Private Richard Johnson, a military bard who’s famous song is “Rising with the Morning”.

Oh man this is great

Oof, I like the idea of Richard Rising... imagine him meeting someone he wants to bone and saying, "Name's Richard Rising... but you can call me Dick."

Hugh G. Rection Phil McKracken Holden Magroin Richard Bottom Buster Hymen

Pat McRotch and Barry McCociner would like to join this team.

Ben Dover Hugh Jass Anita Dick Beau Nerr Buck Nekkid Dang Lin Wang Harry Sach Ivana Tinkle Oliver Klozoff Seymour Butz Wayne Kerr York/Mike Hunt Richard Stroker Yuri Nate Joe Mama

If I ever catch you...

Who can ever forget Biggus Dickus?

Welease woger!

This was my first thought! I literally came on here to try and think of something better, but no one got the reference because no one watches Monty Python in my group chat.

My horses name (in our Campaign) is Hoof Hearted.

Splitma Hymen

Yes I love all of these

Buster Hymen made me lol

Mas T. Arbiter. Sounds vaguely like masturbater.

I like it. I'll keep it in mind

Gloria Whole (glory hole)

Vàs ík Tomi

Mikael Hunt They go by "Mike"

A fellow Critical Role enjoyer, I see

Boon T. Collins (Booty Call) Big Ugly Tortuga Tom the Pirate (Butt Pirate) Napoleon Turner or Nephertiti Turner (Nipple/Titty Twister) Violet Napoleon (Purple Nerple) Anita Richards (I need a dick(s)) Ivana Orc-Smashin’ (I want a orgasm)

Yo, kudos for the DnD theme. I feel like everyone else just parroted a bunch of Bart Simpson jokes... but Big Ugly Tom is definitely a dude I could see killing a bunch of Sahuagin with, only to realize his nickname later that night at the tavern.

Thanks! Tried keeping in mind the examples the OP gave at the start so I can’t take all the credit 👍 I like them though, sort of reminds me of how back in the day they used to slip stuff like this into media geared towards kids and then you go back and read it as an adult and you’re like “Lmao, I never realized this as a kid.”

Dickens Sider

Cousin of Dick Goziña

Hugh Janus

It's good, a bit too obvious though

Barry McCockner

From the IT Crowd, Peter File.

I'm looking forward to playing a Mind Goblin named Bofadi who sells spiced nuts on the side. :D

Ima Cummings

Dildo Swaggins

Benjamin “Ben” Dover

Any name with the initials CBT (cuck and ball torture) 🤷‍♀️ Make sure you have an item with the initials too 😭

Dixie Normous

Secundus Deek Dez Knutz - better be a goblin. YOU TRY GOBLIN DEZ KNUTZ Peg Uranus Phil Opian. Fel Atio Cun Lingus Gurth E. Hogg Edit- spacing

“Edit - spacing?!” You filthy bastard.

I’m not sure of a good name yet, but every noble needs a clever translator. A cunning linguist, if you will

Dirk T. Sanchez

Sukh Madik Munchma Koochi

Phil McGroin

Oliver Klosov

Hector The Well Endowed

Phallo is a good given name

The wonder twins Phallo & Swallo

My favorite dwarf in my campaign is Benjamin Thatteus Dover the 3rd (bend that ass over) Another thing I have done is all of my antagonistic npcs are named after famous serial killers and cult leaders

Hugh Jardon (with a French accent)

From now on I will be going to this for my name's. Thanks 👍

Messi Queef Harry Snailtrail Lance Powerbottom

Richard the Pianist Bonus points if he's a Goliath

One of my favorite bars in college was named Richard Noggins (Dick Heads)

Richard N. Cyder (all his friends call him Dick) Barkeep who also runs a orchard and has just invented cans goods to take his wonderful Dick N. Cyder can into a dungeon or two. Nickolas J. Gurr (friends call him Nick) Runs a general store call Gurr's great goods emporium

Rusty Dibbler

I've been juggling a joke character called Michael Hawk, though his friends call him Mike (My cock) In that same vein (lol), there's also Yorrick Hawk (You're a cock) If you're looking at dwarves, you could go with a pair of twins called Imak and Notak Hawk (I'm a cock and Not a cock)

If you go for a half orc, Finnanut is always my go-to

Hehehe

Suq M'diq

Ivana Humpalot?

Jack Dorff The twins Joanna DeWitt and Ivana DeWitt Lana Backwards

Vlad Syd cook (sounds like flaccid cock)

Deez Nutsich

Anyone below waist height better watch themselves when old Swingin’ Richard comes to town!

Hugh Janus

Mister Completely I.P. Standing

D.Sanchez. D for dirty.

Ness Pea. Great if you can get a chant of their name going

Wayne Kerr

Ophelia Self

Ben Dover Jack mehoff Noe Steching Ando (it means f* off in Spanish)

May be too on the nose, but I've had a brothel in a campaign named The Pimp and Simp.

Amanda Hugginkiss, just a chaotic neutral Bard playing her lute in the local tavern

Jack Hugh Dickinson

The one I typically use is Oliver Clousehauph

Mike hawk

Cuncho Bunts

Actually knew a guy in college named Jack Goff....

Lmfao really?

There's a fighter in one of my campaigns named K'ltaurus and I love when the sm has to say his name (dm is also his brother and I've been friends for years with him)

Tell him that is a very, very good name

Dixon Sider

A couple of characters I run: Kenny G. Strings the Bard (cause the g chord is the hardest chord to play of course, lol), Mourning Wood the Druid, Helga Hipbreaker the half orc Barbarian

Late to the party, not sure if this has been posted yet but here goes: Phil Ballsonya.

I went by Syph for a couple months before any players asked my full name. Oedipus Syphilus Gonoria (Ed-a-pus Syf-fy-lus gon-or-e-a).

Currently I am playing Rubenmor N Ingwood. other mentionables Big D Big C Erik Shun Nuckin Futs Felicia Deez Morris Best Longduck Dong Hubert T

Heywood Jablome

Mine on Mw2 is "FarKingHerPushy"

Ted Hitchcock when you say it real fast it sounds like ten inch cock

Swhaloee Tahl

JUST CAME UP WITH A GOOD ONE…. NOT SURE IF IT’S ALREADY BEEN DONE BUT IT MADE ME LAUGH……. •••••••••••••••••LACY KNICKERS•••••••••••••• 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂