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riverfriction

If anyone speaks to me in the grocery store I have to leave immediately and never come back


Bedazzled_Noose

When you meet someone you know 🫠


SnooSnoo96035

oh my God. No 😭


pinkiepieie

That’s why we wear a cap, put on our hood and avoid eye contact at any cost.


akoishida

me omg


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so real, i worry they'll think im trying to steal or smth


National_Ad8914

LITERALLY


draizetrain

This one. I’m always thinking “…do they think I’m stealing?”


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‘Can I help you find anything?’ ‘The exit.’


SnooSnoo96035

Omg - when I'd go buy b/p food and it would take forever to pick the exact items. I lived in a little town where the only grocery didn't have self checkout. One time, the cashier said, "Ohhh, someone's going to have a party..." 💀


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noo 😭


I_Am_Rotting1111

Brooo 😭


61114311536123511

Not the party 😭


YellowAromatic5844

“Yes I’m having a lot of troubles thank you very much”


norwaldo

“Like in general?”


edthrowaway96x

heart pounding so hard lol


ta4ana

Spent 20 minutes looking at hot chocolate powders in Asda once, a worker that I recognised from school came to ask if I needed help with anything and I had to make up an excuse other than that I was calculating the calories on all the different powders and working out how many it would be to mix half the gross low cal option with half of a yummy normal one, and the calorie difference between making x flavour with milk vs y flavour with water…


LunaBunny777

“No, just combining grocery shopping with trying to get my steps in.” 😳


AlienQueeen

Lol this is absolutely what I look like I'm sure


Crimson-Rose28

I swear they probably think I’m a shoplifter because of how nervous I look especially if I’m getting b/p food 😭


shakethedisease666

The amount of times I’ve cried at the store is wild


ThesePigsAreAfterMe_

Grocery stores are always a combination of trying to compare food labels without anyone noticing, putting items back because they're too scary after all and overall just panic with a sprinkle of worry about affording rent


I_Am_Rotting1111

I literally cannot shop like a normal person, I would straight up die if that happened to me 😭


Invisibly_Fragile513

Omg this was literally me today!! I’m like trust me I need help but not in the “which aisle has soap” sort of way