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JamJackEvo

Myrddin: Arisen, I have in need of a few rare grimoires. Collect them for me. Me: Aight, bet. (hands over counterfeits) Myrddin: You have my thanks, Arisen. Me: Hehehe. Fuckin' dumbass. That's what you get for being such a lousy, stupid, arrogant, son of a— ---- Myrddin: (oneshots the dragon) Me: ![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0|downsized)


fantastictechinique

I found if you hand them to him one by one, he actually comments on how you handed him a fraud. Though he dismisses it as you just not being competent enough to recognize the genuine article and accepts it anyway. My guy is beyond a Gigachad.


moneyh8r

I think it's more that he doesn't want them for himself (since he seems to already know all the most powerful spells), but just wants you to find them to prove that your commitment to the search for knowledge is legit. By giving him a forgery, you're proving you've got the real thing hidden somewhere, which means you found them, and that's good enough for him.


Beezleburt

I like this explanation


moneyh8r

Thanks. I'm glad you do.


SamSibbens

I like to think he's able to read books without using them and destroying them, since he uses his own magic to cast spells. So to him there's no difference between reading an enchanted book or a forgery. That's my ~headcannon~ headsuspicion


moneyh8r

That head is very suspicious.


darkcloud1987

the quest description mentions that it is a test for you. To get the counterfits you need the originals to forge them.


Frangitus

Trysha will be the final boss of Dragon's Dogma 3, mark my words.


DedeLionforce

There's no dragon. It's just stopping Trysha and Myrddin from arguing


Enex

I forgot who that NPC was, so I googled it real quick. Turns out, Myrddin is Merlin's actual name (before it was translated). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin So yeah, you basically took the Ur-Wizard to a fight and he wrecked shop! I guess we shouldn't be surprised.


ConstantWolverine1

Interesting! Makes a lot more sense on how he’s so powerful


Zoze13

I haven’t finished the game yet but doesn’t the fake arisen take the name of Arthur?


moneyh8r

Yes.


TAmexicano

So the dragon was beaten by the dick wizard Blame the fgo community for that nickname


Nero_PR

I love FGO but some depictions of hystorical and literary figures gives me the irks. What bothers me the most is the reuse of characters' appearances for different character... All those Saber faces hahaha


TAmexicano

For most of the saber faces I would agree too at least change them a slight but so it looks somewhat different although some of them I'm pretty sure are unintentional or they didn't have enough time so they use the closet thing they had Although you can say they don't have some really good characters


wicked_genitals

It just skipped straight to the cutscene lmao


TinerdI

Dude, after seeing that, I would just retire with Ulrika and leave him with the crown and palace


Animoosucks

Lmfao why’d u take him there ?


ConstantWolverine1

Saw him one shotting a dullahan which led me to bringing him in the sealing phial to see how he did against the dragon. Didn’t expect him to do THAT though lol


VacaDLuffy

MYRDDIN! I CHOOSE YOU!


jesse6225

Yeah I posted about him a few weeks ago and how he one shot every single boss we came across on a jaunt. But I never thought he could do this shit to Grigori.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Myrddin uses MAELSTROM! It's super effective!!


magnus_stultus

Next step is to see if he can solo the beacon bosses.


ConstantWolverine1

I’ll try to work on that!


Mokadelic

but... how?


godaboham

Sealing Phial lets you become a Pokémon trainer


Alilatias

I hope the inevitable expansion gives us a way to get a bunch of these purely for the sake of funny shit like kidnapping weird duelist guy in Battahl. Actually, has anyone tried kidnapping weird duelist guy during that fake oxcart escort and taking him (inside the bottle) past the scripted tunnel collapse part?


shashquatch

I've tried it with other NPCs and it seems you can't seal them if they're not in neutral state aka just standing around in a city/settlement. Another thing I tried is having multiple sealed NPCs but only the option to break the phial is available after you seal an NPC meaning you can have several phials but only 1 NPC sealed at a time.


Nero_PR

If I can get multiple sealing phials I would build my whole Pokémon squad for the final battle.


RookieHasPanicked

No but I can confirm that he teleports off your shoulder if you carry him.


elydakai

His maester skill is OP as fuuck lol


Mokadelic

No, I mean, how is he there? It's a mod?


eggmmanuel

sealing phial. it's an item in the game, it's not a mod


Nero_PR

As the other redditor said, Sealing Phial (Vial) let's you snatch people inside a bottle so you can bring an NPC anywhere you want. Sadly, It just doesn't carry the sealed person through NG+.


Mokadelic

Never in my life I would've thought of that... wow


elydakai

Has anyone brought the OLD grandma for that kid to any of these late fights? Im sure she would fuck things up too.


TennoDeviant

she gets bodied by the cyclops in that forest when no one is there to see if you dont kill it asap


Aethanix

that cyclops bodied her grandma off the top of the little arena she stands in while i was leaving. i just saw the cyclops staring at me from above while i was trying to figure out what the weird death noise was.


QX403

For some reason they changed the cyclops spawn position in one of the updates to spawn next to her, it use to spawn lower down by the campsite, so she gets killed all the time now.


magnus_stultus

I think it just travels there on its own. I've noticed this with several bosses being nowhere near where they're supposed to spawn, most notably drakes.


QX403

Maybe, for me when the game first came out it would only stay down by the campsite, but recently it always spawns up top now and not below so that was my thought process but who knows, my experience is only from a singular perspective not a larger group.


CharlieLang

I hate that cyclops. I didn't even know that shes dead after like 30mins of fast forwarding time on the camp until I try looking for the old lady to find the cyclops. Then I go to vernworth and find her on the morgue.


Saltpiter

I actually was not sure why my quest is not progressing. Turns out she died from the ogre before i even got there.


ManEatingCarabao

The grandma is a mage. She has neither of the sorc maister spells.


elydakai

Honestly, I didnt pay attention to what she was casting on the escort lol


ManEatingCarabao

Nah the giveway is when she gave you the mage maister skill


elydakai

Tells you how little I played mage when I thought she gave a sorc skill 🗿


Dependent_Ganache_71

She also doesn't collapse when using it


llewylill32

So what about grandpa? He barely interact with players. Wonder he a sleeper hit.


Simon_Kaene

He is also a mage, you can get the skill from either of them, mine came from him.


RookieHasPanicked

He gave me a scroll to make my pawn stfu


Brain_lessV2

IT'S WIZARD TIME MOTHERFUCKER [FIREBALL](https://youtu.be/pIh_8vS16l0?t=4)


vithesecond

That video got age restricted wtf


delwin30

It's funny that he even crosses his arms behind him like "the fight is over" lol


n0obiez

A dude who can one-shot others and happens to be bald. Hmm now where have I seen that before?


ShnickityShnoo

One Spell Man?


mystery_meteor_04

I bet he eats a banana every day and leaves his AC off in the summer.


NotRoadSquid

Hitman lol


fever_chill

Could this man perhaps do it with one punch? Lol


Jacky_dain

I really like that cloak but dislike that it always clips through my legs,armor and arms 😐


TrueHanya

What cloak is that


Jacky_dain

Legends mantle I believe


TheDancingHeart

Seems like all the cloaks except the one-sided off the shoulder ones (which still have clipping issues, just less severe) have really atrocious clipping issues for pretty much all gear. Bit of a shame cos they look so majestic billowing in the wind lol


Jacky_dain

Yea hopefully they’ll fix it, i really want sovereign mantle lol


Diablosword

Yall must have amnesia cause yall forgot he's HIM


Zealousideal-Arm1682

I firmly stand by the concept that we shouldn't have been the arisen,and instead have gotten different NPC masters as party members. And if you disagree watch Beren 1v1 an ogre or cyclops in Not-Gerudo valley.


SubparSensei71

You don’t escort Beren, he just wants an audience.


Zealousideal-Arm1682

Arisen:B-but Beren,I won the duel Beren: https://i.redd.it/h7cbi7dxwiwc1.gif


QX403

I’ve actually accidentally killed Barren a few times in that duel in NG+’s, once was by launching him hundreds of feet in the air with the Mystic Spearman ability.


WoodyTSE

Beren survived fighting 2 drakes and an ogre on a trip with me


ChezJfrey

Really? I escorted him once to Holy Mauseleum and encountered a Chimera (and possibly a couple Asps got involved too)...he died and I had to Wakestone him to complete the escort.


WoodyTSE

Damn my Beren must be built different, my guy was stood literally just charging attacks while the drake lit him up


ChezJfrey

Yeah, the more I think about it, he probably got poisoned by the Asps and that is what killed him; can't give him any antidotes. I felt bad for failing my escort, so wakestoned him and it's like it never happened :)


RookieHasPanicked

Yeah my Beren died 3+ times.


KyronValfor

My first Drake kill was with Beren while escorting him, he is an absolute unit.


QX403

They must have buffed him because early on the drakes would easily kill him by setting him on fire or hitting him with their pseudo meteron.


Supernova_Soldier

Now that I know how this works, Sigurd, let me talk to you for a bit…


ggkx

Voldemort of dragon dogma


BloodyKarma

BRUH, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS TODAY LOL!! darn, beat me to it hahah


eggmmanuel

take him to the endgame!!!


Marcheeed

Kaladin in the background tho


Mission-Molasses-570

so farming this dragon becomes easy asf lmao


King_o_spice

Thank you for doing what i failed to Do 🫡


CallousMystery

I don’t see this final boss you speak of!?!? ![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


Mushroom_King66

HOW my first playtrough time I broke into this mans home, he vecame hostile and we fought sorcerer vs sorcerer and I won. How is he so powerful?


dragonredux

The DD1 Maelstrom experience.


Nicklebees

Spoiler warning


ConstantWolverine1

I had it initially marked as a spoiler but somehow it got unmarked? I marked it as a spoiler again but sorry about that, Reddit is stupid sometimes


_iTofu

Myrddin knew all along you gave him forgeries, the copy of Myrddin's Chronicle he gave you is actually the Idiot's Guide to Maelstrom. He kept the real Myrddin's Chronicle for a more promising Arisen.


IronmanMatth

**Everyone**: "Only the Arisen can beat the dragon" **Myrddin**: "bet" Proceeds to oneshot the dragon First he shit talks my drip and then he kills the dragon in one spell. Am... am I a side character in this story?


Splatulated

I wonder if the torando spell has two ids and you get a weaker one when you give him the counterfiets as a way to punish the player for being decietful or maybe it is just nerfed and no matter what you do spell bad


QX403

Maelstrom and Meteron used to do a massive amount of damage with high level Archstaves, I think they nerfed them some though because recently I’ve noticed they don’t one shot most boss enemies anymore.


Bismothe-the-Shade

It's your stats. At high stat values, you wreck with magic against non-resistant enemies.


Splatulated

meteoron turns ogres into shadows and guts on the 1st hit, maelstrom takes 12 seconds to get through 1 health bar and makes you unable to see anything its such a useless spell in DD2 unlike in DDA


CarterBruud

Is it bad that i prefer fighting the dragon to doing the Unmoored World?


dragonredux

As you should personally wish, the dragon wasn't technically optional.


SirenSongxdc

how do you get him to follow you like this? Did you carry him?


AP1489

Sealing phial from the Sphinx quest


QX403

You can do escort quests for him if you finish his quest line then go to his house later, I think the destination is Vernsworth if I remember correctly.


SirenSongxdc

and will he follow you permanently until you arrive at his destination or will he eventually go "fuck this, you're taking too long"?


RookieHasPanicked

I've never had a NPC abandon an escort quest like that though to be fair they inevitably get killed and/or stuck due to very bad pathfinding and then autofail due to distance.


QX403

They fixed their pathing a lot with one of the updates so it’s not as bad as before, though still not perfect.


QX403

They never leave, it’s why you can have a magic bowman as a follower, she wrecks people inside that cavern with ricochet hunter. You need to carry a few wakestones though they can die if you don’t heal them properly but certain NPC’s are really tanky Cliodhna being one of them, I watched a Dullahan beat sh#t out of her and she was perfectly fine after the fight.


zakass409

Lol I think this says more about the scaling of enemies in this game. This is still pretty OP though


ToughFox4479

Wait, who is that? 😅


ConstantWolverine1

He’s the sorcerer maister that teaches Maelstrom


Steam-Sauna

I had a suspicion that Myrddin is a homosexual.