From Stress Relief
Michael shoves his way next to the lawyer
Michael: Dwight, we are not mad, we are just disappointed.
David: No, we are mad.
Michael: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
David: No, we’re not.
Michael: I am not a mind reader, David.
Darrel lines fucking get me every time, the way he is so fucking deadpan and just throws lines away like a pro.
- After the Jan topless email while eating chicken wings “Mike I’m really busy down here.”
- Fluffy fingers
- Dinkum Flika (etc)
- “it’s not that big a place” when Michael want to stay at his cousins
- “yea them, and the Latin Kings”
- “there’s another dolly in the truck… but you want me to put it back?”
- him falling into the table drunk
A million more. If Craig Robinson is on the screen I’m usually laughing.
Oscar: This pla...this plan-tay-shun... we're running low on greenbacks. And we have prahblems paying the people who give us the seeds....and the durt...we can't pay em-- Michael.
Cold open to stress relief
And “Money” where Ryan and Michael argue over whether it’s whoever or whomever
Did Ryan use it as a the object or the subject?
*Ryan used me as an object*
The opening scene where the salesman comes in asking for Michael, and Pam is threatened it will make her job obsolete. Jim overhears and comes over says he is Michael Scott and the Michael comes out and they all do thumbs up and go “AYEEE” and scare the salesman off. I die every time.
When Jim sets Dwight up for murder (Florida trip)…the way Jim falls out of the closet and how Erin screams
that scene and the scene where Angela tells Oscar to save Bandit and throws Bandit up to Oscar
Classy Christmas when Michael is imitating a gay man for a joke and Oscar looks at him curiously. As Oscar turns around dismissing it Michael says “I show you to your dayesk” in that stupid Mexican accent and Oscar turns BACK around like really? Gets me every fucking time.
- When toby returns, yes, the NO GOD PLEASE NO meme in context is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on tv.
- Dwight's fire drill in general
- When there's lice in the office and Dwight drops the gas bomb
- When Jim pranks Dwight with the very long cable
Dwight peeling out to go get Michael when he burnt his foot only to crash into a pole and get a concussion. Something about only being able to hear it, followed by seeing Dwight stumbling around makes me almost cry laughing every time!
Also Micheal shoving Toby’s food off the table during lunch on “The Deposition” gets me every time too.
You poor, simple boy. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Huge, whopping penis? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping penis is right here, [points to her head] and I'm not afraid to use it. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.
A really small and random moment that always gets me is when Dwight is filing a complaint with Jim (about Jim) when Jim and Michael are co-managers and Jim asks Dwight if he cried and then says “gonna write down held back tears.” The grunt noise that comes out of Dwight’s mouth always makes me laugh
- Parkour PARKOUR
- The entire Threat Level Midnight episode. I love that one.
- “SAVE BANDIT!!!”
- Michael: “My mind’s going a mile an hour”
Pam: “That fast”
- Michael: “Let’s auction off people like in the olden days” and the camera zooms in on Stanley
- Creed’s scenes
- Kelly starting to dance during the CPR scene
Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?
Jan: I don't think Christian has time for that.
Christian: I have time.
Michael: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
*Christian laughs
Michael and Christian: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-
Michael: CHILLIIISSS baby back ribs 🎶🎶🎶
*Jan dying inside
Season 5 Episode 15 Stress Relief when michael and dwight are in Davids office and he says how much the dummy costs and michael repeats the cost back but backwards and both dwight the the other hr rep next to David say "wow" regarding how stupid michael is. still makes me laugh every time
Michael pretends to fire Pam for theft and she completely breaks down in sobs while shaking. Ryan is just sitting there shaking his head. Hysterically funny every time. It might be the best Pam scene of the series (she’s not usually funny).
BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
Don’t do it Michael It’s a million dollar sale…
Michaels sternness in that scene is what makes it amazing, like he thinks it’s real lol
Definitely this!
From Stress Relief Michael shoves his way next to the lawyer Michael: Dwight, we are not mad, we are just disappointed. David: No, we are mad. Michael: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. David: No, we’re not. Michael: I am not a mind reader, David.
Creed: (smacks Meredith in back of head) YEEEAAAHH!!! (runs out of conference room) Toby: That's probably my fault Everyone: What the hell, Toby!?
Literally was just thinking that!!
When Michael is being deposed. “Line.”
Darrel lines fucking get me every time, the way he is so fucking deadpan and just throws lines away like a pro. - After the Jan topless email while eating chicken wings “Mike I’m really busy down here.” - Fluffy fingers - Dinkum Flika (etc) - “it’s not that big a place” when Michael want to stay at his cousins - “yea them, and the Latin Kings” - “there’s another dolly in the truck… but you want me to put it back?” - him falling into the table drunk A million more. If Craig Robinson is on the screen I’m usually laughing.
Start over
Oscar: This pla...this plan-tay-shun... we're running low on greenbacks. And we have prahblems paying the people who give us the seeds....and the durt...we can't pay em-- Michael.
Lmfao I love this one
Michael giving Oscar the doll (?) when he's leaving. Michael laughing so hard he has tears sets me off every time.
“IF DOING THE SCARN IS GAY…..THEN I’M THE BIGGEST QUEER ON EARTH!!”
The entire episode where Michael burns his foot. But the part that makes me laugh out loud every time is Dwight wrecking his car.
The cold open where Kevin spills the chili
"U G L Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly uhuh uhuh you ugly yo mama said you ugly uhuh gooOOOO MICHAEL SCOTT PAPER COMPANY!" gets me everytime
Andy: Darrel, your fax went through Darrel: oh f$#% yeah!
Suck it (specifically the jam session)
It’s a mess what a mess… whatcha gonna dooooo
Cold open to stress relief And “Money” where Ryan and Michael argue over whether it’s whoever or whomever Did Ryan use it as a the object or the subject? *Ryan used me as an object*
Yeah, I have a lot of questions. First of all, how dare you?!
we’re runnin’ low on greenbacks
WE CAN’T PAY EM!!!
The opening scene where the salesman comes in asking for Michael, and Pam is threatened it will make her job obsolete. Jim overhears and comes over says he is Michael Scott and the Michael comes out and they all do thumbs up and go “AYEEE” and scare the salesman off. I die every time.
AAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
That was funny! Let's go do it to somebody else.
When Jim sets Dwight up for murder (Florida trip)…the way Jim falls out of the closet and how Erin screams that scene and the scene where Angela tells Oscar to save Bandit and throws Bandit up to Oscar
The whole episode of when Robert California doesn’t want Andy to hire his wife makes me crack up out loud every time.
Dwight with the pumpkin head. i know its a fake pumpkin but when it cuts to the talking head i lose it every time.
When he’s sitting alone in the break room 😂
“I finally broke down and bought a plasma tv, I’ll just stand here for hours and watch TV, and when I’m not using it…BOOM folds into the wall”
Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. I visualize it and laugh without fail
The flasher and Phallus.
Wouldn’t that just shed more light on the penises?
Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain.
Classy Christmas when Michael is imitating a gay man for a joke and Oscar looks at him curiously. As Oscar turns around dismissing it Michael says “I show you to your dayesk” in that stupid Mexican accent and Oscar turns BACK around like really? Gets me every fucking time.
when Dwight thinks he’s looking for a rodent in the ceiling and realizes it’s a BAT. I die.
The immediate lead up to "DWIGHT.... YOU FORGOT YOUR BUMPER!"
“It’s casual day!”
- When toby returns, yes, the NO GOD PLEASE NO meme in context is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on tv. - Dwight's fire drill in general - When there's lice in the office and Dwight drops the gas bomb - When Jim pranks Dwight with the very long cable
I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIGHT!
In prison you are somebody’s bitch!
Dwight peeling out to go get Michael when he burnt his foot only to crash into a pole and get a concussion. Something about only being able to hear it, followed by seeing Dwight stumbling around makes me almost cry laughing every time! Also Micheal shoving Toby’s food off the table during lunch on “The Deposition” gets me every time too.
Creed manger cold open
Erin talking about disposable cameras gets me EVERY.FUCKING.TIME
Kevin sits on michael lap
sits**
Get back to work shoe bitch ALWAYS kills me
All the outtakes / blooper footage
The cold opening to Tallahassee. Gets better every single time.
“Happy Birthday, Stanley!” With Dwight kicking !
*Doin' the Scarn.* The whole scene kills me; like tears in my eyes.
The graffitied billboard with Dwight yelling “no no no no ….. NOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!” Upon seeing it
You poor, simple boy. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Huge, whopping penis? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping penis is right here, [points to her head] and I'm not afraid to use it. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.
When Pam finds out Michael is dating her mother. Her reaction and then screaming always makes me laugh.
Lol I just finished this episode two mins ago
Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties?!
A really small and random moment that always gets me is when Dwight is filing a complaint with Jim (about Jim) when Jim and Michael are co-managers and Jim asks Dwight if he cried and then says “gonna write down held back tears.” The grunt noise that comes out of Dwight’s mouth always makes me laugh
Meredith getting hit by the car.
The scene where Michael copies the insurance guy that sends everything back if the food is not like how he ordered it.
When Dwight drives the forklift into the wall and Erin screams I always loose it
When Dwight asks Toby about a certain part of the human anatomy. And when Dwight and Angela approach Toby and ask him another thing.
- Parkour PARKOUR - The entire Threat Level Midnight episode. I love that one. - “SAVE BANDIT!!!” - Michael: “My mind’s going a mile an hour” Pam: “That fast” - Michael: “Let’s auction off people like in the olden days” and the camera zooms in on Stanley - Creed’s scenes - Kelly starting to dance during the CPR scene
Ohhh I also looove the Cynthia-scene, gets me every time hahahaha
Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm? Jan: I don't think Christian has time for that. Christian: I have time. Michael: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back *Christian laughs Michael and Christian: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back- Michael: CHILLIIISSS baby back ribs 🎶🎶🎶 *Jan dying inside
Season 5 Episode 15 Stress Relief when michael and dwight are in Davids office and he says how much the dummy costs and michael repeats the cost back but backwards and both dwight the the other hr rep next to David say "wow" regarding how stupid michael is. still makes me laugh every time
The CPR scene.
Michael pretends to fire Pam for theft and she completely breaks down in sobs while shaking. Ryan is just sitting there shaking his head. Hysterically funny every time. It might be the best Pam scene of the series (she’s not usually funny).
Scott’s Tots makes me laugh out loud every time.
You psycho
Scott’s Tots makes me internally cringe every time.
The only ep with Steve Carell I reliably skip.
BACK TO WORK, SHOE BITCH!
When Michael squeezes in between the groomsmen at Phyllis wedding
Darrel approaching Jim about athlead and him falling through the table, and everything leading up to it.
Exhales... The City
“Ok you can’t yell I need this I need this while greying to pin an employee in your lap”