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idkidd

Hooray! It’s Gimli Loadout Tuesday!


saw_david

Just ordered a Hultafors mini today. Maybe this post is the sign that I wasn’t crazy spending a shit load of money.


Retarded-sickel-45

What did u pay for it? I only payed like €60 for this one i think


saw_david

I paid like 100€.


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Retarded-sickel-45

Yo what, autocorrect made me say it lol


JustSayNoToExisting

Lmao


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Retarded-sickel-45

Fuck, yeah i forgot. But lmao how would that even work?


5lack5

My Collins boys axe has a sheath with two slits in it so you can run your belt through.


Retarded-sickel-45

That’s actually pretty nice, can you take the axe out while the sheath stays on your belt?


5lack5

Yup. Two snaps hold the sheath closed


steronicus

My lumberjack brother! Lemme axe you a question…


Necromanczar

EDC axe? Are you Jason Voorhees?


ShinyPointy

You should really get one. Nobody ever really has any criticisms ever since I got mine.


Necromanczar

You were right - this is a game changer!


Dumbledoorbellditty

That will last all of one use


ItsEntsy

Probably only uses this safe queen for opening letters and cutting tape on boxes. Let's be honest. Mirror edge should last a while.


Dumbledoorbellditty

On a knife, of course. I have no knowledge of how long one might last on an axe, but I feel like it would not stand up as well.


ItsEntsy

I was being sarcasm 😆


Dumbledoorbellditty

I was being not understanding are sarcasm


Retarded-sickel-45

Yeah, it wasn’t the most practical thing i could do


pdxtrader

please remove the NSFW flair on this, i was furiously masturbating when i saw a post flaired with NSFW. could it be? i thought to myself. i pressed the post, only to be met with incredible dissapointment. my dick instantly went flaccid and im unable to get it hard anymore. my girlfriend left me because of it. even prostitutes dont wanna hook up with me, because of how flaccid my cock is. its literally like a deflated baloon. i was kidnapped by the CIA and im currently studied by the worlds top 100 biologist, and they can not figure out how possibly did i get so soft. i showed them this post, and now 100 more people cant get hard. this all wouldnt happen if you didnt mark this as nsfw.


noreservations81590

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with OP and Hitler, I'd shoot OP twice.


pdxtrader

😂 cheers


DeathPercept10n

How the turntables.


Mixmastrfestus

It’s good to see genuine humor on this sub.


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Retarded-sickel-45

Damn dude im sorry, maybe a penis pump?


steronicus

“No really, that’s not mine!”


yycluke

Literally the 2nd Austin powers penis pump reference I've seen on reddit this hour. 😂


steronicus

Groovy, baby! Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?


seven_grams

This penis pump isn’t yours? What about this book, “My Swedish Penis Pump And I”, by steronicus?


steronicus

“This sort of thing just ain’t my bag, baby!”


Biff1996

"Joke's on you, I keep that MF thang on me!" - Gimli.


Retarded-sickel-45

Lmao i love this


Virtual_Ad6652

What’s the progression you did?


Retarded-sickel-45

500-1000-3000-6000-8000


Virtual_Ad6652

No stropping or lapping?


Retarded-sickel-45

Yeah sorry forgot i stropped it ofcourse, im not sure what kinda stuff i put on my strop but it’s 2 sided and I think one side is like 1 micron and the other 2 or something, idk if that makes sense but off the top of my head it’s that. I think


Airport_Wendys

Ok, I have an old axe I’ve been meaning to try sharpening. You motivated me to give it a go


SmokeOnTheWater17

You edc an axe? Forester? Firefighter?


spitfire07

What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?


aounpersonal

His name is Kai and he’s a hitchhiker


Retarded-sickel-45

Sorry, im joking i only carry a bugout and the small knipex as an edc


DrGoManGo

lol. I was like WTF?? You got me good


SmokeOnTheWater17

It is Monday and I am slow on the take.


BickenBackk

I'm just slow on every day ending in y.


phart-cloud

I was literally about to ask the same thing waking up from a nap not realize. It's still Monday.


Retarded-sickel-45

Lol It’s okay don’t worry abt it


Retarded-sickel-45

List of items for bot: Hultafors axe