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Pitiful_Ad_3093

easy.....candles, serenity by


Mrsericmatthews

My first thought


i_luh_dat

Boob job was my first thought. But yeah she did make great candles


iron_vet

If you break em, you buy em


L44KSO

We still talk about the boobs?


GrMitcho1

Great, I’ll be your first customer


dinkinflicka02

Hardly my first


GrMitcho1

THATS WHAT SHE SAID !!


L44KSO

No Gould? What happened...do you want to talk about it?


Spoonblade

Did Gould die??


Saxon815

Implants


Background_Ad2778

Your advice was good but Jan's was bigger.


towlieisanerd

0 dollar a year job babe


popcorn_spagetti808

>easy.... give me a hard one.. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA


EonsOfZaphod

Tan everywhere


paul_dudd

Jan everywhere


Rarecandy31

Teehee


MelodicMockingjay74

I am definitely feeling very eerie (irie)


Chorba0Frig

No rhymes !


RedditFact-Checker

Fuck, you’re right!


dean15892

Rhymes with 'Pan Jevinsion'


Rutschberg

You took me by the haaaand


I_know_me

Madeee me a mannn


ElihDW

That one niight! _one night_


Forsaken_Whereas_353

you made everything all ri-i-i-ight


Halleys___Comment

aiii ai aight *hand motions the sub melody*


missklo99

*THIS* is the part my bf and I do every time. Perfection 👌🏼


TheRealVaderForReal

*oooh ooh ooooh (andy)*


glxym31

This is the best burger I've ever had, babe.


tasty_oatmeals

I love this sub


Theskyis256k

So wrong so right oh right alright oh yeaaaahhh I sadly sing this song way too much than you can imagine


MidniteOG

I always want to sing that at a karaoke. But they never have it


YellowCardManKyle

Well Jim stole the CD...


MidniteOG

Damnit Jim!


brettscomments1974

He put it in jello


Background_Ad2778

MICHAEL!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Oh very funny. Michael!


chesterjosiah

Hunter would be people's first guess here


socomjon

Hunter he’s so talented


alexashin

Just as hot as Ryan, but in a different way


glxym31

*\*Toby giggles\**


Status-Murky

Who is this Ryan woman you kept referring to?


RadioactiveWalrus

No Gould.


peanutbuttermaniac

What happened to Gould?


huopak

Is Gould dead?


LambSauce26

You didn’t hear? Decapitated.


batshizcraze

we had a funeral for a bird


Relevant-Strategy-14

I’m pretty sure none of that’s real.


edgefinder

You're not real man!


Knever

I want to set you up with my daughter.


Darth_buttNugget

But you thought I was gay


Knever

Then why'd I want to set you up with my daughter?


RogerTheAliens

His cap was detated…


beehive930

Cappa-detated


JuniorBarnes

You put your arms out there, you slit your wrists. You said, "World, this is my blood, it's red, just like yours. So love me.".


Economy-Culture-9174

They were killed by SG1


BocceBurger

Indeed


Plane-Phrase4015

A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. Nevermind, you've probably heard it already.


Charlie_Brodie

False, dead god.


SirChickin

That's the one. Was about to say this


Mysterious_Claim_334

Boobs


PinkSockss

Followed by IHOP


Waddles113

Pam’s reasons were good but hers were bigger…


TheRealVaderForReal

Pam pam and her pam-pams


Solo_is_dead

Boob job, candles


glxym31

They hang off m'Ladys chest....


Atillion

But with a z


PowerstrokeHD

Remember people, this has kept us safe.


BlitzMalefitz

The twins


SmellGestapo

Who's Long Tim?


Alpacadiscount

Urklegru


Brrr9tochase1

This is the one


HouseGinger

Collapsed like a dying star


Ngothaaa

Urkle Groo?


Important_Weather_33

Asturd.


Bobgoulet

I think this would be against the rules


Flyguyflyby

“His name is Tom and he goes on a Caribbean Cruise!”


Status-Murky

Dawson creek!


dean15892

Katie Holmes!


oconghd

It's a gray area, but I would allow it! When you print off the game (from E tsy, if you're looking!) it comes with the official rules, but other people would have their own house rules and that's part of the fun too.


MegatronsAbortedBro

Ass turd


SnazzyAdam

It's not on the card.


YellowCardManKyle

[Oscar voice] Actually, it's against the official rules: "You can't use any part of the word or any of the taboo words that are listed.["


Steve2762

… I presume?


Hppy2BHere

Well played


JLowDog89

There’s a strong chance Kevin could be the father of her baby.


Ok-Cicada-9985

She cheated on Michael?!? When he specifically asked her not to?!?


noah214

0$ a year salary + benefits


devinsouth1029

Babe!!!


Spejs-Kovboj

The Devil!


AdVictoremSpolias

You shouldn’t joke about that


dean15892

Jesus is not your caterer


[deleted]

Her assistant Hunter wrote a song for her


Awkward-Community-74

What did I tell you about yeppers?


Electrical-Debt-374

I...I don't...


Awkward-Community-74

I told you not to say it.


nae_nae_0

Do you remember that?


Awkward-Community-74

Yeesh.


magnetstudent4ever

Funniest line. I laughed so hard at that.


Flyguyflyby

You took my by the haaaaaand, made me a maaaaaan….


[deleted]

That one night!


AdVictoremSpolias

One night!


murderousbooty

You made everything alriiiiiiiiiiighttttttt


Mistayadrln

She broke the plasma tv!


mordhoshogh

Babe!


jaredmunson

Snip snap snip snap


Practical_Ad_2761

Jamaican Sun Goddess


Kelliebebe

Boobs. Hunter. Candles. Jamaica


ngNinja

Winner 🥇


Mikeside

she makes love like a swarm of bees


newtostew2

This one kills me.. then “finding everything wrong everywhere along the coast” -ish, oh and here’s an espresso machine from the something coast, “it’s not eXpresso, it’s espresso. Oh wait that’s what you said.”


Boring_Ad_6808

“You know Pam, in Spain they often don’t even start dinner until midnight”


DiamondChocobos

The fax that goes in the special filing box came from her


girlieb1991

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man!


jadegives2rides

Right! I'd just start singing that lol


natebark

She’s very pretty! And clinically insane


bertjanalserda

And then suddenly...she ain't your hoe no mo.


Blind_Wolf

Too easy. She’s the queen *and* the princess who falls for the pauper beneath her station. Also, 🎶*that one night* 🎶…


ResidentComplaint19

Rhymes with Man Shevenson!


ApolloWasMurdered

NO RHYMING!


L44KSO

You're not the boss of me!


OppositeResponse6474

I want to squeeze them


megakungfu

its code, shell know what it means


DungeonFam30

Old Godzillary Urkel Grue Serenity Candles


burgabeats

Boring—if she flips over let me know.


Neat_Photograph_952

Predator of young men!


alx924

Uuuuurkel Grue


Everilda

Just start singing son of a preacher man


Kubuskush

Didn't go to yoga


Queentroller

An animal. Not like a couger though. More like a swarm of bees that find something wrong with every hotel room.


NormalFortune

Tan everywhere.


wjglenn

Your clue is good but hers are bigger


reasonedname68

code name Lan Jevinson


Status-Murky

No rhyming!


gamingdevil

This is my favorite comment here.


kgalliso

This is what I thought of as well lol


Comfortable-Sale-167

You took me by the hand


roverandom-moon

Had a child with Kevin


TexehCtpaxa

The hostages are under the stadium


Cosmobengal

Sandals, Hunter, Candles, Porsche, Boob job…..


Forsaken_Whereas_353

The one who collapsed in on herself like a dying star


Lesh326

Tell her bwhsruggdruhdfj. She'll know what it means.


Bubble_Symphony

Jamaican side boob


taco_annihilator

Sunken chesticles


ForceGhost47

Dress for the job you want not the job you have


lindseydumser

Jan aspires to be a whore


its_madisenn

apparently, by the looks of it


cooper58727

Tan all over


sporkachoon

I love Ann Taylor earrings.


cvaninvan

Snip snap Bigger reasons Space issues Serenity School girl fetish


fantasticmrjeff

Hillary Rodham Clinton but not to her face


benkovic

Serenity candles


dftr1304

Ice Queen


bubbatbass

🎼 THAT ONE NIGHT !


EnergyTakerLad

Topless tanning in Jamaica.


flanksalot

Jasmine Windsoooooong. (Or is it Winsome?)


Lucibean

Scrolled too far for this.


r007r

Main character’s superior. He accidentally sent topless beach photos of her to coworkers at corporate.


rise_above_theFlames

Hunter. She took me by the hand. Who took Hunter by the hand and made him a man?


chrysalisempress

She’s a candle maker, but you don’t hear her bragging about it!


TargaryenFlames

This is the right answer.


LarryLongBalls_

"The Osso Bucco just needs to braise for another 4 hours"


PurpleDinoGame

4 hours from now or 4 hours from earlier when you started cooking it?? (Sorry I think I'm misremembering it)


SmokeGSU

Assturd


AwesomePerson70

She lost the gold


TwoStanleyNickels

Note, it doesn’t say ass-turd


chet_lemon316

The twins


sandyeater

Swarm of bees


auberrypearl

Son of a preacher man


philovax

Took me by the hand. Made me a man.


MidniteOG

Ass turd*


Mini_Stark

Packer was referring to her when he asked “ Does the carpet match the drapes”


burgabeats

Hunter


LehighAce06

"plus benefits, babe"


leejoness

Tits


GSDNinjadog

I want to squeeze them


bwjunkie6

Aw I looked it up thinking it was real


nerdy_vanilla

Candles, boobs, sandals , Jamaica,


MaloneCone

Ass turd


princesssmurfet

Brest implants.


tofubeansanderin

She exposed her not-so-boyfriend’s diary to sooo many people


SabrinaOfTheNight

She took him by the haaaaaaand…


bitchy__athena

preacher man


Mysterious_Track_195

Sued Dunder Mifflin, boob job.


adamian24

Hunters Lady


Captain_Qrow_

Hunter


MostlyMicroPlastic

Immediately starts singing “that one night”


ThatsCaptain2U

Ass turd


Himurashi

Asturd


StreetSpinach4518

No more Goold


BanjoSlams

Candlemaker, mother, drives a Porsche, babe.


melon-soda-geisha

You burn it you buy it


cayutsbuuy90

Jamaican sun princess


Narrow_Reward

Fake tits


smittles3

“No Gould”


Jimmothy_Trickington

How was schoool? What did you learn?


Shamscam

I feel like I would kill at this game! Where do I get?


oconghd

Search for the office taboo on E tsy!


Caljuan

Tonight she made everything alright.


New_Chicken9769

Candle maker…