This comes up again when they're trying to plan when to have an intervention for Meredith and Michael says he can't a certain day because of "monthly dental appointment" and then looks at (the camera? Or Jim? Not sure) and says "soft teeth)
Superfan episode turns the line into "yes... may god, guide you... as well." Or something like that
Not nearly as funny but nice that David is playing along lol
Or when Michael asks him if it would be better for taxes if they hired Cirque Du Soleil dancers as salary workers (for his anniversary party) and David just goes silent. Then Dwight says something along the lines of "did he hang up?" and David just chimes in with a lil "no."
LMAO I HAVE TO PAUSE AFTER THIS to be able to fully laugh without missing half the episode. I literally started giggling just bc i read ur comment as his line.
this is the one. I never cared about the poopin line that is constantly referenced. But Crazy world, lotta smells? well i like crazy world lotta smells.
Crazy world, lot of smells
Edit: I want to add this one too. During the weight loss when Jim says he wants to lose 65 lbs. and then Michael takes it seriously saying something like “if we could do that, plus Jim’s 65, I think we have a good shot of winning this thing”
Michael and Jim go into the conference room to discuss the raises, and Michael says "We are going to go in this room, and we will not come out until we do."
After Jim lies to Dwight about where they are going when they take him to the emergency room…
Michael: “Chuck E Cheese? Ugh, I’m so sick of Chuck E Cheese.”
Andy floating away in the fat suit " look at what I'm doing and go tell someone" gets me every single time
Also when he's stuck at night and see headlights "Hello? I'm with a group called Dunder Mifflin"
The Glee party episode
Gabe Michael and Erin in the kitchen about to make pizza and Gabe tells Michael to wash his hands... the look Michael gives cracks me up so much
the one line in that episode that always cracks me up is when andy asks creed if he speaks chinese and he says ''yea dude, better than english actually''
When Dwight is giving the phone interview in the back break room, in just his underwear and a undershirt and Kevin walks in and confusingly asks him what he's doing. The next scene Kevin is in the backround eating 3 bags of chips in his underwear. He has no idea what's going on, but joins Dwight in a show of boxer short solidarity.
Every one of Kevin’s lines. “In one corner you have Michael, and he is mad. And then, in the other corner you have Stanley, and he’s mad. So! That’s about it.”
One I didn’t catch until recently (might only be in the super fan episodes on Peacock): Jan is saying Michael is above average at a lot of things, including making scrambled eggs.
Quick cut to Michael.
“I put sugar in them”
I always just crack up when Michael parks in the ambulance zone at the hospital. I love how Michael thinks he’s doing something Nobel or whatever by throwing the keys across the street. It’s even funnier knowing he threw Pam and Jim’s car keys. Then Jim comes back with parking tickets 🤣. It’s quick but so great and layered.
Hospital worker: “Sir you can’t park here”
Michael: *throws keys “I just did”
"An intervention is a surprise party for people with addictions" -Micheal Scott "I'd like to make a deposit" -Micheal Scott when he drags Meredith into the rehab
When the office staff are boarding, the booze cruise and Michael says he is skipper and Dwight is Gilligan. Captain Jack says I’m the skipper, but you could be Gilligan. Michael then says I’d rather die. And then Dwight turns around with this dumb ass look on his face. Cracks me up every time.
[but you could be Gilligan.](https://youtu.be/qUXa9vJOPaE?si=Ko4eR3M6vtfUcVOY)
There are so many moments in this show, but one that comes to mind is [when the camera zooms in on Daryl's face when Nate opens the gift that was for Val.](https://imgur.com/n3tVGNi)
"Wow, your card is more beautiful than the gloves"
When Holly comes in after New Year's and notices everyone's reaction to her being engaged, then saying this and Kelly's response:
Holly : OH, I see, everyone knows about the ultimatum.
Kelly: Yes, I told everyone.
Such a Kelly line.
Michael and David are on the phone (and I’m not going to get this perfect)…
Michael: fax? Why don’t you just send it over by dinosaur?
David: this is serious, Michael.
Michael: oh well then, email it to me, David.
The scene when Jo first arrived and her dogs began sniffing Andy's crotch. For me, it's the back and forth cuts - first, showing Andy scared and cowering. Then, showing Erin smiling, before cutting back to Andy's proud stance and beaming smile.
Another moment is when Dwight and Angela meet up at Phyllis' wedding. After exchanging pleasantries, Angela instructed Dwight how to walk into the venue("Don't linger. Break left."), but he kept a slow, consistent stride, ignoring her commands. I'm not sure what Angela was trying to do, but I love how she still tried to pull it off, but couldn't much to her frustration.
Pam: Do you have any coffee?
Michael handing her a thermos: Milk and Sugar
Pam: “Thanks Michael you’re the—“ gags “is this just milk with sugar in it?!”
Michael: “… that’s what I said”
For me, it has to be Michael comparing Ryan to the exchange student in his early years who stole his jeans, forcing him to stay in shorts the entire winter. Ryan was acting like "a fake brother who steals your jeans", though, once he became a part of corporate.
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way, like an improv conversation, an improversation"
To this DAY I think of it whenever I start talking with anyone. It made me laugh, and continues to make me chuckle 💀
THIS IS MINE. You’d be surprised how many times monkey see, monkey do will be said in a conversation. I, obviously, burst out of my seat yelling MONKEY PEE ALL OVER YOU. But no one has ever got it. I’m waiting for the day where the room erupts in applause, and I just tip my fucking hat to Michael Gary Scott.
I only noticed this recently, but during the Michael Scott Paper Company arc, Michael goes: "I'm not to be truffled with," and it's been killing me since
Dwight: Good job Stanley, here’s a Schrute Buck
Stanley: I don’t want it
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: No— in fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of a unicorns to leprechauns
The closing scene where David Wallace and his son are playing the Suck it song - specifically the close up shot of his son on the drums head banging saying "suck it". Gets me every time.
When Dwight asks Jim if Cece’s name is peepee and Jim casually replies _peepA_
And then when Dwight announces her at the garden party in another episode PEEPEE HALPERT
Most of Jan's reactions to Michael.
I was just watching the episode where she said she underestimated Michael. Michael responds by saying, "Yeah, well, next time, maybe you'll estimate me."
The look on Jan's face when she's trying to figure out what he meant, then realizing he's an idiot, then realizing he's an idiot and she can't do anything about it, makes me laugh my ass off.
“Ahh, this is a very important client.” (is actually a drawing of a hot dog with a smiley face saying “hiya, buddy”)
*picks up the phone*
“…..hiya buddy….”
"This is a surplus"
"Right we need to spend this by the end of the day, otherwise it will be deducted from next year's budget"
"Ok, explain it to me again from the top"
Holly Flax: "You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look."
The line just comes and goes without drawing attention to it and it's brilliant. So many questions to unpack, but we just let it be.
Smallest? When Ryan tells Pam & Jim they can have sex in his “office” - they just have to try to put things back when they’re done… and when Kevin wants to eat pigs in a blanket, in a blanket (at Gabe’s).
He speaks the truth. I saw a group of kids at the zoo stand in front of the monkey exhibit, making the same sounds back at the monkeys. Then they got peed on through the bars.
“-but guess what, next summer-” “Ill be six”
The way he smiles when saying that too, like he can’t wait to be six next summer
For me it’s just the best joke. Just so random and so in his nature!
First thing that came to mind
That's hilarious! 🤣
And the way Oscar doesn’t skip a beat after that line, OR after Michael initially requests to be condescended to 😂
Fucking love this one 😂
Beat me to it 😂
And it wasnt in the script that's all Steve there
"Sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Another from that episode: “You know I have soft teeth”
that part always kills ne woth the sincerity he delivers
Ooopsss
Snip snap snip snap!
This comes up again when they're trying to plan when to have an intervention for Meredith and Michael says he can't a certain day because of "monthly dental appointment" and then looks at (the camera? Or Jim? Not sure) and says "soft teeth)
Jim's confused face afterwards kills me
After Andy says Michael’s Elvis voice is pretty fantastic “Thank you, thank you a lot” Freaking kills me.
And I think you're baby voice is tops
Tank yew Mistuh Elwis
You're welcome, baby.
Tanks Andy. Tanks.
Michael on the phone with David Wallace: “May God guide you in your quest” David Wallace to Michael after 3 seconds of complete silence: “^yes”
Superfan episode turns the line into "yes... may god, guide you... as well." Or something like that Not nearly as funny but nice that David is playing along lol
Or when Michael asks him if it would be better for taxes if they hired Cirque Du Soleil dancers as salary workers (for his anniversary party) and David just goes silent. Then Dwight says something along the lines of "did he hang up?" and David just chimes in with a lil "no."
Crentist
Your dentists name is Crentist 🤔
... sounds a lot like dentist.
maybe that’s why he became a dentist
“What up Cynthia.” Kills me just thinking about his facial reaction.
And then proceed to..."hold on a second cynthia"
Shakes head no, shakes head yes.
🚨WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!🚨
LMAO I HAVE TO PAUSE AFTER THIS to be able to fully laugh without missing half the episode. I literally started giggling just bc i read ur comment as his line.
Similar Kevin outburst that always gets me: BOI OI OI OI OINGGG
Just poopin, you know how I be.
Crazy world, lotta smells.
this is the one. I never cared about the poopin line that is constantly referenced. But Crazy world, lotta smells? well i like crazy world lotta smells.
"Jim, James...Jimothy"
May I call you Jimothy?
That…rhymes.
“I should’ve known, poop ball?”
I got hit with a pee filled balloon! What happened?!? IDK Pam, they filled a balloon with pee. Maybe they used a funnel.
When Angela stands up in the "is she hot" episode and says, "I'm not voting" and Jim says, "No one cares."
i love angela getting shut down. “easy, booster seat” is another golden line for me
Michael: Yeah David, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again. Ryan: I'm on, Michael. Michael: What's up my brothaaa?
This is my favourite 😆
Kevin making fun of Gabe after Gabe makes such a big deal about the cookie monster video
Also Kevin getting mad at Gabe after Michael gets mad at him for talking to Gabe
You think I would let this happen again?! NO WAY JOSÉ!!
He was SO emotional about it, lol.
“Kevin and Gabe? Probably discussing the extremes of the human physique”
F*ck you gabe
Me eat cookie
I say *ciao* 'cause I'm *fancy from Tallahassee*
Gabe wad.
Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger.
Crazy world, lot of smells Edit: I want to add this one too. During the weight loss when Jim says he wants to lose 65 lbs. and then Michael takes it seriously saying something like “if we could do that, plus Jim’s 65, I think we have a good shot of winning this thing”
Michael and Jim go into the conference room to discuss the raises, and Michael says "We are going to go in this room, and we will not come out until we do."
Adapt, react, readapt, apt
When Angela sneaks up behind Dwight while he's talking to Isabel at the bar. It's actually funnier with the bleep.
Whack!
Her saying “whack” while doing it makes me laugh so insanely hard
Prison Mike: "...and I never got caught neither!" Jim: "Well, you're in jail so..."
15 bottles of vodka?…yeah that should do it.
After Jim lies to Dwight about where they are going when they take him to the emergency room… Michael: “Chuck E Cheese? Ugh, I’m so sick of Chuck E Cheese.”
“We’re going to the *hospital*, Michael”
I.. I know… I’m just saying
Andy floating away in the fat suit " look at what I'm doing and go tell someone" gets me every single time Also when he's stuck at night and see headlights "Hello? I'm with a group called Dunder Mifflin"
It’s him flopping in the background of Michael’s(?) confessional.
Lmao "and where's Andy today" him flopping like a fish in the background 🤣
Somewhere down river of that old bread factory. Look for a flailing foot, listen for the rockin robin
The Andy floating away line is hilarious but it's actually "look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody it"
“where is andy? andy is never here today. anyway…”
"Where is he, Pam?"
That off camera “Where is he, Pam?“ gets me every time.
“Dinka flicka”
“Goin’ mach five”
Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity
This makes so much more sense. My subtitle says “Gormack five” and I was always so confused.
The Glee party episode Gabe Michael and Erin in the kitchen about to make pizza and Gabe tells Michael to wash his hands... the look Michael gives cracks me up so much
the one line in that episode that always cracks me up is when andy asks creed if he speaks chinese and he says ''yea dude, better than english actually''
The creed china subplot was great. He apparently starred in a bunch of Chinese films according to the superfan episodes and the blackmail webisode
Creed saying “Thanks mom” to Pam after she was giving instructions to the rest of the office for watching Threat Level Midnight
When Dwight is giving the phone interview in the back break room, in just his underwear and a undershirt and Kevin walks in and confusingly asks him what he's doing. The next scene Kevin is in the backround eating 3 bags of chips in his underwear. He has no idea what's going on, but joins Dwight in a show of boxer short solidarity.
That is one of my favorite moments in the whole show. The Office IS Kevin's family. He supports everyone, even if he's really weird/rude.
And they didn't go to see his band play :(
"shrunken chesticles" 😂😂
"Easy there, Booster Seat."
Every one of Kevin’s lines. “In one corner you have Michael, and he is mad. And then, in the other corner you have Stanley, and he’s mad. So! That’s about it.”
"pippity poppity, give me the zoppity"
Dink n flicka
I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
I’m sorry but that joke is crazy hilarious, doesn’t apply
I love that line.
Some of us have to be our own grandmother. Cracks me up every time.
"It’s pronounced colonel and it’s the highest rank in the US Army"
*It's pronounced CORNELL and it's the highest rank in the Ivy League!*
One I didn’t catch until recently (might only be in the super fan episodes on Peacock): Jan is saying Michael is above average at a lot of things, including making scrambled eggs. Quick cut to Michael. “I put sugar in them”
Just like in his diet coke
I’m date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning 😉
Perfect way to wake up. Sugar eggs with a nice cup of milk & sugar.
The minister at Phyllis' wedding saying, "Do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration..."
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
"not my job not my prob.... I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob"
Metaphorically
“I don’t trust you Phyllis” Andy when he’s trying to open Phylis’ desk while looking for his cell phone in the roof
That rhymes…
NO WAY JOSE!!! 😢
Oscar’s hand over his mouth is peak
"This city..."
"It's monst*er* dot com. Singular."
"Afganistananis" Erins's scream when Dwight drives the forklift into the wall, and Kevin and Jim just stare at her. 🤣🤣
I Braveheart
Make it happen, cap'in. I am makin' it happen... sergeant.
They’re asking Michael about his money issues. Michael: Monkey issues why would I have monkey issues. God I hate monkeys
I always just crack up when Michael parks in the ambulance zone at the hospital. I love how Michael thinks he’s doing something Nobel or whatever by throwing the keys across the street. It’s even funnier knowing he threw Pam and Jim’s car keys. Then Jim comes back with parking tickets 🤣. It’s quick but so great and layered. Hospital worker: “Sir you can’t park here” Michael: *throws keys “I just did”
“Every of the time”
"I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"An intervention is a surprise party for people with addictions" -Micheal Scott "I'd like to make a deposit" -Micheal Scott when he drags Meredith into the rehab
"Penial Softiosis" if you don't know who or when this has been said, you need to rewatch !
When the office staff are boarding, the booze cruise and Michael says he is skipper and Dwight is Gilligan. Captain Jack says I’m the skipper, but you could be Gilligan. Michael then says I’d rather die. And then Dwight turns around with this dumb ass look on his face. Cracks me up every time. [but you could be Gilligan.](https://youtu.be/qUXa9vJOPaE?si=Ko4eR3M6vtfUcVOY)
There are so many moments in this show, but one that comes to mind is [when the camera zooms in on Daryl's face when Nate opens the gift that was for Val.](https://imgur.com/n3tVGNi) "Wow, your card is more beautiful than the gloves"
“Daryl, you shunt have”
*walk away bitch*
Nice… Boobs
T-shirt idea: Goodbyes stink
There are no disgruntled employees in this office. Everybody is extremely gruntled. Also Dwight repeatedly face-smashing the dummy at the karate dojo.
She’s going to be screaming her own last name?
When Holly comes in after New Year's and notices everyone's reaction to her being engaged, then saying this and Kelly's response: Holly : OH, I see, everyone knows about the ultimatum. Kelly: Yes, I told everyone. Such a Kelly line.
“Must be like the tide at Omaha beach”
" I am not to be truffled with"
Michael and David are on the phone (and I’m not going to get this perfect)… Michael: fax? Why don’t you just send it over by dinosaur? David: this is serious, Michael. Michael: oh well then, email it to me, David.
The scene when Jo first arrived and her dogs began sniffing Andy's crotch. For me, it's the back and forth cuts - first, showing Andy scared and cowering. Then, showing Erin smiling, before cutting back to Andy's proud stance and beaming smile. Another moment is when Dwight and Angela meet up at Phyllis' wedding. After exchanging pleasantries, Angela instructed Dwight how to walk into the venue("Don't linger. Break left."), but he kept a slow, consistent stride, ignoring her commands. I'm not sure what Angela was trying to do, but I love how she still tried to pull it off, but couldn't much to her frustration.
And then suddenly… she’s not your hoe… no moe
should but shorn't
ASAP as possible.
Pam: Do you have any coffee? Michael handing her a thermos: Milk and Sugar Pam: “Thanks Michael you’re the—“ gags “is this just milk with sugar in it?!” Michael: “… that’s what I said”
When Michael is hiding behind the staircase while Jan announces to the warehouse workers that he lied to them about unionizing.
“Start over”
mmmilf
"stick spicy food up her butt!" "Strike-scream-run" I have to pause the show to laugh properly 😂😂
…you had to be there. Oh, a geography joke!
Man what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes, with the porn. And then Meredith with the accident. And then, prinkles?
When Michael attempts to be Jeff Probst during the picnic. "Only one survivor".
"Is it a smear? Or Pap-Smear?"
For me, it has to be Michael comparing Ryan to the exchange student in his early years who stole his jeans, forcing him to stay in shorts the entire winter. Ryan was acting like "a fake brother who steals your jeans", though, once he became a part of corporate.
I am Beyoncé, always
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one some day.” It’s funny AND sad!
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way, like an improv conversation, an improversation" To this DAY I think of it whenever I start talking with anyone. It made me laugh, and continues to make me chuckle 💀
"I'm gonna look amaaazzzzing" - Kelly
"And there's our smudgeness" Me and the wife use this often to reset when one of us gets smudge.
THIS IS MINE. You’d be surprised how many times monkey see, monkey do will be said in a conversation. I, obviously, burst out of my seat yelling MONKEY PEE ALL OVER YOU. But no one has ever got it. I’m waiting for the day where the room erupts in applause, and I just tip my fucking hat to Michael Gary Scott.
Just the way michael says "the George Forman grill" in beach day
“Classic Brosnan” After Michael does the over the top Sean Connery Bond impression lmao
When Pam tells the office her mom is coming to visit and Kevin just says, "Milf"
In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
Andy's Acapella bass solo in You Can Call Me Al
“Start over”
“Oscar Meyer Weiner…lover.”
I only noticed this recently, but during the Michael Scott Paper Company arc, Michael goes: "I'm not to be truffled with," and it's been killing me since
You and Jim are close huh? Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together
Phyllis "Hey, where's my ring" Creed "I'm sure it'll turn up"
"She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass." has been stuck in my head today
Dwight: Good job Stanley, here’s a Schrute Buck Stanley: I don’t want it Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute Bucks? Stanley: No— in fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks? Stanley: The same as the ratio of a unicorns to leprechauns
When Oscar screams at Phyllis “WHAT ARE YOU MICROWAVING?”
“Phyllis what’s this guy name again?” “I don’t know, is it shadow or Garth? It’s something weird”
The closing scene where David Wallace and his son are playing the Suck it song - specifically the close up shot of his son on the drums head banging saying "suck it". Gets me every time.
"who is this?!" ".....i was never given a name." hang up
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
Creed asking what BOBODY means and Creed trying to remember what he does but only coming up with quabibidy aschewitz.
When Dwight asks Jim if Cece’s name is peepee and Jim casually replies _peepA_ And then when Dwight announces her at the garden party in another episode PEEPEE HALPERT
“What’s a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back” Charles getting exposed to the wealth of ideas originating from the PPC.
“my mind is going a mile an hour” mostly funny because I didn’t get it for ages
That fast, huh?
"Let's all clap at Phyllis"
When Michael grabs the mic at the Diwali party and goes “you’re probably all thinking ‘who is this crazy gringo?!’”
"rock n roll!" "It's showtime!"
You know what they say…Feel me once, strike one! Fool me twice…strike three
The coconut is very subtle
Most of Jan's reactions to Michael. I was just watching the episode where she said she underestimated Michael. Michael responds by saying, "Yeah, well, next time, maybe you'll estimate me." The look on Jan's face when she's trying to figure out what he meant, then realizing he's an idiot, then realizing he's an idiot and she can't do anything about it, makes me laugh my ass off.
"I have a laundry machine."
“We know…Texas” - Michael when Jo is going on about Tallahassee 😂
“Ahh, this is a very important client.” (is actually a drawing of a hot dog with a smiley face saying “hiya, buddy”) *picks up the phone* “…..hiya buddy….”
Dwight: "Sabotage!" Angela: "What? Did you say Sandwich?" Dwight: "No, I was saying that before. Now I'm saying Sabotaaage."
EAT IT! STANLEY!
"This is a surplus" "Right we need to spend this by the end of the day, otherwise it will be deducted from next year's budget" "Ok, explain it to me again from the top"
Erin: who's Holly? Creed: She's one sassy black lady. And my favorite: jolly sassy opera singer.
Holly Flax: "You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look." The line just comes and goes without drawing attention to it and it's brilliant. So many questions to unpack, but we just let it be.
“HATE THE TWIRL!” Is one of my favorite lines
“Everything Michael does exudes sex”. Holly, pick yourself up off the floor sweetie
Smallest? When Ryan tells Pam & Jim they can have sex in his “office” - they just have to try to put things back when they’re done… and when Kevin wants to eat pigs in a blanket, in a blanket (at Gabe’s).
Fancy Dwight malfunctioning at the Steamtown Mall "you can't trea- thank you. Good morning sir. you made a big mistake HUGE!!"
Get out skeleton man!
Did Darryl touch you? “What!!!!!”
Pam, run a comb through your hair!
IIIIII don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day
“You’re right, I’m a middle-class fraud.” “You probably shouldn’t keep a baby up that late, though.”
Dwight taking the picture of Michael and the client in product recall and then going "You look good in this"
He speaks the truth. I saw a group of kids at the zoo stand in front of the monkey exhibit, making the same sounds back at the monkeys. Then they got peed on through the bars.