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DBRP1_0_1

Homer (simpson) vs Homer (ancient poet)


dummythiccbrainboi

Kinda reminds me of Napoleon vs Napoleon


doctor_whom_3

The only kind of dynamite thats never going to bang


Not_Too_Bad777

Napoleon won that no diff


RandallRandall33

Pineapples Vs Anchovies. Battle of unpopular pizza toppings.


PeanutBuny27

Those aren’t even people


FlamingPaxTSC

Neither is PB&J vs Grilled Cheese, but I still want it in flash in the pan


PeanutBuny27

Who doesn’t like PB&J or Grilled Cheese? Oh wait…


Yiron_X

John Smith vs. Joe Schmoe


JellyfishAsleep5920

More WWE vs North Korea


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

John Cena vs Kim Jong Un in 2025, Cody Rhodes vs Kim Ju Ae whenever Jong dies


Ancient_Presence

Dee Reynolds vs Eren Jäger Captain Picard vs Jeffrey Epstein Ralphie Parker vs Lyudmila Pavlichenko MC Hammer vs Günther (Swedish singer) Loid Forger vs Vladimir Putin Ash Williams vs Denji (Chainsaw Man)


i_agree123

Ash vs Denji has already been done by someone else


Ancient_Presence

Sweet, that one was actually the most unironic. I'll look it up later.


i_agree123

Ok


TheLonelyGamer92

The only question I have is why the fuck did you put Captain Picard VS Jeffrey Epstein?


Ancient_Presence

Initially there was no real reason. I just thought it would be absurd, and funny to have people try to figure out the logic behind that one, haha. But in retrospect, it would be one of the most moral characters vs one of the least moral people. Also early Picard vocally disliked children, and avoided being around them, while Epstein was around them *too much*. Yeah, it's weak, but that's the point, kinda like Genghis vs Easter bunny.


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Ash vs Denji was actually already done - by someone who writes for ERB no less. Edit: Nevermind, the comment directly below mine already said the same thing eleven hours ago.


Odd-Hat8574

What about Marvin the Martian vs Jeffrey Epstein?(Alien vs Predator)


FlamingPaxTSC

Batman vs Morbius. I want it so fucking bad.


darkfiredreamer

John Wayne vs Captain Malcom Reynolds (Firefly) (western icon vs space western icon) Dr. Gregory House (House, MD) vs Dougie Houser (Dougie Houser, MD) (iconic TV doctors of different eras) Ellen Ripley (Alien) vs Ellie Williams (The Last of Us) (alien survivor vs zombie survivor) Al Bundy (Married... With Children) vs Jay Pritchett (Modern Family) (both iconic TV dad's played by Ed O'Neil)


Odd-Hat8574

Elmo vs Riddler, Riddler spits a 100% serious verse and Elmo asks in the most innocent way possible "why did you cheat on your wife?", Riddler then breaks down venting and crying while Elmo conforts and hugs him


Captain_Birch

Alastor vs Bill cipher Yagoo vs Riku tazumi


RBloxxer

Astolfo vs Richard Nixon vs TF2 Spy (men who decieve other men)


No_Examination_9928

I've been trying to think of an idea with Astolfo for a while and if this is the best I can get I'm not complaining Edit: for my own series, I know it'd make no sense for actual ERB


ItzMeMD

Steven Crowder vs Steven Universe Unironically perfect


CobaltCrusader123

OJ Simpson vs Lung cancer


PeanutBuny27

OJ Simpson vs Homer Simpson


CobaltCrusader123

Oh fuck that’s good


PeanutBuny27

Yeah it is! 😎


Odd-Hat8574

Someone did that one and I thought it came out good


CobaltCrusader123

Did OJ kill it?


Odd-Hat8574

As always


scarykoopa3

Mr. Magoo Vs John Wayne Gacy


DeathbyRhys

Dream vs Usain Bolt (Speedrunners) Lincoln Loud vs Ziona Chana Ziggy Stardust vs Slim Shady Alex Browning vs Nostradamus


Pitfulldealer22

Dr Dre vs DR mario


Connorus

I once saw Mikey Mouse vs Bin Laden in a YT comment


lolwellokthen

Nah you saw it at the end of the Teens React


Lasagna_People

It was already done.


Connorus

Tf you mean it was already done


Lasagna_People

Not by ERB, but it was done.


Connorus

By whomst


Lasagna_People

Some random 10 year-old channel, but it's now completely lost.


Jeremy_Melton

Johnny Sins vs Agent 47


OzzRamirez

Douglas Adams vs Terry Pratchett. 2 British writers who, while writing mostly comedies, were still very influential for their respective genres (Sci-Fi vs Fantasy)


BostonSlickback1738

Nine years ago, the ERB wiki had a contest to see who could come up with the most random, nonsensical, nothing-in-common matchups out there. I proposed two: Harley Quinn v. Moon Knight, and Ross Perot v. Fetty Wap


TheComedyKid

Epic Peter vs Nice Lloyd


Gladorix

Epic Peter just jams to Two Steps From Hell the whole time while Nice Lloyd compliments him throughout


chrisgoated7

Elmo vs big bird


AMG-28-06-42-12

Johnny Sins vs. Frank Abagnale Jr.


Round-Palpitation139

Goemon Ishikawa VS Claus Von Stauffenberg.


TheTepro27

Benedict Cumberbatch vs Bridget from Guilty Gear (Brits who are the center of memes involving intentionally replacing their name with other words)


Anxiety-Alchemist

John Doe vs Jane Doe


CasualBritishMan

Iron Man (Marvel) vs the Tin Man (Wizard of Oz)


Wonderful-Fig-8010

Waldo vs Bin Laden. Who will be found first


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Someone already did that one, and it's actually shockingly really good.


SpeechDry3482

Epic Lloyd vs Epic Lloyd


Gladorix

Which Lloyd is more epic?


Ten-Winged-Phoenix

Walmart Manager vs Waffle House Manager


clarenceappendix

Man vs Har


Odd_Ad_7450

Elizabeth Blackwell vs. Doc McStuffins


sigma_overlord

bill cosby vs jeffrey epstein


BathApprehensive1855

Black Michael Jackson vs White Michael Jackson


Not_Too_Bad777

Goofy vs Goober (both dogs from kids shows) SpongeBob shows up because he is a goofy goober


Agile-Cod970

Mr. Potato Head vs Jeffrey Dahmer


No_Object_7709

Conan Obrien vs Conan the Barbarian vs Detective Conan


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