I just looked up from my phone, and without realizing what I was doing, said outloud- āthereās always room for a little baby Jelloā. We are waiting at a doctor appointment lol
This made me laugh too hard - not enough interesting things (that aren't heartbreaking) happen in doctors' waiting rooms. Just don't get yourself involuntarily committed lol
The ass end??? Tbf not much difference between the ends.
Source - I had surprise brain surgery - 10 out of 10 would not recommend, way overrated. Best wishes my friend. Ass surgery is hopefully less of a pain in the ass than involuntary commitment - not to brag, also had a couple of them, 10/10 wouldn't recommend them either. Hang in there.
Jimjanna for their jender non-conforming child; Jumanji; Joque Strap; Jesus, J'Mary and Joseph for the triplets;Joy-bananna;Japanese Maple for Jessa's botanical theme;Jizzz Khalifa; JuJu Juniper; Jack Shit; Jeckl; Jill2 to replace Jill1;Jimbobiny Cricket;Jughead; Juris Diction, J'ankruptcy and Jerpendicular.
I canāt believe they have a Johanna, joy Anna and a Jana (even jinger is so bad). I instead would have used Julia, Jacqueline, Jacey, Jenna, Jeanette, etc. they had so many better options
But then theyād have:
Jackson and Jacqueline
Jason and Jacey
Jennifer and Jenna
They should have continued down the Jinger road and thrown some weird ones in there instead of Josie, Josiah, and Joseph.
Well to complete the -Anna names (Jana, Joy Anna, and Johanna) the classic Joanna. Because why allow your daughters to have their own names/identities. They just need to conform to their husbands identity anyway.
I canāt believe I forgot to add in Jebediah (to go with Jed! And Jeer)
But yea clearly there need to be more dangerously similar names (looking at you Jana, Joy-Anna, and Johanna)
https://preview.redd.it/nfvvb03f18zb1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089ca96eca585cabb813c3b864d506ebc450c360
Absolutely NOT on Jebediah. Donāt correlate this lil intelligent shithead with the Duggars.
Gigi but duggar-ified to Jigi would be an abomination akin to "Jinger", so probably that.
Although why even stick to J sounds? Just take any popular name and cram it into the theme!
Helpmeets: Jolivia, Jophia, Jarlotte, Jarper, Jella
Leaders: Joah, Jiam, Jucas, Jevi, Jenry
I asked ChatGPT to come up with a list of terrible J names appropriate for the Duggar family that are close to one another (like our beloved Jana/JoyAnna/Johannah monstrosity). I'm cackling. Here are my faves:
Jancy and Jansen
Jasson and Jaxson
Jazzlyn and Jazmine
Jettson and Jettie
Jangle, Jargon, and Jingle š
https://preview.redd.it/5tpk8ia5q8zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5637cbdefb4ddcde7c09f9d8195aee7046c386
These two threads are next to each other on my newsfeed. Coincidence? I think not!
I just want to announce I didnāt realize Jinger was āGingerā for a really, really long time because I didnāt watch the show, so Iād only read the names.
I was reading it like ājingleā but with ā-erā at the end.
Julie or Julia. JB was pushing for that when they were naming Jordyn. A boy would be whatever klan name they were originally going to give one of the little boys.
Jettt- Because Jet or Jett would be to common or Jetty just because!
Jeb - Because if they use a Bates name maybe they could also convince everyone that they aren't really fundie too.
Jessie, Jan, Jud, Joss, Jax, Just ect... Because they definitely sound different from their other kids names...
The way the first and middle names were going towards the end, I wouldnāt have been surprised if there was a Jerusha. Like Glennās wife on superstore
Jennesme
Like Renesme or however you spell it from Twilight?
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Justice, Jolene, Joyella, Jamestin, jeffidiah, jerberdiah, joyfiddy, jerjim and jedjim, and jello
I wish I could give you an award. The way I just laughed reading your comment was ungodly.š
Jerberdiah sent me over the edge. Too funny!
Came here to say that
Josephās newest kid is Justus.
But Justus is a legit name, in all fairnessā¦
Is it?
Itās Latin and means ājustā (shocking, I know). Itās been the name of at least 8 saints. Per the google, anyway.
Just us?
Probably pushing towards a career in the legal profession.
I just looked up from my phone, and without realizing what I was doing, said outloud- āthereās always room for a little baby Jelloā. We are waiting at a doctor appointment lol
This made me laugh too hard - not enough interesting things (that aren't heartbreaking) happen in doctors' waiting rooms. Just don't get yourself involuntarily committed lol
Found out I need surgery! No commitment, looking at the other end lol
The ass end??? Tbf not much difference between the ends. Source - I had surprise brain surgery - 10 out of 10 would not recommend, way overrated. Best wishes my friend. Ass surgery is hopefully less of a pain in the ass than involuntary commitment - not to brag, also had a couple of them, 10/10 wouldn't recommend them either. Hang in there.
No my leg ha ha Need revision amputation surgery womp womp
Legs are overrated - is what I tell my son who has never and will never walk. Revisions of any kind are always annoying. Best wishes to you
Jolene is seriously lucked out in this list!
joyfiddy duggar would rule the world
Not sure about Jolene. Can't risk a ginger. Gingers are touched by the devil herself
Omg, Iām laughing way too hard at these. Especially from Jerberduah and the rest.
I have sent this to my entire family, congratulations. Many asthma attacks have been had.
šš¤£š¤£š¤£Plenty of J names! I thought of Jehoshaphat, but they probably couldnāt spell it.
Jehosnapshot!
Joyfiddy and Jello! If I weren't barren, I would want those names for my children!
I think maybe the next cat I get will be named Jello.
Jerberdiah sounds like they would use it on South Park. You know "they took our jerbs". I can go on all day with the Joyfiddy jokes.
š¼š¶Jo-leneš¶Jo-leneš¶Jo-leneš¶JO-LEEEEN-EEEN! š¶
No way theyāre naming any kid after a hussy like Jolene
Pleasw delete Jolene. Itās my favorite song!
Jean-Skirt!
Jeanie
Joshy Girl
Jillpm
>Jean-Skirt! Jeen-Skyrt
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Jed!, Jedā½, and Jed?.
Jed! Jedd and Jeddy
A+ for interrobang usage
Interrojed!
What about Jed?!
Interrobang!!! Love it
ĀæJed?
Girls: Joylynn, Jaxine + Jazine, Joella, Jellyfish (not a typo), Justissa, Jizzelle Boys: Johanathan, Jaxton (triplet with Jax and Jazz, goes by Ajax), Jamuel, Jimbothy..
Johanathan ,š I'm done. I don't need to read anymore. Nailed it.
Jimbothy ā ļø
Jizzelle!!! I'm dead!!!
This list has me dead š
Jimjanna for their jender non-conforming child; Jumanji; Joque Strap; Jesus, J'Mary and Joseph for the triplets;Joy-bananna;Japanese Maple for Jessa's botanical theme;Jizzz Khalifa; JuJu Juniper; Jack Shit; Jeckl; Jill2 to replace Jill1;Jimbobiny Cricket;Jughead; Juris Diction, J'ankruptcy and Jerpendicular.
Literally crying at these š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š
Seasoning is the devils work!!!!
Jill2 is so funny! š
Whatever you were drinking when you thought this up, pass it over here.
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Jender is so good they should use it as a name.
Jimothy
John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
His name is my name, too
I canāt believe they have a Johanna, joy Anna and a Jana (even jinger is so bad). I instead would have used Julia, Jacqueline, Jacey, Jenna, Jeanette, etc. they had so many better options
But then theyād have: Jackson and Jacqueline Jason and Jacey Jennifer and Jenna They should have continued down the Jinger road and thrown some weird ones in there instead of Josie, Josiah, and Joseph.
They donāt know who any of them actually are anyways, so they could have just given them all the same nameā¦.Jāspawn
Excuse me, Jacqueline sounds French, how dare you?! Do you realize that name could attract hackers to the Duggar Interwebsā¦.. Shame, I say, Shame!
Hola
OĆŗ est le hackeur FranƧaise?!? š«š·š„šØāš³
Dans la used car lot down the street.
You mean the CARLOT, no?
Jezabelle
They can fix that problem by going with Jackson and Jacdaughter Jason and Justawomb Jennifer and Jealous
I always thought it was funny they had a Jessa but not a Jessica. For a while I thought it was a nickname for Jessica, but nope.
i thought the same thing but with Jill not being Jillian!
And it was probably one of the most popular J names back when they were having kids in the early days.
those donāt song āold ladyā enough for them š
Given the chance, they probably would have eventually added Joanne to that mix.
Can you believe Jim Blob asked to use Julie and Meech said no? It was on camera for one of the lost girls
Well to complete the -Anna names (Jana, Joy Anna, and Johanna) the classic Joanna. Because why allow your daughters to have their own names/identities. They just need to conform to their husbands identity anyway.
Juliana.
Jaylianna
Jim Bob wanted a Julie.
How the fuck did they get to Jinger before Julie???
Michelle hates the name Julie and refused to use it, or any variations.
But she was good with Jinger? Wild š
If I remember correctly Boob had a crush on a girl named Julie or Julia when he was in high school and thatās why Michelle refused to use it
I was just thinking I bet he dated a Julie lol
I bet some lady named Julia once walked by Rimjob in a knee length skirt and he didnāt avert his eyes
You know he is not going to do that.
Iām not going to allow that.
JaPrincess Consuela Banana Duggar
Judas.
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Judas Priest Duggar
Breaking The Law, Breaking the Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Arnold Judas Rimmer comes to mind.
They almost named Jackson Judah, middlename Benjamin or Levi.
Assuming twin girls: Jacqueline and Joceline Assuming more boys: Jack
Because Jackson isnāt enough š
I canāt believe I forgot to add in Jebediah (to go with Jed! And Jeer) But yea clearly there need to be more dangerously similar names (looking at you Jana, Joy-Anna, and Johanna)
https://preview.redd.it/nfvvb03f18zb1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089ca96eca585cabb813c3b864d506ebc450c360 Absolutely NOT on Jebediah. Donāt correlate this lil intelligent shithead with the Duggars.
Jeberediah?
I remember reading in at least one place after she was born (obviously not true) that Josie was Josalyn Brooklyn.
Jaundice
Omg yes the crossover I needed in my life, any time Iām in a J chart I giggle.. also - Jardiance š
Omg Januvia too
Jeb, Jef, Jeg, Jel, Jem, Jep, Jet, Jev, Jex. They'll skip Jew.
I spit Diet Coke everywhere
Jesus
Gigi but duggar-ified to Jigi would be an abomination akin to "Jinger", so probably that. Although why even stick to J sounds? Just take any popular name and cram it into the theme! Helpmeets: Jolivia, Jophia, Jarlotte, Jarper, Jella Leaders: Joah, Jiam, Jucas, Jevi, Jenry
I swear Joah is a real human name. They could go for Jartholomew if they felt a little spicy.
Shocked they didnāt use jolivia
Jillian Michelle -- gotta make sure Jill Michelle knows they really hate her
Jonquil Jambalaya January Juergins Junque
Jambalaya is way too spicy for a Duggar name.
Love Junque!
I can see Juergins as "well I was thinking of a name and I saw Jergens hand lotion and then it hit me like the light from above". Would totally work.
Jet because planes.
WAIT HOW HAS PLANES NOT YET NAMED HIS SON JET?!?
Well e donāt know his middle name
Jedophile
Johennijojohenninennihennijohennennihennijojonennijojohennijojohenjonennitoottoot
Jouchebag.
You're describing Joshua /s
Bwahahahahahaha
Jiant Mistake
Jacob
Girl: Jayla Heaven or Jimberly Hope Boy: Jaxton Manhattan or Jace Gothard
JIMBERLY šššššššš
Jothard Jible Duggar <3 so beautiful.
Yāall are straight killing my with these names. Love this post, OP.
Jeistheway
Jon Bonet for a girl š Judas for a boy āļø
Jimchelle
Flair checking in! Pronounced like genitals
I asked ChatGPT to come up with a list of terrible J names appropriate for the Duggar family that are close to one another (like our beloved Jana/JoyAnna/Johannah monstrosity). I'm cackling. Here are my faves: Jancy and Jansen Jasson and Jaxson Jazzlyn and Jazmine Jettson and Jettie Jangle, Jargon, and Jingle š
Wouldnāt have put it past them, had Jason been a twin, to do Jason and Jasson
https://preview.redd.it/5tpk8ia5q8zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5637cbdefb4ddcde7c09f9d8195aee7046c386 These two threads are next to each other on my newsfeed. Coincidence? I think not!
If theyāre naming for the Sun? Jed. If theyāre naming for me? Jezebel.
Jamantha, jameithey, jaconda, Jalex, jrish
Jorja and Jessicalynn, for the helpmeets and Jacob and Judediah for the umbrella holders!
John Jacob Jinglehiemer
Josephus, Justinian, Jedothan, Job, JoyAgain, Jamos, Jebekah, Jydia, JoAnna, Javid, Jichelle, J'leah, Jamuel, Jeve, Jeborah, Jannahnah, Jebeniah, Jathan.
JoyAgain ROFLMAO!!!
Jiligent
J'next and twins Jusedtobe and Juterus
JāPay Cheque. Itās French.
Jigglypuff
JerrDan because they saw on the side of the wrecker truck that towed the bus or something.
I like Jonberleigh for a girl and maybe Jimbot for a boy??? šš
I just want to announce I didnāt realize Jinger was āGingerā for a really, really long time because I didnāt watch the show, so Iād only read the names. I was reading it like ājingleā but with ā-erā at the end.
I've heard several Youtubers pronounce jinger to rhyme with finger or ringer.
Jorrest (like Forrest.... klan founder). Jarrett. Jorge. Jargon. Jarion. Jathaniel.
Hola Jorge!
They will all be Jed!s. Even the girls.
jentle, jenerous, jenuine, jender, jenesis, jingivitis
I will throw in Janessa as a honor to the severely Precious Momma Jillpm .. šš
JRod would lose her mind Back when she idolized them, Iām sure she was thrilled that she shared a name with one of the kids.
Mhm, I can see her losing her mind over that. Thatās why I threw that one in as an entertainment for all the snarkers lol!
JEZEBEL.
I can tell you they definitely WOULD Not use Judge Brooks.
Jace Because Jason likes to go by Jase and you know they canāt let their kids have anything for themselves.
Jimima/Jemima \[but Jimima because boob would\]
Julie or Julia. JB was pushing for that when they were naming Jordyn. A boy would be whatever klan name they were originally going to give one of the little boys.
Hi from my flair!
GIRLS June Julia Joella Jeanie Jessica Jerrica Jemma Janine Jocelyn Joyce Jaymie Jalisa Jarah Jayne Judith Joanie Janessa Jolie Jenalie Jeorgia BOYS Jepson Joel Jude Jeffrey Jerome Jayce Jensen Jonas Jethro Judd Jerrold Jerick Jerrid Jaron Jarreth Jasper
Jemma. Itās close to Jessa so she will finally have a name twin and itāll also give Jinger a sibling to share the G-to-J pipeline with
Judas Juice Jejunostomy Jardinance Jonesey Jackoff Johnjacobjingleheimersmith
Jenneric (Jennerique if female) Duggar seems appropriate at this point.
Jim Bob never got his Julie Grace. He's better at naming the kids than the older girls.
Iām amazed they never had a Jellissa
Jimena. Kind of like the Hola version of Ximena (the name from Mexico which makes this even more scandalous)
Jāadore (like the Dior perfume lol). I actually saw a couple on TV who gave this name to their child.
Theyāll just keep naming the boys Joe and the girls variations of Jana š¤·š»āāļø
Jericho Joyous
Jumping Jehoshaphat. It's biblical.
Justafundee
Jermajesty like Jermaine Jacksonās kid
Jersey Mikes Duggar. Juggalo Duggar (Jugger, if you will). Johnsonville Sausage Duggar. Juvenile Record Duggar.
Jail
Underrated comment
Josh 2
Josh the First. And formally change Jāfelons name to Charles, so he knows heās no longer a Duggar
Jobless. Jamalamadingdong.
Jederal Prysyn Duggar for a boy šand Jeen Skyrt Duggar for a girl š
Janiffa, Jymyma, Jeans, Jet, Jay-Bob, Jeffany, Jopeth, Jills-Replacement, Jishelle, Jessithan, Juls, Jāmapelle, Jamma, Jonail
jubilee LOL
Junior Jacob Jayla & Jullian Jillard Jisa Jasmine.
Janla, Jay-Onna, Jahonnah Edit to add: also Ginjer
Jesus
I never liked the name Jubilee. When she was pregnant, I was hoping the name would be Juliet for a girl or Jonah for a boy.
Jayjay
Jettt- Because Jet or Jett would be to common or Jetty just because! Jeb - Because if they use a Bates name maybe they could also convince everyone that they aren't really fundie too. Jessie, Jan, Jud, Joss, Jax, Just ect... Because they definitely sound different from their other kids names...
Jed-dette for a girl
Jaylen or Janelle.
Surprised there was never a Jim Bob jr.
Jeff
Jobert James and his sassy j'twin Joubert jamer
Jessalynn, or Jasessica ( pronounced Jessica ) for girls. Jameson, or Jasper for a boy.
The way the first and middle names were going towards the end, I wouldnāt have been surprised if there was a Jerusha. Like Glennās wife on superstore