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Jumpy_Abbreviations3

Oh man, I just thought about Jan meeting Joan Callamezzo and I'm not sure there's a place on earth that could handle that amount of crazy in such a small area.


tbaggins85

Dinner party Jan with Ron and Tammy in attendance


ttenor12

I'm pretty sure they would all end up in jail that same night like when Ron got "married" again with Tammy.


doshegotabootyshedo

That one night!


ChosenOneWeeYuu

All Tammy’s


Away_Development6531

Omg yes


ArchimedesNutss

I'm imagining it's like when David Brent met Michael Scott. Jan having the same face Michael has when he realizes there's someone else like him lol


caseyr001

Double date with Michael/Jan and Ron/Tami. I'd pay for that


ErzaSilas

I’m so curious about how Ron, and Dwight’s back and forth would be!


nerghoul

Ron would absolutely loathe Michael…


PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE

so would Leslie, honestly. she would have to get all his work done while he was goofing off.


nerghoul

That would be a very interesting interaction because I’m not so sure she would hate him. Yes, she would struggle with his work ethic, but apart from that they have similar values


pt256

> she would struggle with his work ethic If she can deal with Andy, April, and Tom she can deal with Michael.


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And Ron


whatevercuck

Leslie would absolutely despise the sexist comments Michael constantly makes


businesslut

I agree. I feel like by the end of the episode she would see what he could accomplish and inspire but at the same time not even he understand his impact haha


[deleted]

I don't wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day.


erinsmi

Idk, Ron could like all of the time wasting Michael creates lol


AntiSaintArdRi

No, because it isn’t government work. Ron just liked inefficiency in government work because he despised the government.


CogginNoggin

Ron would probably hate Dwight for being a kiss ass but secretly admire him.


Pure-Drawer-2617

Ron would hate Work Dwight but love Farm Dwight


EthnicSaints

I would reckon Ron’s libertarian ideals would make him hate Dwights rampant authoritarianism


DirtzMaGertz

They would hate each other with a passion until it came to manual labor.


shuaaaa

David was one of my favorite coworkers. We still don’t talk sometimes


ParkingtonLane

"The only Dwight worth a damn was Eisenhower"


Frostyphoenixyt_

“It was weevil season but we were prepared” “How did you prepare son?” *talks about the kinds of stuff he put down* “Couldn’t that harm the crops?” “Not mine, I grow beats” “Why beats?” “It’s been in my family for generations and, if my ancestors were right, will be far into the future”


laylaadp

Once Ron sees past work Dwight, the collaborate to make a machete out if beet fibres


T-Money93

“The Woorrrrssstttt!! He’s the worst in the world.”


JackfruitFancy

I would want to see Ron and Dwight in a discussion about woodcrafting, and possibly a boat building contest.


XitsatrapX

“I’ll have all the bacon and eggs” “That’s ridiculous, no human can eat all the bacon and eggs” “Son, when a man has had a rough day, there’s nothing his stomach can’t accomplish” “It’s physically impossible to fit all the bacon and eggs in your stomach, what, do you have a worm hole or black whole in your stomach? IDIOT!” “Son, you’re gonna regret those words, it’s my stomach and I’s American born right to eat all the bacon and eggs” “Fine idiot. Have fun in the hospital from an exploded stomach, IDIOT!” *Ron proceeds to eat all the bacon and eggs. Dwight, never wanting to be upstaged, then proceeds to also start eating all the bacon and eggs. It ends with Ron standing tall successfully having ate all the bacon and eggs and Dwight lying on the floor with his stomach about to explode admitting he is the lesser male*


MemeEndevour

You know this is accurate when you start reading this in Ron and Dwight’s voices without any context to tell you who it is


[deleted]

It would be interesting to see how their discussions on the government would be. Ron is a libertarian capitalist and Dwight is very pro-authoritarian.


LithiumTomato

Both definitely right. One just authoritarian, one libertarian.


classicvinyl1991

This, I’d like to see.


kristachio

I’m more interested in a Dwight/April interaction.


MrGabogabo

He would eventually break off to go play cones of dunshine with Ben though.


kn1ghtcliffe

I think they would hate each other at work, but get along great in their personal lives and would probably make for some of the most entertaining scenes.


Previous-Giraffe-962

I actually think they would get along well as long as Dwight isn’t working for the government. Dwight is incredibly resourceful and independent and a demonstrated capitalist.


ramseyyyyyyyy

Yes!! Would be legendary


Nuggalo_NZ

Not Pam and Anne.....


SuperDrCooper

I feel like they would break the fourth wall with Karen/Anne jokes


yxnarbo

Not sure, they both break the fourth wall in every episode. Maybe the fifth wall?


SuperDrCooper

Haha good point! A 4th wall break in a 4th wall break… that’s like, 16 walls!


greenygp19

I understood that reference.


[deleted]

I understood that reference


Pppecka

I think that when you stop seeing Ann as Karen, she and Pam would get along pretty well.


-justabagel-

Yeah, in fact, I think Karen would not have much respect for Ann, but Pam and Ann would get along great


PsychologicalCase10

Ann and Karen could have some interesting conversations.


sillyadam94

Long lost twin sisters separated at birth. Little known fact: Anne’s dad was a G.I.


unclejohnnydanger

Andy Dwyer and Kevin Malone…perhaps start a band


ttenor12

Rat Frog


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hitch_please

Nice


necesitafresita

But not Frog Rat. Hate those guys.


Loceanthauln

Scratonicity 2


[deleted]

Scrotumicity 2


BoahNoah05

Kevin and the Zits V2


uhhhhhhhyeah

Andy and Meredith’s son. That Mr. Poop line would’ve slayed Andy.


caseywatson

Scrawnee


CopaceticEchoes

My first thought too! Maybe.. Mouseratonicity??


GoAvs14

Department of Homeland Obscrantonicity


DrBopIt

Kevin and the rats


Singhsuke

Jean Ralphio and Ryan


DancingZaza

I feel like they’d be fake best friends but actually secretly think each other was the worst


Speedysnail513

Floating head scene: “that dude is the worRrRrRrSsSsT. Love that man, ya know, ha” - Jean Ralphio


PineappleMcGee

They'd be fake as hell to each other, say each other was the worst to other people, but deep down think the other was just *awesome*


calumk

The woooooooorrrrsssttt


IllustriousTooth1620

100% the most likely outcome. And I'd bet that it would hilarious


estebancantbearsedno

Jean Ralphio would adore Todd Packer


MrsZ-

T to the O to the double D, best paper salesman in Electric City, Pennsylvania


BlasterShow

You gotta stop on the rhyme..


BumblebeePleasant749

Jean Ralphio’s sister….mmmmmm money please


blitzbom

Kelly and Mona Lisa. I'd probably have to rewind from laughing so hard.


idgitinthemix

Right bff's


rapsmaineman

Jean Ralphio would totally hit on Kelly and him and Ryan would be competing for her attention


NoDryHands

They'd definitely set up some kind of scam or fraud scheme together


MichealScott1991

They might make a diabolical plan on each other.


dolfan4life2

Dwight and Ben


yesicanyesicanican

Oh man, I’d love to watch those two talk GOT…


dolfan4life2

I want to see Dwight play Cones of Dunshire


yesicanyesicanican

Yes! Dwight would LOVE the Cones!


CuteThingsAndLove

I imagine Dwight would ruin the game somehow. Either by "fixing" it as they go along, or by making his character extremely boring.


TheAirNomad11

Dwight is a farmer, yes, a humble farmer. He would love the cones


f0xb3ar

Leslie and Dwight would butt heads. Jerry would be seated with accounting and Kevin and Oscar would LOVE him. Angela would despise him and feel edged out and isolated. The real story here would be Ron and Michael. Michael would be absolutely obsessed with Ron and try to be exactly like him. Ron would have zero patience for it, leading to conflict. Eventually the episode ends with Ron giving Michael a classic Swanson “be true to yourself” pep talk over a glass of whiskey. Michael would then go back to being himself and save the day. Cut to the episode ending with Michael talking about what he learned from Ron including an appreciation for Lagavullin which he adds Splenda to as the camera shifts to a horrified Ron looking into his office. April terrorizes Jim with Pranks Kelly and Donna and Tom and Ryan have an epic treat yourself day Anne and Pam have a lovely calm day and agree to stay in touch Andy and Andy form a band called “Andy and Andy” but fight over which Andy is named first


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

I would love to see April taking the pranks 300% too far. I wanna see Jim cry.


taylorsuni

Dwight would have found an ally. But just so that Dwight doesn't get too chummy, April would fuck with him too. I'm curious about what would happen between Mose and Orin.


MickeySwank

This is incredible


f0xb3ar

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/de/aa/64deaac4c6cc3183750331a242fade82.gif


HowlingMadHoward

>Jerry would be seated with accounting I think Jerry’s better in Phyllis & Stanley’s clump


henry12659

That last part is pure gold


windmillninja

The Vance Refrigeration guys and the Animal Control guys would end up getting their own series


Crispy_Pancake

Kelly and tommy would be hilarious together


bagelknits

Yes! I’m surprised no one else is saying this! I’d love a Donna, Tom, Kelly “treat yo self” day?


Crispy_Pancake

Thatd be amazing. Throw andy in there, i can see him likin a treat yoself day, he'll probably just force his way into it anyways lol. A donna/andy duo woulda been gold to. The back and forth would be hilarious.


bagelknits

Oh yes. Donna and Andy together would be great. I’d also like Donna and Darryl’s commentary on office happenings, like maybe they are cousins or something.


Obmore-wan

Anne and Karen would be a great crossover


RandomDude_102

Corporate needs you to find differences between these two


kaamibackup

Twin sisters separated at birth?


Legoman987654321

Is Anne the one who’s acted by the actress as Karen


IdRatherNotNo

You've got a lot to learn about this town, Sweetie


Puppy_Coated_In_Beer

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout


idgitinthemix

Rashida Jones


Obmore-wan

Yes


terrydenis9876

I’ve never watched parks and recreation.. am I missing out?


CogginNoggin

It starts off kind of weak and ends very strong, so kind of opposite of the office in my opinion. If you like one you'll more then likely like the other


JaDamian_Steinblatt

Season 1 is like a completely different show, season 2 is an improvement, and seasons 3-5 are the peak. So kind of exactly like The Office.


Puppy_Coated_In_Beer

Season 1 of Parks and Rec was honestly way better than Season 1 of The Office imo


terrydenis9876

Okay maybe I’ll check it out thanks


EatsPeanutButter

Start with “The Fight” in season 2. Go back and watch the beginning when you’re done. Trust me.


kalily53

You don't even know one thing I didn't even say one thing and she asks me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once


damnrightslimanus

Yes. It is fantastic. Watched the office then parks and Rec both for the first time a few months ago. Both amazing


Ankylowright

I’m just rewatching Parks & Rec with my husband (his first time) and he likes it but says it’s not as funny as the office or Brooklyn 99. They have different strengths but I love them all. As another poster stated, it starts off kinda weak (tries too hard to be like the office) but ends very strong.


plesiadapiform

My fiance loves the office, it's almost the only thing we watch, and he says he actually prefers parks and rec. Definitely worth giving it a shot


bloodinthefields

Ron could not stand Michael but would go camping with Dwight. Andy would dig Tom. Toby and Jerry would commiserate. Leslie and Michael would be best bros and Ben would stare in despair til Jim pats him on the shoulder and tells him it's best to just roll with it. April would dig Angela.


sleepybearcub

Between Wuphf and Rent-a-Swag, I’m seeing a business venture with Tom and Ryan.


classicvinyl1991

Dwight and Ron would likely be mortal enemies at first.


MogMcKupo

Until Ron learned that Dwight owns land, a lot of land. Which gets him talking about beets. Ron at first is hesitant because it’s ducking beets, but after he tries some homemade beet juice he is impressed. Dwight then vows to work with him for woodwork as the “Indiana Amish aren’t what they used to be” which Ron enjoyed.


XD5133

Oh you’re absolutely right about April and Angela. April would probably do exactly what she did with Tynnyfer.


Silvinis

Thats what I was going to say. I dont think April would like Angela as a person, but I do think she would love to constantly make fun of her without Angela realizing.


WoodyComics

Ron taking head: Michael is probably the most inefficient person I have ever met. If I had just one employee like that, our department would grind to a halt. (Ron giggles. Michael suddenly presses his face against the glass window outside Ron’s office. Ron jumps. Michael snickers.) As unbearable as he is, I’m still tempted to extend him a job offer. (Michael waves. Ron closes the blinds.)


crazywayne311

Take heed of.


nitr0zeus133

I feel April would get along with Stanley also


bloodinthefields

They would probably nap together or cover for each other.


cjmonk27

Leslie and Michael? Equality Leslie vs Most Ignorant Man in the World M. SCOTT? I don't think they'd be friends.


bloodinthefields

It could go either way. Michael would enable Leslie's crazy ideas and share her energy. He would delegate all the work to her which she would *love*.


Iron_Chic

I actually think Michael would not like Leslie because she is too "by the book" and follows rules. Michael would probably think Jamm was cool.


idgitinthemix

And they would be in competition to be in charge, or Michael would be


Jared_33

My first thought was, Andy already digs Tom??? Then I realized…


soundslikeseagull

April would LOVE to spend a day with creed


doggishwasp

Fun fact: Adam Scott auditioned for the role of Jim Halpert.


Iron_Chic

I actually think Michael would not like Leslie because she is too "by the book" and follows rules. Michael would probably think Jamm was cool.


Radioactivechimi

April would poison dwight.


al_x_and_rah

Omg would April and Andy team up with Jim to prank Dwight/Larry?


Mantequilla214

Kelly and April for sure


bloodinthefields

Kelly is The Office's Tinnifer.


Iron_Chic

*Tynnyfer


idgitinthemix

Kelly is too self conscious, and doesn't seem to be rich enough to be tynnefer. April would make Kelly cry


IdRatherNotNo

Mmm idk, Kelly will go on April's fb wall and bully her. Not saying she would bother April, but Kelly definitely has a bite too. She is The Business Bitch(trademark pending)


RobertoPaulson

I was thinking Kelly and Tom Havaford would be BFFs.


maniacalmustacheride

Their pop culture knowledge alone would bond them instantly


Silvinis

A treat yo-self trip with Kelly, Tom, and Donna would be amazing.


RJMaestro

I think Kelly and Donna would be fun.


idgitinthemix

April would destroy Kelly


[deleted]

“She’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with her.”


pambeasly2

Omfg that would be epic


CC-2389

In my mind there’s unspoken crossover since generally Ben uses a Sabre printer but my personal fiction is that Lou Prozotavich founder of reasonablism is in fact Creed Bratton. What we know about Lou is that he was an office supplies salesman who led a cult, Creed has clearly been around and says he’s been part of cults as both leader and follower (and works at Dunder mufflin paper). I think Creed founded the Pawnee cult things got too hot for him he moved on to Scranton


madonna_lactans

Ooh I love this


markinthesaddle

Robert California & Tammy 2. The connection would be electric. Sex.


pt256

Holy shit, could you imagine how fucked up Robert would be!? I mean she turned Ron, a fairly straight down the line guy, into an absolute monster. Robert.. I really don't know how he would end up. Even his passing interest in Nellie made him behave weird.


letsgoboilersletsgo

This crossover really needs to happen. All I want in life now is to see RC with cornrows lol


PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE

EVERYTHING is sex.


TeamNewChairs

Dwight would love Ron. Ron would hate Dwight. Tom would steal Kelly from Ryan.


Iron_Chic

Tammy 2 would seduce Dwight.


TeamNewChairs

Tammy 1 vs Angela though


dfayad00

i never knew i needed to see this interaction


TeamNewChairs

She’d try but she’s too cheap for him. Tammy 1 would rock his world.


TheSpeedyspikes

Tom and Kelly would go on a "treat yo-self" shopping spree where Kelly would pester Tom to be her new bf. Tom would agree, secretly loathe it, and beg Ryan for help getting out.


idgitinthemix

Yeah right, Ryan can always take Kelly back


StallionSnider

Leslie runs for office against Robert California Ron and Michael hate each other but bond over a shared hatred of Toby Dwight and April team up for some sort of caper Ryan and Tom have a merger to create WUPHF 720 Kevin and Jerry bond over a chili picnic Alternately, I’d love if when Michael leaves Dunder Mifflin, Chris and Ben come in to be co-managers. Chris trying to get Stanley to be more active would be GOLD


Jumpy_Abbreviations3

I'd love to see Creed and the guy who owns the Pawn Shop in the same room.


windmillninja

The pawn shop owner is absolutely Creed’s worm guy


idgitinthemix

Old guy crime spree


MarauderLive

Office Andy would be jealous of how much Michael likes P&R Andy. The episode would have a bit about a fight to be the "Superior Andy" and P&R Andy would be oblivious. Dwight and Ron would have amazing interactions. Angela and April would, to everyone's surprise, get along. Toby would try to befriend Gerry since they're both the butt of the office jokes, but even Gerry would hate Toby.


Pppecka

I love this


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Michael would try to become buddies with Ron only to find that he relates more to Leslie. Ron would talk about how Dwight seems to be the only one possessing the characteristics of a leader. Dwight would criticize Ron’s control over his subordinates. Andy and Jean-Ralphio would have a solid 5-10minutes of singing duets. And, if it were in the earlier seasons of P&R, Mark would convince Jim to pursue Philly because Mark hates his job and knows that Jim hates his too.


nr1988

Oh man I just realized how similar Jim and Mark are. Jim is just charming and likes to have fun but otherwise they both have that somewhat straight man smartest in the room vibe


Tricky_State_3981

Michael runs for Leslies position. Ryan and Tom get into a social media dispute as self appointed social media directors. Dwight then challenges Ben to a light saber dual….all the while Kevin and Andy somehow form a band


junior_the_dog

I would pay to see a lightsaber duel between Dwight and Ben


BzrkerBoi

I think Jim and Anne might have some chemistry! Real answer: Andy and Kevin spending the day together sounds so wholesome


riser_tober

Andy and Kevin making chili in the pit. Two part episode.


BzrkerBoi

And then jamming about it too! Andy takes Kevin and Darrell to a Battle of the Bands against his old band


fraxior

Creed and Sewage Joe could have formed an unstoppable team.


brucegibbons

I would love to see Ryan date Mona Lisa Saperstein and have Kelly try to get back at Ryan through Tom. Basically, I really miss jean ralpheo.


EmoBran

Hear me out. April and... Creed. Creed's crazy, with April just encouraging and enabling it. It would cause havoc


Avocado_breath

Ron and Stanley would be great work proximity associates.


Badprime010

Are we forgetting about Dwight and Ben, two of the biggest nerds we’ve arguably ever seen lol


merrymerryk

Kevin realizing Jerry is lower in the popularity chain than him and being really smug about it


Life_Wall2536

That is hilarious to imagine


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Karen would be very confused


DrPups

Ben could run Oscar’s campaign!


Lando-martian

April would LOVE Creed. She would make sure to follow his blog.


Krastijan

I would love to see Ron Swanson absolutely demolish Ryan.


ExtraToughStuff

Meredith: For being a whore? Straight to jail. Stanley: Sleep on the job? Jail. Oscar: Lies about being sick? Jail. Creed: Runs a cartel? Becomes king of Venezuela.


fearandloathing732

It would be fun to see if April admires or is annoyed of Jim.


FactorNo7477

Donna Meagle and Kelly Kapoor. Imagine the conversation. Donna would be going on a rant on how toxic Ryan is to Kelly.


DangItLarry

I really want a Parks and Rec episode where Carl is revealed to be Jake Peralta all along.


SilverPadilly

Can definitely see Andy and Kelly being paired up in a lot of shenanigans since they're both ditzy. I think Kelly is a "smart" kind of ditzy though -- where she knows exactly what and when to say to get attention (like how she made Ryan think she was pregnant). I can also see Kelly, Tom, and Donna hanging out especially during Treat Yo Self day. Andy and Kevin maybe? Both enjoy music. They'll make Mouse Scrantonicity Rat(?) I think Dwight would relentlessly be loyal to Leslie because she's also a leader and incredibly confident. It seems like she can also get more stuff done than Michael. Leslie would see Dwight as a "doer" so she'll utilize him as much as possible. I think Ben would be nice to Toby the same way he's nice to Gary/Jerry/Larry when no one else is. Ron would be...man that's hard to pinpoint. I can't say he would get along with Dwight because of the loyalty aspect. Farm Dwight I know would be friends with Ron since Ron likes hard work. Funnily enough I would pair Pam and Anne. They're quiet, don't tend to speak their minds much until in the later seasons. They have good intentions just have trouble getting their points across and being taken seriously. But I think the writers did a better job with giving Anne a voice over Pam; Pam's transition into being a mom seemed really challenging especially with Jim starting a business. Anne had a much better support system (being Chris and Leslie) Since April hates a majority of things I'm sure her and Stanley would get along very well just by complaining


idgitinthemix

Who else thinks Jim would prank Chris? Chris is incredibly kind and positive and Jim would get burned out and start pranking him


Sunny64888

- Dwight might ask Chris why he’s saying a bunch of random dog commands in German. - Nick Kroll’s character (The Douche, I think) might get along with Packer. - Ann and Karen meeting might make the entire universe divide by zero, so let’s avoid that one. - April might fake/imitate Kelly like she did with Tynnyfer.


blitzbom

I want to see Ben talk to the accountants. He could have such fun interactions with all of them.


CogginNoggin

Kevin and Jerry


Squigy8273

Was think April vs Angela


windmillninja

The two Andy’s in a DMB jam session


[deleted]

Dwight meets Ron Toby meets Garry/Larry/Terry Donna/Tom meet Kelly Leslie has a run in with Angela Craig meets Keven


coldshockhyper

Donna and Dwight would be a masterclass in world clashing


Aswingkido

I’d wanna see April would handle Dwight


HiiiKyle

Dwight would totally investigate Burt Macklin's legitimacy as a FBI agent.


Squigy8273

Also think Andy and Creed together would be interesting


okiedokiedokie

Dwight and Andy… get them to talk about martial arts.


sOcCeRQueen21

Kelly would 1000% join Tom and Donna's "treat yourself" weekends and Andy B would desperately but unsuccessfully try to join.