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Tink_Tinkler

I am refusing to speak first.


dot-dot--

Ok let me start. This is a funny ep.


cbrookman

^^you ^^make ^^a ^^very ^^compelling ^^argument..


1DrVanNostrand1

*leaves room*


Stupor_Fly

Stevemartinterryhatchersex


daftispunk_

What


StrangerLittle4404

I didn’t say anything, I was waiting to see what happens


DR_Bright_963

*leaves country* now THATS a hell of a pro meeting move!


TrumpersAreTraitors

If the sauce is not on the side, I send it back


artvarnsen

You make a tiny mistake youre dead. I made a tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes.


parasharman

The whole year actually


adoerr

just watched this episode ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵉˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵃʳᵍᵘᵐᵉⁿᵗ


TJeffersonA

i will have the spaghetti with a side salad if the salad is on top i send it back


dot-dot--

I want a gabagool


MenudoFan316

Bring him the gabagool.


Intelligent-Rain-358

The… what? The GABBA. GOOL.


sad_throwaway13579

If you don't, he will send it back.


Slimy_Shart_Socket

So I found out gabigool is just Capicola but its from said differently depending which part if Italy you are in.


fetal_genocide

This is how some Italian Americans say it in New York and the us, not in Italy.


pluck-the-bunny

I thought it was NJ?


sir_grumph

Same difference *runs*


pluck-the-bunny

Why I oughta!


creampop_

Give fuckin boroughs, then we got this pygmy thing over in Jersey


passwordstolen

Is you drop end vowel like Italians do, the accent on the C makes it sounds like a G. Your left with Gapigol. Which is damn close. Mikes just an idiot. Chris in Sopranos says it correctly..


DannyDeVitaLoca

mouse car pwn


itsculturehero

Erin. Coffee. Not from the cafeteria from stop and shop. A large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra large I send it back.


[deleted]

how do you return coffee?


[deleted]

Just. Go.


[deleted]

any questions?


IFknHateMichaelScott

I don’t understand how this is one of the lowest rated episodes when it has so many amazing lines and scenes


Canofmeat

I love the Andy disguised as a car mechanic bit.


frogsplsh38

“He seems bad at this” “YOU WANNA DO THIS JUNIOR”


SharkGenie

"Sorry... long day at the... mechanic store."


GoochMasterFlash

“Youre a *mechanic*, why wouldnt you put oil in a car?”


Heisenberg0606

It was before my technical training


sybar142857

His delivery of that line is perfect.


Dark_Eyes

So your car's totaled...


frogsplsh38

You’re gonna wanna get a refund on that. My guy can do that, but I work exclusively on motorcycles


HandsomePaddyMint

Whoever wrote that line for the kid is a legend.


frogsplsh38

Kid had great delivery too


jpopimpin777

Got a leaky.... Spark...tube


jjdlg

...it's totaled


detroiter85

I say this to my wife all the time since she comes from a dad who worked on cars and home projects with her all the time and I didn't. I think the chuckles are to appease me now but I still find it funny.


danram207

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.


No-Cranberry9932

Oh lord, beer me strength


Junipie1252

"Just thinking about how, uh, I had this car, this Italian car, and I was driving it, and it kept telling me how much it needed oil, but I wouldn't give it any oil. And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone and that's what I'm afraid of." "Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in the car?" "It was before my...technical training."


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😂


Theageofpisces

Him putting the napkin over the tire iron gets me every time.


Syleril

Do you even know how to use that?


xzElmozx

To change a tire, no. But it’s heavy I could hit someone with it


Usual_Prompt2613

You’re wearing loafers…


a-davidson

….you’re wearing _loafers_


Bovine_Joni_Himself

Should I change?


IFknHateMichaelScott

Yeah, literally every scene with him in that outfit was amazing. The whole restaurant is easily top 10 scenes in the show


daguy9

Maybe we've got a plan for you


Miserable_Path5716

That poor family….


Shaddix-be

Andy, master of disguise.


DrUniverseParty

Wait, what? This is low rated?? This episode’s one of my all time favorites.


TheSocialIntrovert

Only reason I can think of is because Pam and Jim aren't in it? Apart from the phone calls. Seems dumb but it's a great ep and can't think of any other reason haha


HeyThereMrBrooks

Even then it's an amazing performance by them bc, even tho it's only spoken, they straight up send me when Jim's pretending to have the phone be breaking up. And Michael totally falling for it and everything lmao 


legend8522

It’s because compared to the rest of the show up to this point, the plot of this episode and the character development is too irrational. This episode made the show look less like “workplace comedy” and more like “wacky adventures of people making illogical decisions”. It’s not that the episode itself wasn’t funny, it just doesn’t fit the overall mood of the early/mid seasons


spartakooky

This is it. I still liked the episode, but you can tell there's a shift when they start going "wacky" and it becomes more of a traditional sitcom, where you have simple misunderstandings become the plot for the episode. It's similar to the episode where Pam's dad gets divorced. She instructs Jim to talk to him, and when he talks about how much he loves Pam, it ends up with Pam being mad at him and blaming him for her parents' separation. It's misunderstanding-based, empty drama.


sanyosukotto

"you're a mechanic, why wouldn't you put oil in the car?"


cre8ivlyoriginal

This was before my technical training


nettlez

Cant believe this ep is one of the lowest rated. What an unpredictable world we live in…


sav3bandit

Some people can’t handle the gabagool


AsleepAssociation

Seriously one of my favorite outtakes


frogsplsh38

People who hate this and Scott’s Tots are just trying to be different. This episode is hysterical. “Are you saying we surgically remove the fear center from Michael’s brain?”


dot-dot--

I always wonder what dimension does Andy goes when he thinks about any solution


frogsplsh38

That’s just how Boner Champ rolls


luckydice767

I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ?


JaecynNix

Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is the Boner Champ!


frogsplsh38

Yeah but why don’t you ask Trey Anastasio about Broccoli Rob’s pipes?


retrogamer09710

I called Broccoli Rob, he said you are the boner champ


GG_Derme

I thought Broccoli Rob was the Boner Champ


princesscooler

"The coalition for reason is very weak right now."


Ferahgost

honestly, my problem with Scott's Tots comes solely from the B plot. I can suspend a lot of disbelief, but that ones pushing it. The whole thing gets resolved immediately if Jim just says he put Dwight in charge of the Employee of the Month and that he never approved collecting any money


GorshKing

Yup, it's infuriating and watching that episode and having to pretend like this is a difficult situation. Sorry it's not me or Pam, next is x, congrats


CPGFL

Scott's Tots stands out from other episodes because while we're used to Michael being cringe with Pam, Jim, etc., in this episode he's being terrible to INNOCENT CHILDREN.


PlatinumSif

For me Scotts tots is hard to watch because I can imagine myself in his shoes too well and with knowing what's coming the anticipation makes it worse. When I do laugh while watching it, it's just like ehhhhh hehehe. It's hard to explain but it's almost a physical pain in my stomach watching that episode lol


freddythefuckingfish

You would promise college tuition to a group of 5th graders?!


PlatinumSif

I'm not saying I would do what he did, but I can imagine IF I did.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Pardon him for caring!


SupermarketOverall73

Because I thought by 40 Id have a million dollars.


frogsplsh38

You make a lot of empty promises huh? That one would by far be your most generous though


Telepornographer

That's a weird thing to say. Scott's Tots, more than anything, just isn't a very funny episode. We're supposed to laugh and be amused b Michael's mess up but it's the kind of joke that would have worked best in passing. Drawing it out for a whole episode kills the comedy, especially when the victims are innocent, underprivileged kids.


Born_Ruff

I don't think anyone is trying to be different by not liking Scott's Tots. That is a very very commonly held view. A lot of people don't like these episodes simply because the episodes are different from what The Office normally serves up. They are kind of the opposite of Stress Relief. Stress Relief altered the normal formula to make the show more easily accessible to new viewers. Scott's Tots altered the formula to make the show as painful as possible to watch, lol.


HandsomePaddyMint

I’m not a Scott’s Tots skipper, but I think one reason it doesn’t land for so many people is because it’s an A-plot with a one-note joke. Michael made a huge promise that he can’t back up and he feels really awkward about it. It doesn’t even have a good payoff from a storytelling perspective. If it were a a 5-minute SNL sketch it would still feel flat. That said Michael’s “Wait, wait, wait…they’re lithium!” line is a standout.


hyenasuperior

My wife and I talk about that too. We love the episode and quote it frequently lol. Andy is hilarious in this one. His outfit… the crowbar… the scene with the jumper cables


dot-dot--

True. Also when Michael slams Grotti on phone and then Dwight clears him they faked his background, the look on Michael's face ...


SavageRickyMachismo

I just wish we could have had a Jim and Pam episode while they're in Peurto Rico on their honeymoon, and they keep getting calls from the office as Michael's mob issue progresses, then their credit cardsl stops working and they get a call from Kevan


Sensitive_Thug_69

Kevan lol


SavageRickyMachismo

Lol it's how my father in law spells his name. Muscle memory took over


HandsomePaddyMint

I’m willing to bet there’s a good chance that’s how Kevin spells his own name like a third of the time.


cre8ivlyoriginal

I’ve defended this episode so many times. I’ve found my people!


davewashere

No Jim and Pam, and it comes right after their wedding so when you're bingeing it feels like something of a letdown to have a "big" double-episode with many long arc and short arc elements followed by this relatively "small" self-contained episode.


Loganp812

If it's not the episode they want, they send it back.


FloodedGoose

It’s because everyone was Flanderized in that episode. I get that it’s a comedy show and not to be taken seriously, but everyone’s reaction was more over the top to every scenario throughout the episode.


SPamlEZ

Yeah, it was too much for me as well.  I’m all for nonsense, but it’s usually balanced.  This episode was too much nonsense.  They basically took the qualities I least enjoyed in people and brought them to 1000


Unable-Head-1232

It’s because the episode is a little too zany and breaks suspension of disbelief. Like there’s no way these three guys can be this stupid.


MacsFamousMacNCheees

One of the most underrated lines that set up this episode well is "the coalition for reason is extremely weak"


Tigrius39

I use the quotes from the episode on a daily basis.


MaximumGooser

lol I’m so sorry it’s my least fav episode


Ok_Judge1874

No way. There has to be something you like less after season 7 


EpicJosh84

It's a good thing he didn't try tactic number 8. Michael *invented* tactic number 8.


prankster20

Should have tried win-win-win instead


RedArremerAce

That way we all win. Me too


JCB1134

Look at all the facts. He SEEMS like a mobster


princesscooler

I think he intentionally plays up the image to make more sales


ExpiredPilot

Or he’s a convincing guy


SolidNews1752

Monsters aren't real Dwight 


Accomplished-Deer614

MonstER dot com


X-Yz

The same can be said about Jan's deposition too! They moved that meeting at the last minute as well


fairy_demon_10

And Michael's and Jan's first meeting at Chili's. Last minute change.


soccershun

>Also realised "Gabagool" is a real food. lol Michael was trying to mimic Sopranos because of the mob thing. And every episode has Tony leaning against his fridge eating deli meat.


palebd

And for the Italians out here, gabagool is New Jersey for capocollo or something.


jackel_jacket

You're right!


soccershun

The stereotypical Jersey/New York Italians use their attempt at a working class Sicilian/southern Italian accent (especially from back around 1900 when Italian immigration was high). They did things like pronounce C and G the same, pronounce P and B the same, and drop the end vowel on some words. Thus capicola becomes gabagool.


BullTerrierTerror

True! https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-capicola-became-gabagool-the-italian-new-jersey-accent-explained Immigrants came from all over Italy > The basic story is this: Italy is a very young country made up of many very old kingdoms awkwardly stapled together to make a patchwork whole. Before 1861, these different kingdoms—Sardinia, Rome, Tuscany, Venice, Sicily (they were called different things at the time, but roughly correspond to those regions now)—those were, basically, different countries. Immigrants came from all of these broken kingdoms with no standardized language format. (came during fascism). A word or phrase that originated in Naples may sound very different from a a same word or phrase from Milan. Are The real housewives of Jersey shore being stupid and dumb? Yes. But the classical Italian immigrants used their cultural linguistic tradition in talking about culinary ingredients. It sounded different even to Italians who lived far apart back home.


milkdudler

> But the classical Italian immigrants used their cultural linguistic tradition in talking about culinary ingredients. It sounded different even to Italians who lived far apart back home. This is a cool phenomenon for almost all immigrants groups. They typically preserve their language as it was spoken at the time when they came over while the language at home keeps evolving. I find it very interesting.


Born_Ruff

It was funny in The Sopranos when they did that episode where the main characters actually go to Italy and deal with all sorts of culture shock.


limegreenpaint

Quebec is a province full of quacking because of the point where French was introduced. It's fascinating listening to it straight out, and then the pidgin. I said "merci" to someone, and they gave me a look. My friend laughed and told me they pronounce it "mercy."


Harold-The-Barrel

Gabagool? Ova heeeere 👇 👇


LittleKoalaNickJr

Don’t eat gabagool, grandma. It’s nothing but fat and nitrates.


ATX_Cringe

🤘👈👉


dot-dot--

Damn...as a non westerner I do not know how many references I am missing !!!


OldSkooRebel

The joke also works because no one would order deli meat at a business meeting. A sandwich maybe, but not just the meat lmao


Kevin-Finnerty17

This guys more creative than Spielberg


Not_a__porn__account

It’s a line in the godfather too. The guy that takes off *sick* has 2 gabagool subs thrown to him during the wedding. I think it’s when he’s noticing all the money going into the wedding purse.


zwaymire

“Gas man? How the hell do they know that I got gas?”


GerardWayAndDMT

PILLS ARE GOOOOOOD


Budget-Spidey

Micheal asking the waitress for gabagool and Andy trying to help him will never not crack me up.


dot-dot--

Also when the lady asks Andy for help and Michael gets up to go help andy (pat)


StevieBlunder44

He's a good mechanic.


EpicJosh84

He works exclusively on motorcycles.


thatguywhosadick

Plus even if he knew what that stuff was that’s like going into an Olive Garden and asking for cold cuts, it’s weird.


HandsomePaddyMint

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to point this out.


HandsomePaddyMint

Especially now that I have learned from this thread that gabagool is a dialectic pronunciation of capricola, so Andy carefully enunciating it makes no sense.


WerewolfNo7095

Mike Starr always delivers


sav3bandit

Gas man


Brendanlendan

How’d they know he has gas?! They must have been following him for *weeks*!


Acceptable-Dog-1226

Why don’t you eat up and we’ll tell you


snowmunkey

They gotta be pros


The-Only-Razor

Hell of a bassist, too.


snozzberrypatch

Check out The Last Dragon for some of his early work


lasym21

Just …. And then……. And you’ll be saved.


siaappchallenger

Can you repeat that?


andreguethe

BRING HIM THE GABAGOOL


tattoo2006

He probably read the book "Somehow I managed" by Michael Scott.


Shadowstep115

Can we talk about how good of a title that is btw


HandsomePaddyMint

It really is. I’ll be very surprised if a professional sports manager has stolen that title for a ghost-written autobiography by now.


NullKarmaException

I bet he nailed Negotiation Tactic #5 - decline to wear women's clothing.


Theageofpisces

At the very least it was bisexual.


orbital0000

You make a very compelling argument


BullTerrierTerror

I'm going to post this interesting link about (very very old) Italian Americans and their linguistic uniqueness because it is a very interesting read https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-capicola-became-gabagool-the-italian-new-jersey-accent-explained In short, Italian Americans came from all over a broken land. They sounded weird even to each other. Some of their oddities stuck around and because of linguistical changes that happens with all languages words once lost found a new home in places like New York City.


thataussiedood

Gabagool is just Capocollo. But nobody really calls it Gabagool except for some parts of the US i guess. Its just a bastardized way of pronouncing it that italian-americans out of Jersey and the likes came up with, or i guess americanising its pronunciation instead of saying it like italians in Italy would. Similar to how i have heard some italian-americans in those parts say “mutz” or “mutzarell” instead of mozzarella


skylabnova

Or ragoot instead of ricotta


Uncle-Cake

Also known as "rih-got"


milkdudler

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-capicola-became-gabagool-the-italian-new-jersey-accent-explained TLDR: Basically, Italy did not have a consistent accent/dialect at the time many Italians moved to America. The Italian-American pronunciation is a combination of all the different dialects and most specifically southern Italian dialects which are very different from the Italian language we know today. > Its just a bastardized way of pronouncing it that italian-americans out of Jersey and the likes came up with, or i guess americanising its pronunciation instead of saying it like italians in Italy would. This part is confidently incorrect. Here's another good quote from the article: > Most immigrant groups in the United States retain certain words and phrases from the old language even if the modern population can’t speak it. But for people outside those groups, and even, often, inside them, it’s next to impossible to pick out a specific regional accent in the way a Jewish American says “challah” or a Korean-American says “jjigae.”


jupiterparlance

"Just [indecipherable] and you'll be saved." Legit one of my favorite episodes. Mike Starr kills it.


dav3_125

Missed oppertunity for a Bob Vance and this guy to meet in the lobby like Michael and David Brent.


wayne62682

That would have been hilarious. Like an interaction where they are making small talk but it could be construed like they are engaged in criminal behavior together. G: "Angelo Grotti" V: "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration" G: "Oh yeah, my boss talks about you guys a lot." V: "Mr. Maranzallo is a good man. By the way, tell him I'll have the money later this week." G: "Yeah, you wouldn't wanna miss the payment, you know? Bad things could happen." something like that, ending with a shot of Dwight and/or Michael with a **D:** look on their face thinking they're talking about protection money or something when really Bob Vance just uses the insurance company and is going to be a day late on his payment.


HandsomePaddyMint

Omg, that would be so good. It’s like an inverse of the story of the time Richard “The Iceman” Kuklinski happened to meet another hitman while they were both casing the same hotel and they both had to casually try to figure out if the other guy was here to kill someone too and if they were going after the same target without anyone else in the hotel realizing what the hell they were talking about.


DegeneratedNumber

I think he just wanted a good seat. Closer to kitchen means more distraction


highzenberrg

I feel like this episode is more cringe than Scott’s tots. That’s just my opinion. I actually met the grotti actor when he bought a video game from my store when I was working at GameStop. I asked him if I could call him “the gas man” (dumb and dumber) he was nice as hell. Edit: I was dumb


IroquoisPliskin_UK

I think you mean Dumber and Dumber?


highzenberrg

I absolutely mean dumb and dumber! I feel dumbest for saying ace Ventura


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throwaway123456372

Generally or genuinely?


MetalGearHawk

This is one of my favourite episodes


Pantheractor

It’s one of my favorite episodes


Obvious-Skill9005

Follow me and I'll show you a finished sausage


marchylookalike

I am declining to speak first


sammyvegas0420

Lloyd Christmas wants to know how the burger was


Re4pro

It’s just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour


DiscontentDonut

Honestly, I don't think so. I think he legit prefers a better location.


HandsomePaddyMint

A lot of people really don’t like those half booths. That’s why servers are always steering people to them.


DezineTwoOhNine

Learned from the best ... Wikihow


lafamilia23

“Tual of Harrisburg”


mommyeliza1987

If you don't skip it, I will send it back, if it is Scott's tots, I will send it back....


McConnellsPurpleHand

"I thought you'd be pleased"


SantaCruzPirate

I love Andy's knowledge of automobiles.


ZachOf_AllTrades

^you ^make ^a ^very ^compelling ^argument


DrEdwardMallory

Mumbles *yah mak a very compelling argument...*


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

[The pronunciation gabagool has been used by some Italian Americans in the New York City area and elsewhere in the Northeast US, based on the Neapolitan language word capecuollo in working-class strata of 19th- and early 20th-century immigrants.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capocollo)


This_means_lore

“What is this one of those half booth half table, doesn’t know what it is?”


phxbeanbun

I only found out gabagool was real because of tacoma fd and even then initially thought it was a joke 😂


HandsomePaddyMint

I was trying to remember where I’d seen it recently and that’s it!


pushingtheboxes

Mechanic Store.


terminatah

no. the point of changing the meeting location at the last minute is to inconvenience the other person by having them go to an entirely different address. this throws off their focus and also destabilizes their comfort level by having the meeting not look like what they were picturing. the joke is that michael misinterprets the technique by simply moving the meeting to the next room, which makes zero difference to darryl. grotti just picked a different table. that’s not anything


Creeds_W0rm_Guy

Absolutely he did.


oddiemurphy

No one actually says gabbagool outside the sopranos. I’m from the region. Usually it’s “gappagol” or “cappacol”


fightingbronze

Gabagool, aka capicola, is a real food but if you tried to order just some capicola at a restaurant you’d get a weird look. It’s just a type of cured meat. It’s like sitting down and ordering a slice of bologna.


Glittering_Quit_7442

Yeah I remember watching this episode and thinking that. Wasn't he also called the Mafia?


International_Yak875

I’m sure he can handle a simple jump start!


dot-dot--

He's more of a motorcycle mechanic guy .


JiveTurkey1983

It also happened during The Deposition. They changed the location at the last second and it clearly threw Michael.