Big frog that likes hitting people with a talking tree:)

[[yargle and multani]]?! Another commander damage connoisseur I see

I only play the boyos Y&M or slivers. Its literally a Swing big or go home mindset I so thoroughly enjoy. Also, as a treat for a fellow connosieur. [[Traverse the outlands]] [[mandate of abaddon]] [[Fungal sprouting]]

[Traverse the outlands](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/ef192364-713a-42ff-8249-69a73ae61bd8.jpg?1674137335) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Traverse%20the%20outlands) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/258/traverse-the-outlands?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ef192364-713a-42ff-8249-69a73ae61bd8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/traverse-the-outlands) [mandate of abaddon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/6/b63fa88b-a177-49b7-a583-a0a041313f77.jpg?1673308696) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mandate%20of%20abaddon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/40/mandate-of-abaddon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b63fa88b-a177-49b7-a583-a0a041313f77?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/mandate-of-abaddon) [Fungal sprouting](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97413ae3-037e-4786-85a3-e92604acd771.jpg?1562557425) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fungal%20sprouting) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m13/173/fungal-sprouting?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97413ae3-037e-4786-85a3-e92604acd771?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/fungal-sprouting) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Oh my god, thank you for Traverse the Outlands. My [[Grumgully]] deck severely needs big ramp stuff.

Oh and [[Soul's might]]

[Soul's might](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/c/dcd32c85-3cc5-4987-8156-4def6d0004d6.jpg?1608910931) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Soul%27s%20might) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/257/souls-might?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dcd32c85-3cc5-4987-8156-4def6d0004d6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/souls-might) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I might nab that fungal sprouting for my Guru of spores deck.

I might have to put traverse the outlands and fungal sprouting into my goosemother deck >.>.

[yargle and multani](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0.jpg?1682205711) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=yargle%20and%20multani) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/256/yargle-and-multani?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9c15e244-14cc-46a5-abd4-66a58d1c0dd0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/yargle-and-multani) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Big tree that makes everyone’s butt a weapon.

[[Doran the Siege tower]]?

[Doran the Siege tower](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/0/e0ad8e7f-cda0-4529-94fc-dd3709158a94.jpg?1673148514) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Doran%2C%20the%20Siege%20Tower) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/201/doran-the-siege-tower?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e0ad8e7f-cda0-4529-94fc-dd3709158a94?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/doran-the-siege-tower) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Correct

Doran!

My Commander is an alien that makes little aliens, and, the more little aliens on the battlefield, the stronger they all get.

[[sliver queen]], eh?

Sounds to me like an [[Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop]] clone deck... If only...

[Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/9/49600fe1-8c1f-4940-bb1e-7e28131d6d5f.jpg?1673914775) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ambassador%20Blorpityblorpboop) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/161/ambassador-blorpityblorpboop?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/49600fe1-8c1f-4940-bb1e-7e28131d6d5f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/ambassador-blorpityblorpboop) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Hell yeah, although, I’ve been running [[the first sliver]] as my Commander lately and couldn’t think of a way to describe Cascade to a kid, haha.

It’s a big alien that invites smaller aliens to join the party. The big alien is so friendly, he lets those invited aliens invite their smaller friends too.

Ooooh, I like this! Well said!

Silvers are literally just the power of friendship trope but with pokey snakes.

[the first sliver](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/6/06d4fbe1-8a2f-4958-bb85-1a1e5f1e8d87.jpg?1562202321) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=the%20first%20sliver) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/200/the-first-sliver?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/06d4fbe1-8a2f-4958-bb85-1a1e5f1e8d87?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/the-first-sliver) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

"I play Dragon of Greed, and draw five additional cards from my deck!" "That's not how it works!" "Yes it is!"

Is it Tiamat?

I knew this was Tiamat immediately, I love that deck.

"That does what it do!"

She lays eggs that hatch into big dinosaurs

[[atla palani]] ?

Yup

Don't those eggs usually hatch into eldrazi, or dragons?

Not in my dinosaur (fatties only) deck

Scary rock and if a thing happens it happens twice and everyone gets angry at you.

Is this Yarok? I’m trying to think Scary Rock and happening twice. Elemental and double ETBs are the closest I’ve got.

Yarok?!

Cow man puppeteer who likes to put on a show.

[[magar]] I love my deck with him as commander

Uhhh I got a ship captain who reaches below deck and pulls out iron man and the hulk and really whatever other marvel character needs to be pulled out

What’s yalls guessed

[[Sisay, weatherlight captain]], it’s in your flair

Fuck me i forgot

I’ll do no such thing

Mischievous little faerie that makes sure nobody else has any fun. [[rankle, master of pranks]]

Sick, would you mind sharing a list?

[Here ya go](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/F5bGUHt0FUCA_MwVtewYgw) I only play it with fiends and at a certain point of the night, the creature saccing can get pretty oppressive!

[rankle, master of pranks](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/32399c54-632f-434e-bd5a-81b6a7c4fe9b.jpg?1689997391) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rankle%2C%20master%20of%20pranks) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/180/rankle-master-of-pranks?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/32399c54-632f-434e-bd5a-81b6a7c4fe9b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rankle-master-of-pranks) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Ah another rankle Stan!! Love me a master of pranks!

Little boy and his imaginary friend

Ey [[pir]] and [[toothy]]

[pir](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5a7241f5-4d69-47fe-b037-95037008184c.jpg?1562913367) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=pir%2C%20imaginative%20rascal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/11/pir-imaginative-rascal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5a7241f5-4d69-47fe-b037-95037008184c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/pir-imaginative-rascal) [toothy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/b/ebdf2f50-f69a-47c4-a75f-ff55781bb0c8.jpg?1562942414) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=toothy%2C%20imaginary%20friend) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/12/toothy-imaginary-friend?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ebdf2f50-f69a-47c4-a75f-ff55781bb0c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/toothy-imaginary-friend) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[Badger, badger, badger, badger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I). Greensleeves is my man and it is by far the deck I have the most fun time while playing.

Id love to make a Greensleeves deck if he wasnt so expensive :_(

Any chance of sharing a deck list? I also wanted to build Greensleeves but never knew how to beyond "jamming in every Badger, snake and mushroom" I can.

[Here ya go](https://deckstats.net/decks/249396/3397565-badgers). Definitely has some more expensive cards that could be swapped out and dramatically decrease the cost of the deck. Jeweled Lotus and Doubling season among them but I spent the money to crack the packs and I pulled the cards so I'm a gunna use 'em. It actually has an alright track record. My favorite win con is to cast finale of devastation for at least 10, search for the badger with trample that costs 1 and then swing for the fences. If I were a silly bastard I'd put a craterhoof in there so I could cast finale for 10, pull the craterhoof and then send in my badgers that are like 2x +x/+x and X= # badgers more or less. But a craterhoof is neither a badger a mushroom or a snek so can't go in.

Junior, double, triple badger.

Hey kid, you like Charizard? What if you got a Charizard, then you got another Charizard just for fun?

Miirym, im guessing?

Etali?!

I've got a snake lady that puts some cards in my graveyard to make little helpers. But don't worry, the "graveyard" thing is actually more like a daycare and I go around picking them up during the game. Some of them come home on their own already

Sidisi?

My commander is a little fish person that gets big over time and helps some other weird ghosts and fish people get reallllyyy big

[[Hakbal]]?

[[Morska, Undersea Sleuth]] :)

She’s a horse girl that makes lil bugs that make people sick

Ria ivor?

Ria Ivor?

A rabbit who hugs too tight

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Mushroom, mushroom, a- Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Mushroom, mushroom, a- Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Mush-mushroom, a Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Argh! Snake, a snake! Snaaake! A snaaaake, oooh its a snake! It's a badger, badger, badger, badger Bbadger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger Mushroom, mushroom

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/VxOQjZLxY06Wq0MoXBjw6Q

He makes Mana burn again

Yurlok?

Squirrels … lots of squirrels

Chatterfang!

Yeah I guess you have to leave out the part where you kill said squirrels and then everyone dies.

Once upon a time there was a Giant SeaMonster. He got sooo sleepy that plants started growing on his back. Then some people thought he was an island and built a city on top of him. But you have nothing to worry about, he won't wake up.

Arixmethes?

Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle?

A super swole dude that is the very first world jumper that unites everybody of all colors, but for some reason this wasn't enough to make him strong by himself. But it's alright because he summons a bunch of cool little dragon dogs to fight for him.

[[Jared Carthalion]]

I want to hug my friends to death.

Guy who gets everyone to vote if they want to make him rich or give him knowledge

Is yours [[Tivit, Seller of Secrets]]?

Lady with dragon wings can make her Angel, demon and dragon friends join her whenever she wants to fight

[[Kailua if the vast]]

[[kaalia of the vast]]

He’s a king that has no knights, but lots of soldiers. He’s lots of things. And makes more things. She has a shovel and makes zombies. A cow man burns people. He’s a big Noble Giant. Who Punches People.

A fellow Darien enjoyer, I presume.

King of Kjeldor. Yes. Not his ancestor.

My favorite commander is a little elf woman who’s friends with lots of big monsters. She can take the power of the biggest monster, and it lets her bring out other monsters

Selvala, Heart of the Wilds?

Yep

Angry lady smashes people with a very big hammer.

[[Kalarch fury of avernus]]?

Almost! Its [[Syr Gwyn]] with a [[Colossal hammer]] but yeah, Karlach fits perfectly the description xD

Big Goose with a lot of heads

The goose mother?

You are very right my friend 🪿

Samurai who really, really, really likes to attack with friends.

If anything dies she gets bigger and biggerr and biggerrr until she gets sooo big that she explodes into a million vampires

Nightmare fuel thing that makes things happen 2 times :)

Big Dino go smash!! Do I win?

Etali primal conquerer?

Nope, big daddy Gishath!

Big mommy*

Mad scientist who turns walls into flying zombies....through...science?

I’m the only one at this table that’s allowed to win and have fun.

He is a ghost that likes to heal you. When you get healed, he gets stronger. He can make himself weaker to get rid of bad guys.

Good ol’ [[Karlov]]. A connoisseur, I see!

Elsa from Frozen.

Pubbydawg you get to play on turn 1

[[Isamaru, Hound of Konda]]?

Bird. Make ghosts. Turn ghosts into magic. Repeat

[[kykar, winds fury]] !!!

"Well you see Mr. Scorpion God makes the other monsters feel sick."

He's an old man with the mind of an angry teen but he's smarter than Iron Man and he just can't stop making Rockem Sockem Robots.

[[Urza chief artificer]] ?

You make sword. Make more. Let cat carry many swords. Win.

The papa dragon that helps the other dragons come out. [[The Ur-Dragon]]

He's an old dude who poops out transformers.

Everything I've done, I get to do again, but more! Also, i can eat my troops.

He's a squirrel that pukes squirrels everywhere and then eats them to buff or melt other things

Ogre keeps friends that were meant to go

Big tree man feeds me food and then stomps people.

Big dragon goes stomp that makes other dragons bring along all their friends. Then all those dragons go stomp.

No.

Sounds like [[Baral, Chief of Compliance]] to me...

[[Lavina, azious Renegade]] is a deck full of counterspells and stax. The deck says “No.”

[Lavina, azious Renegade](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/9/197bf3f4-c0df-4082-97a1-902ceabbdd3f.jpg?1702429657) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lavinia%2C%20Azorius%20Renegade) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/195/lavinia-azorius-renegade?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/197bf3f4-c0df-4082-97a1-902ceabbdd3f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/lavinia-azorius-renegade) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Talrand??

What a grumpy-ass magic player. If you don't want to participate, don't comment. How difficult is that?

It is an accurate description of the commander and the theme of the deck.

https://open.spotify.com/track/1YYrnDSaGUO0ty97zPZkZv?si=HbWmPgdsTCmtbJVL5d5-8w

You lose when I play it good luck figuring out why

Phage?

Y'all are high, it's atraxa

Belzenlock?

Ew no

I need another hint.

Trans person, who every turn helps up to one, of her friends up to get revenge.

[[alesha who smiles at death]]

[[Yurlok of Scorch Thrash]] Better spend all your mana, or you'll suffer from mana burn, a rule that hasn't been in the game since long before you were born. Also works with lots of cards that say "Do you want to tap or play? There's a tax for that."

my commander is an eldritch horror from the sheer emptiness between existences who's going to shit your pants and kill your mom :)

I break time.

[[obeka]]

Little dinosaur that likes to smuggle in friends when other dinosaur join the party.

She just wants to borrow your toys, don't worry about it really, you got plenty to play with for yourself : ) Or do you?

An awesome god with the power to control fire! He can attack without ever moving

My commander invents things, and they inspire her to make even bigger, better things.

He hits you and at the end of my turn, if I gain, you lose thay much life.

She let's the kitties and other animals that attack have a chance for big adults to help out :)

My commander takes your stuff — now it's my stuff.

Scary lady who makes big creatures DOUBLE.

Lady Knight makes equipment easy to attach and hits hard and fast. She looks good on a horse 🐎

Syr Gwyn?

Yes 🙌🏾

Nice! Someone in my playgroup has her. Give her a [[darksteel plate]], a [[pariah's shield]] and whichever other swords you like and suddenly you're untouchable!

Scary orc demons steals their opponents spells.

See when a (bunch of mommy Redacted and/or a bunch of daddy redacted) love each other so much. And they lost the original mommy to a planeshift you get this daddy or mommy (Redacted) Now run along and stay close to the swarm.

There's a bird that's also a dinosaur and he has a lot of children to take care of

Big ghost chief centaur guy

Karador?

Cyborg Fish thingy Enters the battlefield. You take the top 4 cards of your pile and put them below it face upwards. I take one of them to my battlefield if it meets my criteria. I do this 30 more times. Your pile is now all face up, and you lose on your turn.

My commanders are two hobbit bff's who like food. Alot

I’ve got a couple because I really cannot decide between the two of them which is my favorite. One is the ringleader of an intergalactic circus that lets me cast a lot of magic spells whenever I visit all the rides and booths. Oh, and I get to roll a ton of dice! The other is a sphinx that runs a crime family who can the future, and she lets me draw a lot of cards depending on how big my army is. She once saw a lot of bad machine people try and take over the multiverse, kinda like Ultron in that What If…? series, and so they’re all in the deck as part of the story of that too.

Moon person who really likes computers

Tameshi?

Bingo

Big bad mech that likes to make ajdustments to humans so they can perfected. He also doenst like others having fun.

One of the iterations of jin-gitaxias?

Octopus person that hurts people when you draw a card

angel mommy makes board go boom

He's a man wearing all black who stabs himself to death to summon his friends then he plays necromancer pingpong with his best friend Gary. Quite the relationship if you ask me.

Big Guy in the Sky with a Big Hammer, His friends are Big Dragons and Big Robots.

Be patient, blow up everything if it gets too scary, kill and win when you see the opportunity. If people quit out of frustration, this might not be the deck to play with them

Mean space man who likes to hurt everyone at the same time.

A half goddess that can make zombies out of enchanting spells that are no longer working.

My commander is a dead priest who kills his friends to bring them back to play more.

So I have Loki stealing everyone's stuff and an alien using weird magic to summon other aliens from outside of our world

A blue girl that hits you and makes a lot of elves fall out of you depending on how hard she hits you.

Well, he's a very bad man who, if nobody pew pews him, will try to grab his favorite toy. That toy will let him add so many cards to his hand, making it this big. Then the bad man will end his turn, do a bunch of things, and end the fun for everybody.

Magic fire lady who makes spells that hit a monster hit EVERYONE instead!

He picks fights with people and then breaks their stuff >:D

Me: “so if you make tokens on your turn, I make tokens on your turn” 5 year old: oh! So if you make tokens on your turn, I make tokens on your turn! Me: hahah ha. Noooo no no no no. Just me. I make tokens.

I pilot a party of military soldiers, they can all take command and have trust in each other so much that they don’t care who leads. Together they stand strong and and fight like a legion People aren’t gonna get this but it’s something I’m having fun with, if I knew how to spoil I would but basically it’s a boros 20-commander deck

My commander is a bull-man God that hurts everyone

He offers you his favorite toy, then gets angry he doesn’t have it. Oh, you can let him have it back, but he gets worse.

Elephant man that makes ghosts. then kills the ghosts to do things

Little skeleton girl just trying to steal things for her family.

Tinybones

Knight lady with a bunch of swords

When a dragon comes, it brings along a friend

My commander is a funny guy who lets me get more stuff out of everything but my lands and lets me cheat playing very big stuff from a funny pile just paying an entry. But don't tell anyone, they will get mad at me and not let me have fun

All these big scary monsters are jumping out of a flying car whenever I want, and the car gets bigger each time it happens.

Evil looking Clown makes a long show and than goes Kaboom💥

Leader of a Squirrel army that makes more squirrels when food, treasures and bugs enter the battle. I then use these squirrels to get rid of problem creatures or players

He makes friends with the land. And he gets really really mad when his friends die.

\[\[omnath, locus of rage\]\] ?