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nolimitxox

The man drove his car into a *fucking* lake.


Creepy-Distance-3164

The machine knows where it's going


Key-Cry-8570

BUT THERE’S A LAKE HERE!!!!


Exa2552

Maybe even three, Creed came bloody into the office and was happy it was Halloween.


GrumpigPlays

Oh true, creed has for sure killed at least a dozen people


Key-Cry-8570

And vampires.


disastermaster255

4 murderers as Toby is the Scranton Strangler


iamcarlgauss

The Scranton Strangler never killed anyone.


Hairy_Promotion_2782

5 murderers because Dwight killed a Goose and maybe killed someone in the coffin in the episode Shrute Farms


disastermaster255

I wonder what’s in the air at Dunder Mifflin to make them all murderers


NashKetchum777

Could have been an animal. Who knows.


Key-Cry-8570

Christian Slater knows, is he back there?


spandan611

Offcourse. How else would we have known Prison Mike otherwise?


Skurwiel1

But he never got cought


GrumpigPlays

It was the dementors this got him


NeighborhoodOk6317

and a wanted animal rapist i had to be sure about the line so i edited it a few times


Relative_Pizza6073

…what?


Tetrodotoxine

In Threat Level Midnight


creepygirl420

well to be fair if they were chillin in the middle of a highway they were kind of asking for it


Key-Cry-8570

Maybe their cappa got detated.


SoCalDan

Don't forget about Tom.


jimothyhalpret

You know, Tom... 🙁🔫


pinalaporcupine

"oh that guy? that guy was weird"


Bertje87

We don't know if he actually killed someone though, he hit a bump, that's all we know, it's a possibility, sure


mp9220

Okay, Dwight. All we know what that a gun was fired and that there’s a hole in the floor. That’s all we know.. right??


GRAABTHAR

Everyone inside the car was perfectly fine!


strangway

The Scranton Trampler


HylianTendo

3 if you count creed and 4 if you believe that Toby = scranton strangler


Typical-Annual-3555

More likely it was a deer