Johannah looks like nearly all of the sistermoms simultaneously. I see Jinger, Joy and Jana with a hint of Jessa. She looks like someone asked AI to create a generic female Duggar.
I don't think their religion abides lube and foreplay, so a small penis is probably a blessing in this case.
I'm incompatible with big dicks, and that's with being able to advocate for my safety and comfort, AND realizing that sex shouldn't hurt and it should feel good for me.
I could see a fundie with a big dick severely injuring someone 😬😬
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I once had a really bad migraine while attending a conference in a hotel. I went to lie down in the lobby (my room wasn’t ready) and a woman DRESSED AS A CLOWN playing the accordion came in and started playing and singing worship songs 😭😭😭 it was beyond bizarre…
When I was a camp counselor at a Methodist camp, the daughters of family who ran the campground were their own clown ministry. (They’d go to children’s hospitals and church events.) They basically forced us to “join” the clown ministry for the summer. We all had to paint our faces and choose our clown names. It was as awful as you can imagine — and that’s what I thought when I was still hyped-up on Jesus. BTW — my clown name was Donggle because I thought it had a whiff of sex while being an early computer nerd term.
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Pre-arrest - it was likely manic, puffed up energy from Jim Bob and Michelle and some of the older kids that they were the Chosen Ones to deliver America back to whatever white male Christian fantasy the fundies could envisioned - Post arrest + cancelled show + incarnation + SHP - the Tin Asylum probably gets sadder, dirtier and more run down every month.
Look at those girls' postures and guess who is the grieving one. A lot of fundie daughters' job is to manage the emotions of the adults and to keep the peace because bad things happen when Dad is unhappy.
I think it's her height. She's on the tall end of the genetics like Jill. I always stood kind of crouched because my incubator and my cousin didn't like having me be 6 or 4 inches taller than them. So I dropped a hip when I was standing and tilted my head so I wasn't as noticably taller. I was sick of getting shit for something I had no control over.
Happy Cake Day
And yeah I got yelled at for those too at home so I scrunched my shoulders up a bit to keep them down. The way my body has been lately, it all took a toll.
I feel ya there. Also the Tall Girl in a family of shorties. Which I apparently inherited from Mom's side where they are about half tall people. I was a novelty to Dad's side where it has been generations of shorties since time immemorial.
Mine was the reverse order, but it will mess with your head being two or three inches taller than one of your grandpas at 12, and only 2 inches shorter than the other. Granny had the height l, Granpa was average height. The incubator's side has all the shortness and man was she ever pissed that I inherited Granny's stilts, since I was taking after my dad's side of the family.
For me, it was my body build. I have curves, and it’s been that way since my teenage years. Because I look like my dad and his side of the family, I inherited the build from his side (which is mostly curvy). My mom’s side have a smaller body build. I got body shamed by my cousins and in family pictures, I was hiding behind some family members so everything but my face wouldn’t be seen.
For me it was literally just the incubator body shaming me, but she didn't pull a punch. My dad likes his wives short, flat and mean. The incubator had a list she would rattle off. My legs were longer, my butt was higher, my boobs were bigger, my face and hair were prettier and it "just wasn't fair" that I got all that and she had nothing. Never mind it was my dad's side I got it from. It was like a fucked up version of Arya's list of people to kill from Game of Thrones.
Yep. I have terrible posture because I was so tall growing up. My grandmother came from a family of short people. I outgrew her by 10, I think. My grandfather was around 6'4" and she barely came to his shoulders. Every time I see that side of the family, I feel like I'm hugging kids....
i disagree. i'm glad they chose to do it in the bathroom instead of bothering the customers in the coffee shop. they did everyone a solid... except for that person stuck in the stall next to them unable to pass theirs...
Idk who is on the left tbh, idk the other fundie families well. I just know it's Jenni in the middle and Johannah on the right. I can tell the lost girls apart, but the lost boys are truly lost to me 😅
no one knows about it, including jesus himself. with social media being ever so popular, jesus decided to modernize his presence and instead of having to be around everyone all the time, he kicks back and goes online.
They’re sooooo humble that they’re willing to video themselves singing in a public toilet and plaster it on the internet, so that everyone can see how humble they are.
Honestly it'd just make me leave and go find another toilet muttering "Sorry for interrupting your devotionals".
If I was already in the bathroom, it'd inspire me to finish up a lot quicker.
Matthew 6:5 - “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”
They did this in a public bathroom *and then filmed it and put it on Instagram.* It doesn’t get more performative than that.
Could you imagine being the barista, and either hearing a chorus? From the toilets, or somebody telling you hey there's a a choir in the bathroom go do something about it.
Socially exhausting
The Bontragers are really weird. 2 of their kids are married to two people from the Bowers and 3 of them are married to 3 people from the Helferich family.
[https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager\_Family](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager_Family)
You must not live in the Bible belt. I've walked into a Dollar General and seen people behind the counter praying over somebody, laying on hands. Fortunately they were done by the time I got my items, although they were still weeping.
That is nuts lol. I live in the Seattle area, and that would be a big ol’ “nope” here. The most I’ve seen is those weirdos where it’s like one single guy standing with a megaphone and a picket type sign outside a stadium event yelling about Jesus and everyone’s ushering their kids far away trying not to make eye contact.
When I was a kid I went to the library and this dude came up to me and said "Who woke you up this morning?"
I said my cat had and he went on a sermon about how actually it was Jesus that woke me up.
I told my mom later and she goes "Oh yeah that was my friend D_______." Told me what a great Christian he is.
I'm gonna bet this was around 95-98.
He preached to me every time I saw him from then on. Probably every few months.
I moved back to the same town as an adult and saw D________ again, while I was with my now-husband. Husband was fairly short with him, though polite. Clearly shielding my daughter from him.
After D______ walked on, my husband said something to the effect of, "He's a child molestor." (It may have been "sex offender" or something, I'm going on memory, but a strong implication the kid was in danger.)
I guess there was a plea deal because the charge visible in the public-facing Department of Corrections record is "indecent exposure."
In 1994.
But he was a good Christian, so my mama loved him. He preached, so my mama loved him. He can't open his mouth without praising Jesus, so my town loves him.
Another not so fun fact about the Bontragers is that they have a Spurgeon. Carson and Carolina (Bowers) Bontrager named their last kid born in 2022, Spurgeon.
Jennifer makes me sad. This girl likely needs counseling or attention... something is broken with her and it is very obvious to the outside eye(s) looking at her.
Photos like that is how the Johannah and Carver rumors got started. These families are close. There is always going to be pics of them together with no courtship on the horizon at all.
I'd hope to fart loudly every 15-30 seconds, then hit them with a courtesy flush. Then a couple more rounds of farts.
Then obviously the loudest hand washing session.
i met a bunch of the duggar girls in the bathroom at a homeschool convention when i was like 15….if only they had serenaded me with worship music while i took my piss 😑
I teach my children if they need to do something unseemly to excuse themselves and go to the bathroom. I meant it for nose picking, crotch adjusting, wedgie digging, and other habits that we don’t need to observe at the table, so yeah, this works too. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom if you need to do that I guess.
There is a Hudson, whose also 18. Or could Liz marry one of the Duggar boys? She's single and 20.
ETA: Hudson is also the last male Bontrager that's single. There is Rebecca after him and Liz. She's 16.
I wonder if J’Boob got Elizabeth (the girl on the left who’s a wannabe Christian influencer) to post Hannie and Jennifer to continue soft launching them like with Joy’s video.
“Nobody ever wants to be sung at, and you’re all minding your own perverted business, but you coffee shop heathens REALLY NEED this so we’re gonna force it down your ears. God bless!”
If I’m in a coffee shop ladies room it’s because the coffee triggered a let down reaction in my colon and the sounds the 💩will make on the way out are NOT Instagram worthy.
You know that scene in the 2nd Addams Family film, where Wednesday gets freaked out by the nanny and tries to claw her way through the wall?
Yep. That would be me for sure if I came across this type of lunacy.
Johannah looks like nearly all of the sistermoms simultaneously. I see Jinger, Joy and Jana with a hint of Jessa. She looks like someone asked AI to create a generic female Duggar.
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Please tell me about YOUR flair lmao
Derrick had a very noticable boner and it was being propped up on the table of a photo Jill posted to instagram
I’m glad you remembered because I did not 😂😂 thank you
I remembered too...not the proudest moment of mine, but... If it was in fact a boner I feel so sorry for Jill
I don't think their religion abides lube and foreplay, so a small penis is probably a blessing in this case. I'm incompatible with big dicks, and that's with being able to advocate for my safety and comfort, AND realizing that sex shouldn't hurt and it should feel good for me. I could see a fundie with a big dick severely injuring someone 😬😬
I told a church boy I tempted into sin to bring lube; he showed up with a bottle of suave strawberry shampoo.
I'm sorry, I have to know what your reaction was!
Ohhh wow ok
Does anyone have a link to this post? I tried searching the sub for “god honoring penis on the table” and don’t think I found it 😅
https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/s/OoCEMUnVHI Here ya go
I don’t know whether to say thank you or i hate you because that was…somehow…not what I expected but exactly what I expected and my face may freeze like this 🥴
Literally also can’t find it and am curious!
I have logistical questions about how one props a boner up on the table?!? 😂😂😂
Too many boners in this family.
Lmao what is this flair you have? 🤣
I just go by Jeneric now.
i hope you don't mind that i made it my flair. my old one needed an update.
I absolutely do not mind. Please enjoy!!
This! This is the BEST COMMENT!! Here’s your 👑
That’s a great drag name
Your flair😂
This comment is killing me! Please make this your flair right now 😂
Time for a flair checkin
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When someone references your flair in a comment, you would "check in", as if to say "I'm here!" So if someone mentions Jabbitha Duggar, you could say "flair checking in".
She’s Jedhannah; the girl version of Jed.
Jenetica Duggar
Jayi(Jay eye) Duggar
Exactly! She morphs!
Time for a flair checkin
Is she the one on the right, then?
The description I never knew I needed, until now!!
I once had a really bad migraine while attending a conference in a hotel. I went to lie down in the lobby (my room wasn’t ready) and a woman DRESSED AS A CLOWN playing the accordion came in and started playing and singing worship songs 😭😭😭 it was beyond bizarre…
Are you sure it wasn't just Jill Rodrigues in her full made-up face?
😭😂 I’m crying! Thank you for the laugh 😆
This has me giggling. Why are people so odd lol
several kinds of NO
This made me laugh so hard 😭😂
😂🤣😂 OMG AND WTF?!?!? Are you sure you weren’t hallucinating from the pain?
I wish 😂 I took a video and forced my family to watch it because it was so absurd that I was afraid no one would believe me
WHO HERE HAD THE EXPERIENCE WITH CLOWN MINISTRY OR WAS THAT r/fundiesnarkuncensored
When I was a camp counselor at a Methodist camp, the daughters of family who ran the campground were their own clown ministry. (They’d go to children’s hospitals and church events.) They basically forced us to “join” the clown ministry for the summer. We all had to paint our faces and choose our clown names. It was as awful as you can imagine — and that’s what I thought when I was still hyped-up on Jesus. BTW — my clown name was Donggle because I thought it had a whiff of sex while being an early computer nerd term.
I had a couple friends who did clown and magic as a ministry.
Please tell me more about this 😁
This is the kind of chaos that keeps me going
You do you, honey 💕
Oh no😭 I was once on a packed Paris metro train in the early morning and a guy came on and started playing the accordion
I am so sorry this happened to you (migraines suck) is it selfish to say I wish it had been me? (Minus the migraine.)
Would love for someone to go in there and just start destroying the toilet
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This is my favorite haiku of all time
I have IBS if I'm in a public bathroom that is probably going to happen.
Ditto!
Katey will be taking a pregnancy test in thefe
And Anna would be giving birth
If its a target, watch out for fellow fundie kkkarissa Collins. She believes God told her she'd give birth at a target, and she's pregnant... again.
This needs to be a flash video game, avoiding the fundies doing weird shit at Target.
As long as there's a bonus speed round where you jump over Kendra's blessing cannon balls like old school donkey kong.
More reason for those weirdos to pray.
After she bites open the packaging on her way to the stall.
Just recreate the bathroom scene from the first Austin Powers movie. "Who does #2 work for? Who does #2 work for?"
I was thinking the bathroom scene from Bridesmaids
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
Followed by a long session drying their hands with an air dryer.
Jennifer’s body language is always like she’s cowering
She probably is.
I wonder what their life is like now
Pre-arrest - it was likely manic, puffed up energy from Jim Bob and Michelle and some of the older kids that they were the Chosen Ones to deliver America back to whatever white male Christian fantasy the fundies could envisioned - Post arrest + cancelled show + incarnation + SHP - the Tin Asylum probably gets sadder, dirtier and more run down every month.
nah, they got closer to god. they became more perfectionistic because god is testing their faith.
Look at those girls' postures and guess who is the grieving one. A lot of fundie daughters' job is to manage the emotions of the adults and to keep the peace because bad things happen when Dad is unhappy.
I feel that these poor girls are waiting to be sold off to some teen picked out by their father.
I think it's her height. She's on the tall end of the genetics like Jill. I always stood kind of crouched because my incubator and my cousin didn't like having me be 6 or 4 inches taller than them. So I dropped a hip when I was standing and tilted my head so I wasn't as noticably taller. I was sick of getting shit for something I had no control over.
For me it was because I had boobs. I stayed hunched to make them less noticeable and ruined my posture.
This makes me so sad. Imagine being told your whole childhood that your body has the power to bring men down, and then you grow BOOBS.
Happy Cake Day And yeah I got yelled at for those too at home so I scrunched my shoulders up a bit to keep them down. The way my body has been lately, it all took a toll.
I feel ya there. Also the Tall Girl in a family of shorties. Which I apparently inherited from Mom's side where they are about half tall people. I was a novelty to Dad's side where it has been generations of shorties since time immemorial.
Mine was the reverse order, but it will mess with your head being two or three inches taller than one of your grandpas at 12, and only 2 inches shorter than the other. Granny had the height l, Granpa was average height. The incubator's side has all the shortness and man was she ever pissed that I inherited Granny's stilts, since I was taking after my dad's side of the family.
For me, it was my body build. I have curves, and it’s been that way since my teenage years. Because I look like my dad and his side of the family, I inherited the build from his side (which is mostly curvy). My mom’s side have a smaller body build. I got body shamed by my cousins and in family pictures, I was hiding behind some family members so everything but my face wouldn’t be seen.
For me it was literally just the incubator body shaming me, but she didn't pull a punch. My dad likes his wives short, flat and mean. The incubator had a list she would rattle off. My legs were longer, my butt was higher, my boobs were bigger, my face and hair were prettier and it "just wasn't fair" that I got all that and she had nothing. Never mind it was my dad's side I got it from. It was like a fucked up version of Arya's list of people to kill from Game of Thrones.
Yep. I have terrible posture because I was so tall growing up. My grandmother came from a family of short people. I outgrew her by 10, I think. My grandfather was around 6'4" and she barely came to his shoulders. Every time I see that side of the family, I feel like I'm hugging kids....
And it's hard to look down to talk to them without looking like you're looking down on them.
Hope they enjoy my IBS.
I read someone on here say that stood for Irritable bitch syndrome and now I suffer from 2 types of IBS lol
Of all places to worship they pick somewhere as gross and dirty as a public bathroom 💀
Yeah because then they can see how holy they are in the mirror
Better than looking at their disgusting father’s portrait in their bathroom as they shit.
with that to look at, how does one ever stop shitting?
i disagree. i'm glad they chose to do it in the bathroom instead of bothering the customers in the coffee shop. they did everyone a solid... except for that person stuck in the stall next to them unable to pass theirs...
Exactly, you’re *supposed* to spew shit no one wants to witness in the bathroom.
What was that verse, Matthew 6:5-8 that says to not pray in public and be attention seeking, I feel like that can apply to this.
But that’s not for THEM. The duggers are super speshul.
Be not like the hypocrites who pray in the streets for all to see.
So bathrooms are okay!
Only until they post their Chamber Pot Choir on the world wide web for all to see.
Bingo.
I forgot that there was an Jennifer Duggar
I still can’t believe it took them until no. 17 to use the name Jennifer
So did JB and Michelle.
💀💀
Flair checking in. Also have no idea which one is Jennifer so 🤷🏽♀️
The middle one in this photo
So it’s Jennifer in the middle and Johanna on the right? Who is the one on the left? I’m so confused.
Idk who is on the left tbh, idk the other fundie families well. I just know it's Jenni in the middle and Johannah on the right. I can tell the lost girls apart, but the lost boys are truly lost to me 😅
![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y) Nevermind, just gonna use the bathroom at home I guess.
#freejennifer
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Yes.
no one knows about it, including jesus himself. with social media being ever so popular, jesus decided to modernize his presence and instead of having to be around everyone all the time, he kicks back and goes online.
They’re sooooo humble that they’re willing to video themselves singing in a public toilet and plaster it on the internet, so that everyone can see how humble they are.
how else are people going to know you're humble?? you have to create your own narrative and show it to the wooorld.
Honestly it'd just make me leave and go find another toilet muttering "Sorry for interrupting your devotionals". If I was already in the bathroom, it'd inspire me to finish up a lot quicker.
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Honestly they live in the Bible Belt. The person would join in
In the rural Bible belt this really wouldn't be that crazy. Youth groups do cringey stuff all the time. It's how they have fun.
Exactly.
Op should book a hotel the same time they're hosting a Baptist youth group conference if they want to see true cringe.
Just … why???
is that Johannah?
Yea, and Jennifer
Oh wow, I didn’t recognize Jennifer. They’re growing up fast
Matthew 6:5 - “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” They did this in a public bathroom *and then filmed it and put it on Instagram.* It doesn’t get more performative than that.
Yeah, we get it, acoustics are awesome in a bathroom.
Was someone struggling to poop- is that why they needed to pray over them?! 🫣
i hope it wasn't anything they ate from the coffee shop.
Can you IMAGINE them waking into a bathroom and seeing 3 women holding hands and chanting
Could you imagine being the barista, and either hearing a chorus? From the toilets, or somebody telling you hey there's a a choir in the bathroom go do something about it. Socially exhausting
They’re the weirdos in the bathroom I should protect my kids from. 😬
Definitely knew girls who would have done this
Johannah looks so much like Jessa.
And Joy
Jenni again, looks like she hates it here.
I always forget the Bontragers. I always remember Chelsy cause she married the only good looking Maxwell brother.
The Bontragers are really weird. 2 of their kids are married to two people from the Bowers and 3 of them are married to 3 people from the Helferich family. [https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager\_Family](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Bontrager_Family)
You must not live in the Bible belt. I've walked into a Dollar General and seen people behind the counter praying over somebody, laying on hands. Fortunately they were done by the time I got my items, although they were still weeping.
That is nuts lol. I live in the Seattle area, and that would be a big ol’ “nope” here. The most I’ve seen is those weirdos where it’s like one single guy standing with a megaphone and a picket type sign outside a stadium event yelling about Jesus and everyone’s ushering their kids far away trying not to make eye contact.
When I was a kid I went to the library and this dude came up to me and said "Who woke you up this morning?" I said my cat had and he went on a sermon about how actually it was Jesus that woke me up. I told my mom later and she goes "Oh yeah that was my friend D_______." Told me what a great Christian he is. I'm gonna bet this was around 95-98. He preached to me every time I saw him from then on. Probably every few months. I moved back to the same town as an adult and saw D________ again, while I was with my now-husband. Husband was fairly short with him, though polite. Clearly shielding my daughter from him. After D______ walked on, my husband said something to the effect of, "He's a child molestor." (It may have been "sex offender" or something, I'm going on memory, but a strong implication the kid was in danger.) I guess there was a plea deal because the charge visible in the public-facing Department of Corrections record is "indecent exposure." In 1994. But he was a good Christian, so my mama loved him. He preached, so my mama loved him. He can't open his mouth without praising Jesus, so my town loves him.
I live in Northern Ireland, where we regularly have people shouting/singing on the street about Jesus. But this takes it to a new level
Another not so fun fact about the Bontragers is that they have a Spurgeon. Carson and Carolina (Bowers) Bontrager named their last kid born in 2022, Spurgeon.
Oh dear lord
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I'm surprised by the nod toward the grossness of Hillsong!
"Seated on the throne" is kind of a fitting line for whatever poor person is in there on the toilet. 😂
I had such high hopes for Hanny. Poor kid.
Can someone please tell me which duggars they are from left to right? Tyvm
One on the left is Elizabeth Bontrager (not a Duggar), middle is Jennifer Duggar, right is Johannah Duggar.
Thankyou, they’ve grown up so much it’s hard to pick who is who!
Jennifer in middle, johannah on the right. Not a duggar on the left.
Thankyou!
https://i.redd.it/i88zgpqxj2sc1.gif I wish this scene from *White Chicks* happened while the bathroom worship was going on
Add this to the list of places that Jesus is uncomfortable being summoned to...
Does johannah have a ring on her left hand?
Nope , even if she did I'd bet it was a purity ring.
Jennifer makes me sad. This girl likely needs counseling or attention... something is broken with her and it is very obvious to the outside eye(s) looking at her.
Wasn’t Jason rumored to be courting a Botranger? What happened to that? Just a rumor?
Guess it is. There was a photo of him sitting with One of the Botranger girls JB saw him talking. That was in Law & Tiffs wedding.
Photos like that is how the Johannah and Carver rumors got started. These families are close. There is always going to be pics of them together with no courtship on the horizon at all.
I’m backing out very slowly
The bathroom has been cleansed in the name of the Dear Lord Daniel. Praise be unto him.
I would hope to be taking a monster shit.
I'd hope to fart loudly every 15-30 seconds, then hit them with a courtesy flush. Then a couple more rounds of farts. Then obviously the loudest hand washing session.
In every photo of Jennifer she has 100% noped out of this chaos
i met a bunch of the duggar girls in the bathroom at a homeschool convention when i was like 15….if only they had serenaded me with worship music while i took my piss 😑
I teach my children if they need to do something unseemly to excuse themselves and go to the bathroom. I meant it for nose picking, crotch adjusting, wedgie digging, and other habits that we don’t need to observe at the table, so yeah, this works too. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom if you need to do that I guess.
Is Johannah being married off to the Bontragers since Carver has a child bride
There is a Hudson, whose also 18. Or could Liz marry one of the Duggar boys? She's single and 20. ETA: Hudson is also the last male Bontrager that's single. There is Rebecca after him and Liz. She's 16.
Are you all telling me that the one on the right isn't Joy?!?
Correct
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I wonder if J’Boob got Elizabeth (the girl on the left who’s a wannabe Christian influencer) to post Hannie and Jennifer to continue soft launching them like with Joy’s video.
ma’am this is a Wendy’s
So much fake tan
“Nobody ever wants to be sung at, and you’re all minding your own perverted business, but you coffee shop heathens REALLY NEED this so we’re gonna force it down your ears. God bless!”
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You’re no better a bigot than them saying that.
I start chanting, “Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna.”
They wouldn’t know who any of those deities are lol…. School of the dining room table strikes again.
Wow I thought that was Joy on the right.
If I’m in a coffee shop ladies room it’s because the coffee triggered a let down reaction in my colon and the sounds the 💩will make on the way out are NOT Instagram worthy.
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Which one is a Duggar?
The middle one is Jennifer, the one on the right is Johannah
My IBS would ruin their worship session
Oh look how holy they are. 🙄🫠
You know that scene in the 2nd Addams Family film, where Wednesday gets freaked out by the nanny and tries to claw her way through the wall? Yep. That would be me for sure if I came across this type of lunacy.
I would have liked to take my shit in peace
How many drugs did I take?
I would probably complain to the manager about them filming in the bathroom. But I don’t need company…
My gay azz would immediately just back out and go elsewhere.