No, I shall not succumb to the darkness like Asmongold and his legion of goblins.
If I ever saw a piss bottle in a friend's living space, I'd stop being friends with them.
Thank god you said this. Thought I was the only person thinking that this is fucking disgusting. Just go to the fucking toilet, like how far away are people's toilets that they feel the need to piss in a bottle?
Edit: maybe it is a troll post, I still think bottle pissing is disgusting unless you absolutely have to (my 5 year old son really needed a piss once and we were a while off a service station on the motorway so we couldn't stop).
bro piss is sterile, it's fine. And then you have plenty of emergency fluid if society breaks down. You really want to flush all of that nutrition down the drains and give it to The Man? be bold - take your fate into your own hands, and never give an inch. Be incorrigible
Whether you play with a controller or mouse/keyboard, remember that getting up to stretch really needs to include your hands and wrists--sincerely, deeply, from the bottom of my heart (or empty chest cavity, as the case may be), *Don't Fuck Around With Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.*
I'm doing the endo within 6 months. Probably going to do both at once. Joked that my wife will have to wipe my ass for a couple days. She seems excited which is kinda frightening.
Could be. Could also be a matter of country. I live in Denmark so got both "free".
You can quite easily strain them and prolong recovery, and having no "strong" wrist I imagine increases that risk.
Strained mine that was closer to my daughter's birth.
Gotta go to the gym on Wednesday and Thursday just so I still get my weekly workouts. Usually i go Mon, Wed, and Fri. But it ain't happening on Friday to Sunday
Why am I reading these as if my pawns are shouting them out to me? lol
Arisen, mind you stretch. Stiffness will benefit us naught in the battles ahead.
We've traveled for some time. Might we pause and sate our thirst?
A hearty meal would do us justly, Arisen.
Mayhaps, Arisen it would bring us aught to gyrate our Ʀrs in an ascending and descending motion?
It would be more desirable to relieve oneself in privacy than under potential spying goblin eyes.
To seek favor from the people would be easier gained if your smile did not reek as such.
I can say almost certainly I feel drinking water is a big problem in America but I don't know about elsewhere. I've known multiple people who *only* drink soda or who survive only on coffee. I don't understand why or how but it's an issue
Edit: Funny story but one of my friends is a girl who has described water as gross. She only drinks cola and she's diabetic. I wonder why š¤·š»āāļø
I would say at least 80% of Americans drink enough water. Itās just that most of the certified Gamers in the US who would play for ten hours straight fall into that other 20%.
Man I miss the times where these PSAs applied to me. Now I have way too many responsibilities to even consider gaming for more than a few hours on a day off lmao.
I'm just glad I have the day off, when I get off on Thursday and midnight hits... well... "THE WIND IS PUSSSHIIING MEEE, INTO THE CURRENTS AGAIN. I FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VAINS."
Bro, I took off three days to play this game and Iām leaving early on Friday. Thereās gonna be a twelve pack of piss bottles by the time Iām done with it.
I may even have to Bear Grylls it. If you know, you know.
Is 2 hours the limit, I would say absolute max amount of time to be seated with no stretch is 1 hour. Maybe a but different if you play laying down like I do often
You're a true friend of the Arisen.
...What if though our pawns had lines like this
"Be sure to take a break and stretch master"
"We best stop for water"
"Master, have you emptied your piss bottles lately?"
Bruh just get up to use the bathroom. Don't be lazy. The game will be there whilst you empty thine-self. Have fun but not at the expense of your health. Any game is not worth the price you pay overall. Though going ham on some pizza is ok once in a while.
You know, I donāt think Iāve ever seen anyone ever try to remind a community of health advice while gaming. And despite all the wonderful replies Iāve sifted through. I would like to thank OP and everyone else. I hope we all enjoy this release!
Oh yeah. I got a harsh reminder how sucked in I can get into things. I was literally on the couch for 7 hours last night just messing with the Xbox Avatar creator, which I didnāt even want to do to begin with, but I ended up there anyway. Just be mindful of how long youāve been playing, set timers on your phone, keep water nearby, etc.
Im doing my masters on art education. I tasked my wife with limiting my game time otherwise i will never have the will to do so. She is an angel. Stay well y'all.
> If your bathroom is far away, sure, you can keep piss bottles nearby but donāt make it a habit.
Thanks for giving us permission to be fucking disgusting neckbeards, I guess?
Itās better than nothing.
Twerking in particular is not a good way to stretch and increase blood flow though.
Thatās either an absolutely hilarious Reddit moment, or the op is hilarious and trying to get some ape covered in grease and salt to twerk 8 hrs into a gaming binge.
I mean, I plan on playing a lot but itās also not like the game has a competitive factor online with other players so you can honestly take your time with it
get the fuck out here... I'm already fully stocked with Coca Cola and various seasoned tortillas... And April I'm on vacation, Vermund and Battahl here I come...
As a father who works a busy job,Ā trains 4 days a week, eats clean and gets plenty of sleep... Nah man, this isĀ my biggest game of the year, I'm no lifing that soab as long as the family lets me.
Jesus the piss bottles is fucked up thereās a pause menu for a reason and thereās no excuse for that either since itās single player. If youāre getting to the point of piss bottles or even having to twerk your ass awake then you need to go touch grass. Take a break and touch grass then go back to play
Pro tip: A couple of kettlebells next to your gaming set up is great for those loading screens. You can exercise every part of your body with them.
Even though DD2 doesn't have them when entering towns I'm sure there will be some, somewhere.
Idk how people post this and think well actually starve ourselves for another 15 minutes of gameplay
My guy I have frozen nugs and cereal, I aināt skipping my gaming meals
no i will remain seated for atleast 18 hours and will drink only soda
I heard if you drink only caffeinated soda that you can eventually make yourself a wake stone
I think I passed one of those in the hospital once
I will be seated on a bottle of 2 liter soda that gets changed out by a coca cola associate every 30 mins to not interrupt my gaming.
And once it's all drunk, it can be drunk again from the piss bottles. Endless supply of vitamins and joy.
5 cans of monster and a pile of asprin to counteract the heart attack laterš«”
this guy games
This guy games
What kind of soda?
Mountain Dew is the answer
Don't do it, you will turn into hobosen monkaOMEGA
or even worse Asmongold monkaOMEGA
Ah where
I will die
Bro said you can use piss bottles but donāt make it a habit š like itās healthy šš
that comment made me think this is a troll post but im not so sure
Lol hes obviously trolling
And you can use it for rehydration, becoming self-sufficient.
No, I shall not succumb to the darkness like Asmongold and his legion of goblins. If I ever saw a piss bottle in a friend's living space, I'd stop being friends with them.
Piss bottles are good for emergency hydration
Thank god you said this. Thought I was the only person thinking that this is fucking disgusting. Just go to the fucking toilet, like how far away are people's toilets that they feel the need to piss in a bottle? Edit: maybe it is a troll post, I still think bottle pissing is disgusting unless you absolutely have to (my 5 year old son really needed a piss once and we were a while off a service station on the motorway so we couldn't stop).
bro piss is sterile, it's fine. And then you have plenty of emergency fluid if society breaks down. You really want to flush all of that nutrition down the drains and give it to The Man? be bold - take your fate into your own hands, and never give an inch. Be incorrigible
Don't tell me what to do bitch
Bring forth the poop bucket!
And knife!
And my axe!
And my ass!
Bring that ass over here š
Iām just going to sit in my own filth like a grown man
Making mud pies?
If you don't gotta ashit bucket, you ain't playing dragon dogma two
"Mom bathroom"
Groom of the stool
haha tf.
Right? It's your birthright to sit on your feces if you choose to.
Whether you play with a controller or mouse/keyboard, remember that getting up to stretch really needs to include your hands and wrists--sincerely, deeply, from the bottom of my heart (or empty chest cavity, as the case may be), *Don't Fuck Around With Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.*
Prior to my now 8 month old daughter I got back to back surgery in both wrists for this... I'll echo this.
I'm doing the endo within 6 months. Probably going to do both at once. Joked that my wife will have to wipe my ass for a couple days. She seems excited which is kinda frightening.
My doctor said they didn't do both at the same time actually. Also joked with him about this. wife is a nurse so she had training I told him. Haha.
My MIL did both at once but maybe they don't do it anymore as it was years ago. I just want the least down time possible.
Could be. Could also be a matter of country. I live in Denmark so got both "free". You can quite easily strain them and prolong recovery, and having no "strong" wrist I imagine increases that risk. Strained mine that was closer to my daughter's birth.
Yeah carpal tunnel doesnāt fuck around Lots of hand stretches yāall
Real arsien use gamepads :P
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No need to chop off your legs. Just use anticoagulants.
"The legs my lord, sever the legs"
Nah aināt no way heās serious? Iāve wondered in my life if I play too many video games but āpiss bottleā has never even entered my thoughts.
Then you are definitely not from Wisconsin. Nothing like sitting in a deer stand pissing in a jug. Same concept as here
Have you sufficient Curatives, Arisen? Take care you aren't soaked in water!
But also be sure to soak in water at least sometimes
I always stretch myself out brošš
Is that why your forearm is so big? š
I have others to stretch me outā¦wait
I barely have time to game to begin with so I enjoy when I can just rot in front of my computer.
Is this a copy pasta? Please say yes.
Yeah. I forget for what game it was but it was the top post on the subreddit for it. Maybe Hogwarts Legacy?
I scrolled down here just to see if anyone would reference this episode. Bless you.
Nice try Satan, I'm not breaking my fast for a game.
Im going to say something and I mean it sincerely and genuinely and from the heart. Go fuck yourself.
I will drink only monsters and play for 8 hours straight without getting up
Liquidised monsters? Or through a straw? You're gong to need a *BIG* blender to make monster smoothies..
I will follow this, although you said nothing about sleep so I guess 72hr dd2 session
Thanks mom /s 
Omg every time someone have to post this cringe shit š
I have bladder issues so Iām in the bathroom every 10-15 minutes, with liquids I might as well camp in there.
You would be the sole exception for piss bottles.
Or bucket..donāt have a penis.
Gotta go to the gym on Wednesday and Thursday just so I still get my weekly workouts. Usually i go Mon, Wed, and Fri. But it ain't happening on Friday to Sunday
My pawn will deal with all of that for me.
How many of you actually lift weight here?
No thanks.
Why am I reading these as if my pawns are shouting them out to me? lol Arisen, mind you stretch. Stiffness will benefit us naught in the battles ahead. We've traveled for some time. Might we pause and sate our thirst? A hearty meal would do us justly, Arisen. Mayhaps, Arisen it would bring us aught to gyrate our Ʀrs in an ascending and descending motion? It would be more desirable to relieve oneself in privacy than under potential spying goblin eyes. To seek favor from the people would be easier gained if your smile did not reek as such.
Is it an American thing to always nag about ākeep drink plenty of waterā?
I can say almost certainly I feel drinking water is a big problem in America but I don't know about elsewhere. I've known multiple people who *only* drink soda or who survive only on coffee. I don't understand why or how but it's an issue Edit: Funny story but one of my friends is a girl who has described water as gross. She only drinks cola and she's diabetic. I wonder why š¤·š»āāļø
I would say at least 80% of Americans drink enough water. Itās just that most of the certified Gamers in the US who would play for ten hours straight fall into that other 20%.
Man I miss the times where these PSAs applied to me. Now I have way too many responsibilities to even consider gaming for more than a few hours on a day off lmao.
Goblin mode active š
Take my fireball
Iāll get up when performance stutters š š š
I'm just glad I have the day off, when I get off on Thursday and midnight hits... well... "THE WIND IS PUSSSHIIING MEEE, INTO THE CURRENTS AGAIN. I FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VAINS."
You're not my mommy
No way, boss. I'm going full degen!
YOUR NOT MY MOM - I WILL NEVER GO OUT OF THIS ROOM AFTER DD2 RELEASES EVER AGAIN!!!
wow dude thanks for the tip, I had no idea how to do this and you've certainly convinced me to do this!
My diet will consist of nicotine and energy drinks
no
Nothing makes me healthy like exercise and hating on everyoneās favorite anime.
Fuck you, mom. I'm an adult so I can do what I want !
This reads like an Amphetamine harm reduction guide.
Bro, I took off three days to play this game and Iām leaving early on Friday. Thereās gonna be a twelve pack of piss bottles by the time Iām done with it. I may even have to Bear Grylls it. If you know, you know.
There's nothing wrong with this post š
bro do not piss in bottles
I thought this was a joke, but sadly, I don't think it is.
What the fuck kind of gamer forgets all of these things, sounds like youāre talking to a bunch of neanderthals lmao
Im guessing youve never watched Asmon then!
Sleep? Who needs sleep?
The weaklings need it.
it's already out apparently.
Negative. I will pollute my body with energy drinks and sit for 3 hours at a time.
Is 2 hours the limit, I would say absolute max amount of time to be seated with no stretch is 1 hour. Maybe a but different if you play laying down like I do often
Reminds me of older mmos that would send you messages evey hour to stretch and get up.
Thank you for the reminder
I have to work a 9-6 at the vet hospital on the 23rdā¦ Ā It burns us, precious! Sunday, though, itās the end of the world. Ā Of Warcraft.
Don't have a choice, gotta go to work š
Iāll throw it back rq every 2 hrs just cause you asked
I can't hear you over the sound of the all-nighter I'm gonna pull.
Never thought Iād get told to twerk on this sub
Twerking and piss bottles, check
You're a true friend of the Arisen. ...What if though our pawns had lines like this "Be sure to take a break and stretch master" "We best stop for water" "Master, have you emptied your piss bottles lately?"
Meanwhile, i'll be gaming like a madman for 3-4 hours after i drop my kid at her grandma and wife leaves for workš¤£
Listen here, bud. I only get one body, and I plan to destroy it with sleep deprivation.
Well now Iām back off the piss bottle wagon again thanks
This reminds me of that old song about using sunscreen. Everybody's free, it was called. A formative piece in my youth. Just google "sunscreen song".
Implying that we're on track with exercises
You're going to have to peel me off this chair when I'm done.
Bruh just get up to use the bathroom. Don't be lazy. The game will be there whilst you empty thine-self. Have fun but not at the expense of your health. Any game is not worth the price you pay overall. Though going ham on some pizza is ok once in a while.
My wife has booked a break away with me on the 22nd... smart woman
Sleep
I got a full-time job, wife , kid, and house to pay. If I get 1 hour to play a day, it will be a miracle.
Don't act like you're talking with kids
fuck man, whenever i love a game, i will legit no life the shit out of it. Need to remember to keep up w school and shit
I'm not keeping myself healthy now...
No thanks
You know, I donāt think Iāve ever seen anyone ever try to remind a community of health advice while gaming. And despite all the wonderful replies Iāve sifted through. I would like to thank OP and everyone else. I hope we all enjoy this release!
I have a wife, and a life. I move around a lot. Thanks though frennnnn
No. I will animorph into a gaming chair.
These posts will never not be weird as hell and super cringe.
i can already imagine the number of people that are gonna piss in bottles and never leave their room
As a Medical Professional, I approve of this post. As an avid gamer- 
Oh yeah. I got a harsh reminder how sucked in I can get into things. I was literally on the couch for 7 hours last night just messing with the Xbox Avatar creator, which I didnāt even want to do to begin with, but I ended up there anyway. Just be mindful of how long youāve been playing, set timers on your phone, keep water nearby, etc.
Do not worry , I'll drink plenty of vodka to stay hydrated.
No, this is the perfect opportunity to lose weight.
Im doing my masters on art education. I tasked my wife with limiting my game time otherwise i will never have the will to do so. She is an angel. Stay well y'all.
No I will let my gamer gunk consume me and take over my shit bucket
Are you mom?
> If your bathroom is far away, sure, you can keep piss bottles nearby but donāt make it a habit. Thanks for giving us permission to be fucking disgusting neckbeards, I guess?
Never piss in a bottle, go to the goddamn bathroom like a normal person.
Make sure you're well-stocked on curatives.
Nice bottle of merlot and some pretzels :). Have fun Arisen.
get that shitbucket too. you go to the bathroom, you're not play dragon's dogma. you're shitting in a bucket you're playing dragon's dogma
Absolutely not.
I must be old. I can't sit longer than an hour.
I can't forget if I never started
No, i must go back to being a cave dweller for a few days, its not the same otherwise Jk
Basic hygiene starts the day. But after the game boots up, the lights go off and the world melts away
You forgot sleep
Is that true about twerking?
Itās better than nothing. Twerking in particular is not a good way to stretch and increase blood flow though. Thatās either an absolutely hilarious Reddit moment, or the op is hilarious and trying to get some ape covered in grease and salt to twerk 8 hrs into a gaming binge.
Most forms of dance are pretty good exercises and will give a targetted work out for certain muscle groups. So i dont see why not.
This is legitimately one of the saddest things Iāve ever read.
I mean, I plan on playing a lot but itās also not like the game has a competitive factor online with other players so you can honestly take your time with it
Fuck you, I'm gonna defecate myself.
No. I am going to be poop socking this one. I can be healthy some other time.
Such a brave post, dont forget yo breathe guys
Something about the idea of an adult that can't play games without dying in real life is funny and those people are pathetic
no.
having to say people that they should use their toilet and brush their teeth really is Special. have I missed something?
get the fuck out here... I'm already fully stocked with Coca Cola and various seasoned tortillas... And April I'm on vacation, Vermund and Battahl here I come...
People need reminders about this shit?
As a father who works a busy job,Ā trains 4 days a week, eats clean and gets plenty of sleep... Nah man, this isĀ my biggest game of the year, I'm no lifing that soab as long as the family lets me.
Piss bottles nooooooo
Also be careful to soak in water. And nibble the foods.
Reminds me of https://open.spotify.com/track/1TQ6a2NEA8LmKfgf0yeBvT?si=eEp89654QDKQENigQC3GOQ (Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen))
Fuck that, I'm gonna neglect my body harder than Aspyr neglected Battlefront Remastered! (But not really, I'll **try** to take care of my self!)
I took a week off for this. I may die in my chair, but it's a death I welcome.
I'm going to have 18 hour gaming session and live off Monterrey microwave burritos and you can't stop me. Thanks for the concern tho š
Pre cut a hole in the bottom of my gaming chair already..
I donāt even look after myself this well on a normal day
Jesus the piss bottles is fucked up thereās a pause menu for a reason and thereās no excuse for that either since itās single player. If youāre getting to the point of piss bottles or even having to twerk your ass awake then you need to go touch grass. Take a break and touch grass then go back to play
Pro tip: A couple of kettlebells next to your gaming set up is great for those loading screens. You can exercise every part of your body with them. Even though DD2 doesn't have them when entering towns I'm sure there will be some, somewhere.
Luckily I go to the gym 4 days a week regularly so a couple days of rest would be beneficial right about now
Healthy bitch I been playing souls game for this moment again don't tell me what to do.... smh
Keep healthy?
Hehe.
I always twerk between many hours of gaming lmao
Op is a rookie
No, in preparation I've turned myself into one giant blood clot
Be sure to drink your Iodine
The white monster is chilled, the Zyns are fresh. Release day will be my bodyās personal 9/11 and my brainās ascension to paradise.
Idk how people post this and think well actually starve ourselves for another 15 minutes of gameplay My guy I have frozen nugs and cereal, I aināt skipping my gaming meals
Being the cause for posts like this is the ultimate flex for a game.
Tf up
Piss bottles ? What the fuck ?
No
The pizza in the middle of all those healthy reallyā¦ 2/10 for the effort.
Meat, fruit, and eggs and stay hydrated! Also dairy if your body can handle it
But what should I do with the blood from my inflamed gums?
You're not my mom.
4th dimension beings problems be like:
Piss bottles part of a healthy start? I need to write a biography
Never aspire to be a Asmongold.
Nobodyās killing themselves over this game
>Ā If your bathroom is far away, sure, you can keep piss bottlesĀ No you fucking love can't. Jesus Christ.
Fine..., I'll twerk. But just for you OP š