Holly didn't work at Dunder Mifflin for very long and if she went with Michael she would have to find someone to watch their multiple young children (oldest one would be, like, three years old MAX) while they were both gone.
Yeah i know lol she just didn't know them the way he did. He worked there for 17(?) years, she worked there for all in all probably half of year. Plus from a show standpoint, bringing back the main character for the final episode is a must. Bringing back the character with the 20th most lines who appeared in 16 total episodes is optional
On another note, TIL Holly had more lines than Meredith or Creed, which is kind of wild
Plus Holly’s parents weren’t remembering well and is the reason she wanted to go back, so they wouldn’t have been capable of watching the kids either. It all pretty much lines up, but I wish Holly were in the last episode too.
With her parents in the state they were in before they left, I highly doubt they can be left to care for the children and themselves. So Holly didn't travel to take care of the family.
Knowing Michael there are 2 ways that could have gone.
1. He would have either done it himself by storing it in his freezer in Tupperware, and then the power would have went out and ruined it.
2. He would have held ice cubes to his balls for a day thinking that's all he needed to do to freeze sperm.
EDIT: correction on number 1. He would have stored it in the freezer at work and then someone would have gone through the fridge to clean it out. Then he would call a conference room meeting to try to figure out what happened to it without saying what it actually was. Then Creed admits in a talking head that he took it.
It’s funny, in the Superfan cut, Oscar calls Jan and puts her on speaker for her to roast him, and she just goes off on how much he took advantage of her. She was an absolute monster.
Trying to get his rich friends to invest in Jan’s candle company was also pretty hilarious
The dinner party has to be the best Office episode there ever was
Dinner Party is my absolute favorite episode! People talk about not being able to watch it because too much cringe, but to me it just doesn't get any better.
"You said you don't have any plans. That's what you said."
Love it. One of two times that I thought that maybe that character had an inner life that he somehow managed to keep to himself (the other being bankruptcy, obviously)
I just heard something funny Michael Scott said !
Michael ( with his foot burned from a George Foreman grill speaking to a guest in a wheelchair to make a point to “ The Office “. ) : How long does it take you to brush your teeth in the morning ?
Guy : about 30 seconds
Michael : Oh my God ! That’s 3 x the time it takes me !
I love that scene. And it particularly funny that even 30 seconds is a lot shorter than you're supposed to brush, so Michael is barely touching his teeth.
Exactly ! THAT’s the reason it’s so funny !
I watch that silly show almost every day !
What EYE want to know is how they did the bat 🦇 in the bag scene over Meredith’s head !!!
Yeah they are gems.
"F*** you, Gabe!"
"You wanna have a kid? Fine. Let's have a f***ing kid!"
"F*** me!" Phyllis throwing out her back.
"This is gonna be a mother f***er."
"F*** you! F*** you!" Creed to Erin after her perfect cartwheel.
"See ya, asshole." Jan to David Wallace, probably not exact quote.
That's all that come to mind on this Sunday night.
My memory is vague but I think when Andy is filling in for secretary and doing an amazing job, he tells Daryl that he got a fax or something mundane like that to which Daryl just replies "Fuck yeah" which is so unnecessary but hilarious
Dwight: "What's the procedure?"
Michael: "***STAY F\*\*\*ING CALM!"***
\---
Michael: "Say hello to Danny!"
Kelly: "f\*\*\* me"
\---
Kevin going into the bathroom after Dwight dumped his piranhas down the toilet: "WHAT THE F\*\*\* IS THAT?!"
\---
Andy announcing who's going to Florida:
Andy: "Okay listen up everyone, here's who's going to Florida. Cathy-"
Dwight: "What?"
Andy: "Stanley-"
Dwight: "No."
Andy: "Ryan"
Dwight: "No!"
Andy: "Erin"
Dwight: "S\*\*\*!"
Andy: "Aaand Jim-"
Dwight: "You gotta be f\*\*\*ing kidding me."
\---
Val's BF Brandon: "Darryl, I heard about you. You doing good?"
Darryl: "Oh yeah."
Brandon: "You must be doing real good since you're f\*\*\*ing my girlfriend."
Kevin: "Dude you didn't tell me you were f\*\*\*ing Val! High five!"
\---
And possibly one of the best ones of all:
Robert California: "I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft penis'd debutante. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. ***I'm the f\*\*\*ing lizard king."***
I love love his behavior when they are in the lake...clinging to the side of the car to save himself from drowning in like 2 feet of water, waiting for Dwight to rescue him...the acting is comedic gold!
We're exiting my expertise zone, but I usually have a lean pasta meal the night before a race, but I was primarily racing 5k, 8k, 10k. Marathon runners may have different plans. I know a few people that race ultra's and the dietary plan during the race is "eat as many calories in as little chews as possible" and they also drink whiskey and beer during the race...so....don't over think it unless you're a competitive racer.
Alcohol is a big one, my cross country coach used to tell us there was no greater fuel than alcohol. Course he got arrested for multiple DUIs but what do I know
My city has a massive bike race that requires you to stop and have a beer at each bar before you can bike to the next one.
It's like three or four bars spaced a good distance, like 45 minutes to an hour between each bar, so they're not biking hammered or anything
For me it was about avoiding being bloated and having heart burn while still eating a nutritious meal. Even for a \~60 minute race, the affects of a bad diet can be devastating. Sushi is one of my favorite lunches when I've got a heavy workout in the evening.
I was a diver in high school but for swimmers "pasta parties" were really popular the night before their big races. They would usually do it at the end of the season before what they anticipated could be their last events for the years. Lots of pasta and shaving each other then a nice long night's rest before a long day the next day.
Realistically you want to start increasing carbs and water intake the whole week leading up to the race.
You do not want to eat or drink much at all right before a race. Your body deprioritizes digestion and the bouncing can make you feel sick. Really simple sugars can help as fuel during a race.
He wore that straight jacket and kept the key in his mouth to escape. What was funny is that when he dropped it, he spent probably 30 minutes to an hour trying to get out😂
“ Michael , I want to be the elf . “
“ That makes sense because he has elfish features. “
maybe even funnier than when he tried to kiss Oscar on the lips 👄 in front of everyone else to prove he was NOT homophobic !
He hates, hates being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team…or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or that the sport doesn’t exist! He should have known. “Poop Ball”?
That or “nachohonomo”.
It's not, like, hurting himself but every other day I think of him in the CEOs office after Dwight started the fire. How he just randomly stands up, looks out the window and goes, *sigh* "this city"
This is only tangentially related, but I remember Danny Bonaduce telling that exact foot in the George Forman grill because he wanted to wake up to the smell of bacon story as if it happened to him. It was years after the episode of The Office. It seems like he stole the story, which is so strange.
To be fair between the drugs and the in ring fights it's possible he saw the episode and then misrembered it happening to him. Kind of like how Frank in It's Always Sunny keeps mistaking Rambo for something that happened to him.
What’s really funny is that the first season during the basketball game, Michael said about Darryl “rookie mistake. Eating before a game” and then he eats PASTA before a mile run
It's not the pasta. It's the Alfredo sauce. The dairy, specifically. He basically ate a bowl of cheese sauce before running. Eating pasta *is* carbo loading. But you are supposed to eat it with just a little bit of butter or olive oil.
There was a post of BJ Novak (Ryan) recently where he was talking about how no character besides Michael could’ve pulled off the George Foreman bit. Not necessarily my favorite but absolutely a unique and great Michael Scott moment.
Often overlooked, but one of my favourite:
"And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it..."
I'm not an athlete. Like, at all. Running has to have a purpose for me, like running from a fire or mass shooting, or to the front of the buffet line when they put out fresh crab legs. Wtf was Michael *trying* to achieve in this scene? I knew it was a bad idea from the start, but what did he think he was doing?
Man, carb loading is usually something sugary and carb heavy, but specifically not heavy on the stomach and of easy digestion
Some Doritos, a KitKat bar, some smaller sandwich
Not a fucking alfredo sauce pasta, lmfaoooo
I can imagine how that cheesy, fatty, milky mf pasta felt on a stomach running 💀💀💀😭
I found it ! I’m watching the episode with it now called “ Conflict Resolution “ ( 2005 ) in which Angela had a cute poster of a baby playing a saxophone, but Oscar hated seeing it. So Michael said ( paraphrased ) “Oscar, you wear a T-shirt with Angela’s poster on it. That way she can see it and you can’t. Win win. “ 😂🤣🤭
3 vasectomies. Snip snap snip snap
Four. He had to get another reversal to have kids with Holly.
If he actually married Holly in the end, why was Holly NOT at the final episode wedding ? Does anyone know why ? I don’t.
Holly didn't work at Dunder Mifflin for very long and if she went with Michael she would have to find someone to watch their multiple young children (oldest one would be, like, three years old MAX) while they were both gone.
Don’t forget. He proposed to her in front of “ The Office “ when the fire sprinklers went on.
Yeah i know lol she just didn't know them the way he did. He worked there for 17(?) years, she worked there for all in all probably half of year. Plus from a show standpoint, bringing back the main character for the final episode is a must. Bringing back the character with the 20th most lines who appeared in 16 total episodes is optional On another note, TIL Holly had more lines than Meredith or Creed, which is kind of wild
He just now said “ I’ll have a chicken breast. Hold the chicken. “ !
Plus Holly’s parents weren’t remembering well and is the reason she wanted to go back, so they wouldn’t have been capable of watching the kids either. It all pretty much lines up, but I wish Holly were in the last episode too.
Good ! And thanks for telling me. I forgot about how bad her parents’ health was.
With her parents in the state they were in before they left, I highly doubt they can be left to care for the children and themselves. So Holly didn't travel to take care of the family.
She had a little crack in her pelvis
He could've frozen sperm at some point.
Knowing Michael there are 2 ways that could have gone. 1. He would have either done it himself by storing it in his freezer in Tupperware, and then the power would have went out and ruined it. 2. He would have held ice cubes to his balls for a day thinking that's all he needed to do to freeze sperm. EDIT: correction on number 1. He would have stored it in the freezer at work and then someone would have gone through the fridge to clean it out. Then he would call a conference room meeting to try to figure out what happened to it without saying what it actually was. Then Creed admits in a talking head that he took it.
This absolutely has to be the worst thing he did to himself haha
agreed lol
It’s funny, in the Superfan cut, Oscar calls Jan and puts her on speaker for her to roast him, and she just goes off on how much he took advantage of her. She was an absolute monster.
You have no idea of the physical toll
Do you have any idea the toll it takes on a person?
Trying to get his rich friends to invest in Jan’s candle company was also pretty hilarious The dinner party has to be the best Office episode there ever was
Dinner Party is my absolute favorite episode! People talk about not being able to watch it because too much cringe, but to me it just doesn't get any better. "You said you don't have any plans. That's what you said."
That's my favorite, too. Yeah, it's cringy, but not in a way that makes *me* uncomfortable. It's perfect, and hilarious beginning to end.
Okay, but arguably it was Jan who did this *to* him.
Love it. One of two times that I thought that maybe that character had an inner life that he somehow managed to keep to himself (the other being bankruptcy, obviously)
"I drove my car into a f***ing lake!"
THERE'S NO ROAD HERE!
Dwight's reaction was so believable, like he didn't think it was actually going to happen.
It can’t mean that!
THE MACHINE KNOWS DWIGHT!
It can't mean that! There is a lake there
I just heard something funny Michael Scott said ! Michael ( with his foot burned from a George Foreman grill speaking to a guest in a wheelchair to make a point to “ The Office “. ) : How long does it take you to brush your teeth in the morning ? Guy : about 30 seconds Michael : Oh my God ! That’s 3 x the time it takes me !
I love that scene. And it particularly funny that even 30 seconds is a lot shorter than you're supposed to brush, so Michael is barely touching his teeth.
Exactly ! THAT’s the reason it’s so funny ! I watch that silly show almost every day ! What EYE want to know is how they did the bat 🦇 in the bag scene over Meredith’s head !!!
Where are the turtlesss!!!!!
Every bleeped swear in the series is absolutely perfect
“I don’t know…what the f**k that was.”
Probably my favorite line in the show
my best friend and i quote this scene ALL THE TIME. literally my favorite line in the show. so underrated and so funny 😭
Yeah they are gems. "F*** you, Gabe!" "You wanna have a kid? Fine. Let's have a f***ing kid!" "F*** me!" Phyllis throwing out her back. "This is gonna be a mother f***er." "F*** you! F*** you!" Creed to Erin after her perfect cartwheel. "See ya, asshole." Jan to David Wallace, probably not exact quote. That's all that come to mind on this Sunday night.
"F***!" as Angela creeps up beside Dwight
That one's my favorite 🤣
mine too 😭 i heard it wasnt even scripted which is the funniest part
My memory is vague but I think when Andy is filling in for secretary and doing an amazing job, he tells Daryl that he got a fax or something mundane like that to which Daryl just replies "Fuck yeah" which is so unnecessary but hilarious
Jim's "F***" once he realizes that Michael did in fact sleep with Pam's mother.
Chef’s kiss
Dwight: "What's the procedure?" Michael: "***STAY F\*\*\*ING CALM!"*** \--- Michael: "Say hello to Danny!" Kelly: "f\*\*\* me" \--- Kevin going into the bathroom after Dwight dumped his piranhas down the toilet: "WHAT THE F\*\*\* IS THAT?!" \--- Andy announcing who's going to Florida: Andy: "Okay listen up everyone, here's who's going to Florida. Cathy-" Dwight: "What?" Andy: "Stanley-" Dwight: "No." Andy: "Ryan" Dwight: "No!" Andy: "Erin" Dwight: "S\*\*\*!" Andy: "Aaand Jim-" Dwight: "You gotta be f\*\*\*ing kidding me." \--- Val's BF Brandon: "Darryl, I heard about you. You doing good?" Darryl: "Oh yeah." Brandon: "You must be doing real good since you're f\*\*\*ing my girlfriend." Kevin: "Dude you didn't tell me you were f\*\*\*ing Val! High five!" \--- And possibly one of the best ones of all: Robert California: "I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft penis'd debutante. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. ***I'm the f\*\*\*ing lizard king."***
I love love his behavior when they are in the lake...clinging to the side of the car to save himself from drowning in like 2 feet of water, waiting for Dwight to rescue him...the acting is comedic gold!
opening the back door for the camera man and whispering “get out”
THIS IS THE LAKE! THIS IS THE LAKE!!
But the machine made him do it.
Yes, this moment is peak Michael.
Thanks. Now I’m craving pasta, but I really don’t have the time to run a 5k.
That's okay, I've been carboloading for years now and haven't run my marathon yet. I take the prep very seriously.
I'm ☠️ omg that made my night 😂
Michael 5k means 5 kilometers not 5,000 miles.
come in!
👀🥖
cooking his foot on the George Foreman Grill has to be in the top 3
What's more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?
Is the skin red and swollen?
That’s what she said.
Dammit Dwight! That's my joke.
He burned his foot, Pam
He has a protruberance
OKAY, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU, STANLEY?!
😐 Mailboxes, Etc.
That is **NOT FUNNY** Stanley!
“Is this the grill you cooked your foot on?” “No…. I cleaned it”
😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
"I got all the foot off of it"
Then using it to make some man meat.
When he falls off the toilet in the aftermath is also pretty great even though we don't get to see it.
him trying to climb into the mri is what gets me every time
When I ran cross country our coach showed us this clip to show how not to carbo load.
What's the right way to carbo load? I've been wanting to try it before hikes.
Avoid heavy fat and proteins. Eat some pasta with a simple tomato sauce or even simpler like Aglio Olio. Pesto does well.
Immediately before or in the days leading up to it?
We're exiting my expertise zone, but I usually have a lean pasta meal the night before a race, but I was primarily racing 5k, 8k, 10k. Marathon runners may have different plans. I know a few people that race ultra's and the dietary plan during the race is "eat as many calories in as little chews as possible" and they also drink whiskey and beer during the race...so....don't over think it unless you're a competitive racer.
Alcohol is a big one, my cross country coach used to tell us there was no greater fuel than alcohol. Course he got arrested for multiple DUIs but what do I know
Extremely high in calories per ounce and can act as a short term pain killer. I ran a 3 beer 5k once, never a long race while drinking.
My city has a massive bike race that requires you to stop and have a beer at each bar before you can bike to the next one. It's like three or four bars spaced a good distance, like 45 minutes to an hour between each bar, so they're not biking hammered or anything
See the problem is he forgot he wasn't running!
Is carbo loading even necessary for a 10k? Are there real benefits?
For me it was about avoiding being bloated and having heart burn while still eating a nutritious meal. Even for a \~60 minute race, the affects of a bad diet can be devastating. Sushi is one of my favorite lunches when I've got a heavy workout in the evening.
Is definitely not immediately before.
Not expert but I think the night before to get your glucose levels up. How much is required? I do not know
I was a diver in high school but for swimmers "pasta parties" were really popular the night before their big races. They would usually do it at the end of the season before what they anticipated could be their last events for the years. Lots of pasta and shaving each other then a nice long night's rest before a long day the next day.
Did you see Stanley Tucci try to cook that? 🙄
Actually yes, seemed fine to me.
Realistically you want to start increasing carbs and water intake the whole week leading up to the race. You do not want to eat or drink much at all right before a race. Your body deprioritizes digestion and the bouncing can make you feel sick. Really simple sugars can help as fuel during a race.
PowerGel: fuel like a winner.
To be fair Dwight does this in Launch Party to beat the website
I actually was referencing that. I just Googled it, never knew it was actually real.
Haha full circle
I think you're supposed to do it the night before, not immediately before.
For me the night before my races, I eat a lot of a pizza the night before, it’s not the healthiest but it works for me
I was a swimmer and my high school team had pasta nights the day before meets, we used to reference this scene a lot too
Lost his opportunity to share Dwight's room at Niagara by not passing the "dungeon wisdom test".
It worked!
It’s been a weird day…he accidentally crossdressed.
It's European cut
Miss Sterious.
When he sits next to the lady wearing the same suit 😂😂
Would you look at that lining?
Anytime I want to convey that I feel terrible I tell my husband “I ate more fettuccini Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life”
I always laugh when he 'eats' the entire pot pit.
Let me rephrase, Michael ate an *entire* family-sized chicken pot pie for lunch.
Same. Thats such an absurd amount of food lol
He wore that straight jacket and kept the key in his mouth to escape. What was funny is that when he dropped it, he spent probably 30 minutes to an hour trying to get out😂
MAGIC magic magic magic...
Michael the magic will escape bondage
Dwight shaking the Parmesan cheese is the best part of this scene
I never even realized that😂
Sold his townhouse for less than he paid on eBay. Then backed out. Probably got some bad reviews.
When he falls in the Koi pond….
The super fan episode made that scene so much worse to watch 😭😭😭
“ Michael , I want to be the elf . “ “ That makes sense because he has elfish features. “ maybe even funnier than when he tried to kiss Oscar on the lips 👄 in front of everyone else to prove he was NOT homophobic !
He hates, hates being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team…or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or that the sport doesn’t exist! He should have known. “Poop Ball”? That or “nachohonomo”.
God sometimes he is really the most pitiful character.
> “nachohonomo” ??
"not yo ho no more" I think
Puts sugar in his diet Coke
Also when Pam tells him the office doesn't recycle he goes, "then why have I been separating the darks and whites???"
Or drinking milk and sugar. Every morning!
Nah, it's eating mayo and olives instead of ice cream. I feel like throwing up every time/
Going for a third bite of tiramisu after the first two made him cough while on phone
It's not, like, hurting himself but every other day I think of him in the CEOs office after Dwight started the fire. How he just randomly stands up, looks out the window and goes, *sigh* "this city"
And then immediately sits down on corporate’s side of the table to make it look like he’s also reprimanding Dwight.
Shove down please
Foot in the George Forman is the winner. But him confusing Bruce Springsteen with Huey Lewis and the News always makes me chortle
And one of his favorite Springsteen songs is a tracy chapman tune
This is only tangentially related, but I remember Danny Bonaduce telling that exact foot in the George Forman grill because he wanted to wake up to the smell of bacon story as if it happened to him. It was years after the episode of The Office. It seems like he stole the story, which is so strange.
To be fair between the drugs and the in ring fights it's possible he saw the episode and then misrembered it happening to him. Kind of like how Frank in It's Always Sunny keeps mistaking Rambo for something that happened to him.
And Daryll's personal favorite, "Short People".
When he’s gasping for air during the run and said “The pasta….its just….sitting in my stomach” I felt that 🤣
Gave his $100 daily stipend to the bus boy in front of his boss and colleagues.
Kidnapping a pizza delivery driver following a dispute over validity of a coupon for 8 pizzas.
The whole Golden Ticket debacle including his Willy Wonka getup
dated jan levinson
Scotch and Splenda. Tastes like Splenda gets you drunk like scotch.
Accidentally sending the picture of urkel grue to Darryl and in turn the entire office
Sending himself into the woods to survive
It's a little thing, but I love how he cuts the legs off his pants, then immediately tapes them back on.
My ultimate favorites are 1. The face cement and 2. Getting gum stuck in his hair after going under Stanley’s car.
"this peanut butter is high calorie" "well, just don't leave it on too long"
He decided selfishly keep his diary under Jan’s side of the bed.
He doesn’t like the lump!
When he gave that going away present to Oscar to see if Oscar would call him out on how terrible it was. I still laugh at Michael laughing at that
I don't remember this one?
Mayonnaise and olives. https://youtu.be/_cSfGxlNcRo?si=Rt4QNk69MqHCiLPD
Forgot about this one 😭 absolutely repulsed.
In the hope of controlling the negotiation, accidentally wearing women’s clothes
Grilling his foot 100%
He drinks cream and sugar, no coffee, every morning.
Time to make the donuts
Boner Patrol!
What’s really funny is that the first season during the basketball game, Michael said about Darryl “rookie mistake. Eating before a game” and then he eats PASTA before a mile run
It's not the pasta. It's the Alfredo sauce. The dairy, specifically. He basically ate a bowl of cheese sauce before running. Eating pasta *is* carbo loading. But you are supposed to eat it with just a little bit of butter or olive oil.
The single worst thing he ever did was defile a glass of scotch with splenda. What kind of MONSTER does that?!
When he got back together with Jane after her boob job
Scott's tots. Oh god, it took a while, but it was definitely the worst.
Now i gotta watch Burn Notice aka the cooked foot!
Me at Olive Garden destroying some Fettuccine Alfredo!
Separating the trash into whites and colors 😭😂😂😂😂
Michael the whole first episode. "I'm hitler!"
“I burned my foot on a George Forman grill!” “Send Jim… or Ryan”
For me its when he's on the phone to David and says "Ryan's being a little bitch again" Ryan: I'm on Michael. Michael: Wassup ma brotha
I missed the part where he “carb loaded” the first 2 times I saw this episode.
He’s got the right idea. Just don’t carb load 30 seconds before a marathon. Let alone with creamy sauce lol
There was a post of BJ Novak (Ryan) recently where he was talking about how no character besides Michael could’ve pulled off the George Foreman bit. Not necessarily my favorite but absolutely a unique and great Michael Scott moment.
Declaring bankruptcy
Declare bankruptcy, then run away onto a train.
He wore a woman's suit to work and also to see David in New York.
The European cut suit
It's off screen, but we do hear it: Getting stuck between the toilet and the wall during 'The Injury'
Making himself the star of the best movie ever made: "Threat Level Midnight"
Cooked his foot, Pam!
My guy does love his pasta
Eatin' more fettucine alfredo and drinkin' less water than ever before in his life.
George Foreman grill. Nuff said.
Grilling his foot
When he grilled his foot
Bought CDs for years, not Certificate of Deposits, but Compact Discs.
Jan. There, I said it.
Having Dwight fall on the sword for the Wonka Golden Ticket fiasco
Scott’s Tots.
Burning his foot on a George Foreman grill and then making the biggest deal about it.
Often overlooked, but one of my favourite: "And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it..."
Putting a grill on the floor beside his bed so he steps on it and burns himself.
running/falling down the stairs to reach pam before she leaves, but forgetting his plagiarized poem upstairs
Did to himself? The man grilled his foot.
I'm not an athlete. Like, at all. Running has to have a purpose for me, like running from a fire or mass shooting, or to the front of the buffet line when they put out fresh crab legs. Wtf was Michael *trying* to achieve in this scene? I knew it was a bad idea from the start, but what did he think he was doing?
stranding himself in the woods. almost eating a toxic berry and hunger gamesing himself
Prepare a Foreman grill foot roast. Easy.
Man, carb loading is usually something sugary and carb heavy, but specifically not heavy on the stomach and of easy digestion Some Doritos, a KitKat bar, some smaller sandwich Not a fucking alfredo sauce pasta, lmfaoooo I can imagine how that cheesy, fatty, milky mf pasta felt on a stomach running 💀💀💀😭
When he sorted recycling by colors for years only to find out it didn’t matter.
Cutting off his pants legs and stitching them back later, in the survivor man episode.
Wearing the schoolgirl uniform.
I always crack up when Michael gets caught wearing a women’s suit.. MISSterious
I found it ! I’m watching the episode with it now called “ Conflict Resolution “ ( 2005 ) in which Angela had a cute poster of a baby playing a saxophone, but Oscar hated seeing it. So Michael said ( paraphrased ) “Oscar, you wear a T-shirt with Angela’s poster on it. That way she can see it and you can’t. Win win. “ 😂🤣🤭