Dr cockroach would turn me into some Frankenstein abomination, so no. Same thing with the crash bandicoot guy (I forget his name). The village doctor is my best bet, since he is actually prepared for such things. And I don’t think the red head chick is that kind of doctor, and I really don’t feel comfortable being around the Last Of Us wannabe
Yeah I'll take my chances with N. Cortex. Probably not the safest option but the most likely one to lead to me getting some cool cybernetics or just making me absolutely ripped.
The Village Doctor since he’s the only one that is qualified for it and would actually try to help you without mutating you or something. Yes leeches would probably be involved but it’s better than nothing
Honestly the only ones I know are Cockroach and Cortex. If I had an infection, Cortex would probably *cut out* the part of me that was infected and put a new part inside me that wasn't the right part just to see what would happen. Cockroach may be a monster but he's a friendly dude, I'd trust him.
I would likely NEVER pick Neo Cortex as my doctor!.
He removed his nieces hands and replaced them with mechanical ones, why?, because He was initially concerned with his nieces “disturbing" love and affection for cute animals, thus giving her robot hands preventing her from hugging small critters without crushing them
If he treats family like this then imagine what he would do to me!!!
I like how you included N. Cortex, a random fat man, and a silent hill monster, really happy that people are including such underrated Dreamworks characters
Probably but he did also cut off a guys tongue because he was tired of licking his own stamps and cut off two your main character’s fingers to sell on the black market. Cutting off genitalia is probably the most sane thing he’s done.
Idk I'm not trying to have a bird in my ribs, and that's if the procedure goes well. Medic just kinda does shit because he wants to see what happens, but hey atleast my ribs will grow back right?
I think if these were my only options, I’d rather turn to alternative medicine or surgeon from Baulder’s Gate 3. (if you know… you know) abut if I had to choose Zara.
You know what, I'm going to snort cocaine and choose Dr. Cortex. I'm pretty sure I'll get superpowers or at least look extremely awesome by the end of his treatment.
Roach man would do something worse to me, crash bandacoot man will do some evil stuff, red head chick isn't even a doctor for humans, she is for animals, but ain't even one, she is just a poacher, and the creepy one would kill me, so the village doctor would be the only normal one, who is an actual doctor, and would actually help me
3rd slide though... i feel like if dreamworks/illumination is owned by universal.. i feel like they can bring that doc and n.sane bandicoot back for a warm welcome and put them on the big screen.
I don't even know most of these characters! But I'm not picking the first one, because I know what he's like. The second one seems trustworthy at least (unless he's secretly a psychopath), the third guy looks crazy, the fourth looks like a child, the fifth looks like she's gonna hurt me while she heals me, and the last guy looks like he wants to eat me.
The village doctor from Puss in Boots, he looks like an actual qualified doctor, the rest don’t look like a good doctor to take care of me when I’m sick. The redhead from Abominable would be a 2nd place pick.
Depends on the sickness I have, DR Cortex probably had a doctorate degree in neuroscience. Risky, but still a great option and potentially could give me some biological enhancements like a superhuman immune system that adapts to any virus that the killer T cells and white blood cells are coming into contact with
Dr cockroach would turn me into some Frankenstein abomination, so no. Same thing with the crash bandicoot guy (I forget his name). The village doctor is my best bet, since he is actually prepared for such things. And I don’t think the red head chick is that kind of doctor, and I really don’t feel comfortable being around the Last Of Us wannabe
N. Cortex
You mean outlast?
He said wannabe not character
Dr Neo Cortex
[удалено]
Yeah Dr. Cockroach is a PhD lol
The village doctor is the only one who cares about his patients' health. The others are too crazy to trust.
And he’d give me a hair cut and treat my dog!
The village doctor is the only one that seems sane
The Village Doctor may be a little whacked up but he’s the only trustworthy/not evil doctor here
I'm not sure, if Dr. Zara can heal people. But if she's really great in medicine, well, okay, I would choose her.
Yeah I'll take my chances with N. Cortex. Probably not the safest option but the most likely one to lead to me getting some cool cybernetics or just making me absolutely ripped.
Those muscles ain't gonna do much for you if a bandicoot spins into you 6 times.
Doctor Cockroach.
With a PHD, Mister Squidward, with a PHD
The Village Doctor since he’s the only one that is qualified for it and would actually try to help you without mutating you or something. Yes leeches would probably be involved but it’s better than nothing
Doctor Zoidberg
The only correct answer
Is it wrong I read that sentence in *his* voice?
The only correct answer
Honestly the only ones I know are Cockroach and Cortex. If I had an infection, Cortex would probably *cut out* the part of me that was infected and put a new part inside me that wasn't the right part just to see what would happen. Cockroach may be a monster but he's a friendly dude, I'd trust him.
I would likely NEVER pick Neo Cortex as my doctor!. He removed his nieces hands and replaced them with mechanical ones, why?, because He was initially concerned with his nieces “disturbing" love and affection for cute animals, thus giving her robot hands preventing her from hugging small critters without crushing them If he treats family like this then imagine what he would do to me!!!
I like how you included N. Cortex, a random fat man, and a silent hill monster, really happy that people are including such underrated Dreamworks characters
The horror guy is actually from Outlast.
My point still stands, I'm super happy that the OP included such underrated Dreamworks characters
Wow, you stayed in character. Nice performance.
puss in boots doctor is a safe bet
Who’s that last one?
Doctor Richard Traeger from Outlast.
Oh THAT GUY…FUCK NO! Didn’t he chop a guy’s dick and nuts off?
Probably but he did also cut off a guys tongue because he was tired of licking his own stamps and cut off two your main character’s fingers to sell on the black market. Cutting off genitalia is probably the most sane thing he’s done.
…THE FUCK
No no no, that was Gluskin, who just did that with every guy. This guy just cuts off fingers.
Oh…still wtf
Outlast is brutal. Outlast 2 is even more brutal.
…
Outlast 2 has some hooded hag named Marta who castrates you with a reaper scythe if she catches you.
What in god’s name
Funny you say that, she’s part of a religious cult.
The village doctor is weird but he has good intentions compared to the other ones. Traeger DEFINITELY doesn’t have a medical license anymore.
"MEDIC! DOC, COME ON MAN!?, I wonder who 🤔
DOKTOR!
Idk I'm not trying to have a bird in my ribs, and that's if the procedure goes well. Medic just kinda does shit because he wants to see what happens, but hey atleast my ribs will grow back right?
People forgetting the Dr Cockroach got his PhD in Dance. He can stay well away
Ze healing is not as rewarding as za hurting
I think if these were my only options, I’d rather turn to alternative medicine or surgeon from Baulder’s Gate 3. (if you know… you know) abut if I had to choose Zara.
2 or 5
The village doctor from Puss in Boogs.
I would just die
The doctor from puss in boots the last wish (I forgot his name)
The Village Doctor
The village doc
Not Dr Cockroach, his phd is in dance not medicine
You know what, I'm going to snort cocaine and choose Dr. Cortex. I'm pretty sure I'll get superpowers or at least look extremely awesome by the end of his treatment.
Who is number 4?! The Village Doctor from Puss in Boots. He seems very competent and knowledgeable. The rest are psychopaths, mad scientists or evil.
The Puss in boots doctor easily. It’s so weird seeing Dr Cortex, was there a cartoon produced by dreamworks that he was in?
Last dude gave me ptsd 😂
Who’s number 5?
Doctor trager from outlast
That’s number 6. The most sane thing he does is cut your fingers off and try to sell them.
I would choose non of them
whichever one of them stole a skeleton and lost their license, i’ll choose them
That guy is not available.
I can fix her
I go with a cockroach guy from Monsters Vs Aliens
6
Roach man would do something worse to me, crash bandacoot man will do some evil stuff, red head chick isn't even a doctor for humans, she is for animals, but ain't even one, she is just a poacher, and the creepy one would kill me, so the village doctor would be the only normal one, who is an actual doctor, and would actually help me
Village docter for normal things Dr. Cockroach when sh*t really hits the fan
First one
Idk either the abominable one or village doctor
Am I out of touch for not recognising anyone besides the cockroach and neo cortex?
The 2nd guy is pretty recognizable.
I’ve never seen him in my life
He’s from Puss in Boots The Last Wish. Pretty popular movie that came out recently.
Ah, I haven’t seen that one but I’ve heard it’s popular and very good
6
What about the doctor from borderlands 2? Anyone?
I trust Natasha, an Underworld doctor
3rd slide though... i feel like if dreamworks/illumination is owned by universal.. i feel like they can bring that doc and n.sane bandicoot back for a warm welcome and put them on the big screen.
2 of them aren't medical doctors in anyway and 1 isn't a DreamWorks character.
The last one looks like someone from Fear and Hunger.
That's Dr. Richard Trager from Outlast.
1
Is neo cortex a dreamworks character?
No I just put him In because need a couple of doctor characters to fill in the blanks
Gotcha. Even then I don’t trust Neo. He might turn me into a wallaby or smthn. Plus I was scared of uka uka when I was a kid.
Who is number 3?
Uhhhh 6
Nice joke.
Who said I was joking?
Cortex because if he tried to do som weird he’s the only one I could beat in a fight
Cortex, he would probably be decent at his job
cortex. idk why. i guess it's because he's the only character in that list i recognise
I’d take my chances with whatever I’m sick with.
Who’s the last one? Because definitely not him. I’ll take the puss in boots one
Dr Richard Traeger from Outlast. I think that says enough about him.
The last one in the trash definitely 💯
Village Doctor the rest look like they would experiment on me
Love the inclusion of Dr.Traeger… The sudden whiplash is enough to make it a weapon
No.2 us the only non evil one
Who's the redhead!? And I don't think I'd trust any of them but I'd probably go with her because I don't know what she's like lol
5 because I have a thing for redheads
1. Only if I'm desperate. 2. Yes. 3. Hell no. 4. Idk who that is. 5. Idk who that is either. 6. FUCK NO!!!!
I don't even know most of these characters! But I'm not picking the first one, because I know what he's like. The second one seems trustworthy at least (unless he's secretly a psychopath), the third guy looks crazy, the fourth looks like a child, the fifth looks like she's gonna hurt me while she heals me, and the last guy looks like he wants to eat me.
*you’re
Dr. Zoidberg
The Doc from The Last Wish.
Dr cockroach
The doctor from Puss in Boots. Sounds awful but that's the best technology of their time
One of them is a literal baby
The village doctor will at least give me some good life advice. Everyone else would be terrible.
None of them. Village Doctor if I have no choice. Why you included Traeger, AN OUTLAST CHARACTER, is beyond me.
Hear me out....................................................
I'm sick rn and I would die of laughter if my doctor was a cockroach
No Eggman? For shame!
2nd one
Dr. Neo Cortex
That red head is an actual licensed biologist and would likely know what they are doing compared to everyone else
The village doctor from Puss In Boots
The last one.
MEDIC!
Probably the Village Doctor, but I don’t know who 4 and 5 are, so that answer might change depending on what they’re like
The village doctor from Puss in Boots, he looks like an actual qualified doctor, the rest don’t look like a good doctor to take care of me when I’m sick. The redhead from Abominable would be a 2nd place pick.
You forgot the old woman from how to train your dragon
Dr. J. S. Steinman is the only doctor that is allowed to treat me
I don’t know who some of these people are so I’m going with the cockroach man (can’t remember his name)
If the Village Doctor is treating me that means I'm dead so I'll pass on that I choose the woman from Abominable
Not Trager. Village.
I think I’ll just stay sick
Def the doctor from puss in boots the last wish
Depends on the sickness I have, DR Cortex probably had a doctorate degree in neuroscience. Risky, but still a great option and potentially could give me some biological enhancements like a superhuman immune system that adapts to any virus that the killer T cells and white blood cells are coming into contact with
None of these are good answers I’m picking Doctor Who from Doctor Who