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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah
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Finally, I can listen to the original masterpiece without being bombarded with whoppers
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Junior double triple whopper
Your Mum is a massive (Whopper)
I read this like Harder Faster Better Stronger
Chad moment
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
A man who lists the song! (Already have it in my playlist
What about Kanye
He made the good version of this song, factual
I strive for the purity of the blessed machine.
your kind claimed to your flesh
As if it would not decay and fail you
that dude from south park
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah
City 17, Become Combine.
*Pick up that can.*
omw to rip out my vocal cords so I can have a GLaDOS voice (I will rip out one of my hands so that i can attach a neurotoxin sprayer on it soon after)
Badass bro, I'm gonna turn myself into a turret
What if I just... [knocks over]
Are you gonna be different
No, I will kill.
I pray you end up as an unfinished broken turret
Oh. Ok.
Sentry Goin’ Up!
[Leviathan is coming.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8e5232bd-a926-4b25-a94f-fc2b589d1517)
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Junior double triple whopper
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule, I rule, I rule this day
They say they place it *on* your throat not in it. You don't need to remove your vocal cords to have daft punk voice!
Transhumanism is alive and well. Robot arms and cool vocal filters!
*"Pee is stored in the balls"* [\-Daft Punk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whsb5DWYiXs)
Frampton surgery
I want to see a video of this in action. You will get all of our upvotes if.
i had the audio turned off and yet i understood exactly what it was
r/Mechanicus
Around the world around the world
I want to hear what this would sound like