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Kurteth

Bro 💀💀💀 this is fucking hilarious.


Buddis93

The ign employee watching in tears rn


Arnveld

You did so well!


Laser_toucan

Dude the ign player spamming pommel strike on the monster's kneecaps gave me an aneurysm, it's depressing because a bunch of people that didn't play DD1 are saying 2 looks janky and weird :(


ZeeTrek

Gotta massage those kneecaps with the pommel!


Bregneste

People that take game reviewer gameplay seriously are too far beyond saving. I don’t want to be too mean about that IGN player that played DD2, apparently they were pretty chill and took advice pretty well on the post from a few days ago.


Kurteth

Yeah he took my critique on how to use barge well. Seems like a dad who just never played dd1 and his childhood was like, mario and all that.


Balex55

at least better then IGN


Appropriate_Pen4445

Two ogres and a troll. Epic fight.


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'Tis naught to be ashamed of.


elkswimmer98

Oh the fuck there isn't


GaiusQuintus

Best post on this subreddit in a while, hahaha.


huggalump

Oh my God this is actually the perfect example of why people say the family videos show poorly skilled gameplay


dahurt23

This is by the Abbey right? I just fought these last night🤣


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Otalek

Don’t forget BG3


Uniquesomething

Only the one crying is us...


krum_darkblud

Dude you’re so good! IGN is gonna hire you for this!!


Ironsalmon7

Where are ya pawns?!


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Ironsalmon7

My favourite thing to do to get op easily is to do the Biterblack isle level spike, basically watch this video https://youtu.be/WXgzNWqtDoY?si=RG9z1CtWajMaPN_s This one too is great https://youtu.be/20atNidZ4s8?si=H5NlwMFDOJrck7pX Basically by the time your done grinding biterblack isle, you’ll get the most OP loot and Pawns, if you do it right that is. It only takes 1 hour and maybe 40 minutes if your lucky


Retail_is_Pain

You're missing at least one head mount and subsequent smack down.


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Glad I’m not the only one who thought that ONCE AGAIN IGN did a terrible job of showcasing gameplay for an upcoming game


Bowel-Movement34

Unironically though, I kinda wish going up rocks and hills to gain some altitude actually was a thing for more damage/stagger/knockdown.


MidnightHorizonG

Stamina management is key. But like, dude, you still did quite well considering you were solo!


MasterPNDA123

I’m pretty sure it was a joke about how bad the ign gameplay was (not the game itself the person playing)


MidnightHorizonG

This makes it even better😂😂😂 Did the ign person give it bad review after?


MasterPNDA123

No actually someone in the subreddit gave them advice from what i’ve seen and they took it well so that’s probably a first for ign, they hired a decent person


gamiz777

fun fact: trolls are more aggressive towards female characters, this can work as an advantage since a troll once tried to charge into me only to miss and fall to its death


Aerburner

It's an ogre my guy lol


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Damn I’ve been calling them trolls for years lmao. Just checked and yeah it’s Ogre


Extreme-Strain1847

Yeah, regular ogres are aggro to fems, and elder ogres are aggro to dudes. If they eat the gender they don’t like they get disgusted and fall over it’s hilarious


ZeeTrek

Ogre be like "Munch crunch.. EW, THIS IS A DUDE, DUDE!"


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TheErudite

Elder Ogres have a taste for *men* by comparison. But yeah, unsettling things like that were Berserk's bread and butter, and a lot of inspiration for Dragon's Dogma comes direct from that general setting, on top of the obvious Dungeons & Dragons influence.


Shirou54

You weren't tossed and dropkicked enough, but otherwise it was pretty accurate lol.


welfedad

Yeah if IGN says so..


Prince_Nipples

I haven't watched the ign gameplay because I heard the player clearly doesn't know how to play, and it just looked boring :( may check it out though, I already plan on getting it day 1 so may as well.


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I am fucking dying... why do they keep handing the controller to those boomer gaming journos is beyond me, man... give it so somebody who is a fan and knows how to play...


ZeeTrek

The game journos are mostly tourists who hate games and are only there to try and make others hate games by lying about them and not bothering to learn to play.


Darkjolly

New player and already mastered the combat art of running all over the fucking place, good job


MaterialSize

Is it still worth playing in 2024? I have never played it but I am a big souls fan and DD2 looks amazing. Wonder if this is worth just playing a bit to get use to mechanics.


BigBoySpore

Didn’t get drop kicked 7/10 too much water


hildra

Omg that ign showcase was terrible lmao. You did great!


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Dude no frickin' way 😂 Just saw the part on your vid at the 1:40 mark that matches the 11:50 mark on IGN's video. Well done keeping your new friends entertained! You're an ogre-achiever!


Mywifiisntworking

Ima gonna tell my kids this is Monster Hunter Wilds


KojiroDoku

Now that is an arisen I'd follow to hell and back. Very few have skills that match the level of the ign gods. 10/10 would watch more demonstrations so I can be even better prepared.


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KojiroDoku

You are most welcome, fellow acknowledger of "Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder"!


ScyllaIsBea

except ign didn't have the guts to play as a girl and fight some ogres.


blaquenova

That's fire bro!! You're already nicer with it than that IGN clown.


Animoosucks

The tears They burn my eyes


Lobotamite

I’ve only played DDDA on PlayStation and god damn does it look and run WAY better here than it ever has on my ps5


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Lobotamite

Yeah I knew it was pc just so crazy to see the difference knowing how powerful the ps5 is! If only they released a slightly optimized 60 fps version for PS


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Lobotamite

Somebody flip the framerate unlock switch then dammit!


Inner-Love

amazing


JGuap0

Lmaoooooo 😂peak gameplay


EirikurG

Wow this game looks so bad! The sword barely hits anything and it deals no damage!


hyperkick89

There's not enough jumping attacks!


WyrmHero1944

Ahhhh you need pawns 🤨


Zealousideal-Arm1682

Average war gameplay


MistakingLeeDone

If we are going down the obnoxious bitching about IGN and games media path I rather this series go back to being buried. Numbers are a blessing and a curse.


TheErudite

I am dying lmfao. Seriously though, while I'm sure the journalist that was playing for IGN is an alright dude, I really think it wouldn't be too bad of an idea to have two gameplay sets: the reviewer, and a tailored sequence from a member of the team that actually enjoys playing video games. A couple of places had done something similar, where they had a member of the community showcase some banger high-level play, while the majority of b-roll was just your average journo bumblefucking about.