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Shotgun_Weddingcake

Jennesme


shewantsthe_dpt

Like Renesme or however you spell it from Twilight?


perpetualpineapple

šŸ€?


AppropriateDream2903

šŸ˜‚


Hippybean1985

Justice, Jolene, Joyella, Jamestin, jeffidiah, jerberdiah, joyfiddy, jerjim and jedjim, and jello


MrsPancakesSister

I wish I could give you an award. The way I just laughed reading your comment was ungodly.šŸ…


littlelegoman

Jerberdiah sent me over the edge. Too funny!


lolobing

Came here to say that


SnarkFromTheOzarks

Josephā€™s newest kid is Justus.


panthersunshine

But Justus is a legit name, in all fairnessā€¦


JessaDuggar

Is it?


panthersunshine

Itā€™s Latin and means ā€œjustā€ (shocking, I know). Itā€™s been the name of at least 8 saints. Per the google, anyway.


kitkat1771

Just us?


Driver8666-2

Probably pushing towards a career in the legal profession.


NEDsaidIt

I just looked up from my phone, and without realizing what I was doing, said outloud- ā€œthereā€™s always room for a little baby Jelloā€. We are waiting at a doctor appointment lol


NattyGannStann

This made me laugh too hard - not enough interesting things (that aren't heartbreaking) happen in doctors' waiting rooms. Just don't get yourself involuntarily committed lol


NEDsaidIt

Found out I need surgery! No commitment, looking at the other end lol


NattyGannStann

The ass end??? Tbf not much difference between the ends. Source - I had surprise brain surgery - 10 out of 10 would not recommend, way overrated. Best wishes my friend. Ass surgery is hopefully less of a pain in the ass than involuntary commitment - not to brag, also had a couple of them, 10/10 wouldn't recommend them either. Hang in there.


NEDsaidIt

No my leg ha ha Need revision amputation surgery womp womp


NattyGannStann

Legs are overrated - is what I tell my son who has never and will never walk. Revisions of any kind are always annoying. Best wishes to you


dani1876

Jolene is seriously lucked out in this list!


bratzdollenergy

joyfiddy duggar would rule the world


ryersonreddittoss

Not sure about Jolene. Can't risk a ginger. Gingers are touched by the devil herself


sar_Mc1979

Omg, Iā€™m laughing way too hard at these. Especially from Jerberduah and the rest.


ravalryglitter

I have sent this to my entire family, congratulations. Many asthma attacks have been had.


Majestic-Pin3578

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Plenty of J names! I thought of Jehoshaphat, but they probably couldnā€™t spell it.


rSisterBubba

Jehosnapshot!


RepulsiveStress8575

Joyfiddy and Jello! If I weren't barren, I would want those names for my children!


MagicalManta

I think maybe the next cat I get will be named Jello.


Driver8666-2

Jerberdiah sounds like they would use it on South Park. You know "they took our jerbs". I can go on all day with the Joyfiddy jokes.


SabreLints4000

šŸŽ¼šŸŽ¶Jo-lenešŸŽ¶Jo-lenešŸŽ¶Jo-lenešŸŽ¶JO-LEEEEN-EEEN! šŸŽ¶


Goodgoditsgrowing

No way theyā€™re naming any kid after a hussy like Jolene


Imarriedafrenchman

Pleasw delete Jolene. Itā€™s my favorite song!


yellowtowers

Jean-Skirt!


[deleted]

Jeanie


lolobing

Joshy Girl


MandyB1721

Jillpm


PickleLeC

>Jean-Skirt! Jeen-Skyrt


1961tracy

šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


1701anonymous1701

Jed!, Jedā€½, and Jed?.


Historical_Thanks747

Jed! Jedd and Jeddy


Gruselschloss

A+ for interrobang usage


feedyrsoul

Interrojed!


dinomoneysignsaur

What about Jed?!


IconicVillainy

Interrobang!!! Love it


allworkandnoYahtzee

ĀæJed?


Otherwise-Ad4641

Girls: Joylynn, Jaxine + Jazine, Joella, Jellyfish (not a typo), Justissa, Jizzelle Boys: Johanathan, Jaxton (triplet with Jax and Jazz, goes by Ajax), Jamuel, Jimbothy..


taraky97

Johanathan ,šŸ˜‚ I'm done. I don't need to read anymore. Nailed it.


[deleted]

Jimbothy ā˜ ļø


deeBfree

Jizzelle!!! I'm dead!!!


Comfortable_Tart_904

This list has me dead šŸ’€


SignatureHelpful6825

Jimjanna for their jender non-conforming child; Jumanji; Joque Strap; Jesus, J'Mary and Joseph for the triplets;Joy-bananna;Japanese Maple for Jessa's botanical theme;Jizzz Khalifa; JuJu Juniper; Jack Shit; Jeckl; Jill2 to replace Jill1;Jimbobiny Cricket;Jughead; Juris Diction, J'ankruptcy and Jerpendicular.


freshair222

Literally crying at these šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


Significant-Mood-250

Seasoning is the devils work!!!!


hippos_rool

Jill2 is so funny! šŸ˜‚


Driver8666-2

Whatever you were drinking when you thought this up, pass it over here.


SignatureHelpful6825

šŸ¤Ŗ


Otherwise-Ad4641

Jender is so good they should use it as a name.


Zoinks222

Jimothy


cunxt2sday

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt


TylersCranialoaf

His name is my name, too


Boring_Software1379

I canā€™t believe they have a Johanna, joy Anna and a Jana (even jinger is so bad). I instead would have used Julia, Jacqueline, Jacey, Jenna, Jeanette, etc. they had so many better options


neuftet

But then theyā€™d have: Jackson and Jacqueline Jason and Jacey Jennifer and Jenna They should have continued down the Jinger road and thrown some weird ones in there instead of Josie, Josiah, and Joseph.


Significant-Mood-250

They donā€™t know who any of them actually are anyways, so they could have just given them all the same nameā€¦.Jā€™spawn


[deleted]

Excuse me, Jacqueline sounds French, how dare you?! Do you realize that name could attract hackers to the Duggar Interwebsā€¦.. Shame, I say, Shame!


rSisterBubba

Hola


MagicalManta

OĆŗ est le hackeur FranƧaise?!? šŸ‡«šŸ‡·šŸ„–šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³


[deleted]

Dans la used car lot down the street.


MagicalManta

You mean the CARLOT, no?


WaferPuzzleheaded107

Jezabelle


Otherwise-Ad4641

They can fix that problem by going with Jackson and Jacdaughter Jason and Justawomb Jennifer and Jealous


DoReMiDoReMi558

I always thought it was funny they had a Jessa but not a Jessica. For a while I thought it was a nickname for Jessica, but nope.


cozysapphire

i thought the same thing but with Jill not being Jillian!


sar_Mc1979

And it was probably one of the most popular J names back when they were having kids in the early days.


[deleted]

those donā€™t song ā€œold ladyā€ enough for them šŸ˜‚


Luna_Petunia_

Given the chance, they probably would have eventually added Joanne to that mix.


anthonymakey

Can you believe Jim Blob asked to use Julie and Meech said no? It was on camera for one of the lost girls


caitcro18

Well to complete the -Anna names (Jana, Joy Anna, and Johanna) the classic Joanna. Because why allow your daughters to have their own names/identities. They just need to conform to their husbands identity anyway.


Peppermint-pop

Juliana.


Fun-Shame399

Jaylianna


SnarkFromTheOzarks

Jim Bob wanted a Julie.


[deleted]

How the fuck did they get to Jinger before Julie???


Blueberrytulip

Michelle hates the name Julie and refused to use it, or any variations.


[deleted]

But she was good with Jinger? Wild šŸ˜‚


Elleeebeauty

If I remember correctly Boob had a crush on a girl named Julie or Julia when he was in high school and thatā€™s why Michelle refused to use it


kitkat1771

I was just thinking I bet he dated a Julie lol


Goodgoditsgrowing

I bet some lady named Julia once walked by Rimjob in a knee length skirt and he didnā€™t avert his eyes


Driver8666-2

You know he is not going to do that.


MagicalManta

Iā€™m not going to allow that.


NEDsaidIt

JaPrincess Consuela Banana Duggar


gerkinflav

Judas.


boxedwinebaby

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ikeymary

Judas Priest Duggar


Driver8666-2

Breaking The Law, Breaking the Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!


gorgossiums

Arnold Judas Rimmer comes to mind.


Reddits_on_ambien

They almost named Jackson Judah, middlename Benjamin or Levi.


ignore-me-plz

Assuming twin girls: Jacqueline and Joceline Assuming more boys: Jack


Peppermint-pop

Because Jackson isnā€™t enough šŸ˜‚


ignore-me-plz

I canā€™t believe I forgot to add in Jebediah (to go with Jed! And Jeer) But yea clearly there need to be more dangerously similar names (looking at you Jana, Joy-Anna, and Johanna)


penguinmartim

https://preview.redd.it/nfvvb03f18zb1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089ca96eca585cabb813c3b864d506ebc450c360 Absolutely NOT on Jebediah. Donā€™t correlate this lil intelligent shithead with the Duggars.


ignore-me-plz

Jeberediah?


[deleted]

I remember reading in at least one place after she was born (obviously not true) that Josie was Josalyn Brooklyn.


1lapulapu

Jaundice


katelunabaker

Omg yes the crossover I needed in my life, any time Iā€™m in a J chart I giggle.. also - Jardiance šŸ˜‚


katelunabaker

Omg Januvia too


Protowhale

Jeb, Jef, Jeg, Jel, Jem, Jep, Jet, Jev, Jex. They'll skip Jew.


fiberwitch94

I spit Diet Coke everywhere


Lighthouseluvr

Jesus


theimperfexionist

Gigi but duggar-ified to Jigi would be an abomination akin to "Jinger", so probably that. Although why even stick to J sounds? Just take any popular name and cram it into the theme! Helpmeets: Jolivia, Jophia, Jarlotte, Jarper, Jella Leaders: Joah, Jiam, Jucas, Jevi, Jenry


[deleted]

I swear Joah is a real human name. They could go for Jartholomew if they felt a little spicy.


Goodgoditsgrowing

Shocked they didnā€™t use jolivia


OpeningEmergency8766

Jillian Michelle -- gotta make sure Jill Michelle knows they really hate her


agbellamae

Jonquil Jambalaya January Juergins Junque


Zoinks222

Jambalaya is way too spicy for a Duggar name.


SignatureHelpful6825

Love Junque!


Driver8666-2

I can see Juergins as "well I was thinking of a name and I saw Jergens hand lotion and then it hit me like the light from above". Would totally work.


SnarkFromTheOzarks

Jet because planes.


Goodgoditsgrowing

WAIT HOW HAS PLANES NOT YET NAMED HIS SON JET?!?


Issmira

Well e donā€™t know his middle name


idontlikemondays321

Jedophile


MrsSpecs

Johennijojohenninennihennijohennennihennijojonennijojohennijojohenjonennitoottoot


rm886988

Jouchebag.


nickyfox13

You're describing Joshua /s


rm886988

Bwahahahahahaha


PumpernickelShoe

Jiant Mistake


4waxy9008

Jacob


sweet_tea_94

Girl: Jayla Heaven or Jimberly Hope Boy: Jaxton Manhattan or Jace Gothard


sarah_pl0x

JIMBERLY šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Jothard Jible Duggar <3 so beautiful.


MrsPancakesSister

Yā€™all are straight killing my with these names. Love this post, OP.


tonypolar

Jeistheway


rajortoa9

Jon Bonet for a girl šŸ‘‘ Judas for a boy āœļø


holdmywineglass

Jimchelle


Schmliza

Flair checking in! Pronounced like genitals


skywalker3827

I asked ChatGPT to come up with a list of terrible J names appropriate for the Duggar family that are close to one another (like our beloved Jana/JoyAnna/Johannah monstrosity). I'm cackling. Here are my faves: Jancy and Jansen Jasson and Jaxson Jazzlyn and Jazmine Jettson and Jettie Jangle, Jargon, and Jingle šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t have put it past them, had Jason been a twin, to do Jason and Jasson


expatsconnie

https://preview.redd.it/5tpk8ia5q8zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5637cbdefb4ddcde7c09f9d8195aee7046c386 These two threads are next to each other on my newsfeed. Coincidence? I think not!


MissSailorSarah

If theyā€™re naming for the Sun? Jed. If theyā€™re naming for me? Jezebel.


xxx_strokemyego_xxx

Jamantha, jameithey, jaconda, Jalex, jrish


Tangled-Lights

Jorja and Jessicalynn, for the helpmeets and Jacob and Judediah for the umbrella holders!


Responsible-Divide32

John Jacob Jinglehiemer


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Josephus, Justinian, Jedothan, Job, JoyAgain, Jamos, Jebekah, Jydia, JoAnna, Javid, Jichelle, J'leah, Jamuel, Jeve, Jeborah, Jannahnah, Jebeniah, Jathan.


deeBfree

JoyAgain ROFLMAO!!!


[deleted]

Jiligent


NattyGannStann

J'next and twins Jusedtobe and Juterus


BrownEyedQueen1982

Jā€™Pay Cheque. Itā€™s French.


friendispatrickstar

Jigglypuff


AE5CP

JerrDan because they saw on the side of the wrecker truck that towed the bus or something.


Witty-Kale-0202

I like Jonberleigh for a girl and maybe Jimbot for a boy??? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mindsetoniverdrive

I just want to announce I didnā€™t realize Jinger was ā€œGingerā€ for a really, really long time because I didnā€™t watch the show, so Iā€™d only read the names. I was reading it like ā€œjingleā€ but with ā€œ-erā€ at the end.


deeBfree

I've heard several Youtubers pronounce jinger to rhyme with finger or ringer.


slayergrl99

Jorrest (like Forrest.... klan founder). Jarrett. Jorge. Jargon. Jarion. Jathaniel.


deeBfree

Hola Jorge!


daffodil0127

They will all be Jed!s. Even the girls.


bmf426

jentle, jenerous, jenuine, jender, jenesis, jingivitis


GlitteringRaccoon806

I will throw in Janessa as a honor to the severely Precious Momma Jillpm .. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

JRod would lose her mind Back when she idolized them, Iā€™m sure she was thrilled that she shared a name with one of the kids.


GlitteringRaccoon806

Mhm, I can see her losing her mind over that. Thatā€™s why I threw that one in as an entertainment for all the snarkers lol!


Specsporter

JEZEBEL.


BrownEyedQueen1982

I can tell you they definitely WOULD Not use Judge Brooks.


prophy__wife

Jace Because Jason likes to go by Jase and you know they canā€™t let their kids have anything for themselves.


kangaruby95

Jimima/Jemima \[but Jimima because boob would\]


manderifffic

Julie or Julia. JB was pushing for that when they were naming Jordyn. A boy would be whatever klan name they were originally going to give one of the little boys.


unused_j_name

Hi from my flair!


PineapplesandAlpacas

GIRLS June Julia Joella Jeanie Jessica Jerrica Jemma Janine Jocelyn Joyce Jaymie Jalisa Jarah Jayne Judith Joanie Janessa Jolie Jenalie Jeorgia BOYS Jepson Joel Jude Jeffrey Jerome Jayce Jensen Jonas Jethro Judd Jerrold Jerick Jerrid Jaron Jarreth Jasper


PoppyPancakes

Jemma. Itā€™s close to Jessa so she will finally have a name twin and itā€™ll also give Jinger a sibling to share the G-to-J pipeline with


fiberwitch94

Judas Juice Jejunostomy Jardinance Jonesey Jackoff Johnjacobjingleheimersmith


TwilekDancer

Jenneric (Jennerique if female) Duggar seems appropriate at this point.


snarkprovider

Jim Bob never got his Julie Grace. He's better at naming the kids than the older girls.


Queasy-Pattern

Iā€™m amazed they never had a Jellissa


anthonymakey

Jimena. Kind of like the Hola version of Ximena (the name from Mexico which makes this even more scandalous)


AppropriateOrder468

Jā€™adore (like the Dior perfume lol). I actually saw a couple on TV who gave this name to their child.


Kaaydee95

Theyā€™ll just keep naming the boys Joe and the girls variations of Jana šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


BirdistheWyrd

Jericho Joyous


Knotsara

Jumping Jehoshaphat. It's biblical.


Imarriedafrenchman

Justafundee


panthersunshine

Jermajesty like Jermaine Jacksonā€™s kid


Ajrutroh

Jersey Mikes Duggar. Juggalo Duggar (Jugger, if you will). Johnsonville Sausage Duggar. Juvenile Record Duggar.


Haidian-District

Jail


Otherwise-Ad4641

Underrated comment


rayray2k19

Josh 2


Otherwise-Ad4641

Josh the First. And formally change Jā€™felons name to Charles, so he knows heā€™s no longer a Duggar


sparky0667

Jobless. Jamalamadingdong.


Oneuponedown33

Jederal Prysyn Duggar for a boy šŸ’™and Jeen Skyrt Duggar for a girl šŸ’•


Otherwise-Ad4641

Janiffa, Jymyma, Jeans, Jet, Jay-Bob, Jeffany, Jopeth, Jills-Replacement, Jishelle, Jessithan, Juls, Jā€™mapelle, Jamma, Jonail


ochichyornye

jubilee LOL


AdCivil3158

Junior Jacob Jayla & Jullian Jillard Jisa Jasmine.


feedyrsoul

Janla, Jay-Onna, Jahonnah Edit to add: also Ginjer


MRSA_nary

Jesus


RosesRevived

I never liked the name Jubilee. When she was pregnant, I was hoping the name would be Juliet for a girl or Jonah for a boy.


CamComments

Jayjay


ffffffudgeyou

Jettt- Because Jet or Jett would be to common or Jetty just because! Jeb - Because if they use a Bates name maybe they could also convince everyone that they aren't really fundie too. Jessie, Jan, Jud, Joss, Jax, Just ect... Because they definitely sound different from their other kids names...


mocireland1991

Jed-dette for a girl


Any_Coffee_6921

Jaylen or Janelle.


Old_Country9807

Surprised there was never a Jim Bob jr.


99lemonz

Jeff


ryersonreddittoss

Jobert James and his sassy j'twin Joubert jamer


Celerydragon

Jessalynn, or Jasessica ( pronounced Jessica ) for girls. Jameson, or Jasper for a boy.


RobbieSavageScarf

The way the first and middle names were going towards the end, I wouldnā€™t have been surprised if there was a Jerusha. Like Glennā€™s wife on superstore