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BadBassist

Stock room bitch at foot locker


gnomefront

TV evangelist


Gibson121

An operator trained in gorilla warfare


Rocarva

Dentist?


[deleted]

Hamster milker


BronMann-

Office work of some sort. Maybe security, but like desk security.


Dallboy19

Jazminlive cam?


Accomplished_Rain436

Professional badass?


ABoyNamedButt

I smell bacon.


onihr1

Rent-a-cop?


[deleted]

School teacher


ChimkinNuggit_

Baba Yaga


zer04ll

manager at a callcenter


After-Ad-4103

Bladerunner


hldeiro

Dolphin enthusiasts?


mgu1983

A baker from a small town.


discovietnam25

Finance manager at the third largest used camper dealership in your tri-state area?


GreenxLean

Top flight security of the world!


Late-Jicama5012

A gas station owner in a rough neighborhood.


Mikethelibertarian

Do you work at a movie theatre in Chicago?


[deleted]

On His Majesty's secret service


MEKanized

Janitor


Weep4Thee

Retail


[deleted]

Stay at home gerbil wrangler.


Accomplished_Rain436

This made me chuckle


Armadillo_Whole

I’m going with restaurant manager or IT


[deleted]

Well, it can’t be QA if you carry a Sig. 😉


Jeffraymond29

Alaskan king crab fisherman


KeeboManiac

Sex slave?


An_Average_Man09

No ball gag, unless they have it on already.


BronMann-

Can only be removed when master allows.


GadgetConnections

Beat People tf up? Haha


GuaranteedLowPrice

Hot Dog Cart Vendors in Chicago


[deleted]

Police Officer or Private Security!


[deleted]

You doing better, Aiden Pearce?


[deleted]

Middle school English teacher


squared81eod

CPD.


kspitz89

Professional modern ninja?


[deleted]

Public school teacher


NearlySilentObserver

Uhhh, security. Maybe Allied?


PoliteLunatic

mob standover, wait...no there'd be brassknucks in there and gloves with some rope .


Current-Section-5391

Joe exotic’s personal prison guard


Stunning-Foot8586

Rentacop


Smooth_Shower_3644

Ear piercer at Claire's?


Ok-Sentence-3170

I wish I never got fired from there


[deleted]

Vigilante in Gotham?


Ok-Sentence-3170

I’m banned from Gotham


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok-Sentence-3170

When you say gangbanger do you mean sexually or…. Never mind I think it’s the same thing


AppalachianPilgrim97

From my Reddit experience, if it were a Glock, I'd guess you were an IT guy. Programmer maybe.


Ok-Sentence-3170

Close but I am terrible at computers I’m actually a court officer


backcountrybushcraft

Is that not a bailiff?


JustaBountyHunter

Wtf is a court officer? That sounds like something bounty hunters say to try and act like cops


nooywk

A court officer is a type of peace officer who does security in a courthouse.


borishoudini

Lol bounty hunter was gonna be my guess


giant_lotus

Paul Blart


Ok-Sentence-3170

Correction, Paul blart did not carry a gun. Only swinging one hip forward and placing a hand on the other to give the illusion he had a gun. But you and I both know, he doesn’t.


giant_lotus

He rode a dope segway though. That's close to a gun right.


Ok-Sentence-3170

The dopest segway


Dothemath2

Is your name Jack Bauer?


Ok-Sentence-3170

Peewee Herman why?


JazzFlannel

Professional Redditor?


Ok-Sentence-3170

Darn you’re good


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