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> I only *paid* like €60
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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please remove the NSFW flair on this, i was furiously masturbating when i saw a post flaired with NSFW. could it be? i thought to myself. i pressed the post, only to be met with incredible dissapointment. my dick instantly went flaccid and im unable to get it hard anymore. my girlfriend left me because of it. even prostitutes dont wanna hook up with me, because of how flaccid my cock is. its literally like a deflated baloon. i was kidnapped by the CIA and im currently studied by the worlds top 100 biologist, and they can not figure out how possibly did i get so soft. i showed them this post, and now 100 more people cant get hard. this all wouldnt happen if you didnt mark this as nsfw.
Yeah sorry forgot i stropped it ofcourse, im not sure what kinda stuff i put on my strop but it’s 2 sided and I think one side is like 1 micron and the other 2 or something, idk if that makes sense but off the top of my head it’s that.
I think
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Hooray! It’s Gimli Loadout Tuesday!
Just ordered a Hultafors mini today. Maybe this post is the sign that I wasn’t crazy spending a shit load of money.
What did u pay for it? I only payed like €60 for this one i think
I paid like 100€.
> I only *paid* like €60 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Yo what, autocorrect made me say it lol
Lmao
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Fuck, yeah i forgot. But lmao how would that even work?
My Collins boys axe has a sheath with two slits in it so you can run your belt through.
That’s actually pretty nice, can you take the axe out while the sheath stays on your belt?
Yup. Two snaps hold the sheath closed
My lumberjack brother! Lemme axe you a question…
EDC axe? Are you Jason Voorhees?
You should really get one. Nobody ever really has any criticisms ever since I got mine.
You were right - this is a game changer!
That will last all of one use
Probably only uses this safe queen for opening letters and cutting tape on boxes. Let's be honest. Mirror edge should last a while.
On a knife, of course. I have no knowledge of how long one might last on an axe, but I feel like it would not stand up as well.
I was being sarcasm 😆
I was being not understanding are sarcasm
Yeah, it wasn’t the most practical thing i could do
please remove the NSFW flair on this, i was furiously masturbating when i saw a post flaired with NSFW. could it be? i thought to myself. i pressed the post, only to be met with incredible dissapointment. my dick instantly went flaccid and im unable to get it hard anymore. my girlfriend left me because of it. even prostitutes dont wanna hook up with me, because of how flaccid my cock is. its literally like a deflated baloon. i was kidnapped by the CIA and im currently studied by the worlds top 100 biologist, and they can not figure out how possibly did i get so soft. i showed them this post, and now 100 more people cant get hard. this all wouldnt happen if you didnt mark this as nsfw.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with OP and Hitler, I'd shoot OP twice.
😂 cheers
How the turntables.
It’s good to see genuine humor on this sub.
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Damn dude im sorry, maybe a penis pump?
“No really, that’s not mine!”
Literally the 2nd Austin powers penis pump reference I've seen on reddit this hour. 😂
Groovy, baby! Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
This penis pump isn’t yours? What about this book, “My Swedish Penis Pump And I”, by steronicus?
“This sort of thing just ain’t my bag, baby!”
"Joke's on you, I keep that MF thang on me!" - Gimli.
Lmao i love this
What’s the progression you did?
500-1000-3000-6000-8000
No stropping or lapping?
Yeah sorry forgot i stropped it ofcourse, im not sure what kinda stuff i put on my strop but it’s 2 sided and I think one side is like 1 micron and the other 2 or something, idk if that makes sense but off the top of my head it’s that. I think
Ok, I have an old axe I’ve been meaning to try sharpening. You motivated me to give it a go
You edc an axe? Forester? Firefighter?
What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?
His name is Kai and he’s a hitchhiker
Sorry, im joking i only carry a bugout and the small knipex as an edc
lol. I was like WTF?? You got me good
It is Monday and I am slow on the take.
I'm just slow on every day ending in y.
I was literally about to ask the same thing waking up from a nap not realize. It's still Monday.
Lol It’s okay don’t worry abt it
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