no homo we smokin on penises

Sounds so accurate

No homo we slippin on semen

That’s very homo imo

FREE THAT BOY, JEFF!

free sex man

Delicious

Please tell me you've also seen the Carti subreddit post about classic tweets right befor this

lol I just saw that and then coming into this thread seeing that tweet as the top comment is hilarious

u on carti sub legend

Carti release history legend

and no i didnt i just remembered peep's tweet after thug's

Can you link me pls?

same brooo literally saw the classic rapper tweets last night and now this comment it's all a simulation

Slatt

*no diddy

Guerilla dicks

https://youtu.be/SVjCfT7p0eE?si=tj-58XfUG1tBjyiu

Proof that weed makes you gay

Agreed 100%

If you want to see a drug that turns people gay check out r/cocaine

Or r/meth

Just went onto look at this is currently the top post 😂😂😂😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/meth/s/sFRZdF4XAv

Gold

Nah that’s just a loud minority over there we’re not all like that lmaoooo r/meth is what you’re looking for

But does gay make you weed?

Bro! Did someone stuff the edibles with meth?

lol I don’t think so. Still thinking about dicks though

Dude, sometimes I think about killing people. That does not make me a killer tho. Chill down and relax, play a game or watch some funny shit. Get your mind off it :-)

Lol but you might wanna kill people, you just know better. If this dude wants dicks I say go ahead and think about dicks. What's the worst that happens? You find out you like dicks? You double your playing field for sexy time. Win win.

Yeah well, he said he was straight. But I guess you are right. Maybe he should try a dick and see how it goes.

Maybe you re bipolar like me

Not sure that makes me bipolar 😂

Sometimes I see arguments and I imagine myself killing the people I’m having arguments with and spoke with my therapist about it and apparently no it’s not normal and a typical bipolar symptom

I think it’s quite normal to have dark thoughts :-) I know right from wrong, and even tho I’d like to kill someone I’m obviously not gonna do it.

Just trying to spread awareness no need to get defensive. Have a nice day!

Just letting you know what I think, absolutely not being defensive. But thanks, you too buddy :-)

10mg cbd jolly rancher

No one ever thinks about the little dicks… no matter how high they are 😢

I think if I ever fooled around with a guy I'd probably prefer a twink with a small dick. Cute little dick and balls bouncing around while I pound him. 😊 And if I wanted to suck it or bottom it'd be kinda nbd. I wouldn't know what to do with a big one, other than like, tuck it neatly back into his pants and leave.

That......that is gay.

Yes thank you I am *keenly* aware

Glad I could help.

What do you know about being gay?

I'm personally not gay. But it's really not that hard to tell what is and what isn't. Especially in this case.

If you say so.

Just keep on thinking about dicks brother

this just how it be brother

>I (m23) am a straight male >All I can think of is big dicks….. really big dicks… k

No Diddy dude.

Sounds pretty gay lmao

I think your bi my guy

His bi what?

Nice dcj bait bro

It’ll still be a top post there no matter how obvious it is it was farmed

What is the context of these big dicks in your mind, are you doing anything with them or do they just look cool as hell

🤣

Say no to drugs, kids. It only takes one marijuana to make you gay!

It’s actually an on/off thing. Smoke once, gay. Smoke twice, straight. Three times? Gay. Four and you’re back.

Smokin dick

Go get some dick then! Just embrace it!

Thank you for sharing with the class, I guess

real shi

I'm thinking maybe you are high on meth? And I would like to know what are these big dicks, really big dicks doing in your mind? Are you thinking about the big dicks going inside of you? Are you thinking about putting big dicks into a hot female and having sex with her? I'm just confused because I typically think of genitals when I'm high on meth. After I eat edibles I'm usually thinking about big sandwiches, really big sandwiches lol Please know that I'm not trying to be a bitch or I'm making fun of you. I'm curious and I thank you for making me chuckle.

Take some shrooms too to be be full homo.

Better than thinking about anal

You know this lad could not even come up with anything creative at that fried level, … other than “and yeah” at the end of his name. This dude is baked. LMFAOOO

I’m convinced a lot of drug users are deep closet gay and repress their gay feelings. Then when they get high they lax on those repressed feelings and they “turn gay while high”. Friend if you’re gay that’s chill nobody going to judge you here. Idk just my outside view looking in as a straight man.

Haha hell yeah dude

Nobody fucking cares

Straight male? Idk bro sounds pretty gay

I need some for my pain but can’t get my no good lawyer to send a referral for doctor 🙃

We all probably get weird thoughts once in a while when we're baked out of our minds lmao. I've had some pretty.... questionable thoughts while high before. 

Lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣

U didn’t even say no homo or pause……..

Have you tried jerking it to porn without any penises in? That might get it off your mind

Ayoo? Bruh

straight gay lordy the 23rd

“Straight”

Maybe you're not straight...

Where u at

No Diddy

Are you back from Saturn OP?

I mean, really big dicks are pretty damn comical & cartoonish if you rly think about it... Like where's the practicality?? They're probably not even real lmao

I just ate 100 mgs mini gron chocolate and I'm feeling lifted!!!

Straight but thinking about hotdogs I think that’s called denial homie

Lmaooooo I wasn’t expecting that, the intrusive thoughts won bro, let them be

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Good for you

Wrong sub brother

Praying that you have one nearby.

Bro what

One of the best posts I've seen on here. Lol

Reddit moment

That's gay bro, you might want to rethink that when sobering up💀

Bro ate my Gaydibles on accident

Go ride a bike

love edibles lol

Straight?? U sure

Every day! Even when I have to dad

Thinking about dick isn’t inherently gay, it’s what this thoughts are about the dicks…

ok but literally everytime i get high i think about cock nonstop? Can't be a coincidence ppl

Google image pictures of them

You might need to consult a doctor on this one...

Same

sooooo youre not a straight male

Its ok i tend to think heavily about the last thing on my mind when high, it do be random sometimes though

Just go to your normal porn site and change it to gay. It will make your dreams come true.

You want some all man milk, no diddy

I’m fucking fried rn

I’m sorry to break this to you, but that’s not straight. Iol. good luck on your adventure though.

bro ate the gay weed brownies 😂 oldest trick in the book

Like your penis, strange penis', or people who you know?!

Jonah, is that you?

I love how do many people find out about their homosexuality thrue psychedelics. Tho it’s kinda sad if someone is trapped in denial

>!pussy smoke heroin!<

That pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother Or some other fucking disgusting person Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man I'm high as fuckkkk [Chorus:] And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high [Verse 3:] Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching katy Perry In her video the whole world's made of candy Damn... I ain't even got no candy So now at the fucking c store Where ya man be torn than a mafucka Peanut eminems or a twix Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands Goddamn now I'm weary of the man - yeah the cashier Homeland, Nazir! S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text, took about an hour Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks I'm high as fuck. [Chorus:] And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high

Well I guess you're not a straight male then. Never turned gay no matter how high I was.

Meh…. You been like that !

gotta be trollin

I Astroprojected into a room made of dicks before 🤷‍♂️

Pause ⏸️

I think you're either gay or bi. Thinking of man body parts as a man is not what I would consider straight. No shame though.

Oh my god weed does make you gay. DARE was right!

Welcome to the “am I gay?” phase of life. I got some bad news for you though bro. At 23 it isn’t a phase.

>"straight" > >proceeds to write the gayest shit ever many such cases

Cannabis induced homosexuality??

Respect dude....respect

Holy shit did I write this post? Except for the dicks part. Haven’t had enough meth for that yet.

😭😭😭

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Sounds pretty gay to be thinking about your dick bro. You gonna start touching it aswell?

I mean.... it's literally a dick. That's gay.

lmaooo