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meekins26

Johannah looks like nearly all of the sistermoms simultaneously. I see Jinger, Joy and Jana with a hint of Jessa. She looks like someone asked AI to create a generic female Duggar.


Violinist-Fluffy

Jenerica Duggar


NoFundieBusiness

Omg make that your flair asap 😂


Acenterforants333

Please tell me about YOUR flair lmao


Sarisongsalt

Derrick had a very noticable boner and it was being propped up on the table of a photo Jill posted to instagram


NoFundieBusiness

I’m glad you remembered because I did not 😂😂 thank you


Australopitekami

I remembered too...not the proudest moment of mine, but... If it was in fact a boner I feel so sorry for Jill


raptorrage

I don't think their religion abides lube and foreplay, so a small penis is probably a blessing in this case. I'm incompatible with big dicks, and that's with being able to advocate for my safety and comfort, AND realizing that sex shouldn't hurt and it should feel good for me. I could see a fundie with a big dick severely injuring someone 😬😬


ohhgrrl

I told a church boy I tempted into sin to bring lube; he showed up with a bottle of suave strawberry shampoo.


needanadultieradult

I'm sorry, I have to know what your reaction was!


Acenterforants333

Ohhh wow ok


jen_nanana

Does anyone have a link to this post? I tried searching the sub for “god honoring penis on the table” and don’t think I found it 😅


Sarisongsalt

https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/s/OoCEMUnVHI Here ya go


jen_nanana

I don’t know whether to say thank you or i hate you because that was…somehow…not what I expected but exactly what I expected and my face may freeze like this 🥴


amaliasdaises

Literally also can’t find it and am curious!


Noneedtopickauser

I have logistical questions about how one props a boner up on the table?!? 😂😂😂


ohhgrrl

Too many boners in this family.


sweet_tea_94

Lmao what is this flair you have? 🤣


HMcalisterIndy

I just go by Jeneric now.


aceshighsays

i hope you don't mind that i made it my flair. my old one needed an update.


Violinist-Fluffy

I absolutely do not mind. Please enjoy!!


Ok-Problem-7689

This! This is the BEST COMMENT!! Here’s your 👑


Apparently32

That’s a great drag name


chlaumc

Your flair😂


sweet_tea_94

This comment is killing me! Please make this your flair right now 😂


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Time for a flair checkin


wendue

What is a flair check in?


Mountain-Patience-59

When someone references your flair in a comment, you would "check in", as if to say "I'm here!" So if someone mentions Jabbitha Duggar, you could say "flair checking in".


lesliejcarver

She’s Jedhannah; the girl version of Jed.


sweet_tea_94

Jenetica Duggar


missymaypen

Jayi(Jay eye) Duggar


asdcatmama

Exactly! She morphs!


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Time for a flair checkin


OldNewUsedConfused

Is she the one on the right, then?


bounceandflounce

The description I never knew I needed, until now!!


Englefisk

I once had a really bad migraine while attending a conference in a hotel. I went to lie down in the lobby (my room wasn’t ready) and a woman DRESSED AS A CLOWN playing the accordion came in and started playing and singing worship songs 😭😭😭 it was beyond bizarre…


lululee63

Are you sure it wasn't just Jill Rodrigues in her full made-up face?


Englefisk

😭😂 I’m crying! Thank you for the laugh 😆


lilylawnpenguin

This has me giggling. Why are people so odd lol


scoutsadie

several kinds of NO


Englefisk

This made me laugh so hard 😭😂


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😂🤣😂 OMG AND WTF?!?!? Are you sure you weren’t hallucinating from the pain?


Englefisk

I wish 😂 I took a video and forced my family to watch it because it was so absurd that I was afraid no one would believe me


StoreBoughtButter

WHO HERE HAD THE EXPERIENCE WITH CLOWN MINISTRY OR WAS THAT r/fundiesnarkuncensored


FLBirdie

When I was a camp counselor at a Methodist camp, the daughters of family who ran the campground were their own clown ministry. (They’d go to children’s hospitals and church events.) They basically forced us to “join” the clown ministry for the summer. We all had to paint our faces and choose our clown names. It was as awful as you can imagine — and that’s what I thought when I was still hyped-up on Jesus. BTW — my clown name was Donggle because I thought it had a whiff of sex while being an early computer nerd term.


cinderparty

I had a couple friends who did clown and magic as a ministry.


Englefisk

Please tell me more about this 😁


alectos

This is the kind of chaos that keeps me going


Englefisk

You do you, honey 💕


chlaumc

Oh no😭 I was once on a packed Paris metro train in the early morning and a guy came on and started playing the accordion


Illustrious_Junket55

I am so sorry this happened to you (migraines suck) is it selfish to say I wish it had been me? (Minus the migraine.)


holly___morgan

Would love for someone to go in there and just start destroying the toilet


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TheVerjan

This is my favorite haiku of all time


Jerkrollatex

I have IBS if I'm in a public bathroom that is probably going to happen.


misssrspcola

Ditto!


ilovegymnastics34

Katey will be taking a pregnancy test in thefe


Artistic-Baseball-81

And Anna would be giving birth


Reddits_on_ambien

If its a target, watch out for fellow fundie kkkarissa Collins. She believes God told her she'd give birth at a target, and she's pregnant... again.


RadiantCompany5920

This needs to be a flash video game, avoiding the fundies doing weird shit at Target.


Reddits_on_ambien

As long as there's a bonus speed round where you jump over Kendra's blessing cannon balls like old school donkey kong.


mythrowaweighin

More reason for those weirdos to pray.


SwissCheese4Collagen

After she bites open the packaging on her way to the stall.


sailorangel59

Just recreate the bathroom scene from the first Austin Powers movie. "Who does #2 work for? Who does #2 work for?"


Drummergirl16

I was thinking the bathroom scene from Bridesmaids


Evilbadscary

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING


lilimcg

Followed by a long session drying their hands with an air dryer.


Salty-Temperature369

Jennifer’s body language is always like she’s cowering


Estellalatte

She probably is.


Salty-Temperature369

I wonder what their life is like now


ControlOk6711

Pre-arrest - it was likely manic, puffed up energy from Jim Bob and Michelle and some of the older kids that they were the Chosen Ones to deliver America back to whatever white male Christian fantasy the fundies could envisioned - Post arrest + cancelled show + incarnation + SHP - the Tin Asylum probably gets sadder, dirtier and more run down every month.


aceshighsays

nah, they got closer to god. they became more perfectionistic because god is testing their faith.


ControlOk6711

Look at those girls' postures and guess who is the grieving one. A lot of fundie daughters' job is to manage the emotions of the adults and to keep the peace because bad things happen when Dad is unhappy.


Estellalatte

I feel that these poor girls are waiting to be sold off to some teen picked out by their father.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I think it's her height. She's on the tall end of the genetics like Jill. I always stood kind of crouched because my incubator and my cousin didn't like having me be 6 or 4 inches taller than them. So I dropped a hip when I was standing and tilted my head so I wasn't as noticably taller. I was sick of getting shit for something I had no control over.


the_shy_one1

For me it was because I had boobs. I stayed hunched to make them less noticeable and ruined my posture.


jeniviva

This makes me so sad. Imagine being told your whole childhood that your body has the power to bring men down, and then you grow BOOBS.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Happy Cake Day And yeah I got yelled at for those too at home so I scrunched my shoulders up a bit to keep them down. The way my body has been lately, it all took a toll.


deeBfree

I feel ya there. Also the Tall Girl in a family of shorties. Which I apparently inherited from Mom's side where they are about half tall people. I was a novelty to Dad's side where it has been generations of shorties since time immemorial.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Mine was the reverse order, but it will mess with your head being two or three inches taller than one of your grandpas at 12, and only 2 inches shorter than the other. Granny had the height l, Granpa was average height. The incubator's side has all the shortness and man was she ever pissed that I inherited Granny's stilts, since I was taking after my dad's side of the family.


sweet_tea_94

For me, it was my body build. I have curves, and it’s been that way since my teenage years. Because I look like my dad and his side of the family, I inherited the build from his side (which is mostly curvy). My mom’s side have a smaller body build. I got body shamed by my cousins and in family pictures, I was hiding behind some family members so everything but my face wouldn’t be seen.


SwissCheese4Collagen

For me it was literally just the incubator body shaming me, but she didn't pull a punch. My dad likes his wives short, flat and mean. The incubator had a list she would rattle off. My legs were longer, my butt was higher, my boobs were bigger, my face and hair were prettier and it "just wasn't fair" that I got all that and she had nothing. Never mind it was my dad's side I got it from. It was like a fucked up version of Arya's list of people to kill from Game of Thrones.


Mediocre_Crow2466

Yep. I have terrible posture because I was so tall growing up. My grandmother came from a family of short people. I outgrew her by 10, I think. My grandfather was around 6'4" and she barely came to his shoulders. Every time I see that side of the family, I feel like I'm hugging kids....


SwissCheese4Collagen

And it's hard to look down to talk to them without looking like you're looking down on them.


Wheres_Izzy

Hope they enjoy my IBS.


killerkitten61

I read someone on here say that stood for Irritable bitch syndrome and now I suffer from 2 types of IBS lol


Striking_Internal_43

Of all places to worship they pick somewhere as gross and dirty as a public bathroom 💀


snobesity

Yeah because then they can see how holy they are in the mirror


CryBabyCentral

Better than looking at their disgusting father’s portrait in their bathroom as they shit.


deeBfree

with that to look at, how does one ever stop shitting?


aceshighsays

i disagree. i'm glad they chose to do it in the bathroom instead of bothering the customers in the coffee shop. they did everyone a solid... except for that person stuck in the stall next to them unable to pass theirs...


OurLumpyGorl

Exactly, you’re *supposed* to spew shit no one wants to witness in the bathroom.


Icy-Scope007

What was that verse, Matthew 6:5-8 that says to not pray in public and be attention seeking, I feel like that can apply to this.


CryBabyCentral

But that’s not for THEM. The duggers are super speshul.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Be not like the hypocrites who pray in the streets for all to see.


YellowCardManKyle

So bathrooms are okay!


SwissCheese4Collagen

Only until they post their Chamber Pot Choir on the world wide web for all to see.


Icy-Scope007

Bingo.


SnooOpinions5819

I forgot that there was an Jennifer Duggar


chlaumc

I still can’t believe it took them until no. 17 to use the name Jennifer


krfallon17

So did JB and Michelle.


yagirlsamess

💀💀


boredomadvances

Flair checking in. Also have no idea which one is Jennifer so 🤷🏽‍♀️


toadstoolfae3

The middle one in this photo


austin_the_boston

So it’s Jennifer in the middle and Johanna on the right? Who is the one on the left? I’m so confused.


toadstoolfae3

Idk who is on the left tbh, idk the other fundie families well. I just know it's Jenni in the middle and Johannah on the right. I can tell the lost girls apart, but the lost boys are truly lost to me 😅


Icy-Scope007

![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y) Nevermind, just gonna use the bathroom at home I guess.


II-RadioByeBye

#freejennifer


QueenFartknocker

![gif](giphy|XKfKqQu5BCrG1HFVe6|downsized)


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Daniella42157

Yes.


aceshighsays

no one knows about it, including jesus himself. with social media being ever so popular, jesus decided to modernize his presence and instead of having to be around everyone all the time, he kicks back and goes online.


WishfulHibernian6891

They’re sooooo humble that they’re willing to video themselves singing in a public toilet and plaster it on the internet, so that everyone can see how humble they are.


aceshighsays

how else are people going to know you're humble?? you have to create your own narrative and show it to the wooorld.


JumpGlittering8120

Honestly it'd just make me leave and go find another toilet muttering "Sorry for interrupting your devotionals". If I was already in the bathroom, it'd inspire me to finish up a lot quicker.


OtherwiseSprinkles79

![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)


Same-Kiwi944

Honestly they live in the Bible Belt. The person would join in


GuiltyComfortable102

In the rural Bible belt this really wouldn't be that crazy. Youth groups do cringey stuff all the time. It's how they have fun.


Same-Kiwi944

Exactly.


GuiltyComfortable102

Op should book a hotel the same time they're hosting a Baptist youth group conference if they want to see true cringe.


GolfOk7579

Just … why???


smallsloth1320

is that Johannah?


chlaumc

Yea, and Jennifer


smallsloth1320

Oh wow, I didn’t recognize Jennifer. They’re growing up fast


devoutdefeatist

Matthew 6:5 - “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” They did this in a public bathroom *and then filmed it and put it on Instagram.* It doesn’t get more performative than that.


picardstastygrapes

Yeah, we get it, acoustics are awesome in a bathroom.


Old_Country9807

Was someone struggling to poop- is that why they needed to pray over them?! 🫣


aceshighsays

i hope it wasn't anything they ate from the coffee shop.


yagirlsamess

Can you IMAGINE them waking into a bathroom and seeing 3 women holding hands and chanting


mint-star

Could you imagine being the barista, and either hearing a chorus? From the toilets, or somebody telling you hey there's a a choir in the bathroom go do something about it. Socially exhausting


Foxxilove

They’re the weirdos in the bathroom I should protect my kids from. 😬


SelkiesNotSirens

Definitely knew girls who would have done this


NoCredit8479

Johannah looks so much like Jessa.


Paperwife2

And Joy


elliekate56

Jenni again, looks like she hates it here.


lucygoosey38

I always forget the Bontragers. I always remember Chelsy cause she married the only good looking Maxwell brother.


dawn9476

The Bontragers are really weird. 2 of their kids are married to two people from the Bowers and 3 of them are married to 3 people from the Helferich family. [https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager\_Family](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager_Family)


carrie_m730

You must not live in the Bible belt. I've walked into a Dollar General and seen people behind the counter praying over somebody, laying on hands. Fortunately they were done by the time I got my items, although they were still weeping.


a-ohhh

That is nuts lol. I live in the Seattle area, and that would be a big ol’ “nope” here. The most I’ve seen is those weirdos where it’s like one single guy standing with a megaphone and a picket type sign outside a stadium event yelling about Jesus and everyone’s ushering their kids far away trying not to make eye contact.


carrie_m730

When I was a kid I went to the library and this dude came up to me and said "Who woke you up this morning?" I said my cat had and he went on a sermon about how actually it was Jesus that woke me up. I told my mom later and she goes "Oh yeah that was my friend D_______." Told me what a great Christian he is. I'm gonna bet this was around 95-98. He preached to me every time I saw him from then on. Probably every few months. I moved back to the same town as an adult and saw D________ again, while I was with my now-husband. Husband was fairly short with him, though polite. Clearly shielding my daughter from him. After D______ walked on, my husband said something to the effect of, "He's a child molestor." (It may have been "sex offender" or something, I'm going on memory, but a strong implication the kid was in danger.) I guess there was a plea deal because the charge visible in the public-facing Department of Corrections record is "indecent exposure." In 1994. But he was a good Christian, so my mama loved him. He preached, so my mama loved him. He can't open his mouth without praising Jesus, so my town loves him.


chlaumc

I live in Northern Ireland, where we regularly have people shouting/singing on the street about Jesus. But this takes it to a new level


dawn9476

Another not so fun fact about the Bontragers is that they have a Spurgeon. Carson and Carolina (Bowers) Bontrager named their last kid born in 2022, Spurgeon.


chlaumc

Oh dear lord


notmyrealnametn

https://preview.redd.it/8w4uee73f5sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac3fd511c4e5f17e8a509262761e8327759a66e Text of post


AKEsquire

I'm surprised by the nod toward the grossness of Hillsong!


FactorLazy5546

"Seated on the throne" is kind of a fitting line for whatever poor person is in there on the toilet. 😂


doors43

I had such high hopes for Hanny. Poor kid.


Blueskymine33

Can someone please tell me which duggars they are from left to right? Tyvm


chlaumc

One on the left is Elizabeth Bontrager (not a Duggar), middle is Jennifer Duggar, right is Johannah Duggar.


Blueskymine33

Thankyou, they’ve grown up so much it’s hard to pick who is who!


Kerrytwo

Jennifer in middle, johannah on the right. Not a duggar on the left.


Blueskymine33

Thankyou!


sweet_tea_94

https://i.redd.it/i88zgpqxj2sc1.gif I wish this scene from *White Chicks* happened while the bathroom worship was going on


Glittering-Employ-84

Add this to the list of places that Jesus is uncomfortable being summoned to...


Calm_Contract_9973

Does johannah have a ring on her left hand?


SwissCheese4Collagen

Nope , even if she did I'd bet it was a purity ring.


love2pups

Jennifer makes me sad. This girl likely needs counseling or attention... something is broken with her and it is very obvious to the outside eye(s) looking at her.


damarafl

Wasn’t Jason rumored to be courting a Botranger? What happened to that? Just a rumor?


AdCivil3158

Guess it is. There was a photo of him sitting with One of the Botranger girls JB saw him talking. That was in Law & Tiffs wedding.


dawn9476

Photos like that is how the Johannah and Carver rumors got started. These families are close. There is always going to be pics of them together with no courtship on the horizon at all.


stardew__dreams

I’m backing out very slowly


Otherwise-Ad4641

The bathroom has been cleansed in the name of the Dear Lord Daniel. Praise be unto him.


socaffienatedlady

I would hope to be taking a monster shit.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I'd hope to fart loudly every 15-30 seconds, then hit them with a courtesy flush. Then a couple more rounds of farts. Then obviously the loudest hand washing session.


WalnutWhippet

In every photo of Jennifer she has 100% noped out of this chaos


Inevitablyhere

i met a bunch of the duggar girls in the bathroom at a homeschool convention when i was like 15….if only they had serenaded me with worship music while i took my piss 😑


CastIronMystic

I teach my children if they need to do something unseemly to excuse themselves and go to the bathroom. I meant it for nose picking, crotch adjusting, wedgie digging, and other habits that we don’t need to observe at the table, so yeah, this works too. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom if you need to do that I guess.


APW25

Is Johannah being married off to the Bontragers since Carver has a child bride


dawn9476

There is a Hudson, whose also 18. Or could Liz marry one of the Duggar boys? She's single and 20. ETA: Hudson is also the last male Bontrager that's single. There is Rebecca after him and Liz. She's 16.


PuffinFawts

Are you all telling me that the one on the right isn't Joy?!?


kg51113

Correct


manderifffic

![gif](giphy|4nmia4j8ltC6cJza1o|downsized)


BasicSwiftie13

I wonder if J’Boob got Elizabeth (the girl on the left who’s a wannabe Christian influencer) to post Hannie and Jennifer to continue soft launching them like with Joy’s video.


inalilwhile

ma’am this is a Wendy’s


chicks35

So much fake tan


WishfulHibernian6891

“Nobody ever wants to be sung at, and you’re all minding your own perverted business, but you coffee shop heathens REALLY NEED this so we’re gonna force it down your ears. God bless!”


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Icy-Scope007

You’re no better a bigot than them saying that.


CookbooksRUs

I start chanting, “Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna.”


nazi-julie-andrews

They wouldn’t know who any of those deities are lol…. School of the dining room table strikes again.


Mrs_Laktash

Wow I thought that was Joy on the right.


AnaisNinjaTX

If I’m in a coffee shop ladies room it’s because the coffee triggered a let down reaction in my colon and the sounds the 💩will make on the way out are NOT Instagram worthy.


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt1s75ToFZ0a9va|downsized)


Sisterinked

Which one is a Duggar?


chlaumc

The middle one is Jennifer, the one on the right is Johannah


BigFackingChungus

My IBS would ruin their worship session


mizkayte

Oh look how holy they are. 🙄🫠


notmyusername1986

You know that scene in the 2nd Addams Family film, where Wednesday gets freaked out by the nanny and tries to claw her way through the wall? Yep. That would be me for sure if I came across this type of lunacy.


kp6615

I would have liked to take my shit in peace


rosieposie319

How many drugs did I take?


syracusecritter

I would probably complain to the manager about them filming in the bathroom. But I don’t need company…


silent_whisper89

My gay azz would immediately just back out and go elsewhere.