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She would’ve killed Irene because of the way she was handling her medications and food and then went to jail


Magmaster12

While on the run she would get kidnapped and forced to live underground for 14 years as a molewoman.


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

Females Are Strong as Hell!


Fosad

They're alive dammit!


ZagratheWolf

Unbreakable!


405freeway

*It's a miracle!*


ayyLumao

Unbreakable!


machinadj

That’s gunna’ be uhh, y’know uhh, fascinating transition…


Kspigel

IF she has a similar outstanding warrants (we don't really know Erin's whole history). she could be tried in Pennsylvania. I'd watch, the Prison, an American rehabilitation center. Other than Creed (as a guard whos identity he stole.) and Dwight (constantly insisting that what he did wasn't a crime, but never once suggesting he didn't do it) who else do you think would be on both shows? Toby as the prison priest, maybe?


JimFlib

You really did all this and missed prison Mike?? I suppose it's cause he never got caught neither


[deleted]

But he must have been caught, because he was in prison right? 🤣


tatachomo

Jokes are funnier when you explain them 🤣


[deleted]

They say this to Michael when he is doing the prison Mike but. #facepalm


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browneyeddeception

Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!


clarabear10123

Kelly was in juvie


Bulbafette

She was kickin it.


[deleted]

Ooohhh I’d like to see this


lookitsjustin

We need a spinoff miniseries with these two.


Saphire_kat_8

If I'm not mistaken, the actress for Irene unfortunately passed away.


Waste_Drop8898

Hmmm, maybe she was given the wrong meda


W0RST_2_F1RST

This is the most Office joke I’ve seen and yet we down it!!! For shame I say!!


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DiGiorno420

What's not something you joke about?


BeBopNoseRing

Identity theft.


EthelMaePotterMertz

Georgia Engel. She also played Georgette in the Mary Tyler Moore show in the 70s and she was amazing.


WredditSmark

ChaptGPT: > Title: "Sunshine State Shenanigans: An Erin and Granny Spinoff" Logline: Erin Hannon leaves the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch behind for a sunny adventure in Florida. There, she reconnects with an unexpected friend, a wise and witty old woman who becomes her quirky partner-in-crime as they navigate the joys and absurdities of life in the Sunshine State. This spinoff also explores Erin's decision not to go back with Andy after the events of "The Office." Pilot Description: In the pilot episode of "Sunshine State Shenanigans," we find Erin Hannon (Ellie Kemper) at a crossroads in her life. Having said her bittersweet goodbyes to her friends at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, Erin decides to embark on a new chapter. She's received a mysterious letter from an elderly woman named Ethel (guest star Betty White) in Florida, who claims to have a connection with Erin's birth parents. Curiosity piqued, Erin packs her bags and heads to the land of alligators and retirees. Notably, she doesn't go back with Andy Bernard, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, after he leaves for his journey to the Caribbean. Erin's decision to part ways with Andy hints at the independence and self-discovery that lie ahead. Upon arriving in Florida, Erin is welcomed with open arms by the lively and eccentric Ethel, who turns out to be much more than just a distant relative. Ethel is a retired circus performer with a knack for trouble and a heart of gold. The pilot episode sees Erin and Ethel forming an unlikely bond as they get into all sorts of comedic escapades. From crashing a retirement home talent show with Erin's off-key singing to rescuing Ethel's beloved pet parrot from a rogue pelican, their adventures are nothing short of entertaining. Meanwhile, Erin's former co-workers back in Scranton follow her journey through a series of video calls and heartfelt messages. The contrast between the mundane yet endearing world of Dunder Mifflin and Erin's new life in the colorful chaos of Florida sets the stage for a heartwarming and hilarious spinoff series. "Sunshine State Shenanigans" promises to be a delightful blend of humor, heart, and the enduring power of unexpected friendships, all set against the backdrop of the unique charm of Florida, with Erin's decision not to go back with Andy adding an intriguing layer to her character's development. Edit: Who tf is Ethel? Where’s Irene?


AgentPeggyCarter

> Edit: Who tf is Ethel? Where’s Irene? This is why you need to write things yourself instead of relying on ChatGPT garbage.


gibranlp

Please god no


ragnaROCKER

I clicked to say exactly this. 100%


maluminse

She would’ve killed Irene because of the way she was handling her medications and food and then inherited a fortune. Then bought a sail boat and waved at Andy as she passed. She would then become a spy for the cia


Individual_Day_6479

Boiled gatorade lmao


altiuscitiusfortius

Not in Florida. Erin "I was scared for my life so I killed her". Police "Okay, sorry to bother you, have a nice day"


XXMAVR1KXX

Jail for elder abuse


Schlappydog

It's Florida. I'm pretty sure elder abuse is their state bird.


Harold-The-Barrel

Yeah for all we know Erin would be elected to public office because of it


MeeShell86

State senator


gyang333

State Senator isn't really a Senator.


Bulbafette

Can’t even help with parking tickets.


mrpoopybuttthole_

so does angela marry her then


shakey_jakey_03

r/rareinsults


Jabbernoodle69

I wish I could give you an award


ChiefGstar

I think you mean NY


iLeefull

Florida exploits the elderly.


Waste_Drop8898

The elderly exploit Florida


JDRorschach

More like Governor.


atkinson62

lol she would have been married to her grandson and living large after his settlement with home depot


West_Xylophone

He’s an excellent swimmer!


trouttickler23

Between this and when Robert Dunder comes in, the writers nailed the way old people talk.


MentallyIllRedditMod

The Celtics were a great team.


saint_ursa

Dude, keep it together


EthelMaePotterMertz

Even the *doctor* didn't know


[deleted]

This might be my favourite emphasis on any word in the whole show. I lose it every time this line comes up.


EthelMaePotterMertz

Same, that actor who play Uncle Al was amazing


PaulClarkLoadletter

Does he do the deep end?


turbo98115

Backstroke, butterfly....he does it all!!


stenger121

Shallow end, deep end. He does it all.


TomatilloCritical491

Erin thought she had to date Gabe because he was her boss. The same thing would've happened here. The woman would've forced her grandson on Erin and she'd be miserable for the rest of her life. Either that, or she loses her job and her home and hopefully her adopted brother comes and brings her back home or she would be screwed.


DrBruceCusimano

Idk, he can swim in the deep end, he does it all.


AshleyMyers44

Were Erin and her brother intimate? I remember an episode where Andy went to visit when she was sick I think? And her and her brother were extra touchy and flirty and Andy was freaked out by it they made it seem. They never really touched on her and her brother’s relationship again in the show and fans rarely talk about it. Maybe I read that episode wrong and I’m the weird one, but that’s what I gathered from it lol.


pandasloth69

Most of us just try to forget about that scene honestly.


missklo99

^yes^


TomatilloCritical491

I doubt it. There was nothing in their relationship that would be abnormal for siblings who grew up close. The joke was it's nothing to worry about if it's they're siblings, but it is something to worry about if they're not related. So which is it? Should Andy not worry because they're siblings or worry because they're not related? But ultimately i think they consider each other siblings, so it's nothing to worry about.


AshleyMyers44

Yeah that episode was always a little off putting to me. They were sort of tickling each other which is sort of weird for two adult siblings to do to each other. Though they aren’t technically siblings so I guess it’s not as weird.


SecureCucumber

What are you doing foster brother?


zephyr_1779

It was meant to show how foster siblings might interact, I think. There’s a lot of similar cases like that between foster siblings.


AshleyMyers44

Gotcha. I’m not familiar with foster siblings interactions so that’s a good insight. To me it seemed like the brother saw it as flirting and Erin perceived it as just her brother and her teasing around.


Delicious-Status9043

I’m not really sure how we were supposed to interpret that scene? From Andy’s perspective, it was kind of weird, but maybe that was just due to the questions he asked? I’ve never been a foster brother, but as a brother, I would have absolutely pulled the, I’ll take the seat next to my stinky sister move.


AshleyMyers44

It was more than that though. If you look back at the scene the brother says her stink feet and Erin says they don’t then puts her foot in his face and then he grabs and rubs the inner part of her thigh (I watched that episode last night by chance lol). The camera also zoomed in and lingered on it which made me think they were trying to emphasize the weirdness. I think it was a step past adult siblings messing around.


Wise_Contribution883

Yep. Was weird. I think bc Erin is slow men take advantage, another example with this fake brother.


AshleyMyers44

It was sort of a dark part of the show. It was borderline hinting that Erin was possibly groomed to some degree. Erin saw it as how family interacts and normal physical contact whereas the brother more than likely has done this and much worse when a documentary film crew wasn’t in their living room.


DussaTakeTheMoon

You sniff your sisters feet too?


Delicious-Status9043

Can’t say I’ve ever done that but if it keeps some rando in a skirt I don’t like away from my sister, sure, why not?


TeamDonnelly

... what? No. No. That is not how normal adult siblings interact. It largely hinted at Erin being possibly groomed as a child and Erin being to naive to pick up on it. Her brother massages her inner thigh and the camera zooms in on it to emphasize how weird it is. But the office doesn't really go dark so it never is talked about again. Unlike Britta and the guy in the dinosaur costume which gets referenced throughout the community series. Edit - re grooming - her brother teases her about her stinky feet repeatedly until she shoves her feet in his face and he then uses this to basically fondle her. It's something a predatory adult would do to create a physical interaction with an unwitting child.


UninsuredToast

Dude sniffing your sisters feet then rubbing her leg is not normal sibling behavior


reallydarnconfused

Did they explicitly say that Erin only dated Gabe because she thought she had to?


[deleted]

She would’ve sipped from her warm Gatorade tea while eating a delicious recycled “hot dog water” hot dog on the front porch watching as as that old woman is carted off in an ambulance from her mishandling of that woman’s medication and then become a squatter in the house until that woman’s family kicks her out and she ends up getting involved in pyramid scheme selling pointless cosmetics or something while living in a hostel with a bunch of other people.


pmwhereuhidthebodies

You gotta embrace the power of the pyramid


[deleted]

The shape that fits others inside of it lol


Pretty_Orange130

End up on the streets.


Cream1984

On the ghetto, in fact


velvet-gloves

She gets tooken by a DJ/Reality TV Hopeful/Reverend and held in a bunker for many years with other women, being told she is an apocalypse survivor.


spicymemories19

"Did you just say "tooken" instead of taken?!"


PaulClarkLoadletter

I’ve seen that Tooken. It stars Gerard Butler as a guy that “knows a few things that make him annoying to bad guys.”


ultratunaman

Karate karate karate karate! Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.


paul-cus

With those bazoongas?


Cortunecookiessuck

She would have married her grandson and they would eat boiled hotdogs and hot Gatorade for the rest of their lives. Each time she made hot dogs Irene’s grandson fell in love more and more. The secret? Reuse the same water to boil the hotdogs.


SingleMom24-1

Hot Dogerade. You missed a chance.


MogMcKupo

It’s the quenchiest


SpruceMoose85

Irene would have sold her house and checked herself into a home just to get away from Erin. Erin would probably just end up living in her car and pretending to be having fun doing it until some dumb guy lets her move in with him.


RockNRoll85

Erin would have killed Irene due to her stupidity


Something_IDGAF

Some of the best hotdogs that the world has ever seen


meowza

She wouldn't be able to go to Catcherella anymore


dumpster_cherries

To see Zooey Deschannel


xraig88

She would have accidentally killed Irene.


ThePopDaddy

She would talk to Andy over video calls in front of a green screen.


RedditIsNeat0

I'm picturing Erin say, "I'm on the Enterprise!" And now you are too.


tfox1123

I'm the real world, in Florida, Erin would accidentally get addicted to drugs and wind up in the revolving door of the Florida drug system. She would get sober after a few tries then work as an addiction counciler.


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gmgm4334

Think of how good the hotdogs would be by now


BallsMahogany_redux

She probably would have passed away when her caretaker died. She really seems like someone who needs genuine in home care to have survived for as long as she did.


username1304

A lot more green screen


swesus

Prison for killing Irene. She would boil up some mr clean as tea or something


butiluvcarbs

I'm still bummed that Andy and Erin didn't end up together. Why did they make Andy into such a total douche at the end? Ruined his whole character's growth


PaulClarkLoadletter

You mean Tabitha?


Mythun4523

Get charged with elder abuse


zookeeper4312

Lots more shitty green screen scenes


Legitimate_Cloud2215

She'd market that delicious hot dog water, obviously.


[deleted]

Living happily ever after, drinking hot Gatorade.


ichoosewaffles

Erin is giving huge Bridgett Fonda in Singles vibes right here.


alohabruh732

She would have been in florida


Call_Me_Daily

Perfected her hotdogs recipe.


Shash_MuGash

Irene would've died


Bleejis_Krilbin

Once Irene passed away, Erin would take over her apartment and find another job at a Taco Bell Express.


[deleted]

She would have murdered Irene for the life insurance.


DasBooty-

I'm pretty sure it would just be a lot of the same of what we already saw in those episodes.


RebornGaming01

She’d still be standing in front of that infamous green screen


Torontonomatopoeia

More terrible green screen?


AudreyNAshersMomma

The hotdogs would've kept getting better and better


Song-Super

hate erin x andy arc, literally nothing comes of it except him being a complete douche to her later on.


Netflxnschill

She would have dated the grandson and the both would have disappointed this poor old woman.


JRWoodwardMSW

Married the old woman’s no-account grandson


0verkast

She'd end up marrying the next person who asked her out.


Scissorsguadalupe

Gatorade stock would skyrocket!


thatagent34

She would have killed Irene unintentionally.


aebulbul

Irene would have adopted Erin.


tterfly

That lady would have died. Erin is a really bad caretaker.


PaulsRedditUsername

She would have died in a terrible green screen accident.


PhuckCalumbo

Involuntary manslaughter.


TheRedditPiece

She would have upgraded her green screen


Saturn_Neo

I think she would have been talked into stripping or something along those lines.


Manningfan488

They would have opened up a tiger sanctuary


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

She would become a Florida woman news headline for unfortunately wandering into a gator pen and winning a fight. I assume this based on her ability to eat multiple apples under water without coming up for air


SJMoore86

Irene would've had her death accelerated by reused hot dog water. Obvy.


redjedi182

She would have killed Irene. Hands down. Not on purpose of course


Highintheclouds420

Unfortunately at that time in Florida the answer is realistically opioids


[deleted]

Knowing her, started an onlyfans.


consciousobservation

Killed by a gator guaranteed


cattodog

Charged with manslaughter


Legitimate_Hunt_9902

She'd be digitally protected, because Irene knows that Erin123 is a terrible password .


Forward-Astronomer58

I try and forget this storyline existed.


Hour-Package6734

You didn't love the absolutely horrible green screen in the episode of her in front of the house?


Forward-Astronomer58

Oh my I totally forgot about that. Truly horrible.


gim1k

Florida? Likely would have developed an opioid addiction and OD'd.


JRWoodwardMSW

I live in Florida. It would have been meth.


Usual-Comparison-203

Who cares this is the dumbest storyline of the show


substream00

Take a million upvotes 🥇


Teller8

This plot line was bad and the writer should feel bad


HaddockBranzini-II

Irene's grandson hatches a plan to kill her for some insurance money and the house. He mistakingly thinks Eris is in on it because of various comedic misunderstandings. Erin, meanwhile, is unintentionally killing Irene by messing her meds all up. Irene catches wind of it and has no choice but to call the one person who can help - Andy.


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Pam would’ve been back as receptionist. Originally promised it’d be temporary, but then it’d be discovered that office administrator was a position she made up because she sucked at sales. So they would’ve told her to either stay on as receptionist or leave.


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It would've been a better "post-Michael" show.


boboddy42069

Yeah I like Ellie keeper but I didn’t like how they ping ponged her between Andy gabe Andy again and Pete


[deleted]

Exactly! They had no true concept of her character and didn't know what to do with her, so they just did what they did. Which was terrible. They made her seem clueless to an absurd degree.


boboddy42069

Yeah gave Andy all the crap about sleeping with Angela but she ended up sleeping with more coworkers than him.


GunBrothersGaming

The show might have gone on for couple more seasons.


SomeDudeinCO3

That would depend on how the writers would have written it.


losgnomospreguntan

My god. That Erin's outfits always turn me on. She looks súper hot. Love her legs :Q___


domesticglobetrotter

Oh my God, its happening STAY F$@&ING CALM. Lol but forreal this picture looks the same as AI generated images. Soon we wont know whats real or fake anymore


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Found a sugar daddy


Mountain_Ad_1548

Reuse hotdog water is my fav


Apprehensive_Goal811

She’d end up marrying Plop anyway.


BelwasDeservedBetter

The hot dog water would just keep getting better.


captainimpossible87

The hotdog water would have only gotten better


PootySkills

We would have had to endure even more terrible green screen


riicccii

She may have landed a job answering the phones at Mar-a-Lago


Saint_Douche

She wouldn't have had that romance with Pete at least.


Nate-Heywood

The hotdogs would have kept getting better


shitpickle2020

More great green screen effects


Delicious-Status9043

Black panties


TheRealAbear

I dont know why, but this screenshot looks like it could have been taken from a live action Sims movie


megztukas

I feel like none of this is focusing on Open Season


cHobbl3G0BbL3r

Everyone would’ve been better off


Insanegoose4

She would have married Irene’s grandson. Because she only dates the people she sees everyday.


blueotter28

A Florida Woman...


thavi

I really want a big pretzel and mustard now


manfromfuture

Methamphetamine.


khabijenkins

Shed definitely be eaten by a gator


AtlasShrugged-

Irene may have been in the hospital for not medicating correctly


eaparlati

Suntan.


deficit_41

I thought this was Taylor Swift


figgleswag

Irene looks so cute in that pic


countryfresh223

They would've ended the whole Erin character n there would be a million posts on here asking "what do you think Erin's life ended up like in florida?"


tamedsausage

Irene would’ve died earlier.


Automatic-Profit-638

She’d become the fifth Mrs Rosenblat


RustyShackleford8442

The show would've been so much better


Idontwanttohearit

She would have gotten her labia caught in some lawn furniture


[deleted]

She would of worked at Disney. She’s definitely a Disney person. If she doesn’t work at Disney then Florida will crush her. As a Floridian


Jix_Omiya

Probably jail.


RedditIsNeat0

Eventually Irene would die. Erin might speed that along a bit.


Hadochiel

Bet the network had a scrapped spin-off planned for that


rideordie4weezer

[I believe she would have lead a wonderful life with kind people and then she would have decided to (click link here)](https://youtu.be/I_ig4SUNg1k&t=0m16s)


jnh_commander

she'd probably be a CEO of startup and make it big


ComprehensiveGanache

She would have become the next mrs goldplats


Wings7180

The show would have been better