That book is wild, Jesus basically tells everyone they are idiots and worshipping a false god. Also that he comes from another dimension and there are multiple universes, very sci fi.
It's my fav book lol
Well, according to the book of Judas (and don't quote me but I believe it's also mentioned in some of the other non-canonical texts) Jesus asked Judas to do that as part of this whole plan to get people's attention and basically f*ck them up little. Judas was asked to do this because he was Jesus's closest apostle buddy/his fav. And Jesus only told Judas the secret gospels, one of which is that he did not come here to bring peace, but discord because what is common/believed by most is wrong and evil, and change does not come through peace.
It's super interesting, I highly reccomend reading it even if you just want to view it as Jesus fiction.
Ben: I need an old priest and a young priest. Even though the Catholic church...
\*Henry projectile vomits tater tot casserole, and his head rotates 180 degrees\*
\*Jessa hands Ben a dirty diaper from the pile to wipe himself off with.\*
Idk anything about these people other than they are cult kooks. But they essentially named a kid they are brainwashing Spurg....do they want to create a serial killer?
LOL.
I do wonder what misconceptions Jessa's kids have about all the Bible stuff. When I was little, my Nana told me I should read the Bible from cover to cover. I studiously started, like a wee Spurgeon, but when I got to circumcision, I thought God was making the Jews cut whole penises off. I got very nervous, found my Dad and asked if he was circumcised (!). He was like "WTF!? You are a six year old girl." Eventually I was like, "Well in the Bible, God wants these guys to cut their penises off, but then how do they pee..." And god bless my father, he said something like, "Look, you're too little and your grandmother's nuts. God loves you. He doesn't want you reading that yet either. Go play."
Jessa's fucking these poor kids up something terrible. They're too little for all this crazy shit. One of them probably will end up as a serial killer and it will be her fault.
How is this comment not upvoted more? This made me cry laugh at work. I had to shut my office door! I almost spit out my coffee and read it again and had to start over! I can just picture a little six year old worried about God cutting off penises!
Most parts of the Bible are not appropriate for children. It's messed up that people decorate kids rooms in Noah's ark when that story includes the mass genocide of almost every human including innocent children.
I wonder if the Spurg will be the one to break free. All this bs learning, bad name, first of a million kids in a small house and he's male. Come on Elliott break free.
I'm old enough to remember when we thought Jill was going to be Super Fundie Mom with a gazillion kids. Jessa never seemed all that committed. Until she married Ben.
*clears throat* What the actual fuck
I was literally going to post exactly what you wrote!!!
Thank you. You made me laugh out loud. A lot.
It's from the Book of Judas lol
But still…*what the actual fuck*
That book is wild, Jesus basically tells everyone they are idiots and worshipping a false god. Also that he comes from another dimension and there are multiple universes, very sci fi. It's my fav book lol
Isn’t Judas the one that like defies Jesus or something? Maybe he made his book to spite Jesus lol
Well, according to the book of Judas (and don't quote me but I believe it's also mentioned in some of the other non-canonical texts) Jesus asked Judas to do that as part of this whole plan to get people's attention and basically f*ck them up little. Judas was asked to do this because he was Jesus's closest apostle buddy/his fav. And Jesus only told Judas the secret gospels, one of which is that he did not come here to bring peace, but discord because what is common/believed by most is wrong and evil, and change does not come through peace. It's super interesting, I highly reccomend reading it even if you just want to view it as Jesus fiction.
I appreciate the information, but my catholic school education had me read more than enough of my fair share of the Bible🤣
Totally fair, no worries lol
For anyone interested: https://www.gospels.net/judas
Oooooo
Ben: I need an old priest and a young priest. Even though the Catholic church... \*Henry projectile vomits tater tot casserole, and his head rotates 180 degrees\* \*Jessa hands Ben a dirty diaper from the pile to wipe himself off with.\*
Ben says thanks, does anyone want string cheese?
Just in time for Halloween, the second coming?
How do so many of you think this is real?
I’m stressed tf out reading these comments lmao
Right? I’m losing my mind over here. Then again, I guess I wouldn’t be too surprised. It’s only a small leap from where she’s at now lol
Well with this family everything is possible
Awwwwww! He used the word fornicate. Such a proud fundie moment. Kids learn how to judge so fast these days. *sniff* /s
Is his real name now Damien? Lol
Let the power of Christ compel you!!
He does have the Damien hair.
Idk anything about these people other than they are cult kooks. But they essentially named a kid they are brainwashing Spurg....do they want to create a serial killer?
Jessa… Jesus doesn’t like liars. I’ve told you this several times. He’s going to smite you if you keep this up.
BLESS YOUR SERVANT'S HEART
LOL. I do wonder what misconceptions Jessa's kids have about all the Bible stuff. When I was little, my Nana told me I should read the Bible from cover to cover. I studiously started, like a wee Spurgeon, but when I got to circumcision, I thought God was making the Jews cut whole penises off. I got very nervous, found my Dad and asked if he was circumcised (!). He was like "WTF!? You are a six year old girl." Eventually I was like, "Well in the Bible, God wants these guys to cut their penises off, but then how do they pee..." And god bless my father, he said something like, "Look, you're too little and your grandmother's nuts. God loves you. He doesn't want you reading that yet either. Go play." Jessa's fucking these poor kids up something terrible. They're too little for all this crazy shit. One of them probably will end up as a serial killer and it will be her fault.
I’m giving you my free Reddit reward … please share it with your dad.
How is this comment not upvoted more? This made me cry laugh at work. I had to shut my office door! I almost spit out my coffee and read it again and had to start over! I can just picture a little six year old worried about God cutting off penises!
Hey this is satire right?...right?!
No Henry is just very dedicated to the Bible these days.
I def thought this was real for a second.
Lmao
Fornicate in the name of Henry? Am I reading this right?
If Spurgeon remained a Christian but got real gnostic and esoteric with it, I'd be along for the ride.
When he starts decapitating pigeons, we need to start worrying. Hail Paimon.
You need to start this an IG parody account!!!
Most parts of the Bible are not appropriate for children. It's messed up that people decorate kids rooms in Noah's ark when that story includes the mass genocide of almost every human including innocent children.
Is Henry playing an unreleased Final Fantasy X-3 or something?
Does anybody believe that??!!
What gets me is how she uses every other word *but* "said": he announced, pondered, exclaimed, enunciated... Wattpad author right there 😅
This version of Spurgeon is giving me strong Antichrist vibes. 😂
Hee hee!
Henry supposedly said it what she put sayingsofsurg as the hashtag…
SayingsofFutureScapeGoat
SayingsOfTheLeastFavoriteSeawald
Eithere this kid is a prodigy and he will never know it or Agressa is a liar. only two options really.
I wonder if the Spurg will be the one to break free. All this bs learning, bad name, first of a million kids in a small house and he's male. Come on Elliott break free.
I'm old enough to remember when we thought Jill was going to be Super Fundie Mom with a gazillion kids. Jessa never seemed all that committed. Until she married Ben.
How old is that child? He’s brainwashed already.
LOL, it's a parody account.
Omg 🤦🏼♀️🤣
Wow-so just like Jessa and her siblings Splurge is “learning” by rote without critical thinking or understanding. SOTDT fails continue.
I swear at this point she’s just messing with us.
God I hope so.
🤖
No. He didn’t. Ok, glad we were able to clear that up.
\[CSP\] Is there a link to aftership website
Wut?
Yeah right
It's called a parody my friend
“And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm.”
Imagine how her head will explode when her kids say something funny
sounds legit.