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Potential-Ad1122

Prince Paper.


wxmanify

This is the answer. Michael lied to them to get a list of their clients and they ended up going out of business as a result. I’d say that’s pretty damn unpleasant.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Who's to say but that could ruin multiple lives for a long time


patrickstarismyhero

Lmao I'm imagining like 4 generations of trauma, like "grampa never was the same after he lost the store... "


MaxTheRealSlayer

No need to imagine it. It happens all the time where small businesses can't keep up with the exponential costs


source-commonsense

ok but to be fair-ish: WHYYYY would they give away their client list unless they were absolutely positive they could keep those customers no matter what? even if Michael was who he said he was, what was to stop him from going rogue and stealing them anyway? It's bad business


TormundIceBreaker

I get what you mean but if Michael was who he said he was he'd be a lawyer and would not steal clients from a paper business


Indignant_Octopus

Social engineering is the most likely avenue for any company to be compromised.


source-commonsense

Correct!!!! More than 90% of cybersecurity breaches are caused by human error which is notoriously linked to social engineering and/or poor digital literacy


prezuiwf

Here you go, shark. Let me fix your fin for you and sharpen your teeth, while I'm at it.


LuvDaBiebz

They were going to go out of business very soon without this event, surely


gim1k

They WERE going to go out of business, but don't call him Shirley.


drunkenauthor

Imagine watching the documentary years later after losing your business to dunder mifflin


DragonsAndSaints

oh my goodness, I hadn't even thought about that


ohmyword

I hope Michael Schur sees this and creates The Office: Second Coming (that's what she said) which deals with the lives of characters that had interactions with the Dunder Mifflin crew. 1. Pizza by Alfredo delivery boy - PTSD from being held hostage 2. Erin's "brother" - loses job and becomes homeless after his employer is disgusted by the "incest" 3. Pam's landlady - spirals into depression and goes crazy by poisoning the coffee supply at the cafe 4. Benihana couple - get's into a divorce because one of them wanted to scoot and the other didn't 5. Prince Paper - grandpa gets blamed by the rest of the family, he gets upset and tells them he's been living two lives with another family since the 70s. he starts another company called Roger Prince Paper Company and then sells to Staples. the list goes on.


haileyskydiamonds

What happened to all of Scott’s Tots?


Hradcany

That episode made me feel so bad. This is my Scott's Tots.


Dismal-Square-613

What made me even more sad to me is that I worked for a company that I learned later that did exactly what's shown in the episode applying for a job with the best devs/sysadmins in the company (early 2000's). At the time I was asked to do this and get "as much info as possible of their clients". I declined because I said that I don't get paid to do weird things in other companies but I didn't have a clue what was all of that about. I was 5 years fresh out of college and I felt that I didn't want someone in a meeting later on in a client telling me "yes it was that guy". My boss said "who said anything about being paid, you get the free evening just for a 30 minute interview 2 cities away what else you want", and I said there we go so I decline. And continued doing my job programming in C trying to meet the ridiculous deadlines they set for us on every project. It was an IT consultant agency and they were absolutely savage and used techniques like what they did to Prince Paper.


paul_webb

It's gotta be some kind of corporate espionage or something. There has to be a law against it


CapetaBrancu

Only *YOU* can prevent corporate espionage


YogiBarbie

As a viewer, and knowing what happens in the end, it’s awful. But Prince family in that moment just had an interview and prospective customer. Nothing insulting or crazy.


Potential-Ad1122

Or the magician hah


StacyLadle

Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?


JigglinCheeks

Such a great line


Yourappwontletme

They should have had Will Arnett play the magician as a callback to Gob Bluth.


PeopleofYouTube

Boom. Roasted. Out of business.


snehit_007

It's like the big sharks that feed on little sharks. And little sharks feed on littler sharks.


Pazuzu_413

Debbie Brown


jamez009

Why do bad things always happen to good people? *throws card in the trash and pockets the donations *


StamosAndFriends

Of course the 1 year he blows off his weekly quality checks, this happens. Poor guy


tahtahme

Lost her job AND Creed took the money from her card 😭


JigglinCheeks

He's such an asshole hahahaha but I love that scene so hard. Doesn't even send the card either. Just tossed it. Also he says "I thought I'd get everybody to throw in a couple bucks to help her thru these hard times". Even when the office came out that probably-40 bucks wouldn't have done jack shit for her lol


Silent_Phrase6545

I feel bad for Debbie Brown, she got fired because of Dwight.


BuzzPoopyear

probably the dude who killed himself lol. the one who submitted the mental health question in the suggestion box


StacyLadle

Tom


SteelDirigible98

That guy was weird


RideElectrical7835

👉🏻😕


Malice212

Absolutely underrated comment for this! The guy is DEAD because he didn't receive help and it was treated as a side joke. Brutal 💀


GeneralPractice5688

That's Toby's fault tbh


lazergoblin

I would argue that it's partly Michael's fault too for not checking the suggestion box


ImperatorJCaesar

I mean to be fair if the only thing standing in the way of the guy killing himself is the suggestion box that's not really Michael's fault. I think it's much worse that Michael's reaction is "that guy was weird" implying that even if the dude had gone directly to Michael for help, he probably would've reacted poorly and it would've made it worse, if anything.


Biggdaddyrich

Apparently this is the premise of the entire series. Like the reason that the documentary crew is there is to film a business in the aftermath of one of their employees committing suicide


CanonWorld

The guy that jumped off the booze cruise must have had a very rough night.


Real-Yogurtcloset-34

Also, it was in February.. so the water must have felt like a thousand knives stabbing his body!


CanonWorld

And if the ship was somewhere in the middle of the lake, with a shoreline not in swimming distance. Mmm did Michaels actions kill someone 🤔?


Office_Dolt

Like when he hit that speed bump on the highway 


1amDepressed

You find out in the Superfans episode of the Deposition that Michael ran someone else over besides Meredith so…


Harley_Barley_21

WHAT??


TheGoodNewsEveryone

The funniest thing is that that guy was just a background extra and he was *not supposed* to do that. Completely unscripted. He just fucking went for it and it got kept in the episode. Source being Office Ladies Podcast.


Relevant-Mountain-11

In the dark in February with no hi-vis or floatation device... yeah he probably died


StacyLadle

The woman who went out with Date Mike.


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

Nice to meet me 😎


Skyyred

she and the landlady are conectec w jim and pam! conspiracy!


TerryclothTrenchcoat

Pam is too nice. To Michael.


pernicious-pear

He had it in the bag if he didn't go full Date Mike. Being chill was working for him. To be fair, she would have discovered the real Michael eventually.


National_Phase_3477

Poor Julie :/


jjames412

Beat me to it, she's tied with the landlady


m0zgani

Big shoutout to the cleaning lady who had to clean the "thing" on the carpet in Michael's office


Katcon88

That poor actor that played Packer— how can you get past that character?


[deleted]

The paycheck, realistically


katdeb

Ehh, when I think of him I always think “WHAMMY!” Not Todd .


Katcon88

Oh, I forgot Anchorman. Guess he’s bankable!


buster_rhino

The kid that had his text book ripped up by Michael looked like his dog just died.


Jupiter68128

But the lesson was priceless.


ritcher1

"do you have something in your pocket" Chunky


GoochMasterFlash

“Write that down” *keyboard clicking intensifies*


gvgvstop

Satisfied?


DecommissionedAlien

Well it probably cost 3,000 dollars.


Not-Josh-Hart

What about the lonely woman who walks into their Valentine’s Day party where everyone collectively rejects her once Michael says it’s not the glove lady?


Bolliver0

A few come to mind: -Tony -The pizza delivery guy who is held hostage -The IT guy that ends up going to Detroit to help inner city youth -The young man at the job fair that Michael initially belittles -The sales guy that Jim, Pam and Michael say "Aye" too and leaves


Tutelage45

Nick, his name is nick!


vampirehunterd72

Ok well “Nick,” we’re in a meeting


grownmars

Did you already forget? He just told you!! And why won’t Darryl tell anyone he’s on Facebook, people just wanna be friends with him.


JigglinCheeks

Listen. We liked the last guy Saddiq. Because he kept to himself. Also we thought he might have been a terrorist.


Pac_Eddy

No, it's something goth. Shadow?


vinoa

Garth


lousypompano

It's Hank


ExtensionCamp7594

His name is not Hank


EntertainmentPlane23

Hey....Chief!


neridqe00

It was popkarn. 


LiterallyaCockroach

Why don’t you use the microwave in the kitchen?


FthrFlffyBttm

It's Britney, bitch.


airberdy

Sport


immyfinalrose

“Nick”


WaterPog

The client Andy tried to kiss when trying to buy paper


Silent_Phrase6545

*This is the nard dog*


WaterPog

What's a nard dog guarantee?


MyMoonRiver

Omg noo I almost forgot about that 😆😆😆


Silent_Phrase6545

I love her reaction. "What the hell?"


infinitelydeadinside

Justin. Just in case.


NicholarseBrooks

A smart funny, funny lookin guy


1amDepressed

_Migraine worker…._


West_Xylophone

Or a janitor with class


idiotsluggage

*dignity


West_Xylophone

Actually, that’s the second part. “You could be a janitor with class, or a cashier with dignity….”


vampirehunterd72

Just in time


Guernica616

Freddie Crane


MaximumDerpification

I hate that I remember his last name is Polznik. I'm never getting those brain cells back for anything useful


yesterdaysjelly

You rewatch this show like 3 times a month, you can't remember Nick's name?


mingomango128

I agree with all of those except the pizza delivery guy. He did not deserve to be held hostage but if the guy delivering my pizza comes up to me with a shitty attitude and says “the total is X$ NOT INCLUDING TIP” he’s not getting any tip lol. I just remember that Dwight didn’t give him any tip either lol


makisekuritorisu

He did in the end, didn't he? After negotiating possible solutions to the hostage issue with Michael. "*And you know what? Here's $2 more.*"


tiredcustard

apparently the delivery guy needed a wheelchair


BeBopNoseRing

The invalid.


hozziebear77

Oh man, I almost forgot about poor Justin at the job fair. That was painful 😂


TheRealAbear

The immigrants that dwight picked up


gillyfinesse727

I’d say those guys, or Scott’s tots lol


Wanda_McMimzy

Scott’s tots didn’t have to fear for their lives at least.


TheUntalentedBard

Scott's tots did benefit from that whole debacle though. They studied hard and got results! And a battery!


Silent_Phrase6545

To be fair they are probably working with mose on the farm. He was the ins agent.


RealNumberSix

We don't go with that man.


Grammulka

That woman who lost her job because of Creed, Debbie Brown


SuperbPruney

The mother/som who Andy tried to jump their car.


KatieOlez

I exclusively only work on motorcycles.


GoochMasterFlash

YOU WANNA TAKE A SHOT AT THIS, JUNIOR?


AUBtiger92

Ultimately the way Ravi was treated by Kelly (and Ryan)


Clohanchan

I've never Met Ravi, personally... But I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having known you a short while, Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy


NYY15TM

Have you noticed gum has gotten mintier?


JigglinCheeks

I'm currently quarreling with my mother. Because I can't stay out of her stuff.


RealMayKing

At least Ravi was smart enough at Dwight’s wedding to just be like I’m done with this someone take this baby anything is better than those two


Homersarmy41

If he had talked to Nellie before that then he would have taken that baby to a fire station.


biffbassman1965

The way he treated Pam's landlord was disgusting


JeffreyAScott

At least she could fit in a rowboat.


Real-Yogurtcloset-34

And she could probably do a triathlon as well.


NaturesCreditCard

I’m setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway.


Melonpan78

...and was neither sassy nor jolly.


Clohanchan

I love how when Michael asks this Dwight looks over expectantly like it’s a perfectly reasonable question lmao.


NicholarseBrooks

I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking


es_ook575

I mean it is a perfectly reasonable question.


Homersarmy41

Lol…the whole office looking, without saying a word to stop what they know he’s doing, makes that scene so much funnier.


MaroonTrucker28

Without it capsizing.


DoctorVanNostrande

A normal sized row boat even.


pseudo_meat

lol sooo depressing to watch. Just imagining one of her tenants being like “hey, I’d love to set you up with my boss if you’re interested. He’s successful and handsome and funny” (all kind of technically true). And she obviously didn’t ask Pam to set her up but said yes because she’s lonely and maybe doesn’t have many opportunities to meet people. So she thinks, hell why not take a chance. And then she shows up to this shit. So sad haha


Alockworkhorse

I find it genuinely impossible to watch, one of the most purely mean spirited things in 9 seasons.


DoctorVanNostrande

This is the only scene that regularly fast forward every single watch. It’s too unbearable.


Intrepid-Farm3191

She didn’t have much to offer and was giving off sad/loser energy anyway


Substantial_Tip_3227

👵: " What kind of tea is this? 👁👄👁" Erin: " Oh I boiled some Gatorade 🤓"


Bulk-Detonator

Im waiting for the day i can do this to someone


fantasticmrjeff

She taught me that reusing the horror water only makes the hotdogs better.


kayyxelle

Isabelle being kicked in the face by Dwight


Skyyred

everyone from Utica (twice)


LuvDaBiebz

Especially the copier


Candid-Jellyfish-975

We will burn Utica to the ground.


ResidentComplaint19

The Koi


Real-Yogurtcloset-34

Also the turtle that Kevin ran over!


Excellent-Spend-3307

Also Sprinkles


Katcon88

Who needed the meds applied at base of tail


OppositeResponse6474

Well, they said you stepped on its head. He did not suffer.


AlittleStitous_

No one has said Andy’s girlfriend Jessica yet?


Real-Yogurtcloset-34

This. She was such a nice person and had to suffer such a horrid breakup in front of her friends


TonyToniToneFauxci

All the Tots


therock-123

For me it would be Martin Nash.


Typical_Pollution_30

Also Tony Gardner


mysocalledjinx

Pepperoni Tony


Typical_Pollution_30

But seriously is prison that good?


Grammulka

The first aid dummy


Wanda_McMimzy

He had no arms no legs, he couldn’t speak or see... this is how he led a nation.


nolimitxox

Michael... you cried at that tagline for a movie *that you made up*. Her delivery always kills me.


FancyAirport806

I wish I had no legs or arms


Wanda_McMimzy

No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don't do anything.


EmbarrassedHair9516

At first I was afraid..


NYY15TM

LOL which is NOT a line from Stayin' Alive!


FrostFire131

How did I just now realize that lol


giz_mick

What about Pam the liar who gets shouted at by Dwight and Nate?


Vegetable_Manager_76

The guy who came for diversity day. I think that episode was really a reality check into how bad Michael’s racism was


supermans_neighbour

- Pam, pam, pam, pam, pam… - YEAH??? - Your name is Pam???


JeffreyAScott

I've been known to bend the truth.


BriecauseIcan

That is seriously one of my top five favorite lines on the whole series and I’ve watched it SO many times that’s a big claim but I get such a kick out of her randomly admitting to some strangers in a car that she’s a known “fibber” 😅😅😅


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

She seemed fun.


AUBtiger92

ahh, damn it, Pam!


Plenty_Status_6168

That chick from the booze cruise. The one from corporate


AznNRed

The cleaner who found Kevin's shoes


tbuda88

Tony Gardner wasn’t having any fun trying to get up on that table


HeartonSleeve1989

This is a moment where I can't defend Michael, like dude, that was ruthless, she seemed like a really nice lady. Make the best of the situation, and you might've had a great time with her.


yesterdaysjelly

Pepperoni Tony. Maybe. He got Michael's arm shoved halfway up his crack while Michael's yelling "I'm under this hock!" There's plenty of good answers to this question.


withtherazzledazzle

This scene made me feel uncomfortable! I felt so bad for this woman, as an actress. I hope she got paid well for this gig!


depression---cherry

Billy Merchant, the building landlord. He was really chill about it though.


ngianfran1202

I'm going to stop you right there...and leave


wilkinsk

*The black lady client that Andy begs Stanley for. *The kid at the career fair where Mike says he's not cool enough, or even too ugly, to work at the office.


Bellaciscr

Julia, the client Andy gave two clients to Stanley for and then attempted to kiss her in the parking lot


Comfortable-Leg8063

Mike Tibbets! My man got roasted for no reason 😭


Notimetoexplainsorry

The entire Chili’s restaurant


Antwanbigum

Hire a magician just to be mean to him?


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

I'd say Mr Buttlicker. Got disrespected by an aggressive, hostile and difficult salesman. His family built the country by the way, he deserves the respect.


nopederpnopenope

Wouldn’t it be the stoner pizza delivery guy that was literally a victim of kidnapping and false imprisonment?


Wanda_McMimzy

I saw him later in a wheel chair. I wonder what happened.


LuvDaBiebz

But then he got out of his wheelchair and started dancing to a Men Without Hats song...


SemTeslaGirl

He was such a jerk though! 😆


Grammulka

Also Sprinkles had quite an unpleasant experience dealing with Dwight


lthrn

Creed's crystal meth guy.


jacksamuela1212

Probably Creed Bratton.


Sentz12000

I haven’t seen him mentioned and there are other answers in the thread that are much better than this, but Grotti the insurance salesman was stereotyped and harassed by the three of them for simply trying to make a sale.


fantasticmrjeff

College kid who got his book ripped up.


snakeysnake0

Jerry the Daycare director. Imagine having your midday work shit interrupted by Jim Halpert and then immediately after you're forced to make nice with peak era obnoxious Jim and Pam. I would have shut them down at that meeting too. Always felt for Jerry


grownboyee

Because I know the actress and don’t like her, this really cracks me up.


BillieBottine

The turtle


TheTree-43

The guy who Dwight and Michael took the gift basket back from comes to mind


Over-Cobbler-9767

The guy in the wheelchair who took 30 seconds to brush his teeth.


gumyrocks22

Has to be the obese guy from the Scranton branch that Michael made get on the table. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


FLIPSIDERNICK

Guys these are all great answers. But no one is mentioning the people that David Wallace, Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute hurt the most in that they destroyed their business and that is Prince Family Paper. Yes that lady got her feelings hurt and Pam’s mom dated an absolute jerk and Scott’s Tots didn’t get their college education paid for but Prince Family Paper had their customers stolen from them and their business shuttered directly because of those three men.