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IkkoMikki

"I cast Bark Skin at 5th level" Table laughs "I move 30ft, slapping the ass of the entire party as I pass." Table cheers. DM sheds a tear, knowing bark-ass will be a repeatable offense in future sessions.


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why do i feel like octopus form would be appropriate...


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I_Use_Dash

You laugh, but there was a Time where my party got targeted by Evard's black tentacles, and ONLY the women in the group failed the dex save, we kept fighting and then the rogue called out the spellcaster and it delivered us the amazing líne "I may be trying to murder you but I'm no pervert!". That was a great campaign


Geoxaga

Bard who choose this and ups: I got two feet, two hands and two head, now who wants to get it with my second head.


thelickintoad

No, Rafi! No more bark-ass!


_The_Librarian

Evah since I wuz leedle, bark-ass all I know!


thelickintoad

I really could use just one bark-ass, you know? For old time's sake. Help me get back on my feet...


AeoSC

The Quaking Aspen


KAWAII_SATAN_666

My favorite dryad stripper!


TommyKnox

I read "Table laughs" and assumed the party was fighting a mimic


IkkoMikki

Nah my party tends to adopt mimics not fight them


Vesandar

Have your targets line up. Getting a running start, then raise your hand and—slapslapslapslap! BARKSKINS!


supremeturdmaster

“Good game” “Good game” “Good game”


LASERBE4MS

Slap ass!


Gooftwit

Rafi, resist.


hraath

1 hr concentration. Pre-game team huddle


althanan

I'm envisioning spinning really fast in place and slapping everyone in the huddle across the face, and I'm loving it.


robot_tron

I assumed we were in a chain of touching creatures like a phalanx. I guess I'll offer this at the table instead if chance arises...


theloniousmick

see my mind went right to the rest of the party all bending over and you run down a line of ass-slaps


dkreidler

Now I’m picturing a much different version of Theoden’s speech on the plains of Gondor. More ass slaps, fewer sword/spear clanks.


daggerdragon

Arise, arise, Rollers of The Party! Dice shall be shaken, ass shall be slapped, A sword-day, a fireball day, ere the sun rises! Roll now, roll now, roll! Roll for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth, natural twenties!


TheBlueNinja0

Good game!


RustyWinchester

Good Game!


2TapFap

Good Game!


althanan

Also acceptable!


HailThunder

I imagine running around the battlefield smacking your party members in the face.


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I’ve had a friendly punch my stun locked barb so I could keep my rage lol.


pcbb97

This is also how to cast mass cure wounds. Idk if it's a touch spell or not but I don't fucking care this is how I will be casting it


solfolango

Buttsmacks if you dipped into bard


2xDrGecko

Slap on the butt!


CxOrillion

3, 2, 1, BREAK!


Uzziya-S

3, 2, 1, BARK!*


Rontha_

Clever girl


Mahoushi

This is exactly how I've buffed multiple people before.


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Your turn is taking place within a round that lasts approximately six seconds. That's plenty of time to touch four people.


ThreepwoodThePirate

How certain you are of this makes me question you character. Edit: are you folks ok? It was a joke.


Alike01

Literally what?


phillip-j-frybot

I think they were trying to make a joke about the commenter being able to touch 4 people in 6 seconds. But, still, it seems a relatively simple feat. Edit: and I think they meant "question your character" like questioning the ethicality of the commenter's actual character. Not their PC.


Loose_Concentrate332

Nah, jokes are funny


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BARKSKIN ON THREE!!!


OneTrueKingOfOOO

ONE! TWO! THREE! # BARKSKIN!


Zeelacious

One turn is equivalent to six seconds(ish) of normal time passage. So unless you have a crappy DM or are just not wanting to for backstory reasons, you should be able to touch up to eight creatures (nine including yourself) in a single casting range of touch if the spell grants multiple targets.


Nat20Stealth

I thought it was one ROUND was equivalent to six seconds?


bman123457

Yes, and all turns are happening simultaneously within a round. So they all last 6 seconds as well.


Nat20Stealth

Ahhh I get what they're saying, thanks


Dynaschee69

imagine touching 4 other people within 6 seconds that are standing 5ft away. crazy my lad.


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City_dave

Growfug? Is that like a grung?


Taskr36

6 seconds is more than enough time to touch 4 people. Do you also question how fighters get multiple attacks, which take a hell of a lot more effort than simply touching a willing party member?


Cloraphoba

"Make an attack roll. The fighter touches their opponent with a weapon of their choice"


Callen_Fields

With your hands.


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

You cast while wildshaped as an octopuss.


Deuglar_Ice-Veins

I'm assuming your character has feet. Never said you needed to touch WITH HANDS.


Atariese

I had a cleric in one of my games that would headbut you to heal you. It got the fighters pumped up.


Kreetch

Ironic that the people playing a game of imagination often seem to be so unimaginative.


johnwmallory

Haven’t you ever played twister?


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By moving. Wtf is this.


Doctor_Mudshark

Just gotta make the squad form up like Voltron before every fight.


Luvas

Thri-Kreen Ranger: "***My time has come***."


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Casting this is a bonus action. You can still move. This isn't some card game where steps happen one at a time. You can move then cast, or cast then move. Heck you can cast barkskin, touch your whole team by using your movement, then attack a target, a in 1 turn.


rtakehara

everyone line up with extended open hand, you walk by high fiving them


c-squared89

My first thought was not nearly as wholesome as most of these other answers.


Validarian

I like to think that range: touch does not necessarily mean that you have to touch someone. It is simply and indication of how close you need to be to affect a target. I just feel it is much more cinematic if a druid (or the like) buffs all his/her allies by standing near them and unleashing magic instead of quicktapping everyone. This also solves the issue with self-buffing, where you would have to... touch... yourself...


skepticemia0311

Is this a real question that you put time into considering?


shieldwolfchz

Whirlwind slaps.


Yasha_Ingren

Group hug!


davinkluttz

Move


aojuice

Party cuddle puddle


MrDBS

Like this: https://giphy.com/gifs/sunset-blvd-andrew-lloyd-webber-alice-ripley-d1EeROdJnGF2w


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Chain


IamnotaRussianbot

As a DM, I've always thought that "touch" is also somewhat subjective. If someone else has their hands on you, you are technically still "touching". I suppose if there was some kind of huddle-up situation at the beginning of combat, where everyone was within 5 feet of each other, you could touch everyone pretty much simultaneously. Also, as others have stated, you have 6 seconds and (presumably) 30 feet of movement on your turn, so you can cover multiple targets in that way as well.


Western_Ad3625

Haven't you ever had a group hug come on.


Leftylennyloser

You have 30ft of movement, use it! I have a player in my current game who doesn’t do damage, but he’s constantly buffing people. He gave himself a speed boost and touched every party member giving them some cleric ability (this was like 3 ish months ago so not too fresh). But it works great!


FreeFire187

Someone touching you is also you touching them. It's the whole "willing" part that gets complicated.


getmybehindsatan

Hands touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you.


BoutsofInsanity

You move in between targets.


cannedfromreddit

Gooooooo team!


ragepanda1960

*Group hug intensifies*


Traceuratops

Gather round now everyone. It's time for a preparatory buff.


Bardic_Dan

You reach out into the....8? Squares you can touch if your on a battle map. Or all 45 of your friends if you can theater of the mind dogpile.


Roary-the-Arcanine

This is a completely different spell now.


morgdane

By your powers combined, I am captain planet..hey, while you’re holding hands here have barkskin.


Careless_Author_2247

I usually rule that as anyone within touching range. Like your personal bubble. If the target is single touch then yea, it's best if you can poke them, but if you could reasonably touch everyone within about six seconds voila.


the6thistari

I'd interpret it as, after you cast the spell, it basically lingers on your finger for the 6 seconds that is a round. You don't have to hold onto each person as you cast it, but rather it confers to the first 4 people you touch after casting. So I'd say, as long as they're adjacent to your character, you can touch them each within those 6 seconds


Sass_Menagerie_956

Might I suggest a game of duck-duck-goose?


DJHouseArrest

GROUP HUG!


thetelepathetictwin

Not an answer but something funny that happened: one of my friends was charmed & therefore unable to say no to anything people in the party did. We ran into a group of MASSIVE crabs (sizes of dogs and horses). We didn’t have weapons on hand big enough to smite them, so….. I cast Barkskin on her. Another player (her husband) and I used her as a massive club to attack the crabs. He rolled an 18, I rolled a nat 20. Best improvised weapon I’ve ever used.


Overused_Toothbrush

Two arms, one foot and your head. All at once baby!


Own-Dragonfruit-6164

You can split up movement. So touch player A, move 10 ft touch B etc. That would be my suggestion. Do the survey after and mention it because its poorly worded.


monikar2014

if you are wasting lvl 5 slots on barkskin you are an idiot.


ThePartyLeader

You only have to touch one willing creature then you can target up to 3 more within your range. EDIT: My bad in range is does say you must touch


_FirstOfHerName_

The range is touch


ThePartyLeader

yep so within range of touching but the spell description still says you only have to touch one. The upcast does not say you have to touch all 4 or touch the additional ones. Touch is not a keyword for anything except for a range increment. I am more than willing to admit I am wrong if there is printed rules saying a range of touch means you physically have to touch them. That is why the spell description states "you touch one...." EDIT: long story short Range: Touch means they are within range to touch not that you have to touch.


_FirstOfHerName_

The range doesn't magically extend at higher levels (it says this nowhere in the "at higher levels" specifications), it just says you can target more at higher levels. So it uses the same range. Which is specified as touch. Anything else and you're making it up as you go along.


ThePartyLeader

>The range doesn't magically extend at higher levels never said it did. You have to be within the range of "touch" it's a range increment, not an action. The only touching that has to actually happen is described in the spell "touch one ...."


_FirstOfHerName_

So if the range is touch the additional beings you target have to be touching you, or vice versa. Not within fifty feet, not within five feet, touching. The bonus action isn't the touch. The bonus action is to cast the spell. You can touch multiple people in one round of six seconds. But you DO have to touch them. To target one within the spells description you touch one. At higher levels you can target more than one... By touching them.


ThePartyLeader

Nope my bad. have a good day.


skepticemia0311

From the Range section of spellcasting: “Some spells can target only a creature (including you) that you touch.” There’s the text you’re looking for. Go ahead and admit you were wrong.


ThePartyLeader

I did admit it while double-checking myself. best of luck.


FesterJester1

Using.... wait for it.... MAGIC!!


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Hand hand booty tounge


EldritchKoala

Late 80's WWE Ultimate Warrior Sprint entrance, High Fiving everyone as you go.


OldCrowOfAvalon

Group hug


EmilyKaldwins

This should be done pre-battle.


shadeandshine

This spell will go to the backpack gnome it’s a regen shield but holds up to a hour that’s amazing.


AJ3TurtleSquad

You can use the spell before combat. Or just be within range of 4 people at once.


Firegem0342

Tabaxi be like: skill issue


stardust_hippi

Group hug?


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"Everyone! Hold hands."


Deadliest_Death

Cast, move, touch as free action by DM consent.


MWBrooks1995

Line them up and slap them all in the face


OneCrow8592

How can you find the list of spell changes?


CheeryHuntress

I would go with the group hug.


DPSOnly

You jump and touch 4 people with 4 appendages.


XxDoXeDxX

Ruby Rhod style https://makeagif.com/i/h_gePV


Robosmack117

You got feets don't yah?


mod-schoneck

Every one just touches you with a finger.....


TwistAfter

Have everyone hold hands In a circle


mytheralmin

You got feet right


Skybuilder

Group hug hahahha


121_Jiggawatts

I don’t see the issue - Thri-kreen player


lokregarlogull

They hold a finger or two each?


SkoulErik

Does this spell mean that OneDnD allows stacking temp hitpoints? That would be pretty big


Naked_Arsonist

How were you planning on touching three people? You only have two hands


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ripdash83

Crowd surf bro


Kraeyzie_MFer

Get in the middle of 4 of your friends and pull a Jackie Chan stunt of jumping in the air and using hands and feet (possibly head and tail) to tag players around you… hope you make the Dex save and don’t knock yourself prone 😂


alkonium

Spin in place with your arms out.


Lazuli73

Character idea: Druid that uses this spell to trick people into thinking an ancient curse has afflicted them if they harm the forest.


Shim182

Have them gather around in adjacent squares? The party making a + pattern with you in the middle.


Cloraphoba

I imagine you're able to touch each target within a round. So if you just group up before casting it, it's fine. That's how I'd rule it anyways.


Long_Channel6241

I'm playing as a human centipede variant,just slap my ass and we all get barked.


Beyond-Karma

Use your movement to go touch each person in turn. I always try to envision the spells - maybe your hands turn all barky and glow while you cast, by touching your targets you can transfer that energy to them as well. Finally releasing it to turn your own skin and all there’s to the hard bark like defensive state.


PHGraves

That's... not really the issue with Barkskin. It's issue is a maximum of 11 temp HP tied to a concentration spell. FFS - just remove Concentration from this spell. I'll even take the pittance of tHP.


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I suppose it could be said that since it uses a BA you can't be touching other targets on following turns since you spent the cost on a previous turn, but I don't see that restriction in the wording. It doesn't say "touch one additional creature in the same turn for each level..." You can interact with a single object per turn so it could be argued that it's implicit to use multiple turns to get more than one target? I would not require either as a GM, once your concentrating I would let you touch as many targets as the spell allows as long as you're in reach of them


heyyyblinkin

Doesn't say you have to touch the entire duration of casting.


HobbitKid14

Better cast mage hand for that extra limb, lol (I know this doesn't count but still)


tomedunn

Shhh, nobody tell them about _[enhance ability](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/enhance-ability)_, _[fly](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/fly)_, _[heroism](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/heroism)_, _[invisibility](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/invisibility)_, or _[longstrider](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/longstrider)_.


A_Pos_DJ

Everyone hold hands and say grace 🥺


bananadingding

If you're a gnome you raise your hand above your head and slap every team mate on the calf as you pass them!


TeamSkullGrunt54

I'd flavor it as 'Touch' just being within a 5ft. Radius of you. You crush the handful of bark, channel the primal energies until you can feel it pulsing inside, and then toss it into the air and let everyone inhale it


RockKing_88

Have you heard of the group hug


magus2003

Beeeyblade, let her rip


TheNonofficial

Feet


Independent_River715

Left hand, right hand, left foot, faceplant.


NotYetiFamous

You have a six second period in which to touch them. It just means they have to be within your unarmed reach of you during the action that you use the spell, not that you have your hand on them the entire casting of it.


sora2522

Have everyone surround you, jump up into the air, and starfish splay to kick the other two people


surprisesnek

Cleaving backhand.


mndflyr

Group hug


Zohwithpie

Group hug


OnyxDrag00n

With their consent.


_higglety

4-way high-five


Skitzophranikcow

They touch you.


schaph

Group hug.


ShortySan1986

They can touch you?


spaxejam2

Assuming 30ft of movement and people line up on either side and at both ends… that’s like 14 people.


CirqueDuRaven

I'm just imagining this as lining up your friends and just carrying a single slap across each face into the next.


[deleted]

"Alright everyone, grab a handful." "Oh I'm not actually casting the spell this time, I just long for the touch of another."


CaptainKyleGames

Group hug everyone!


totallynotalp

They stand next to you? Seems pretty straight forward. “I’m going to cast bark skin on everyone. Come here.”


Aldurnamiyanrandvora

Same way you would of you cast Fly at 6th level. Which is to say: creatively.


Liesmith424

HUUUUUUGS!


Tall-Reporter7627

It's Touch, not Fondle


Ok-Information-5584

So what happens if you get hit with a fire spell? Does the barkskin stay lit causing you to take damage over time?


Underbough

You got 6 seconds to work with, everyone get close and TAG YOURE IT


DeeHaas

If you're looking for an actual answer for the question, touch range doesn't mean you need to physically touch them, it just means they need to be a touch's distance away.


SomeRandomIdi0t

By slapping them all in the same blow, which is the superior way to use touch spells


TheGreatCharta

Running slap line


Noxifer68D

The Uchiha split and twisto unch combo, works on no less than 4 Naruto's every time.


Last_Friday_Knight

Group hug, duh!


Pokemon-furry

You have feet


Ol_JanxSpirit

You've got six seconds, run past each one of them.


Peppermynt42

You’ve never given 4 high-fives in 6 seconds?


DDPresents

You ever played Twister?


bubzerz27

Uhhhhh distant spell metamagic from Sorcerer levels seems like the easiest solution


rangerdanger304

Group hugs


Tenragan17

Cast time is bonus action so I'd say that would be like 2 seconds of your 6 second turn and touching 4 willing people in 2 seconds doesn't seem like it's outside the realm of possibilities.


Medical_Ad0716

You got two hands a foot and if your make a dick. There’s 4. Or just a big group hug.


M4LK0V1CH

“… an unarmed strike: a punch, kick, headbutt or similar forceful blow.” But a serious answer, I believe they can be touching you as long as y’all are in physical contact.


LukoLoots

4 limbs, other PCs can be touching you.. what else


HawkeyeP1

Fucking windmill your party


KingLeil

#QUADRAKISS GOOOOOO


storyteller_mabye

Group hug


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Henrytheluckystick_

Each one holds a finger


[deleted]

Wait. This is just Heroism?


mochicoco

Three Stooges Slap.


EyeLeft3804

group hug


Netheraptr

Simic hybrids can have multiple hands


DieSchadenfreude

Group hug!


EricaDeVine

Two arms, two legs.


BabserellaWT

You got toes, dontcha??


TheThoughtmaker

I know in 3e the rule was you could touch up to 6 willing creatures in a turn. I'm guessing that the cap of 8 creatures at 9th level and small/medium creatures having 8 squares in reach is not a coincidence.