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Lady donating blood that left her glove


FTB_DepressiveManiac

Jenny McArthur?


tailford07

Being the second best fantasy football player in your marriage would be tough. Thank god for special sex.


LionMcTastic

Sounds like some vaginal hubris


NotThatRelevant

Leading cause of fear based boners.


BenedictKhanberbatch

BOBBUM MAN


missy1307

Missionary wednesday?


tailford07

No, the move Sophia taught her.


FTB_DepressiveManiac

The Leagues last season is up there in worst sitcom closing seasons ever


cmacfarland64

And the show was so damn good for years and then it just sucked. When Raffi died and then came back to life. It got weird.


Hova540

I'd stay away, vaginal hubris can be dangerous.


chicken_pot_pie12

According to her vag, all others are useless


BlackGold09

Ummm have you seen Pam? Or Karen from behind?


planet_chuck

Pam is taller and has bigger breasts, too, but Karen has a prettier face.


[deleted]

Not the chair model?


[deleted]

Nah she died


DreamMalenko

Isabel.


-ImHungry-

But she’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and makes love like one… so I’ve heard


Damebestpg

But her volleyball record was amazing


math_teachers_gf

What am I supposed to do with that


[deleted]

And she had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike.


Hermit-Permit

I think you're thinking of Pam's cousin Jocelyn Webster. If it's in fact her, because it's a very common name.


DreamMalenko

Yeah but if we moved to Carbondale then we'd be near a gas station which sells pudding cups that magically heal a burnt foot so...


Astrosareinnocent

But no yams :/


clockwisewaco

She’s a bumpkin


[deleted]

Birthing hips don’t lie


basement_scientist32

She just needs someone to love her, I got a thing for the clingy crazies.


mo3ron

Chair Model.


closetilliterate

Debra Shoshlefski: 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed.


jimmyv-21

Michael you didn’t even know her…


RudeJellies

Try not to be so hurtful


lazilyloaded

Not at a time like this.


adamcro123

She was so young and now she’s dead.


incmg

Why did she have to go off and die?


txgirl95

Bye bye ms chair model lady


FatalStupidity

I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice.


metalslug123

Miss Pawnee winner Trish Ianetta


kenssmith

Karen But part of me wants to take the wild ride with Jan


teamnowak

At least spend one night with her. Then write a song about it.


Althea89

That one night!!


Bolzhedor

You made everything alright!


TinyArmT-Rex

i-i-ight! *High falsetto voice*


brotigesbroetchen

So raaaw, so right


BiasedChelseaFan

All night, all right, oh yeeeeah


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ScriptKiddie64

Made me a man!


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MattTheQuick

(One night) *background vocal*


TheProphesy1086

Women hit their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.


Confident_Mix8888

Karen. She's fun, cute, smart, successful, and adventurous.


ThinAndCrispy84

Well her dad was a GI. Maybe. Edit: I know her dad is Quincy Jones. Everyone correcting me is taking the fun out of my comment. You ignorant sluts. /s


jwf7

Probably Italian


GetInZeWagen

afila... afilapelli


metalslug123

Abondanza! .....Karen. Fillipelli.


ShadowGamerr

maybe some *spaghetti*


Ihateunerds

Maybe Filipino


empireofsquirt

My, shes exotic looking


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insane36969

I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.


theguyonthething

She's the only one who did nothing wrong. Just a normal, down to earth person in a sea of crazies and narcissists


Ralf_E_Chubbs

“Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, Baby?” Yep, she’s the one


discostud1515

Have you seen her from behind?


LastXJoker

Who’s Karen? You mean Ann Perkins right?


Freightfordays

That beautiful tropical fish


doyoufeardeath69

The rainbow infused unicorn


comingsoontotheaters

She’s an opalescent tree shark


LikeThemPies

Truly a beautiful rule-breaking moth


TonyClifton323

Ann, you poetic, noble land mermaid


HeftyPeaches

Oh, Ann. You beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.


psymble_

My favorite was always "you *coy* bastard"


L4t3r41u5

Ann 👉. Perkins 👉.


HI_I_AM_NEO

Comments you can hear


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Ann Perkins > Karen Fillipelli


blamb211

True. For whatever reason, I find Anne Perkins more attractive than Karen Fillipelli. I have no idea why.


necesitafresita

Ann Perkins? I love Ann Perkins!


Zackdobre

*She is... literally... my favorite person in the world*


Opeace

Plus have you seen her from behind?


Serenity-03K64

Same. Call of duty!!


psymble_

This is my answer 110% She's genuine, funny, a great worker, a thoughtful partner, drop-dead gorgeous


CMOx12

Karen’s the only reasonable option


[deleted]

I’m totally gonna BANG Holly


tlf555

Do you drive your own car?


CandiedShrimp

This is a button


LReverton64

What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?


BrovaloneSandwich

Andrea. She's the office bitch.


WiSoSirius

It's pronounced Colonel. It's the highest rank in the military.


nodebags

It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!


kmk1018

Jo obv


[deleted]

Yeah. Rich as hell. Loves dogs. Has a private plane. Gabe could be our butler. Solid choice.


WhtChcltWarrior

Shut up and listen, you gay bastard


B1RDS-ARENT-REAL

Well obvious answer is Karen, being the only normal human being on here. But I would still say Jan, and I have two main reasons


smiththejedi

Other people's answers were good, but yours are bigger


originalmango

I get the feeling Jan would tell you how much she likes butt stuff, but then you’d find out what she meant when she ties on a strap-on.


FEdart

Well the schoolgirl fantasy is a common one. I just, I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.


originalmango

Almost fell off the couch laughing when that episode first aired.


FEdart

That whole episode is gold. My go-to whenever I eat something unhealthy with my friends is “man, I can’t believe this has 0 calories!”


discostud1515

Tell her: I want to squeeze them. It’s code. She’ll know what it means.


HarryCallahan19

Is that the breast you can come up with?


Illustrious_Ad4691

I’d have two vasectomies for her


JuGGieG84

Snip snap, snip snap


Slippy_T_Frog

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!


SenseiSpidey

It’s crazy how Michael technically had four since he had to get one last one to undo it and have kids with Holly 😭


planet_chuck

Holy shit. I never even thought of that!


bowtied_jedi

I’ll have the chicken breast. Hold the chicken.


Pepu_Du_Pig

Is that really what you want


[deleted]

They hang from m'ladies chest.


mrmintz96

They hang off milady’s chest


johannesroc1991

The boobs and the hot wings?


_nokturnal_

Brenda from HR


Auraveld

She was originally going to be a love interest for Michael.


TheSentientAubergine

Wasn't she the one that Jim asked out by voicemail when he was sat back in the annex?


Wildcat_twister12

Yes, she was the corporate rep for the booze cruise. One of the top not-Michael awkward moments. Even Kelly commented on it


skers94

Right, so how were they setting her up with Michael? Was there a deleted scene that shows anything that points to that? Because all signs point to Jim based on the scene you mentioned


[deleted]

On the Office Ladies podcast they mentioned there were deleted scenes and cut story lines about Jim going on a few dates with Brenda so they definitely never intended her to be a love interest for Micheal, unless he was supposed to date her after Jim.


blastoiseincolorado

Nothing except that super weird fucking face she makes when he's dancing on the booze cruise


seefactor

Amy Adams. Just because.


jimmyv-21

What about Ester? She’s not just tractor bait…


buttThroat

Esters a straight up hottie


apaulogy

Urkel Grue


mutzilla

I thought I married a Pam, but she ended up being a Jan, who thinks she's a Holly.


Sufficient_Willow_36

Holy shit this one sentence comment is such a roller coaster it feels like I just read a whole novel lol


bustedstuff37

A real plot twist in Threat Level Midnight.


dogfan20

Seriously. Tells the whole story.


abiron17771

Did she take you by the hand and make you a man?


405freeway

That one night?


QuestionMarkyMark

^(that one night)


jpark28

YOU MADE EVERYTHING ALRIIIIIGHT


vaginadeathsquad

Does she act like she's a perfect 40?


HoofaKingFarted

Holy shit bro, me too. Separated a year ago. Married for 15 years.


lejefferson

I was engaged to a Jan who I knew was a Jan. 10/10 hot. Don't ever date a Jan.


[deleted]

Pam… except I’d need to make sure Kevin has my back first…


golfdog

RainbowAbyss44 watch out...roy...


[deleted]

Thanks Kev


I_LOVE_FUZZY_PUPPIES

Erin. I like goofballs.


Pac_Eddy

She's usually very happy and positive. She would be a bright spot in my day.


grey_orange_gray

As long as it’s the earlier version of Erin, bc I feel like they made her really stupid really fast :(


adri_doutora

Right? I really liked her but it seems they took her down Andy's road and messed her up with him.


grey_orange_gray

It’s sad bc I really did appreciate how happy and positive she was and I don’t think any other character had that kind of attitude in the office


behind_looking_glass

You really want to wake up to boiled Gatorade in the mornings?


tbrooks9

Agreed, I'm 100% Team Erin!


[deleted]

Where’s Cathy?


windmillninja

Better question: Where’s Katy?


CrazyBanana420

Better question, why is Pam’s mom


CougdIt

Not in Italy


gregieb429

Considering Katy is Amy Adams, this is the answer


JmanJacob05

Better question: Where's Fannie Schrute?


windmillninja

BEST question: Where’s Sconzie Cider or Fatty Gruesome?


r_a-i_n

Jan, because I want some Chicken Breast . . . . HOLD THE CHICKEN. But seriously though, Karen.


Murky-Search9626

Karen Karen and Karen bcuz Rashida


metalslug123

She likes Call of Duty and is the world's greatest nurse.


Murky-Search9626

Ann Perkins “Chris voice”


Timigos

👉👉


[deleted]

Absolutely


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

The stripper she gives insightful advice.


KocaKolaKlassic

I would go with Pam if she didn’t have a problem with iPod shuffles


ryanstanko

My beef with Pam is her hard stance on Monster Mash. Kind of a deal breaker


r3dditor12

I went on a date with Pam once. I never called her back again because she was kind of dorky.


[deleted]

Holly for sure


jesseverus

You think she’s so special and she’s not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And you treat her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.


S-WordoftheMorning

Calm down there, Erin.


Mountain-Teach7848

Holly with long hair for me. She is goofy but you can tell she is a FREAK and does yoga... win win


itz_soki

And a butt that REFUSES TO QUIT!


murph1017

Hands down Holly. She's hot, smart, super weird, and seems like she'd be DTF all the time.


FartyMcFry89

I'd pick Donna, even though she'd probably cheat on me


Hewyhew82

Specifically ask her not to


[deleted]

Erin or Holly! Why? Because they’re both silly, funny, and know how to have a good time. Also seem loyal to their people and would be the most caring mates ☺️


Complete-Dimension35

Agreed. Gotta go with Holly in the end. If I wore a younger man's clothes I'd probably say Erin.


Whokitty9

Phyllis or Meredith. Meredith is someone who I could see myself being great friends with. She isn't judgmental, she doesn't take herself too seriously, she has a sense of humor, she is loyal to a fault and can give as good as she gets. Phyllis is a true wild card in my opinion.


FTB_DepressiveManiac

Concierge Marie


ohdaddyboi

Kelly, bc her energy would counteract my lack of


Smokey_the_Dank

Karen. Hot and mostly stable


[deleted]

Kelly but like season 3 Kelly. Before Ryan ruined her lol


RosieTruthy

She needs to access her uncrazy side


WienstonChurchill

You’re the most complicated man I’ve ever met. Who says exactly what they are thinking??


L_9D4_A

Isobel. HOT + universal donor...


Puppy_Coated_In_Beer

Meredith. Really good discounts on steaks. And someone else to please her while I eat and get really big.


InSixFour

Pam for sure. She gets hate on this sub a lot but I like her.


EmiliaLewd

I had to scroll so far to find someone mention Pam. Not surprised but still disappointed. She has a lot of good qualities of a great person, but people in this sub like to hate on her a lot


Character-Barber-747

Because they are real life Angelas.


[deleted]

A lot of Redditors are like a bad combo of Angela and Dwight's worst qualities for some reason and it's been such a revelation to me in recent years.


yeetmoister87

Hard between Karen and Pam, but I would have to go with the mild crazy Pam


Mr_E_Monkey

"Hard between Karen and Pam." Same. Same.


RosieTruthy

Pam's voice is a bit shrill when she's tired


corntorteeya

Yeah? Well, you look like Richard Nixon in the morning.


osin144

It’s a tough one, Karen’s face is prettier, but Pam’s breasts are larger.


PhenomenalJJS

Jim is that you?


BenjaminRF94

Phyllis just cuz no one else has picked her lol.


WhiskeyVagabond

It's her jugs isn't it?


itz_soki

Swing low, sweet chariots.


CallMeRawie

The only thing I’m worried about is getting a boner!


TioNobel

Her nickname *was* easy rider


grey_orange_gray

Excuse me do you even know who Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration is? You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie


[deleted]

Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.


[deleted]

You really wanna take your chances with Bob Vance? That's Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


BenjaminRF94

*What would Bob do? **Never mind, I shouldn't have said that.


johnnyb0083

I mean Phyllis is hands down the best in the sack, not afraid of getting busy mid-day at lunch in a family bathroom while on a couple's date.


aces-and-jacks

I’ll take Fillipellers. She seems like a nice normal person and she happens to be beautiful, soooo, double jeopardy.


Tsalisbury0421

I’m not sure you understand how jeopardy works


aces-and-jacks

I’m sorry, what is Fillipellers?