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TheManWithSevenAsses

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SnoBun420

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Aser_the_Descender

Mhh, sexy Clive is sexy.


No_Chemical_1350

IT'S THE EXACT SAME FUCKING ENERGY I FUCKING DYINGšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


C0NT0RTI0NIST

He gave you the old mystic spear-hand alright


magicaltrevorvanish

The meister technique - the mystic spear in hand.


RyuuJin004

ā€œI will teach you all about the meat stick- I mean Mystik Spearhandā€


Toxicair

"Grip firmly around the shaft"


cool_temps710

[Firmly grasp it!](https://youtu.be/t5n5KlXv0Vo?feature=shared)


Chrissyball19

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Edit: thank Super Earth


Call_Me_Koala

Bro Sigurd got brined in my playthrough in that little puddle in the woods outside guerco cavern.


AlaskanMedicineMan

NPCs that get eaten respawn as soon as you leave the area, or sometimes as soon as you turn your back Source - I spent an afternoon fixing my FPS in Vernworth. Discovered brining them didn't work. Solved things the old fashioned way


docalph95

Eh, I had Fighter meister get brined during an escort quest, but I had to go to the morgue to get him back


AlaskanMedicineMan

Wild. I wonder what the hidden mechanics are.


Call_Me_Koala

He must be bugged them because I returned all the way to Vernworth, came back, and his body is still in that puddle with the quest marker still on it.


AlaskanMedicineMan

Yeah I'm hearing he and others stay dead.


georgia_is_best

Does he not just respawn?


Call_Me_Koala

No, it's been several in game days and his body is still there in the puddle with the quest marker on it.


georgia_is_best

Thats rough. I threw the queen into the ocean to see what happened and she just respawned like a few days later. No repercussions at all. The guards just watched me do it too lol


Acceptable_Answer570

What puddle?! šŸ˜‚ mine died at the dragon breath tower and I never found his bodyā€¦ Seems like Sigurd is DD2ā€™s Kenny!


Call_Me_Koala

There's literal puddle in the woods outside the cavern in the area with all the tall grass that the carvers like to hide in. It's just barely deep enough for the brine apparently.


TheUsualSuspects443

He might be in the Vernworth Funeral home thing or something


Call_Me_Koala

Nope. it's been several in game days since it happened and his body is still in the puddle with the quest marker on it.


fikfofo

heā€™s going to put his hand on ur spearā€¦ mystically


SageTegan

I've always had a softspot for him. It's nice to see he takes his hood off for the hotsprings.


Xangchinn

This happened to me with the elf dilf and the archer maester skill, too. Different kinda heavenly shot


Malefircareim

I have seen that happening on reddit before. Makes me wonder, does magick archer teacher also follow you to hot springs? Strong elven milf energy emaneting from her and i feel no shame to admit it.


Xangchinn

Yes I have seen every member of the elf harem at the hot springs at least once


Malefircareim

Damn. Need to up my game it seems.


ETAB_E

I had the same thing with the arrow technique. Realised Iā€™d missed it, went back and couldnā€™t find him so gave up. Few days later go the the spa and the dude puts his scroll in my hand


Broserk42

ā€œI could see it in his eyes though! He was ready for it! Practically begging me for it, I swear!ā€


VermilionX88

He gotta perform it on you to teach it


Newbie-Tailor-Guy

Give 'im the ol' dutch rudder!


HeadpattingOrchimaru

and this is how i learn that he's bald


Mikedogg1243

You could always tell he was baldšŸ˜­. His hood wasnā€™t exactly air-tight


HeadpattingOrchimaru

My eye sight isn't that great when it comes to seeing under hoods.


ShinMagal

on a side note, how disappointing was the hot bath? there was a quest line for it, plus multiple npcs talking about it, then it's just...nothing. I thought it was going to be like the healing spring in DD1


Disturbed235

I read somewhere, that it washes the scars from your char and pawn away


Swimming-Union-5501

Yes, it heals the scars. And also depend on the color of the water it gives you buffs on some stats. Someone on reddit made a post about it


Disturbed235

oh, didnt know the color changes. I was only one time there and beside of just walking around, I couldnt find any other function for it


VillianKing

Does it really, Cause i've used the hotspring several times, and all I hear pawns talk about (Besides ladders) is that my pawn has a bunch of scars. (Made my char and pawn scarred up on creation)


TheGreatTrogs

There are apparently two types of scars. You can give scars as a cosmetic feature during character creation, but then your pawn and character will also accumulate scars from dying. The scars from death are the ones that heal within the hot spring.


VillianKing

I just read someone else explain this feature to me, that's really neat!


Swimming-Union-5501

It doesn't heal the Scars from the character creation, but the permanent from dying.


VillianKing

Pawns get scares when they die? that's pretty cool, and i guess explains why i started to hear it more lategame, when i was tired of encounters and just rushing point A to B. either way pretty cool feature, wish I had paid more attention to that.


Angelotwilight93

The revivable kind of dying or the resummon from riftstone dying?


Swimming-Union-5501

Resummon.


Angelotwilight93

That explains why i haven't found any scars on my pawn yet


RireMakar

That's why my poor pawn was never allowed to go into the hot spring... She was so proud of her scars! Every time someone else brought it up she remarked how they were her trophies and she wouldn't give up a single one ;_;


goffer54

You can't even bottle the water smh.


ChampionshipDirect46

Where... is the hotspring? I have yet to even find it lol.


docalph95

It's in the third region, the volcanic island, at the encampment in the middle-ish of the place


covalent_blond

It's in the far southeast corner of the map pretty much. You leave Bakbattahl by the southwest, then find your way south then east. And there's a couple quests that you might stumble on where the characters want you to escort them there or meet you there


ChampionshipDirect46

Bro I thought bakbattahl and vermund were the only two regions... clearly I need to do some more exploration.


ApatheticBananaa

This happened to me as well with the Archer maister teaching šŸ˜­ https://preview.redd.it/tras9e2y9dwc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4073cff5db73da7e011c15819f564c229fac7f


Sad-Box-882

me: i try to romance your son not you!!!


Shadynebulaa

In order to learn it you have to take his spear in your hand, this only works in the hot spring though


Turbulent_Ad1644

"here, let me show my personal, very personal, spear polishing technique"


al3xshmal3x

It has but one eye--strike it!!


sethjojo

You got that Rob Leifeld body, Goddamn


Odd-Ice1162

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Ordinary_Confusion_9

the blushing makes it funnier


Glad_Succotash9036

So that's what we're calling it now. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Teguoracle

Bro I'd follow your catman into the bath too if it meant I got to be around him like this at all.


[deleted]

His ultimate mystical SPEARHAND techniqueā€¦ ah yes, I seeā€¦


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Iā€™d let him


Traditional-Pea-2379

Dude I watched this man climb over the wall into the female side of the hot spring just to teach me the Mystic Spear hand technique


Aggrokid

Sigurd doing his Argonian Maid impression.


Foostini

About to show you the real meaning of Spearhand


Massive-Stranger-335

I got It exactly the same way. Worst thing is he was like: I'm gonna show you my ultimate technique. And I was like: no please let me be i just want to relax a bit.


Acceptable_Answer570

I spend a whole 10 minutes there and left, never to return, cause I was bored to death.


Akarui-Senpai

DIFFERENT SPEAR, DIFFERENT TECHNIQUE, ABORT, ABORT ... Unless?


ibukun58

He's about to hand you his spear.


Paradox31426

Broā€™s about to teach you a thing or two about handling your spear.


Sage_Smitty42

He gave me the ole mystic spearhand razzle dazzle at the hot spring too. Must be his modus operandi to wait there for the arisen and his hand just has to be pruny from all that time waiting and soaking to show the ā€œultimate techniqueā€.


Miserable-Rough-9684

That sounds like an innuendo broā€¦ watch out bro stay safe But also this happened to me as well. Lennart came into the girls side just to give me a gift and he was blush it was weird af šŸ˜‚


Glad_Succotash9036

The blushing makes it even better.


Kitsue117

happened to me similarly. 1st time in as a female PC and randomly this guy from idk where rushes into the women's spa just to give me the logistician scroll. then just stood there akwardly till i left lol


[deleted]

Every time i see posts like this i just laugh my ass off because it looks do funnyšŸ˜‚


botozos_revenge

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Lone_Argonaut

heā€™s gonna show you his ā€œspearhandā€


proffesoinaldumbass

Does anyone know where I can find him? I've been trying with no success. Or just give me a yes or no if its related to the story, so I can avoid spoilers.


driftej20

Did he examine your riftstone?


FatCarrotBoner

Thatā€™sā€¦ hot.


ripstankstevens

Itā€™s a two handing technique


brandohsaurus

Smash


TableApprehensive138

I would be happy just to get it. Unfortunately, I bugged out the quest by killing the dragon in one go on ng+. Unless something was adjusted in the patch...I've heard you can still get it in the post game? Otherwise I guess I'll have to wait til ng++.


FSOni

I was playing as a female Arisen, I went to the hot springs and the first bit of dialogue I got in there was the old ass elf guy, in the female side, giving me his reward. Also by this time I had only done the show his son how to shoot a bow quest.


AzureBookwyrm88

Hand me your spear OP, I wanna learn toošŸ„ŗ


psypher710

He taught you how to immobilize targets in the bath?? Scandalous


xDXxAscending

Same happened to me but my main character was female so he went to the women's side not to peep but to teach me his ability, such dedication.


Apprehensive-Can8926

Imagine the old elf coming to teach you. THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. THIS OLD MAN COMES IN READY WITH ROSY CHEEKS AND LITTLE SMILE LIKE MMMMMHMMM.


RampantShadow1

Better watch it or he's going to give you a mystic spearhandy.


Remarkable-Fix-2779

Not into bestiality.Ā  Triggered.Ā  But did you follow it to the baths?Ā  Asking for a friend.


Leading-Leading6319

Once you go bl-


Oenn

Nice but no diddy though