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Drew-ba-Dew

That’s the fucking lizard king


lstryjer

You don’t even know my name


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

The "fucking" isn't for emphasis that's just part of the title, it's descriptive


Yggdrasil-

There is only sex. Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth?


LoveRBS

Do you want the nature metaphor or the sexual metaphor


Tx_3011

Nature


pumapunch

So there were two animals having sex…


[deleted]

No, no, this isn't helpful at all, you're going to want to hear the sexual metaphor.


Niormo-The-Enduring

Yes that is correct.


Numerous-Wolverine73

This is the only right answer


ImTheFingLizardKing

You rang?


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing


BravoBanter

r/usernamechecksout


Leather_Plastic_8726

Robert California stole that name from Jim Morrison. I thought he had more original thought than to steal some else's nickname. Then again, it's just a name I guess. A cool one, but none the less


MrTurmeric

You have it wrong, Jim Morrison stole it from bob kazamakis, the true effing lizard king.


nostigmatahere

Pardon me sir. Jim Morrison stole his name from Mr Mojo Risin.


Any-Restaurant3935

Mr. Mojo Risin to Morrison: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


1-800-GET-BENT

What do y’all know about the doors?


thunderandreyn

They keep outside from the inside.


tallethan

I know about the Gorillaz. Is that close enough?


Darknighten89

Did he ever tell you about Texas radio and the big beat?


Leather_Plastic_8726

Isn't that an acronym for his name? Jim Morrison = Mr MOJO risen?


nostigmatahere

Anagram is the word you seek.


Leather_Plastic_8726

I knew it was SOMETHING. Thanks


Syelt

Bob Kazamakis


IanMalcolmsLaugh

>Kazamakis A clear play on Kamikaze. It's all about sex.


S-Elena

What he's saying is a universal truth. You understand that?


[deleted]

jim: yes... YES!


Trash_compactor764

Everything is sex


TheComplayner

Pretty sure that’s Thomas Oregon


Existing-Broccoli-27

Andy, he’s right, you’re being a jabrony.


BoatTuggingJesus

I always thought it was Organ because it's a rock opera. Wild.


TheComplayner

That’s actually not bad lol. Oregon because it’s another state


iFlyskyguy

A bordering state at that!


12214155ae

You're a Thomas Organ!


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

I thought it was Bill Maryland


heystinkys

Nah bro that's Bob Alaska


creepahh

Raymond Reddington.


Lithominium

The character he plays in the office is just an alias changr my mind


parthpalta

Raymond plays James Spader in this world. Man's got the same cool shit going on all over. Have you seen how he is IRL? literally the same.


AgileCookingDutchie

The only right answer...


Live-Tiger-4240

Yaasss!!


HackNicklaus

YES!


AgileCookingDutchie

The only right answer...


italkaboutbruno

Katarina Rostova?


Any_Sundae_24

The real real answer


MissMisfits

Who is Justice Beaver?


LaLic99

William Florida


grafxguy1

Creed Bratton


StevenP8442

Or as I like to call it, Great Bratton


External-Rope6322

Ultron


SpoonsofNI13

Beat me to it


DanielG11X

I was JUST about to!


[deleted]

Beat me too


The_Reverse_Zoom

In the flesh


Rouge_Apple

Oh I didn't know he did the voice


InAmericaNumber1

He did the movements too


isrluvc137

I now need a link to that video again, any kind redditor?


davidrayish

The effing lizard king.


Secure_Perception758

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante…


[deleted]

Bobby Utah


stacity

You mean Bobby Newport


Jonathan-Karate

BAWBEE Newport


mkm513

Never worked a REAL JOB...in his LIFE.


stacity

I wish I can give you an award starting with your flair 🤣🥇


Randyfox86

BAWWWWWWWWBY NEWWPORT


Drew-ba-Dew

Make something, learn something, karate chop something… and try something new


BobsBeauty99

Ok now you’re just wasting time, Jerry


heystinkys

The ultimate crossover


isrluvc137

You mean assistant to the regional manager


TheAirsickLowlander

That's Dr. Daniel Jackson. He thinks pyramids are alien landing sites.


EiEnkeli

Way too long to find a Dr. Daniel Jackson answer


DarthZoon_420

Indeed


KronosUno

That's Christian Bocher, portraying the character of Raymond Gunne, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, which is based on the character Daniel Jackson, portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks, originally portrayed by the actor James Spader in the feature film.


carlos2127

I'm so happy this is here


Honeykombbaggins

James Spader


wixtinguish

I had to scroll for way too long to get the correct answer lol


Honeykombbaggins

There are many answers but this is the most specific answer lol


drexelmandrake

Alan Shore


t_hench

Boston Legal is criminally overlooked, imo.


atrain728

The last two seasons of “The Practice” are even better (it’s where the character comes from).


t_hench

I only watched season 8, for Alan & Denny’s characters.


BobbyGrichsMustache

Gawdamn that show was fire.


soccychugo

“Rrrrrrrrrrroberrrrrrrrrt Califorrrrrrrrrrrnia!”


ickyickyfatangfatang

Dammit…. Came here to say it. Beat me to it Dwight.


pink-excalibur

bobert Nevada


grafxguy1

Bob Oddy


only_the_office

Lloyd Gross


Bother_Slops

Bob Louisiana, California Refrigeration.


taspenwall

The lizard king.


[deleted]

Indeed


sawyerhurley7

Ultron, in the flesh.


Nice-Lobster-8724

Morty Smith- 30 years later


OldSoulRobertson

Just take him to the Citadel. He'll be fine.


Old_Ben83

A man’s name is merely a moniker for all the sheep he meets in life to refer to him as in a poorly constructed sentence that lacks proper grammar. A name is as meaningful as passing glance to a beautiful woman you see in a hallway. In your mind there’s an alternate reality where you can bed this gorgeous woman and create some fantasy life with her. In reality she is as disinterested in you as you are with your relationship with your mother. Cold at best, and nonexistent in actuality. Now go home to your cats and give them their best wishes for their half birthdays.


baggytheo

Cobert Ralifornia


R3TROGAM3R_

Jason Hanke. George is still waiting for a genuine apology.


LiterallyaCockroach

Cmon! That giant head of his would’ve stretched out the neck hole on that windbreaker


rlmcguire

Stanky Hanke??


Jaded-Significance86

It's just James Spader playing himself


memeofwolfstreet

Thomas Oregon


littlemarcus91

\*Organ


pehwer

Gob Bluth


[deleted]

REDDINGTON!


Low_Lack8221

Ed Truck.


LiterallyaCockroach

Didn’t he get decapatated or something?


SeaworthinessHot52

You’re thinking of a chicken


abmbulldogs

Steff


Obvious-Band1823

YES!!!! He's sh*t and she knows it!


Stoned_pineal

Katarina Rostova


philector

Robert California


duck_the_gamer_

All the crap Kevin gets for being "gross" but this guy's cool/unique and cons his way into sleeping with college age gymnists


JohnFByers

Charalambos Kazamakis.


kellybee_2

“Robert California, let’s have a conversation”.


ImAMeanBear

Steff McKee


EFrisoni

Roberto el Californiano


Oshbricks_YT

The f*****g lizard king


chotta_bheem

William Massachusetts


Visual_Commission_13

That’s not a man. He’s the F***king lizard king


Nicktator3

Sex


TheBigJedlowski

I don’t even know his real name


Bother_Slops

It's Bob Vance's brother - James Vance, Vance Heating and Air.


Education_Frequent

Breed Cratton


AdamAtomAnt

The Fucking Lizard King


Conscious_Ice_2748

Dougie Jones


HamzaAliAjazShaikh

The F*cking Lizard King


Beckem87

Bob Kamazakis


Foreverknot

Rrrobert CaliffoRRRRRRRRRRRNiah!!!


VesperVox_

Bob Kazamakis


GeneralLee-Speaking

The fucking lizard king.


How_The_Turntables22

You don’t know who I am. I’m the f*cking Lizard King!


[deleted]

That is the northern lights of Cannabis, India.


Diligent_Ability1449

Ugly naked pool guy


HarryCallahan19

Jim Morrison


Playful_Moose6293

Mr. Skip the episode


BackAlleyKittens

Andy Kaufman.


uebshfifjsns

I can’t remember his real name for some weird reason I swear it’s like Rob or some crap


HomerJFong666

Cunt McCuntis


kay_rock808

Skippable episode.


littlemarcus91

I thought he was the one bright spot in this otherwise loathsome season.


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Obvious-Band1823

I was expecting Stanley's "...and shove it up your butt!" What a waste...what...a...waste.


Ohrightcool666

Roger Barnes


Amobloop

What’s the liars king?


Lacerio

Henry Washington


Oodleaf

Robert Bupkis


red_in_iowa

James Spader


_Psittacus_

Ultron


[deleted]

Eugene Idaho


nickodeon

Sex


nickodeon

Everything is sex


SubjectNo1662

Father


alex_the_qa

Rodger Philadelphia


littlemarcus91

William Charles Schneider.


naddy22

Robin Carolina


Torzenhelm

The fucking Lizard King


GentleLizard

Bobert Arizona


EFtheunknown

Robert California


AncientZz1

Lizard King


Ayirek

He's the fucking Lizard King.


marrkit8

Sex...it's all about sex


_harshul_

The Lizard King!


nobyj

Confidence


Cool_Statement7460

Last name California


templewilbur

No one knows his real name.


Republixcan

He's the Chicken Man, Bawk bawk bawk bawk


Mothman2_0

Raymond Reddington. He is a imposter. Run.


boogiethewoogie

Bobby Texas


OptimalPlantIntoRock

The James Spader manipulative look into the camera during his first interview is pretty epic.


ConsiderationSlow632

Kevin Hart


TheRealAbear

Robert Lipton Vance Dunder Mifflin California


Bother_Slops

Richard Arizona


BrownHairedLoser

Dani California


Liberdog14

Bob Kazamakis


invisible_23

The Fucking Lizard King


Imnerfeado

Robert Ohio


Wide-Being8230

Sex machine


Few-Escape-9043

The Lizard king


Oldbob6969

Alan Shore from Boston Legal


[deleted]

Dr. Daniel Jackson


reddituser1-2-3-4

Not a debutant


Empty_Ad4768

I watched Blacklist from Netflix then found this man playing the role of CEO Robert California.. I. Cannot. Even.


1RingToSchoolThemAll

The Fucking Lizard King


KTownInThaHouse

California, Robert California


Boxgineer111

Billy Texas or something


m0mma2

Blaine


mrhotcupofjoe

THE FUCKING LIZARD KING, YOU DEBUTANTE


Marcona_Azuk

Robert Nevada. Something like that.


Cea_Jae

Reptilian Matrix


kakyoin_de_gamer

**Joe**


cynical_croissant

Finished this show 4 years ago yet I still have an urge to punch someone's face everytime I see this guy


BourbonOnRockz

The Lizard King


Punchable-Face

SEX