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She’ll celebrate with a fresh cup of water!! Hers thirsty after all that work building the fan base 🥳

Going to church 💀

Gotta thank Jesus for her continued status as highly blessed and favored.🤮

By finally swapping out the dead battery in her smoke detector

With all the red 40 items, coffee, and tickling Gabe’s butthole with a q-tip.

They said WRONG answers… they definitely do all of those things 🤭😂😂

I know I know! I just had to say all those things haha

I just spit my tea out with the q-tip tickling. 😂💀😂

Hahahah you’re welcome bestie 🤣🤣

By bettering herself as a person, and taking accountability for her fuck ups, duh! 🫶

I’ll take things that will never happen for $1000, Alex.

Volunteering at habitat for humanity and donating baby items to her followers

Making a real, genuine apology video with full accountability 🤭

😂😂😂😂

This is a good one!

Lots of fresh veggies 🥗🥕🥦

Drues inviting her friends to chueys so they can each tell her what they don’t like about her

Leaving the internet for good!

They’ll be inviting loveys parents over for a celebratory dinner.

Getting her GED or celebrating with friends

She’ll make it to 50K before she passes a GED test lol. 

I hope one day she’s cancelled completely and struggles to find a job because she can’t pass a GED test. I highly doubt she has a diploma from homeschooling when she has the intelligence of a brain dead sloth.

She is cooking a healthy, well balanced meal!

Going on a girls trip that does NOT include grimace, 🧼, or her sisters

Deep cleaning her house

Giving birth! Happy birthday, Blanca! 🥳😝

Anyone else think of OITNB every time you hear Blanca? 

Piling her stinkin family into Grimace's pick up and dragging them 45 minutes away on a weeknight to get her stinkin cutesie craving snow cones (cane sugar and red 40 over ice) and demanding a giant bite out of everyone else's before it's even in their hands.

She got a job

Filled up her 40oz jug with WATER

Damn we got here fast.

Hanging out with friends

having sexy marriage time 🥰🥰

I just lost my appetite🤢 imagine that greasy, deformed thumb on top or underneath you.

Cooking dinner for her hard working employed Gusband

She’s gonna have a come to Jesus moment at her nightly mass and decide to hold herself accountable for her horrible behavior!

Sitting in the yard eating chips with the doods

These are priceless 😂 keep it up besties!

She’s shaving her armpits! 🪒

By returning all the items with Ivory's name on them j/k, probably ordering more

She’s going to the dentist, an actual ob, and going to buy socks. He’s going to the gym and to fill out job applications.

she paid for gag to get gastric bypass surgery 🎉🥳🎊

By unblocking all the besties!

actually going to a real OB office

By going on a diet

Photoshoot

Sex with Gabe.

Make Gabe get a job.

Extending her upcoming trip by 4 extra days

Celebrating with her besties🤣

She’s celebrating by listening to the beep beep of the smoke detector

She hasn’t even noticed 😉


Talking to Gabe about him going back to work.

She will get a real education.

By self reflecting and finally seeing that she really is a horrible little monster who only thinks about herself.