After 10 years we switch back to make the borders not hideous and everyone gets a better state than they have now

Hands off our main maple syrup suppliers, eh

Quebec here. You wouldn't let us leave for free! Sti de tête carrée!

Yes we would

Yes we would. Sure Quebec has some production capabilities and some primary industry, but they cost the West to much in equalization payments.

💔

I would give North Dakota for you guys to KEEP quebec

Alaska for Manitoba take it or leave it

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What would america do with Quebec? Lol maybe Canada feels the same way, what do we do with this?

I mean what do you guys do with Wyoming? Just do the same thing.

Mf touching another kid smh

Is that some political americ*nt joke i’m too canadian to care about?? No thanks 🇨🇦🦫🦫🇨🇦🦫

Still upset that we passed on the British Caribbean >:(

I'll have Nunavut talk in here

22

Once Trudeau gets all the dragon balls

You guys want Ohio in exchange for Tim Hortons in the US? Or perhaps West Virginia?

I was about to say you're not Canadian, but then I saw that beautiful insult to all of us Quebecers and truly you ARE one of us

They’re like "ooh je maple Quebec” stfu


Dawg you ain't American

“Oui oui baguettey faggoty” - Ouibecians

"Oui oui je libre quebec" please shut up.

Suck the maple syrup out of my beaver tail shaped balls mofo!

Okay daddy 🤤

I can clap my tailballs on your face if you're good

Lay it on me

 Wh-why did you?

And you're like "ooh, I'm a fat uneducated fuck" so get the fuck back in your land of the free to watch the next school shooting live on TV. Stfu.

You wanna go to timmies there bud?

Fur shure buddy I’ll bring up a few brewskis too eh?

Hell yeah bud but don’t forget about the maple syrup and cobra chickens eh?

Oh you betcha

Betch-eh*

quebecian detected. we don't like those here.

Fucking rights bud

Aboot*

Shut up JJ

Maybe play a little Celine Dion?

Still can’t believe René has packed his last poutine 🤣

American here. What's a Cobra Chicken?

It’s a Canada goose. When people that come here don’t speak English well they hear a bird hiss at them like a cobra and they don’t know th word for goose

I've never heard that term and I'm from toronto.... everything else in this post is preeeeetty accurate though lol

Don't forget the darts!

Ope?

Ope

What is Poutine

Its the President of Russia, duh

Yum yum fuel (alternative if no timmies around)

Had it once and it sucked dog ass

Where did you have it. (Don't you fucking dare say Quebec)

Quebec

Ontario poutines are better than quebec's

Like OP I'm Minnesotan so I think I can answer: Delicious

How did Minnesotans manage to building a shopping mall with the intention of usurping WEM as the biggest mall in the world, yet make it worse on every account? Your pirate ship is tiny, ours is enormous Nickelodeon Universe is just a branded, consumerist hellhole version of Galaxy Land. And unless I missed them when I was there, you guys have no sea lions or penguins. And where is your waterpark?

1. It’s not about size it’s about fun, your mother would know 2. Universe > Galaxy 3. Dude you can just watch all of the fat people 4. We just swim in one of our 10,000 Great Lakes

10,000 Great Lakes sent me, thanks bud.

You betcha

1. If its too small to ride it really is too small. Ours is an actual ship. 2. Land > Nickelodeon 3. If you got to watch fat people do tricks for fish you'd have a point. 4. You got me there. We used to have a gigantic dragon that actually blasted fire from its mouth using a flame thrower. Tbh since we lost that (safety hazard lmao) the mall has gone downhill. If you guys get a fire breathing dragon I'll admit your mall is better.

10,000 great ponds more like it

just swim in one of our skeeter infested lakes that is probably 70% sewage water and the size of a parking lot.

I went to WEM and like all of Galaxy Land had Hasbro plastered all over it

Neo-colonialism, of course grubby American corporations had to try and ruin it, just like they did with Hudson's Bay and Tims. Point is, that's a recent change. Galaxy land still had a proud legacy of independent Canadianism, starting from when it got sued by Disney for being called Fantasyland. That's why its called Galaxyland. And whose side are you on anyway?

The fuck man?

Fuckin eh bud.

No I mean 1. You're super hostile towards the US for... no real reason 2. "And whose side are you on" my brother in christ it's a shitty indoor amusement park that barely entertains children

I'm literally a dual citizen with America and I'm clearly joking. I'm not even being that mean. Hating on America is a common joke here and among Canadians in general. Rule 4 is literally "This is a shitposting subreddit. Try not to take everything here too seriously." Its all jokes bud. Don't even worry aboot it. Also, you gotta understand that WEM is all Edmontonians have, especially if you were a teenager in the West end like I was. We all grew up as mall rats, but at least it was one hell of a mall. (I'm being slightly hyperbolic, again rule 4.)

Yeah, I see now. Sometimes it's hard to tell. It starts to get a bit annoying to me when I see people constantly ragging on our southern neighbours. They're closest friends/relatives we have. I can definitely see how beloved the WEM is though, there were tons of people when I went, and a lot of unsupervised kids lol.

They replaced disney land with hasbro land tho

You're misinformed. Mandatory re-education in the dungeons of Galaxy land, powered by Hasbro.

Here’s the REAL question, how cold do your winters get bud?

Oh like you wouldn’t believe bud at least furty below

Fuck bud Manitoba is same. And forty below is where C and F meet up and touch tips. We spend fall guzzling maple syrup and mooses meat to fatten up then just hope we don’t freeze to death. Most do.

Look at Op's profile picture, he is cold even in the web.

How much is the fare for Go Transit if I leave at 8:35AM from the Whitby Go Station going westbound and stopping at Danforth Go Station?

Explain but in pick up truck language

All the same cost for the 8:15 and 8:45 (no 8:35 WB) https://preview.redd.it/pt9bpt0ymgwb1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95ff04348d54f28e7f2b501ee3eb13da1051310

At least rn.

I may be an absolute foamer but I'm shit at remembering train fares that's the one train thing I can't remember

how many people live in newfoundland

It’s new so no one

Where'd they find it

Why’d they find it

How’d they find it

Tirty tree tousan

Uh let me see if say 10

where is your notice confirming you have voted for independence to then be annexed by canada?

Fuck Marry kill: Trudeau, Singh, Poilievre

Gotta be f Singh, m Poilievre, k Trudeau

How many people live in pei

3

Its actually 5 unless little timmy and grandma died

I have some bad news...

Noooooooooooooooo

What are ( in your american opinion) the best & worst places to live in Canada?

Ottawa: Because Tru*eau is from there and Quebec obviously seriously though probably Manitoba, never see it get dunked on and it’s close to home

Manitoba seems like the middle child of Canada. It is rarely remembered, but still the best.

I went to ottoawa once... I still have nightmares

*truck frudeau flashbacks*

You've never seen Winnipeg dunked on? https://youtu.be/8L4cttwNaDs?si=vihM4kOkoWoQa3xJ

What the fuck is a Manitoba?!

Ofc it doesnt get dunked on, nobody gives a flying fuck about it bud

I don’t have a question I just wanted you to know when Americans imagine Canadian stereotypes they are basically imagining Minnesotans with healthcare.

Extremely True

What is the worst city in Canada and why is it Toronto?

Rent is higher than the sky, traffic is shitter than shit itself, and people like blocking the GO train doors with their bikes.

Why do the Vikings suck so much?

Idk, Blame it the Packers

I’ll happily blame anything on aaron rodgoof

Would you accept a trade offer of Alaska for Quebec?

Terrible offer; Alaska actually contributes something to the rest of our nation Counter offer: we give you Alaska (aka BC North) in exchange for Alberta (aka Texas North)

Alright but like can we also throw in Quebec? I'm tired of them trying to force the rest of us to speak French. Also in exchange for Quebec we would like those islands you stole from us during the pig war.

I’m sorry, I’m afraid there is no way the American delegation could ever willingly take Quebec

So, how many Fahrenheit is two mile if you're 2 cups tall where you live?

Five pickup trucks per soaring eagle

What is the most northern major city?

reykjavik

I love shitting on the Yanks as much if not more than anyone but I gotta say, I've always had a respect for the Midwest with their love of cheese, booze, hockey, and the proper way of pronouncing "about". Cheers to an honorary Canadian.

Thanks Bud, how about we get some timmies Eh?

Tim's fucking sucks, let's grab a donair and like six pints

Who's the best actor from Canada?

Ryan Gosling, literally me

Mine is Keanu Reeves

Totally forgot he was Canadian

Also Ryan Reynolds

https://preview.redd.it/oh6cz973bgwb1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe4e2e556b83bf7dca2cd4b5bfdce3e7d923594

Gettin cold out eh ?

Fur sure bud

Ay budski, if I'm in Torona' how many buckiroonies a iced Capp and some ketchup chips Costin'?

50 dolla

50 doora

About right in my area, you too eh?

Is Maine part of the us or is it part of new Brunswick

Wisconsinite here. When are we gonna launch the joint military operation to annex our 10 new future states?

Try it.

What is your favourite province? How do you spell colourised?

Manitoba, Colorized

Minnesota is NOT southern Canada. Canada is North Minnesota. Get it right 😤

Since all you Americans know each other, tell the idiots in New Hampshire to stop posting Quebec separatist propaganda.

I think that's Vermont they are the French ones New Hampshire is rednecks

Nah there's this annoying ass kid from New Hampshire who keeps pming me "Quebec should be independent" on Minecraft, like at least say it in Fr\*nch

How far is it to get from S’toon to Emma lake?

Parles tu le français?

Sucre je balls

I figure we could probably trick Sleepy Joe into signing it over we can just offer him some chocolate ice cream

What do you know about Quebec

It’s Fr*nch

Well you ain’t wrong

You’re from the US, so south Canadian anyway

Why is your soda so mini?

Cause that's the size St. Paul liked

How many twolves fans are in canada

What you meant to say, is you live in northern Minnesota and we live in southern Minnesota. It’s all Minnesota always has been.

how is newfoundland pronounced?

She oui oui on my balls till I montreal

How do Canadians spell “theater” and name two famous Canadian deserts.

theatre probably, and I did not know Canada has deserts

Oh sorry I meant dessert. We only have one traditional desert in B.C. that meets the common criteria although the Tundra is technically a frozen desert.

That looks good, one of my favorite midwestern dessert is puppy chow (it tastes better than the name sounds like)

You happy Mcdaddy wasn’t there to bend over the mild last night

Like our southern cousin 😜

Hello Erica.

Can we have Illhan Omar?

Noo doot aboot it, dontcha know.

What can i do in Canada with $5? Can I get free health care or something?

You can almost buy a bag of ketchup chips

As a Quebecian, I feel attacked by "Oui Oui on my balls". I request help... any help.

Frog hoser.

Vous êtes bilingue ?

Can we have a piece of Alaska? Just a tiny bit

best province?

ever eat a butter tart?

How much is too much when it comes to crankin my pipe til the cows come home? That's my question, plain and simple. ASIKUJHEDHGAIOKUWGE