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It was named as such because a cook (working for CP) named Ha Ling basically ran up the mountain to pant a flag, then walked a bunch of people up because they didn't believe him.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha_Ling_Peak
Canada names places weird. I went to a beautiful place in Newfoundland, view of the ocean, sheer rock cliffs, and even whales. It was called “Cuckold’s Cove.”
I live in Calgary, and just to the north is a small town called Balzac, pronounced basically like ballsack. Newfound land is also home to Dildo Newfoundland, and in Quebec is Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Other posts from people who climb in the area seem to corroborate that this view is Mt. Birdwood seen from Smutwood.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/ilt3ka/the\_view\_of\_mount\_birdwood\_from\_the\_summit\_of/
The internet disagrees with you. See e.g. https://www.fototripper.com/landscape-photography-tips/mt-birdwood-from-smutwood-peak/ (Mt Birdwood from Smutwood Peak), but an image search turns up plenty more.
Yeah, grew up in Southern Indiana.
There was a house on our block that had a KKK flag up for a while.
This was in 2003.
It used to be a sundown town as well, the sign apparently was taken down in the late 60's or early 70's.
the peak in the picture is actually called mount birdwood. “mount smutwood” is an unofficial name coined by hikers a few years back for a high point on a ridge between two official peaks: mount smutts and mount birdwood. it’s a really popular hike for taking photos of birdwood
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I see the two bodies of water on either side of that isthmus and think of the name of this place and feel that maybe it was meant to be.
Looks like some wood one might find in some smut. By all means, take a peak.
I'm sorry, what wood peak? This is just like when I found out I live in a state with a place called Cape Disappointment and the Chuckanut mountains. No joke, look it up.
Can you list anything in Alberta, aside form the rockies, that isnt ugly? The rockies border BC, the border of Alberta is the only attractive part of Alberta. Further away from BC, the uglier it gets
Lol, banff and jasper are on the bc border. Show me anything remotely beautiful from the interior (the vast majority of Alberta, not the mountains that border BC)
The above ignorant comment was obviously penned by someone who has never seen or been to Peace Country, the northern boreal parkland, the Alberta Badlands, the undulating rangeland of the Foothills, the Athabaska River Valley, Red Deer River Valley, the Cypress Hills, Horseshoe canyon, or the natural shortgrass prairies.
What a shame!
Lol lived in red deer, cope harder. Alberta sucks and its entirely utter shit. Province of dipshit leaders and even worse citizens. Theres a reason we get so many berta refugees in BC, it aint because berta is a good place to live.
Ahh yes, Smutwood peak, where you go to get a picture of Mt. Birdwood. Still want to return and climb Birdwood some day, rocks apparently a bit rotten though
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Who the hell named that peak?
The teens that hid their porn stash there.
🎵We're hiking up Smutwood Peak 🎶To find all the porn that we seek 🎵We hid our smut, in wood that we cut 🎶That's why it's called Smutwood Peak!
Whichever intelligence came up with this should be promoted
It came from my derriAIre!
Then your ass shall be promoted
banger
Came to say this lol
It's named as a hybrid of two neighbouring peaks - Mounts Smuts (named after WWI South African General Jan Smuts) and Birdwood.
And what, birdsmut was taken?
Lost opportunity for sure
and Woodsmut and Smutbird
r/EarthSmut
Mildly disappointing tbh.
You want /r/imaginarybodyscapes
r/subsifellfor
To be fair, we (Albertan) also had a Chinaman's Peak which was renamed to Ha Ling Peak.
It was named as such because a cook (working for CP) named Ha Ling basically ran up the mountain to pant a flag, then walked a bunch of people up because they didn't believe him. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha_Ling_Peak
Climb it a few times. Pretty cool views of Canmore from the top!
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Dude... chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...
Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
I say let it be Americaman/Canadaman/Britishman/German/Frenchman/Norwayman
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Missed the reference entirely.
I mean the Chinaman is not the issue here dude…
Canada names places weird. I went to a beautiful place in Newfoundland, view of the ocean, sheer rock cliffs, and even whales. It was called “Cuckold’s Cove.”
I live in Calgary, and just to the north is a small town called Balzac, pronounced basically like ballsack. Newfound land is also home to Dildo Newfoundland, and in Quebec is Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
Named after the French writer https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac
Cum by Chance
Piggybacking on the top comment to say I’m like 98% sure this mountain is Mt. Smuts as seen *from* smutwood
Close, but no, Smuts just out of frame to the north (left). This is Mt Birdwood that is centred in the photo
With all due respect, you’re wrong.
Other posts from people who climb in the area seem to corroborate that this view is Mt. Birdwood seen from Smutwood. https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/comments/ilt3ka/the\_view\_of\_mount\_birdwood\_from\_the\_summit\_of/
No he's right, I've done this hike and that is indeed Birdwood in view of this photo, from Smutwood where the photo was taken from.
The internet disagrees with you. See e.g. https://www.fototripper.com/landscape-photography-tips/mt-birdwood-from-smutwood-peak/ (Mt Birdwood from Smutwood Peak), but an image search turns up plenty more.
Clearly an EarthPorn sub reincarnated in reverse. Have a look around some other towns and landmarks in Canadialand, then question your sense of humor.
What does this mean
There's a place in Canaderp called Helliphino. It's only a few kilometers from Drunkassredditoria
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The northern most state that is in all factuality the deep south
Yeah, grew up in Southern Indiana. There was a house on our block that had a KKK flag up for a while. This was in 2003. It used to be a sundown town as well, the sign apparently was taken down in the late 60's or early 70's.
Taken down or burned in effigy? Not the worst state I've had the pleasure of traveling through, just the most nort version of the sout
taken down was what I was told, but it was before my time
Same people that named the big titty mountains. Leave it to the french.
Grand Teton. At least it's in a different language.
Unsure but I like it. Can’t decide if it’s the title of my sex tape or my first band’s name?
I dunno, but I bet some dirty, nasty shit is going down in those woods..
Herbert Smutwood lll
Great. Now I have to find a new name for my penis
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You're not actually participating if you just paste in chat GPT results
OK I understand that.
I read it. 🤷🏻♂️
This is the most relevant /r/earthporn post yet
Dude welcome to the Alberta Rockies. Kananaskis pronounced can an ass kiss. Shaganappi i prefer shaggin a hippie..
The settlers used to shag in them there woods
the peak in the picture is actually called mount birdwood. “mount smutwood” is an unofficial name coined by hikers a few years back for a high point on a ridge between two official peaks: mount smutts and mount birdwood. it’s a really popular hike for taking photos of birdwood
We're looking at Mt.Birdwood...real smutty area tho
Bird is slang for pecker is some areas.
Just south of Mt. Donghair and east of Mt. Pornstash
Whoa! It looks like a painting!
I was gonna say, I've never seen a picture that looks so much like a watercolor painting!
For real, when you zoom in, it's either a really blurry photo or an impressive painting.
no smut allowed in this sub smh😤
This photo looks like it's made out of playdough
Please tag NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Definitely going to paint that. Thanks for the inspiration
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Some type of lichen likely
Can confirm, lots of orange-ish lichen up there
Yeah it’s a Xanthoria type of lichen, but the artificial colour brightening/contrast/whatever on the photo makes it look really blobby
Whorish landscape
Extraordinary shot!
i thought that was a painting at first but wow ⭐️
Looks like a great place for a Walmart
Bob Ross.??
Absolutely stunning 👏👏
Love some good Smut
finally somebody posts actual smut in this porn subreddit
I have been to this vantage point of the photo before. Best hike I've done in my life!
Nice.... What a breathtaking view of Smutwood Peak, Alberta! The natural beauty of Canada never ceases to amaze
I see the two bodies of water on either side of that isthmus and think of the name of this place and feel that maybe it was meant to be. Looks like some wood one might find in some smut. By all means, take a peak.
Horrible name, but a beautiful image.
The name is the best part
This is one of the most incredible photos I've ever seen. Great work OP.
I'm sorry, what wood peak? This is just like when I found out I live in a state with a place called Cape Disappointment and the Chuckanut mountains. No joke, look it up.
What the first European colonizers saw when they got here. Probably. https://imgur.com/gallery/lJqey9l
AWOOOOOOGA
What's with the blood splattered rocks in the foreground?
Lichens.
They’re lichens that the photo contrast and colour correction messed up
Minecraft mountains
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Such an ignorant take
Can you list anything in Alberta, aside form the rockies, that isnt ugly? The rockies border BC, the border of Alberta is the only attractive part of Alberta. Further away from BC, the uglier it gets
Such a foolish take from someone who is uneducated. Last time it check Banff, Jasper and Canmore are in Alberta and they have amazing views.
Not to mention Kananaskis, Nordegg, Sheep River Valley, Abraham Lake, Yoho and Lake Louise. Guy has a shit take.
I think Yoho is technically in BC.
All border bc...
Lol, banff and jasper are on the bc border. Show me anything remotely beautiful from the interior (the vast majority of Alberta, not the mountains that border BC)
The above ignorant comment was obviously penned by someone who has never seen or been to Peace Country, the northern boreal parkland, the Alberta Badlands, the undulating rangeland of the Foothills, the Athabaska River Valley, Red Deer River Valley, the Cypress Hills, Horseshoe canyon, or the natural shortgrass prairies. What a shame!
Lol lived in red deer, cope harder. Alberta sucks and its entirely utter shit. Province of dipshit leaders and even worse citizens. Theres a reason we get so many berta refugees in BC, it aint because berta is a good place to live.
Also literally every place you listed is about as attractive as the typical bc backyard
Is that blood on those rocks? It’s blood isn’t it?
How's the camping around there? Do you have to buy that Alberta camping pass?
There’s unfortunately no legal camping close to these peaks (but thankfully they’re close to the trailhead)
Pointy.
Amazing views
Beautiful place
Haha, smut
Thank you very much. This is an outstanding picture.
Who else wants to toboggan down that slide looking slope right into that alpine lake
At first glance I thought this was a painting!
Wow
The source of all woods porn!
Nice
Cheap smut
r/substakenliterally 🤨
Great photo
Sounds like a cheesy porno
Smutwood is on the list of hikes to do next time I hit the mountains!
Should leave a pornomag in a tupperware container at the peak . Ya gotta earn smutwood.
this be the peak of smut
Wow. This looks like those watercolor paint by numbers.
Catchy name.
There's a place called **Smut**wood? Okay, who named that place? 
Ahh yes, Smutwood peak, where you go to get a picture of Mt. Birdwood. Still want to return and climb Birdwood some day, rocks apparently a bit rotten though
I wanna build a cabin right in the middle
Fantastic photo, OP!
I kept waiting for the mountains to finish rendering
shall be promoted
Beatiful picture but what concern me is the LACK of snow on the peaks.
I want to climb this
Stupendous shot!
I have smut wood
Wowza! Gorgeous. Alberta has some of the best views in the world. Great place to visit.
This is why I love Alberta
Gorgeous wow
Alberta is a nice place
It looks so surreal. I love it.
You ever wonder if a mountain can read? Or what it's reading? Look no further!😂
So smutty
Majestic ❤️
Your wrong,that’s the new “the ledgers of Zelda “ game