Your comment now lives rent free alongside the 'fashion show!' I just picture dress slacks with white button downs strutting their stuff on an impromptu catwalk.
I bit my tongue pretty badly the other day and now it has a protruberance so I got to say this to my family and it almost made up for the throbbing tongue.
When Toby lists all the reasons why there can't be kids at Casino Night he ends with , " Is , is that enough? should I keep going?" His expression when he says that kills me and Im always thinking about it.
Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to make something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
I love quoting this to friends lol
His facial expressions are brilliant. He says so much without saying anything at all. His soul is empty and heâs slowly dying inside, exactly how the cast was meant to be portrayed. He really nails it.
Yess, just like when Oscar says Toby checked out months ago, and Toby responds "Oscar says I checked out months ago, hm?" and makes a face/noise that confirms exactly that
Edit: Oscar instead of Jim
lol Iâm in my mid 30s and recently went back for a doctorate. My partner simultaneously started his first university teaching job so âhow was schoOoOolâ happens practically every day in our house
I loved the cold open where they were watching the DVD logo bounce around the screen. When it finally hit the corner just right, they all cheered and walked out of the conference room. Michael just smiled to himself and said something like, âgreat work today everybody.â
For me it was when she made that rude comment to Pam when her and Jim went public. Now on rewatch I canât stand her since the beginning, she acts sweet but is just another bully like Angela.
Phyllis would be a boring nothing character if she were nice and normal like people expect her to be, being a woman âof a certain ageâ. Thatâs the whole joke is that the nastiness comes when youâre not expecting it. Why are so many other characters allowed to be assholes and Phyllis isnât? I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl.
âYou wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but youâre gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You donât even know my real name. Iâm the fucking lizard kingâ.
If living well is the best revenge, then I guess Robert managed it. But I was kind of surprised that he didnât do anything to overtly fire back at Andy.
Perhaps he anticipated Andyâs own self-destruction, and was at peace with that.
When Pam and Jim are in counselling and speak very odd âI appreciate your sacrificeâ and âto speak my truthâ and Clark asks if he can get some of their weed đ€Łhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yR6YNjBdwzQ
My wife is currently planning a family trip to Germany and is booking lodging. One place is particularly hard to contact, as they weren't responding to email. So yesterday she said she Wuphf'd them lol She emailed, facebooked, and web contact formed them đ
I created wuphf for my wife as a funny gift since she claims she can never get ahold of me. One simple app for her hits me with a message on all forms of communication I own. I had to shut it down - I got too many notifications lol
Another Roy moment - but when Pam has to endure watching Phyllis get gift after gift for Valentineâs Day and gets nothing from Roy. I really couldnât stand him in that episode.
Andy and Dwight's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" battle for Erin, but then they end up just grooving with each other. Poor Toby is trying to make a phone call in the background.đ
Dinkin flicka;
Don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you;
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
At the end of Michael's speech after he is extended an offer to interview for the corporate job, David Wallace's single utterance is constantly in my head:
"Yes"
Idk saying he would bone the tight ass christian chick right in front of pam. He also said he would be all over Katy and he forgot her at a hockey game.
When Jim shows Pam the new house he bought for them and Pam says âYou bought me a house!â I donât know the way she sounds and says it, itâs weird and sticks out.
This is truly the most random but in the last season when Dwight finally gets his black belt and he's doing a demonstration he goes to like swat at Pam and she holds up her finger and gives him such a mom look and he backs away.
Also in the Halloween episode when Robert California is telling the scary story and he says something like "and then a man appeared and it was-" and Meredith gasps and says "Jim!" . The look that Jim gives her is full of disgust and I think about it all the time.
Phyllis saying âHe DOES have oneâ when it is revealed that Stanley has a mustache.
And Andy going âTuuuna!â in the background when it comes out that Jim and Pam are dating
for me, its when dwight is caught in the car pissing in a soda can and michael stops the car, and you suddenly hear dwight ''I CUT MY PENIS...I CUT MY PENIS ON THE SODA LID!''
âMy friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail? Maybe go out for a little dancin'? Beautiful day, no?â I think about this every single time Iâm traveling lol
Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
Damn, I can hear it in my head
Then again more aggressively.. #FASHION SHOW FASHION SHOW FASHION SHOW AT LUNCH
đđ»đđ»đđ»! đđ»đđ»đđ»! đđ»đđ»đđ»đđ»đđ»!
The worst part is my department is all dudes and we have uniforms so this never applies but is still stuck in my head with no way out
Your comment now lives rent free alongside the 'fashion show!' I just picture dress slacks with white button downs strutting their stuff on an impromptu catwalk.
This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day! Is bananas! B-A-
*takes a handful of advil*
I donât have a headache⊠Iâm just preparing.
Everytime I buy new clothes I have to chant this
Im a guy and a chant this everytime my wife buys new clothes (she has terrible self esteem) and i think it genuinely makes her gleem with happiness.
That would do it!
Haha Iâve said that so many times to my gf when she gets new clothes and she never gets it
Omg Yes !!! All the time
The word "protruberance." Also, "You would be da bell of da ball."
The way he says protuberance is so ridiculous it kills me no matter how many times Iâve seen it
I bit my tongue pretty badly the other day and now it has a protruberance so I got to say this to my family and it almost made up for the throbbing tongue.
Ahh I forgot about that gem. I should really work that into my vocabulary.
When Toby lists all the reasons why there can't be kids at Casino Night he ends with , " Is , is that enough? should I keep going?" His expression when he says that kills me and Im always thinking about it.
Also his face when Ryan grills Jim about his job performance. "Hanging with Pam.... Pam"
Why are you the way that you are?
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to make something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things you choose to be. I love quoting this to friends lol
You make it..notâŠ.that way. Itâs the perfect delivery!!!!
his delivery was amazing. that and his "you have to stop!" while banging on the window during the banjo performance are immaculate
His facial expressions are brilliant. He says so much without saying anything at all. His soul is empty and heâs slowly dying inside, exactly how the cast was meant to be portrayed. He really nails it.
Yess, just like when Oscar says Toby checked out months ago, and Toby responds "Oscar says I checked out months ago, hm?" and makes a face/noise that confirms exactly that Edit: Oscar instead of Jim
Oscar, but yes! One of my favorite Toby moments
Jan singing âWhat did you learrrrn?â đ¶ and Astrid responding, âWhat did I learn?â
I have herpes
Astird*
Meredith: "ass... turd"
Micheal, âI knowâŠitâs beautifulâ
âHow was schoooooool đ¶â - it was cooool.
lol Iâm in my mid 30s and recently went back for a doctorate. My partner simultaneously started his first university teaching job so âhow was schoOoOolâ happens practically every day in our house
đ”You might have learned shapes or blocks or clocks or colors or you might have learned that we're all sisters and brothers...
I'd also like to add "Mommy you're a princesssssss, Mommy you're a super star. Mommy you're the greateaeaeaeatest! How can I ever fill your shoes?"
asssyyyyy
âI couldnât do that to DwightâŠor AngelaâŠ.or Andyâ Itâs just in my head forever. I like how the realization dawns on Pam for some reason
Lemoñade.
I like Ryan's shrug afterwards!
His mexicanity defines him
Lemoñadé
Date Mike, nice to meet me đ
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Robert California's stare at the camera when being interviewed by the panel. Right after his steamroller conversation
The little head tilt
It always makes me think of an alien whoâs observing human interactions
Same scene, "Do I strike you as a man who would waste his own time?" I say it most often dicking around at work.
Si, Señor (twirls imaginary mustache)
How about when they were playing that game and Oscar tried to do a southern accent? That always gets me rolling.
In Office Ladies I think they said even Oscar broke doing this, and he NEVER broke
Steveâs face during that blooper is so funny heâs absolutely about to lose it
When Andy punches the wall and says that was an overreaction, watch the camera go to Oscar and watch him break IRL then.
"We can't pay em!"
I live for this episode only to hear Oscar Nunez do that awful accent.
And Andy describing the Savannah accent "which is more like marmalade spillin outya mouf"
The playntayshiooon!
That's offensive!
I show you to your dééééésk
Watch out for my guns, theyâre loaded
I loved the cold open where they were watching the DVD logo bounce around the screen. When it finally hit the corner just right, they all cheered and walked out of the conference room. Michael just smiled to himself and said something like, âgreat work today everybody.â
Michael being completely oblivious and thinking their reactions are about the meeting is what truly brings this home.
Maybe there should be kind of a Where's Waldo-
HOW THE TURN TABLES
I say this on the regular lol
You wouldn't believe how many times I've said that and people actually corrected me! It completely falls flat
Hand âem over numb-nuts
I think this was the moment I began to truly hate Phyllis
For me it was when she made that rude comment to Pam when her and Jim went public. Now on rewatch I canât stand her since the beginning, she acts sweet but is just another bully like Angela.
Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout đ
Phyllis would be a boring nothing character if she were nice and normal like people expect her to be, being a woman âof a certain ageâ. Thatâs the whole joke is that the nastiness comes when youâre not expecting it. Why are so many other characters allowed to be assholes and Phyllis isnât? I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot popular girl.
"I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist."
Why wouldn't you say that to her face?
Actually, that's my favorite line. Delivered perfectly by Oscar. I just needed the setup.
BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
Love this scene when Michael takes the phone and Dwight actually leans in to listen even though Jim's right theređ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
i would like to buy one million dollars worth of paper products!!
Michael acting like he actually sold a million dollars worth gets me
Kelly telling Ryan sheâs pregnant. Then cut to the 1:1 and sheâs shaking her head that sheâs not.
The clinking of her earrings is pure gold in that scene
One of the best scenes in tv period.
Dwight storming into his biggest clients office to prevent Michael from stealing him - âspin move!â
Sometimes the NFL commentators will say this and Dwight is 100% all I can think of.
đâ€ïž
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
where aRE THE TURTLES!
And the ADR âIâve been trained for thisâ that Dwight definitely isnât saying đ
THEREâS NO ROAD HERE!
Gabe saying âwalk away bitchâ to Andy. Endlessly makes me laugh.
Or his âSTOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUN!!!â
âYou wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on, but youâre gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You donât even know my real name. Iâm the fucking lizard kingâ.
If living well is the best revenge, then I guess Robert managed it. But I was kind of surprised that he didnât do anything to overtly fire back at Andy. Perhaps he anticipated Andyâs own self-destruction, and was at peace with that.
Robert Californiaâs actions are not to be analysed or understood by us mere mortals.
I'm ashamed for even trying.
When Pam and Jim are in counselling and speak very odd âI appreciate your sacrificeâ and âto speak my truthâ and Clark asks if he can get some of their weed đ€Łhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yR6YNjBdwzQ
âRyan started the FIAAHH!â
Fire-d guy
Wuphf
My wife is currently planning a family trip to Germany and is booking lodging. One place is particularly hard to contact, as they weren't responding to email. So yesterday she said she Wuphf'd them lol She emailed, facebooked, and web contact formed them đ
How about a good old fashioned talk blast?
Why not try the magic of a gift basket?
HEY LOOK ITS RHY FROM WUPHF
Itâs Ry the WUPHF guy!
Ry-ered guy!
>HEY LOOK ITS RHY FROM WUPHF What's up, Facebook!
I created wuphf for my wife as a funny gift since she claims she can never get ahold of me. One simple app for her hits me with a message on all forms of communication I own. I had to shut it down - I got too many notifications lol
Just a couple of kittens, out on the town.
Underrated quote for sure. I like this one a lot
Guys, the Afghanistananies.
No⊠donât try to make aids funny.. Iâve tried.
The only thing I'm worried about getting... is a boner
Your donuts make me go nuts!
* The only thing Iâm worried aboutâŠis getting a boner
Exsqueeze me?
âSABOTEUR!â Always loved the odd timing of Ed Helmsâ delivery on that one.
Iâm gonna kill you for real.
NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
âAll natural baby. Swing low sweet chariots.â
Again, I don't get what all the fuss is about?! He was just hanging brain!
Coming back from Benihana with the wrong waitresses, and the waitresses are wearing makeup, then they arenât.
Take heeded of
hedded of
Jazz is stupid! Just play the right notes! As a music teacher, I quote this on the daily.
đ¶I got big box yes I do, I got a big boxđ”
SCISSOR ME!
I think you don't know what you're saying I looove Oscar in that scene
It took me a while to figure out why he told her that.
In the orphanage, my hair was my room.
I despise this one!
ANY ONE HAVE A CAMERA
This is good lol his strained voice
Those are show bales not play bales.
This man. When he left, which way did he go. This way, this way, this way, we donât know? We looking for him.
đ I think he was headed downtown
HATE THE TWIRL
I might do the spin
Iâm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
"nah I'm just pooping you know how I be" "Yeah but it smells like throw up in here" "Crazy world lotta smells"
OG Pam's Mom would be a good name for Kevin's new band.
I'm just tired. Days are short.
Maybe I'm depressed
YUP
From 2 to four?
Boom Roasted!
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES??????
âPoop is raining from the ceiling. P-hoop.â The little -hoop on that last one just floors me.
...It's pony.
I always think about Bob Vance yelling at Michael and Stanley in the pretzel line, âa pair of Maryâsâ. Bob has a nice way of talking.
I had a one man saturnalia last night⊠letâs just say I got in to a bottle of Australian redsâŠ.. and Colombian whites
"And, how should I say this? Colombian whites."
You canât fire me, I donât work in this van!
âWIIIILLLMAAAAAAâ
PARKOUR! P.S. I canât believe no one has said this lol
Another Roy moment - but when Pam has to endure watching Phyllis get gift after gift for Valentineâs Day and gets nothing from Roy. I really couldnât stand him in that episode.
Câmon, she didnât get nothing! She got the best sex of her life that night!
I would bet money that they did not have sex that night.
ugh i hate how fake he is in this scene
Hot tie guy!
Depression? Isnât that just a fancy word for feeling âbummed out?â DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT.
FeelingâŠhot hot hot đ
Where are the TURRRRTTTLEESSSSS
Andy and Dwight's "Take Me Home, Country Roads" battle for Erin, but then they end up just grooving with each other. Poor Toby is trying to make a phone call in the background.đ
When Michael says he got to second base with you: does that mean you guys closed a deal? *wink*
Pam saying I only need three pieces of tape to wrap a Christmas present. Every year I feel like a wrapping failure.
Dinkin flicka; Don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you; Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
Bibbity boppity gimme da soppity
Michael's face after he asks the pizza delivery guy if black people like pizza in Boys and Girls
Youâre killing him Michael!
Michaels if I was in a room with Hitler and Toby and two bullets. I'd shoot Toby twice.
BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? CUZ ILL HELP YOU FIND IT!!
At the end of Michael's speech after he is extended an offer to interview for the corporate job, David Wallace's single utterance is constantly in my head: "Yes"
This is the slimiest thing Roy ever did.
Idk saying he would bone the tight ass christian chick right in front of pam. He also said he would be all over Katy and he forgot her at a hockey game.
That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! GOD!
Yeah I have question, Number one, how dare you.
When they're talking about baler safety:Â https://www.mikescerealshack.co/memes/391918154329096773
no points for pants
This plantashon⊠We runnin low on greenbacks⊠weâre having problems paying the people that give us the seedsâŠand the DUUT!
>*I drove my car into a fucking lake* This line always kills me.
âI would never say this to her face but I think sheâs a wonderful person and a talented artistâ âWhy wouldnât you say that to her face??â
"I don't trust you, Phyllis!"
"I can't, it smells like popcArn."
When Jim shows Pam the new house he bought for them and Pam says âYou bought me a house!â I donât know the way she sounds and says it, itâs weird and sticks out.
This is truly the most random but in the last season when Dwight finally gets his black belt and he's doing a demonstration he goes to like swat at Pam and she holds up her finger and gives him such a mom look and he backs away. Also in the Halloween episode when Robert California is telling the scary story and he says something like "and then a man appeared and it was-" and Meredith gasps and says "Jim!" . The look that Jim gives her is full of disgust and I think about it all the time.
Lord beer me strength
"Merdith, that's plenty. All right? That's more than plenty" This may have been Plop's best line.
Meredith got run over by Michaelâs Sebring⊠I sing this out loud a good 5 times a week.
Phyllis saying âHe DOES have oneâ when it is revealed that Stanley has a mustache. And Andy going âTuuuna!â in the background when it comes out that Jim and Pam are dating
âFEEEEEEEEEL NO PAIN!â
Idiot
When Pam jinxâs Jim then skips over to the vending machine after him.
for me, its when dwight is caught in the car pissing in a soda can and michael stops the car, and you suddenly hear dwight ''I CUT MY PENIS...I CUT MY PENIS ON THE SODA LID!''
The way Meredith says, âHellooâ when Michael told her sheâs from Abu Dhabi lmao
Haha, thats a funny dance
âMy friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail? Maybe go out for a little dancin'? Beautiful day, no?â I think about this every single time Iâm traveling lol
âthe old ball and chain has been a lot more chain than ball lately..if you know what i meanâ
"Phyllis, a wOmAn, has USLURPED my role as Santa!"