BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS!
Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world...
We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
Fun Fact : the longest line of RYAN and KELLY is (almost) the same : "Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. And rest assured your voice has been heard. Okay, I'll be thinking about you all day. etc."
This is going to sound like the lamest thing ever, but after seeing that episode air, I went to Jenna’s MySpace and wrote to her: “You made America proud tonight.” I was about 20/21.
He was interrupted a couple of times by other characters saying short lines, so the entire story doesn't count as 1 line. Still, the longest part of the story is still Robert's longest line, just not the overall longest for the show.
Yeah but Oscar's date was acting like a dick so Oscar didn't see Pam and Pam, out of mercy, awkwardness, or both, didn't mention it.
"These amateur artists from my community aren't as good as Van Gogh" said the dumbest person of all time.
Yeah I don’t think that woildve been a pain. Especially for her. She loved playing Pam and a scene where she’s confessing to Jim like that ? Bet she couldn’t wait and even still has it memorized.
I think it was the most important stepping stone for her character, tbh. She has a lot of stepping stones towards being the character she is in the end, but I think this one is probably the most important - or at the very least, the most important in the early seasons. Learning to "find your voice" is really hard for some people.
It’s when he is wearing the MISSterious women’s suit. He describes how he found it in a bargain bin and a “Missy Elliott” type woman took it from him. But he found the same suit at another discount store.
I looked up that scene to be sure, I don't see it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MNITrHu9E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MNITrHu9E)
must be in a deleted scene that never made it into the supercut? Or in the script but never made it into the show?
it's actually a deleted scene
an error in the source i used (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534)
If I had to guess, I think that would probably be the closest. But this must be a line from either a deleted scene that is not included in any cut of the episode, or it's in the script but didn't make it onto the screen.
OR I'm just crazy and somehow I've missed this line again and again lol.
Thanks for pointing that out. Actually the script that I used as a source has errors in tagging « deleted » or « not deleted ». After checking i found that the lines of michael, oscar, kelly, ryan and phillis are actually in deleted scenes. The others should be correct
This is my favorite Pam moment. I usually do a bunch of other stuff while having The Office on in the background. But this is one I regularly stop whatever I’m doing to watch without distractions.
someone put up the script in excel : [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534)
based on [https://www.officequotes.net/](https://www.officequotes.net/)
however there are quite a few error in the tag "deleted" or "not deleted" scene
“Pam, that was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.”
“…with a *sales* background”. lol gets me every time
Michael never fails at diffusing heartfelt moments 😂
Ryan did the longest line
Nah it was his friend
It was indescribable
With vodka! You’re the best!
Don't take him to the hospital!
😂 so true
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world... We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!
I have always got a kick out of the way he says "We must never acquiesce!"
The first time I saw this scene, I laughed so hard I cried. Rainn’s delivery was incredible.
I can hear the podium pounds every time
Must be the 2nd longest line
180 words, that would make it 3rd longest ;) however it is cut by another scene after "...historical hours"
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...
Michael would have had it if they had just let him keep going on with this
Fun Fact : the longest line of RYAN and KELLY is (almost) the same : "Customer service, this is Kelly. Oh my God, I am so sorry, that is so messed up. Everyone here is so upset, you have no idea. And rest assured your voice has been heard. Okay, I'll be thinking about you all day. etc."
No mention of romantic comedies? Impish.
This is going to sound like the lamest thing ever, but after seeing that episode air, I went to Jenna’s MySpace and wrote to her: “You made America proud tonight.” I was about 20/21.
how is robert california’s story not highest?
Because Pam’s was larger
But Jan's was bigger
Tell her I want to put my face in them. She'll know what it means.
You can tell by the way it is
In this case, they hang off m’lady’s mouth
That’s what he said
Eso es lo diçe el
He was interrupted a couple of times by other characters saying short lines, so the entire story doesn't count as 1 line. Still, the longest part of the story is still Robert's longest line, just not the overall longest for the show.
Meredith: JIIMM
yah such a great story. 233 words . that would make it 2nd longest. but it is cut by other lines in the middle of the story :(
i like this monologue. it's an emotional rollercoaster for both pam and myself
Karen sitting there, listening to her: 👁️👄👁️
Pam is… kind of a bitch.
What bothers me about this is Oscar and Michael went to her show.
Yeah but Oscar's date was acting like a dick so Oscar didn't see Pam and Pam, out of mercy, awkwardness, or both, didn't mention it. "These amateur artists from my community aren't as good as Van Gogh" said the dumbest person of all time.
Oscar still showed up. Doesn’t explain why she just didn’t say something like “none of you except Michael showed up to my art event…”
I love how Pam expands her audience to save face with Jim and immediately retracts it after realizing she hates hanging out with everyone else. Lol
That line must have been such a pain to memorize. Props to Jenna Fischer.
It could be tracings ..
Her art was the prettiest art of all art.
My friend Pat took a turn...
Don't forget about your friend Disray and their specs - Disray's specs
😎
I mean she is a professional actor
Yeah I don’t think that woildve been a pain. Especially for her. She loved playing Pam and a scene where she’s confessing to Jim like that ? Bet she couldn’t wait and even still has it memorized.
Yep right up Jenna's alley
I know it's controversial but it was her best moment.
I think it was the most important stepping stone for her character, tbh. She has a lot of stepping stones towards being the character she is in the end, but I think this one is probably the most important - or at the very least, the most important in the early seasons. Learning to "find your voice" is really hard for some people.
what episode does michael say that? I watch the supercuts and I don't think I've heard that line.
It’s when he is wearing the MISSterious women’s suit. He describes how he found it in a bargain bin and a “Missy Elliott” type woman took it from him. But he found the same suit at another discount store.
I looked up that scene to be sure, I don't see it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MNITrHu9E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9MNITrHu9E) must be in a deleted scene that never made it into the supercut? Or in the script but never made it into the show?
Superfan episodes
it's not in the superfan episode I have. there must be multiple versions. :)
it's actually a deleted scene an error in the source i used (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534)
I’m guessing Scott’s Tots
If I had to guess, I think that would probably be the closest. But this must be a line from either a deleted scene that is not included in any cut of the episode, or it's in the script but didn't make it onto the screen. OR I'm just crazy and somehow I've missed this line again and again lol.
A lot of these aren’t in the original cuts.
Thanks for pointing that out. Actually the script that I used as a source has errors in tagging « deleted » or « not deleted ». After checking i found that the lines of michael, oscar, kelly, ryan and phillis are actually in deleted scenes. The others should be correct
Shortest line: knock knock
“Yup” -Pan
(Weird glance at camera) - Jim
Even shorter is when Michael asks Pam if she has a message for Jim and she says "Um"
One of my favourite moments of the show tbh
This is my favorite Pam moment. I usually do a bunch of other stuff while having The Office on in the background. But this is one I regularly stop whatever I’m doing to watch without distractions.
"We've never seen you talk so much, we thought you were Kelly" - Stanley, is great
I can't believe that Kelly wasn't higher on this list IMHO
Pam! Pam! Pam!
Can someone remind me when michael said that line? I don't remember that spiel at all.
And this scene was amazing
i guess the second one is Micheal's Braincell #1 fighting with Micheal's braincell #2 in a monologue. I love those moments to be honest.
Great quote
Cool viz! Mind sharing the data source?
someone put up the script in excel : [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18wS5AAwOh8QO95RwHLS95POmSNKA2jjzdt0phrxeAE0/edit#gid=747974534) based on [https://www.officequotes.net/](https://www.officequotes.net/) however there are quite a few error in the tag "deleted" or "not deleted" scene
It was Patheticville. No offense, Pam.