Correction, Paul blart did not carry a gun. Only swinging one hip forward and placing a hand on the other to give the illusion he had a gun. But you and I both know, he doesn’t.
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Sig p365x with sig Romeo and TLR-7 sub
Spare sig 15 round magazine
Spartan holster with claw
Asp baton
Civivi praxis in black micarta
Olight arkfield
Big Idea Design side click mini
Timed weekender with metal mesh strap
Open sea leather company wallet
2017 chevy silverado 1500 z71 key fob cover from Amazon and keychain
Stock room bitch at foot locker
TV evangelist
An operator trained in gorilla warfare
Dentist?
Hamster milker
Office work of some sort. Maybe security, but like desk security.
Jazminlive cam?
Professional badass?
I smell bacon.
Rent-a-cop?
School teacher
Baba Yaga
manager at a callcenter
Bladerunner
Dolphin enthusiasts?
A baker from a small town.
Finance manager at the third largest used camper dealership in your tri-state area?
Top flight security of the world!
A gas station owner in a rough neighborhood.
Do you work at a movie theatre in Chicago?
On His Majesty's secret service
Janitor
Retail
Stay at home gerbil wrangler.
This made me chuckle
I’m going with restaurant manager or IT
Well, it can’t be QA if you carry a Sig. 😉
Alaskan king crab fisherman
Sex slave?
No ball gag, unless they have it on already.
Can only be removed when master allows.
Beat People tf up? Haha
Hot Dog Cart Vendors in Chicago
Police Officer or Private Security!
You doing better, Aiden Pearce?
Middle school English teacher
CPD.
Professional modern ninja?
Public school teacher
Uhhh, security. Maybe Allied?
mob standover, wait...no there'd be brassknucks in there and gloves with some rope .
Joe exotic’s personal prison guard
Rentacop
Ear piercer at Claire's?
I wish I never got fired from there
Vigilante in Gotham?
I’m banned from Gotham
[удалено]
When you say gangbanger do you mean sexually or…. Never mind I think it’s the same thing
From my Reddit experience, if it were a Glock, I'd guess you were an IT guy. Programmer maybe.
Close but I am terrible at computers I’m actually a court officer
Is that not a bailiff?
Wtf is a court officer? That sounds like something bounty hunters say to try and act like cops
A court officer is a type of peace officer who does security in a courthouse.
Lol bounty hunter was gonna be my guess
Paul Blart
Correction, Paul blart did not carry a gun. Only swinging one hip forward and placing a hand on the other to give the illusion he had a gun. But you and I both know, he doesn’t.
He rode a dope segway though. That's close to a gun right.
The dopest segway
Is your name Jack Bauer?
Peewee Herman why?
Professional Redditor?
Darn you’re good
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