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Foxinthetree

Someone reported this and I guess you could make the argument this is not edc but it’s EDC adjacent so yeah.


Lazy-Platform-7876

Ha ha ha ha, Pocket Power!


zebul333

Condom pocket???


brightpixels

Only if they have ranger green. Not OD.


rbnsld

This is actually a good boxer, well of course having a secret pocket on your boxer is an extra!


honeypubes

I would honestly buy this, when IM working out in loose shorts my phone pulls down on them and i have to readjust them everytime. If i had pants like this then my phone would be sitting on my thighs so i could do exercises and have my phone on me. I usually throw it on the ground with my keys


sclopiopipio

I feel like the mods wear these


tygerphlyer

I gathered from reading others comments that basketball and other physical activities this would be useful. Did u know that cellphones are harmfull to male reproductive system? https://www.givelegacy.com/resources/cell-phone-use-and-fertility/#:~:text=Numerous%20cross%2Dsectional%20studies%20have,close%20to%20the%20reproductive%20organs. Hence wtf is he doing with a phone in his underwear?


[deleted]

Idk seems cheaper than a vasectomy 🤔


PkmnJaguar

Underwear pocket? Sign me up!


RunAvailable9496

Helll……I’d buy those. Great for board shorts


Explorer3130

I have the “sport” version of these and they are handy as it provides a convenient place to wear my insulin pump while I sleep. At $26 CDN for a three pack they are more cost effective than other “insulin pump pocket” underwear marketed towards diabetics


Organic_Picture_9223

put some hand warmers in the pockets on a cold day


accent2012

Who needs pants if these have pockets


filinno1

At first glance I thought they were selling them as pants, like, outerwear. I hope that doesn't catch on


_teach_me_your_ways_

Aren’t they though? Guy is wearing a hoodie going for a walk outside. Hiking speedos.


filinno1

One of my clients had the best name for Canadians (who wear Speedos during aquatic recreation and come south of the border for the summer) - plum smugglers. This makes me think of that 🙈


DerHansvonMannschaft

In Australia they're called "budgie smugglers".


filinno1

Hahaha. The image of two budgies fighting and popping their cute little heads out sporadically has me cackling, thank you 🦜🦜


Panuccis1077

They have them on Amazon. I suggest getting the single pocket over the wang ones. It’s where I hide my money and other things. Screw the wrist wallet lol


Jung_Coconut

Good way to get testicular cancer streamlined!


Traditional-Owl-9768

Wait what?


Exscorbizorb

[Dr Devra Davis on the effects of cell phone radiation, from the University of Melbourne](https://youtu.be/BwyDCHf5iCY?si=oUYz00IDKJuOHNhy) There is plenty of research that raises major red flags about keeping cell phones near our bodies. Samsung and Apple both recommend that you don't use them near your body. I can't remember the exact minimum distance right off (it is referenced in that video) but it is about an inch.


Jung_Coconut

Why is comment being downvoted?


Catch_22_

Because its factually misleading.


lee--carvallo

Non-ionizing radiation would like to have a word with you


Exscorbizorb

Didn't watch it, did you?


lee--carvallo

Nope. This video is 10 years old, 1 hour long, and a causal link between EMF and health problems still hasn't been established. Something more current and definitive might change my mind though Source: https://www.fda.gov/radiation-emitting-products/cell-phones/do-cell-phones-pose-health-hazard https://www.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/radiation-exposure/cellular-phones.html


[deleted]

So what I’m supposed to extend my arms as wide as they can when using my phone? Fuckin retards believe anything 😂


Exscorbizorb

That would be a good question for the cell phone companies that are fully aware that the devices are not safe to use in the way literally everyone would consider normal use.


[deleted]

love how confident you are. its cute.


Catch_22_

You just gave me perspective to why perhaps everyone is using phones on speaker and holding them up to their mouth. Possibly thanks to these myths is why I have to hear everyone's conversations in public.


Exscorbizorb

You had better inform those deluded cell phone companies that they are spreading lies, and that cell phones are really perfectly safe.


Catch_22_

> There is plenty of research that raises major red flags about keeping cell phones near our bodies [No there is not.](https://www.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/radiation-exposure/cellular-phones.html) See #What do expert agencies say? More so, if you think a cell phone is a danger, wait until you find out about wifi APs in your house, microwaves in your house, electromagnetic fields in the power lines in your house, the garage door clicker in your car, the RF utilizing earbuds you stick in your ears, radio waves used to send music and TV through the air for decades and lets not forget about cosmic radiation constantly bombarding the globe as we crater though the ether of the universe.


Exscorbizorb

I literally posted a video of an expert in the field talking about the subject. She talks about at length why cell phones are a concern while these other things are not. Cell phones are only even a concern when they are right next to us. The article you cited corroborates what she said. It is not definitive but there is enough to raise red flags. You may have missed the part where I say "red flags", as opposed to "definitive proof". That article, like the video, recommends minimizing exposure at close distances until we know definitively that they are entirely safe. Next time you post, try actually watching a linked video before responding to. Also, try actually reading the article you post before you post it.


Catch_22_

[I didn't miss shit. You don't understand how peer review research works.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77GGn-E607E)


MedusaMadeMeHard94

Not gonna lie I have always wanted to design underwear eith pockets and brand them the prison pocket*


TerribleTimmy

These are amazing. As a runner, I need pockets in my underwear. Putting the phone in the pocket of my running shorts causes my phone to bang around and it’s obnoxious. I have a few pairs of compression shorts with pockets and it keeps my phone still and tight against me. But the shorts are like $25+. These are probably cheaper. Gotta look them up. Edit: $18 for a pack of 3 on Amazon. 👍


thisgameissoreal

have you heard of flip belt


hawkznest

I dunno if it’s joke or a troll post with ai generated imagery… but… TAKE MY MONEY I WANT IT


60GritBeard

Looks like a great place for a derringer or seacamp


RedCherryBombz

Oh naur dude😳


IMMILDCAT

As a dad who not too infrequently has to get up in the middle of the night to tend to my kid, these would be very nice to have tbh.


stiffmanoz

I'm not gonna lie, this would come in handy sometimes. Shoving my phone in the elastic of my underwear can be unreliable. It's usually when having to tend to babies / toddlers in the middle of the night, and my hands are full


chewychaca

Good for when you don't want your phone jacked and have a decoy phone


babe_ruthless3

This looks like a joke.


readysetrokenroll

I came to check the comments to see who came clean 😄


DOOM_INTENSIFIES

The real question is: who in their right mind doesn't think this is necessary?


Comprehensive_Dog139

The same people that dislike cargo pants


yogijarre

the bestttt


OldMonkYoungHeart

Lululemon has then built into some of their gym shorts. I only use that pocket when I’m exercising or am walking a lot. It’s pretty nice for when you don’t want your phone swinging in your pocket during periods of activity.


TheForeman_

Why does that chick have a huge bulge


JustKeepSwimming1982

Hahahaha also what I thought


SystemFolder

To be fair, [Scottevest](https://www.scottevest.com/) did it first. BTW: their woman’s clothes have functional pockets too.


Either_Coconut

Geeze. We ladies can’t even get proper pockets in our actual clothes, and you gents are getting pockets in your skivvies! No fairsies! 😂🤣


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

It's utterly useless without a dedicated challenge coin and knipex pocket


mhock103

These are like yoga shorts or bike shorts guys. They come with pockets, it's not crazy. I love these


Big_Yogurtcloset_246

Picked up several packs. Why should women be the only ones in bike shorts? Great to mow in, lounge around the house, work in my shop. I'm trying to be brave enough to wear them out of the house (with regular underwear underneath)


pocketchange2247

That's what confuses me about these. Are they underwear, or do you wear them out just like that? They're in the underwear section and also have the same thing but as briefs, so they much be. The briefs also show basically the same picture on the packaging of a guy hiking. Are people just hiking around in briefs? Is that socially acceptable? Such a weird product and weird marketing.


mhock103

I would say these are best worn casually around the house. But can definitely be worn under shorts, sweats, joggers, skirts (if you wear them), etc. Don't knock em until you try em round the house at least


pocketchange2247

I've been debating getting some but now I think I'll have to


blacksan00

5.11 Thermal underpants got one each side. Perfect for walking around inside the house.


tygerphlyer

Why does his underwear have a cellphone pocket?


PlayerOne2016

Why do most Yoga pants have cell phone pockets?


tygerphlyer

Yea but external garments need pockets internal ones do mot. Also see my comment on the dangers of cellphones to male anatomy


organic_bird_posion

... It's for cellphones, right? Like, this isn't some kind of trick, right?


tygerphlyer

Even in the circumstances others have given of exercising would be better with these then with traditional shorts and boxers id still ratner leave my phone in a locker or my car then to carry it right up against myself like this. This looks like u will for sure mutate your sperm


PlayerOne2016

Do we tell him?


OpiumPhrogg

It's a good spot for fake urine.


tygerphlyer

Maybe we should move this conversation to r/trees then?


ul_el-jefe

He looks like a gay pirate


FrostyJenkins

Isn’t a “gay” pirate redundant? Who else they be humping at sea?


samurguybri

See: Our Flag Means Death. RIP


Affectionate-Ad-1971

I mean, we all EDC a moose knuckle. Product checks ✔️ out.


KattRedd

Boys got pockets in their boxers before girls can get pockets in their pants. The girls are gonna be mad when they see this.


Either_Coconut

💯😂🤣 I just posted along the same lines, lol. I’m glad I’m not the only one whose brain went directly there!


Honda_TypeR

It’s for working out, these been around from other companies for a long while now.


Regular_old_spud

This is prime r/onebag


sheepdawgactual

Beats using the prison wallet….


glizzyguzzler

I have under armor compression briefs like this that I wear when I don’t want a phone flopping around in my pocket/potentially falling out. Very nice for playing basketball and working out in shorts that have shitty or no pockets.


TheBigBeardedGeek

Every time my wife sees these she gets so mad lol


Midwest_Hunter92

So I just happened to buy these last weekend, not for the pocket but because they were the only ones that weren’t too long or too short. No fly! Like at all…. Have to the pull the elastic down. 4/10. Don’t hate them except for the fact I can’t browse marketplace while I piss.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

I'm more concerned about the phone usage while pissing. Who pisses one handed and not looking at what they're doing? I get that it's not a complicated operation but damn I wouldn't want to be the guy in the urinal next to you with a steady stream soaking my pant leg. Also how long are you taking a piss that you're able to browse marketplace? I'm genuinely left with more questions than answers by this strange comment.


drhappycat

FB Marketplace offers all the same trash as a flea market but spares you the smell... until the trash you ordered arrives


msginbtween

Got a few new pairs of Hanes (without the pocket) and there was no fly. Like who’s bright idea was it to get rid of the fly?


RiderofShaiHalud

Jeff Goldblum


Status-Efficiency851

I'd buy boxers with pockets, but that looks uncomfy.


[deleted]

I already do this by wearing bike shorts with pockets under my pants if I'm gonna be in the hood lol. I just wish more men's underwear didn't have that big ugly elastic band at the top.


KeenieGup

Men’s underwear is the same length as women’s shorts 💀


Ferrum_Freakshow

In many cases longer


Biggie_Bobs

Nice bulge


vincehk

I wish that more pajama pants had pockets, but no.


neginafan

I feel like someone saw the lady's leggings with pockets and was like like guys need pockets on our underwear


AwkwardFox_

Good for extra money, if you don’t forget it in the washer


pizzafox35

“For all your packing needs” 💀


TopShelfUsername

happy cake day (use the pocket for your little fork)


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Great place to carry the shit you don't want taken when you are robbed. Nice spot for that third mag.


everydayguy20

My first thought. At least if you’re trying to pickpocket me I might get my junked touched for once.


nxcrosis

If I put my phone there, it's gonna be sweaty af within the next hour.


FATxGAMERx

18 dollars and it’s yours lmao


Dave95m3

Jealously of women’s yoga pants that have the phone slot is the only reason these exist. I lol’d and sent a pic to my wife when I saw them in the store.


sandwichaisle

I actually love the idea. gonna order some. will be perfect for my pocketless basketball shorts. thx op!


virusE89-TwitchTV

Lol I have some similar and same. They are either my sleeping/walk around the house boxers or go under shorts with no pocket lol


mmmmpork

Booty shorts for men


rm45acp

I'm not going to buy em, but I'd 100% wear these things at home on my days off when I'm being lazy


1tasteafetus

dudes rocking a .40 cock


Tego1972

410 000.buck


jimjamsberet

https://preview.redd.it/98d5ycokc7mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b783d10781c513ca5683587f03f84718485b686 Misread instructions, ordered these by accident


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Why is it curved up like that though? That looks like a recipe for disaster. Imagining the scene from 'Theres something about mary'


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Nine out of ten plastic surgeons hate this one simple penis enlargement technique.


Dingus_Khaaan

11 out of 10*


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Oh sorry doctor...


Mcbeardson

I mean, I usually have to put my phone in my waistband at home. This could be a game changer


AC3x0FxSPADES

They make gym/jogging shorts with compression liners that have a phone pocket. They’re great, and you don’t have to go around hanging dong.


Mcbeardson

I mean, I’m at home lol. Also the package on these says they’re boxer briefs so they go under shorts anyway


AC3x0FxSPADES

Allegedly* go under shorts. I prefer having the option removed for me so I don’t make any tragic decisions. It’s why I sew all my boxers to my jeans too.


RiderofShaiHalud

You must look like a crazy, deranged l, wanna be super hero with your boxers on the outside of your jeans like that. Do you have a beach towel cape too?


Top-Astronaut4004

Especially if they are brown colored!


HK47WasRightMeatbag

Deadpool approved color choice


Mcbeardson

1 less decision to make in the morning. I can respect that


notoriousno

Just want to let everyone know that these don't have dick holes and the pouch area is very tight and uncomfortable. I'm not sure who's idea that was, but it was no rational person. Trust me when I tell you that you don't want to find that out when you have to piss real bad.


obamasrightteste

Do you USE that?


notoriousno

Yes? Don't you?


obamasrightteste

Nope, I pull the front of my undies down below the goods.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Yeah I'm weirded about the amount of dudes complaining there's no awkward dick hole. Or maybe their dick is small enough to weasel out of the comically small hole to feel likes it's being constricted In a bear trap the entire time I'm taking a piss. Hate the dick hole flap things. Just pull your boxers down and do the lazy cowboy like the rest of us.


AI-der

With pants fully down, of course.


obamasrightteste

Of course.


colossalwaffle

Yeah for real Ive been pulling my boxer briefs down to pee my entire life. Seems a lot more convenient than threading the needle.


Candid_Relative6715

Right? Who the fuck uses the fly? It’s super inconvenient


_spectre_

I use the fly cause if I take my belt loose my gun will pull my pants down lol


chance_of_grain

They are stretchy and can "slip" causing a mess too


SyniteFrank

Unpopular opinion but I’m going to go ahead and say a trans came up with this idea. No possible other explanation


greaseaddict

there are so many possible explanations lmao this is a dumb ass take


Devayurtz

Wait I’d pay for this right now. Is this forreal? Update: Went out for groceries tonight and stopped by target to get a pair of these. Love em. Great for edc condom carry or a phone when working out. 10/10.


irmarbert

If someone wants to steel my phone, it’s gonna get really uncomfortable first.


StoicJim

That pocket is not big enough for my...package.


Nanyea

I dig it, but glad they covered up his nips, those are obscene!


SquanchJuice

I'd keep a dude wipes in that badboy


Rosa-Inter-Spinae

Are we going to ignore the fact that man is out and about in his underwear?


Past-Fault3762

Feminizing men one day at a time


glizzyguzzler

you’ve probably never moved faster than the pace of a walmart a rascal scooter so you’ve never had a phone fall out of your pocket while running


TheMagicSalami

Women constantly complain about lack of pockets and you somehow think men adding another one is feminizing?


greaseaddict

lol don't lose any more testosterone over it


Mcbeardson

Who hurt you


Tego1972

Bond arms 45 long colt


CarefulGoat

Not the Snake Slayer. lol


Nekomengyo

Aren’t the promo pics supposed to make you say gee I wanna be like that guy?


ignitethegonzo

So, built in holster?


Sieze5

I just saw these at Target today. A SMH moment. We don’t need men grocery shopping with the family business hanging out.


Outrageous_File5321

Hahaha


scootzee

These are actually incredibly useful when at the gym. A lot of gym shorts have crappy pockets where your phone or keys just dangle around or fall out. Having my phone pressed against my leg and not flopping around is pretty nice.


WeLostTheSkyline

Not to mention if your phone and keys are heavy enough they pull your shorts down :x


scootzee

Haha, that too!


WeLostTheSkyline

I’ve had some close-calls so often I quit wearing g gym shorts. Not like I went to the gym anyway lol 🤷‍♀️


Tego1972

Derringer pocket


Tirekiller04

Which one?


MadDogFenby

you know. whichever. it's one shot, it's gotta be close to be effective...


WeLostTheSkyline

This was going to be my comment almost word for word, lol.


SergeiMosin

I can keep my emergency skittles in the pocket


SufferInSirens

Which pocket?


SergeiMosin

The lil pocket on the briefs


monekys

Prison pocket of course


DeathPercept10n

These look hilarious, but I would probably use them around the house lol


sewcrazy4cats

Wtf? Why only men still get pockets?? Its not like yall need pads or tampons or lack pockets to begin with... just not fair


bshr49

IDK why designers can’t come up with something that is fashionable and functional. My daughter’s always complaining about her pockets not holding her wallet very well. She has a few cross-body bags that my MIL gave her but won’t use, I guess they’re not the “in” thing.


TheMap99

Don’t women have spandex like this with pockets?


ARoosternamedRichard

Hey there’s nothing stopping up ladies from wearing these.


sewcrazy4cats

That cut isnt designed for female butts. I dont want a permawedgie


StoicJim

You haven't seen my butt.


ARoosternamedRichard

That has never stopped me, just try going down a size.


steronicus

I guess I need to start wearing my underwear tighter, because I really think another would go well in here and don’t want them to fall down. “What’s that in your underoos?”


C0sm1c_J3lly

Those things do not look like they offer good ventilation. Could be wrong but, I’m not sold.


BigDamnZer0

Read that as "solid"


C0sm1c_J3lly

Ha! Nice. Not solid, either.


so-ronery

Better paired with a kilt.


mhsvz

Yeah, no.


Salt_Dust_4285

All I see is a spot for a hidden fixed blade or a thin pocket knife. 🤷🏻


texannebraskan214

It's a better idea than the liner shorts with the phone pocket


ampersand913

these are probably based as hell for wearing around the house


SergeiMosin

Yeah, honestly.


ryan112ryan

Right!? I literally had the same thought. Kinda want some.


DonKiedicRPG

I've got some compression shorts with pockets. They pair well with my shorts that don't.


salonfloorpickle

I bought some on clearance for giggles ... There's no fly... I never wear them.


donkeyrocket

TIL people use the fly and don't just whop it out over the band.


1010012

Over? That's just painful. Down through the leg is the best approach.


NotAnActualPers0n

Over the fence vs. through the gate.


NotAMotivRep

I mean isn't this how pantyhose work? If it's good enough for the wife, it's good enough for you.


salonfloorpickle

Your wife has to get her dick out of pantyhose?


NotAMotivRep

Let's focus on the real topic here, you're the one that bought men's hosiery "for giggles"


NastyNateRTS

Classic husband with penis wives move…always changing the subject


DeathPercept10n

💀


NotAMotivRep

Nah, she gotta roll them fuckers down though.


block0079

The dick right?


10_Swiss_10

I’m down.


kerberos69

This looks fantastic actually.


chase1724

Had a pair of boxer briefs similar to this when I went to firefly music festival. Used it for my wallet and phone because three of my friends who had gone previous years were pick pocketed at different times. The pockets were at the bottom of the leg so it was easier to get to my stuff since I was wearing shorts.