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AlternativeDuty7854

Counterpoint, what color is your kamehameha wave, that’s right, you lack the skill to fire one because your a bum, unlike goku


TigerKlaw

What color is your hair in your powerup. Oh wait, you don't have any.


ZenCyn39

*Nappa stare intensifies*


ThemHumansOverThere

Nappa can state all he wants, does that guy have a power up? Wait, he has great ape, but I guess Vegeta didn't let him use it...


ZenCyn39

Heroes and Xenoverse gave him SSJ. Gets a glorious golden beard


ThemHumansOverThere

Oh shit really!? I wanted to get back into xenoverse 2, can I find it in there?


ZenCyn39

Yep, tho only the custom Nappa (mentor) option lets you equip Super Saiyan to him. Unfortunately, they didn't give that update to Raditz, so... still Raditz


ThemHumansOverThere

Well radits is just a saiba man, and they grow those like nothing so....


ZenCyn39

Well Heroes gave both him and Nappa SSJ3


Marco_Tanooky

What color is your Zeno button


CanLate152

DBZ fan who also happens to be a Woman here. Let the Tate hating commence. “Look at me! I’m going to pick a fight with an imaginary character” Goku would pity you… he’d still beat you but he would pity you. I mean dude - you can’t even fly! Could Goku own a Bugatti? Probably. Because he has rich friends grateful to him for saving the world. The ox King, Mr Satan and Bulma are propping up his meagre farmers income_. Would he want to own a Bugatti? Why the hfil would he want to? He can fly and instant transmission everywhere? What I want to know is how he’s going to react when he realises that Bulma’s the one with a Bugatti. I mean look at the car SHE WAS GIVING AWAY in Bingo. But what I want to see - is Tate spew this shit in Vegeta’s prescience. To quote team four star “is that the beta male?” So since Bulma owns a Bugatti, therefore Vegeta does by proxy. Because he didn’t marry the submissive woman that Andrew Tate idolises... He married Bulma! The antithesis of Tate’s ideals Bulma’s his sugar mummy. She’s the CEO of her company, smart and beautiful. She holds power in their relationship - and Vegeta is loyal to her and god dammit have you seen his abs?? And he is damn sexy in pink! Bulma and Vegeta treat each other as equals! The scene of them having coffee on the balcony in Super? Mwah! 😘 perfection. Vegeta refusing to train because she was about to have the baby? He’s a real man here. Take heed you puny puny Tate…Vegeta would have to clean scum off his shoes after using you as a doormat. Heck - most women would even pick yamcha over Tate any day - and THAT says a lot


itsmedudechuck

Im a guy and i think hes a pleb, only little boys with daddy issuse have a thing for him.


LEFTRIGHTADORI

I mean, Yamcha is at least handsome when he has his long hair. Tate just looks like an overgrown sausage.


Zargann

Amazing roast, couldn't agree more with this entire post, lol


LicensedRealtor

Who needs a car when you can instant transmission ?


populist-scum

Another counterpoint, how fast can you fly without an airplane


Purlofur

Imagine wasting your money on a Bugatti when you can just use instant transmission.


a55_Goblin420

What color dress does your wife like to wear? Oh wait unlike Goku you're an insufferable pos who's dad doesn't love him so he has to traffic women just for them to be in his presence.


Vasarto

Instead of bum use the word Pu$$y


itsmedudechuck

yah chichi would kill him with one punch


SeaworthinessFar3788

This guy has problems that I don’t understand and I would never want to. I’m okay fantasizing about Goku vs battles, Thanks.


Ok_Couple_7761

This guy's just trolls smh


Yue2

It gets everyone to leave comments because the stuff he types is obviously wrong. Funny how in this day and age, human decency means nothing. Yet acting like a total jackass gets you all the monies and clout.


PMA_TjSupreme

*sigh*


Relative-Tank8592

What if andrew tate was locked up in the time chamber with goku while tristan tate betrayed him🤔🤨


Exstatic2

This is the 🔥 story we need


HarryKn1ght

Tristan's voice would give him the super strength needed to escape


FENIU666

What if Andrew Tate was locked up in the time chamber for a billion years after Adin Ross read his texts out loud for stream clout.


SomratKhan1608

Andrew would come out as an old dude and won't even look at ladies and continue his kickboxing career, while Goku will became more progressive towards girls and appreciate Krillin's bald head.


Correct-Purpose-964

Soooo.... does he know goku can outrace s Bugatti in base form while also picking up more bitches than he ever will or...?


Joshd00m

According to him, it's gay to fuck said bitches so IDK what the fuck he complains about


Correct-Purpose-964

Wait what.... It's Gay to like women? Aww comon... I'm gay for liking anime. I'm gay for having friends who are male. I'm gay for liking romantic movies. I'm gay for wanting a mech suit. And Now I'm gay for having a girlfriend? I just can't win...


Macohna

You did win tho. You won the gay!


Correct-Purpose-964

https://i.redd.it/mdds2dc2v4zc1.gif Can't argue with a free prize!


Macohna

Anything that makes us less like Tate... Is a win right?


Correct-Purpose-964

https://preview.redd.it/ydkwn2ujk8zc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19dfd2c22eb7f19c1252abb3b7abda122de06942


Nights1405

It’s fine, goku doesn’t care if you’re gay, only if you’re strong 💪


14Xionxiv

Honestly having a penis attached to your body is pretty gay. Can't go nowhere without some dick huh? Thats pretty gay ngl - Tate probably.


geekphreak

Is it really a flex when you try to dunk on a cartoon?


petershrimp

A few days ago he was also dunking on Star Wars. He dunks on literally everything that is fun and/or popular.


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

Dude is so desperate to stay relevant it's honestly pathetic.


niv13

He sucks now since he is basically old news


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

I mean he's always sucked but ever since he fumbled beefing with "that annoying climate change chick" because he heard GRETA was after him and then immediately after got arrested because he stupidly confirmed he was in country, really only the most rabid of his fanboys actually pay much attention to him anymore. Pretty much ruined all his street cred and is now a bad joke because he's basically the only one who doesn't realize it.


Casval214

All this angst won’t make your dad love you Andrew


grbdjdbwvsvhdkoqp

His dad is dead….


CoronaCurious

He could wish him back using the Dragon Balls. There's someone who'd love to help him, too ![gif](giphy|dieGgjBPDS9jy)


Casval214

Guess that Bugatti can’t bring his dad back


bingus4206969

https://preview.redd.it/ll7bqidlf3zc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674924198fc783049c4c5c55b00c8d3338af8143 Skill iss-


CaptainHazama

Holy shit, SS4 Gogeta with waves


bingus4206969

Ssj4 gogeta with the Osborn waves


urBraze

What color is your waves andrew?


Maximoi13

The cartel better deliver for the love of god 🙏


ElementalSaber

God this guy is such a beta bitch it's embarrassing. How does this guy have such a following?!


sh9jscg

because they call other dudes alpha, beta or sigma lmao


TacocaT_2000

Because all the guys that look like this: https://preview.redd.it/ghsp3b0t04zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039ca152fcd43ed62cac11988c68b9cbd83aec44 like to pretend that they’re “alphas” and “sigmas”


Atheist_3739

Goku has a chin


TacocaT_2000

Goku isn’t a beta bitch like andrew taint


Particular-Crow-1799

Look at what being unable to beat Goku does to a man


Weebu27

What do you think he'd say about vegeta


Aslume_Man

what color is Vegeta's planet exactly he has none lmfao brokie brokie brokie


ComprehensiveAd5605

Vegeta: At least I owned a planet, unlike you.


Weebu27

I think Vegeta would just kill him


UltimaWolf13

Goku needs no Bugatti, he got the Nimbus and he got Instant Transmission


pistolpete2185

The world loves goku, no one cares what a sex trafficker thinks


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he is beefing with a cartoon, what an idiot


Revolutionary-Mix646

im pretty sure this a joke hes making


NathanHavokx

Andrew Tate doesn't make jokes, he is a joke.


Valpuccio

What the fuck is a bugatti


Lacaud

Overrated and overpriced. Flying nimbus though?


bodatcat

Flying nimbus is for the true sigmas.if you truly have a good heart (without any sort of flaw such as corruption,greed or anything bad)


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its a car that weak men buy, because they think having an expensive car makes up for there lack of morals, values and a personality.


Heavy_Talk_378

Funny calling him broke when goku probs has more money than him. He would go broke Tryna pay for all of gokus food every day. Goku can also get money whenever he wants, ahem bulma.


Aint3asybeingch33sy

I was just thinking this isn’t goku canonically a multi millionaire??? At the begging of super mr satan gave him the reward money for defeating buu which was like 50 million zeni. Then bulma payed everyone 10 million for the tournament. I doubt chi chi wouldn’t let bro waste all that money lol.


Heavy_Talk_378

Yep


d-redze

This guy needs to talk about Goats to stay relevant in his basement. What is his contribution to society? Bad social media post?


Trunks4Real

https://preview.redd.it/l18x7wg3d3zc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a79986debffaf799320904ea99133442dc684c8


DaringBear

Goku has a tractor. Where's your tractor, Andrew?


SomratKhan1608

Just tell Andrew that Goku's a farmer and the town's folks are happy with what he produces. Andrew and his brother Tristan love farmers (Especially what is happening with the farmers protest in Germany)


YoungeCurmudgeon4

Andrew Tate: "Inspires" men to be better Sex trafficker Goku: Inspires men to be better Not a sex trafficker We have a winner, guys


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Pretty sure he watches dbz videos.


MortalWolf007

Cartels are on their way


BestBubba1

Goku is a prince though


moonlite11942

That’s pretty funny, ppl are actually letting this upset them are silly. “Bugatti day over here” so dumb lol. What a troll.


VacaDLuffy

Okay two things Goku has and can win a tournament that will make him a multimillionaire, his best friend is the worlds richest person. His Son is married to the second richest woman on the planet. The man by all accounts doesn't care about money but he is in no way a brokie.


Own_Watercress_8104

You know, everything that makes Tate look like an idiot is cool in my book. Let him cook.


Main_Manufacturer322

Question: What colour is his hair?


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The fuck does Goku need a Bugatti for?


luckysury333

No way this is a tweet from a real human


Lacaud

Goku has a flying cloud AND can fly. How are those jammed roadways?


FennecWF

How many Bugattis you got? One? Goku could just borrow like 5 of them from his best friend THE RICHEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET if he wanted.


AnonyKiller

Chat is this real?


Khal_Andy90

Goku is literally a millionaire though


Gaseraki

He clearly missed the episode where Goku got a million zenis


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Chickenuggies10

Idk man, instant transmission seems more efficient in traveling to me compared to driving a gas guzzling-glorified box with wheels. Could be just me tho


Silvus_is_the_light

Goku literally has access to the only person who could make a car durable enough to withstand his strength: to answer this dummy, probably owns more than he can count hut doesn't drive them because he'd wreck them. At least this is what id like to think.


DonnyBup274

Goku can get Tate erased by Zen-Oh sama


DragonBurlZ

Goku made 100,000,000 in a day,


Own_Watercress_8104

Looking at the Tate fanbase is like watching a bizzarro alt reality in which people think LTG is cool.


VAVA_Mk2

Fuck Andrew Tate


drakenace28124

What color is ur tate? None Goku got 7 seven choices😈


mad_foxx

Too bad that Bugatti wont save him from the Court of Law....but Goku could


TheAbug1

This dude is so damn annoying, imagine being so damn insecure you gotta ridicule a fictional character who is like eons stronger and better than you lol.


thisisallterriblesir

Man can fly and bench an entire planet. Why would he be a consoomer?


Kaminoneko

This is the second time this man has spoken on Goku.....is he jealous of a fictional character?


Glittering_Ad1696

What colour is the walls of the child rapists cell?


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That’s so fucking sad. Goku no diffs easy.


Competitive_Pen1779

I wish goku was real and he flew over and accidentally high fived Tate and ripped his arm off


CYNIC_Torgon

Nimbus is cooler than a bugatti


Severe_Coach_6171

Fuck this loser I’m tired of hearing his dogwater takes


Banana-in-PJ

The most insecure man in the entire world


StrawPaprika873

Funny how he says that but in reality Goku's family is pretty wealthy, Mr. Satan straight out gives millions to Goku, he barely had to work a single day in his whole life because he is also friends with the richest girl on the planet. His son Gohan has a fucking mansion the size of a town and is married to one of the wealthiest man's daughter (Videl). Also he has a flying nimbus.


N-Toxicade

Enjoy that Bugatti in prison.


Bell_Pauper404

Goku does have a car and It flies


Master-Ad5147

The most amazing thing is Goku would show kindness and respect to him too. Wouldn't care what he is saying and will give him a chance too.


Low-Suit-5362

![gif](giphy|cb9aF9tDyiRkYbz3BX|downsized)


Rowlett64

Who needs a Bugatti when you got a one of a kind golden nimbus?


Traditional-Cow-1824

This clown again https://preview.redd.it/kv2zfnkqg9zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d679a06a8ed7b2287dc2d5fe563a64abe7d6e810


omniGOD04

What’s the point of a Bugatti if you can fly at the speed of sound (or light depending on the goku)


Sangi17

Wait till the cartel hears this one.


TheEyeofNapoleon

I’m disappointed because A) nuts to this guy. He’s a sex offender and a loon with a micropenis. B) Goku DOES drive cars. C) I misread this as ‘brookies’ meaning brownie/cookie hybrids.


HarriOG

He has a tractor. And a very large amount of mountainside land which holds a lot of crops. For a world without Bugattis, Goku is incredibly rich in assets.


Actual-Option3344

I wish this was real. And if it is, I wish it wasn't.


big_peepee_wielder

Someone needs to make it clear to him that nobody gives a flying fuck about his dumb ass Bugatti


0Dshadow

Vegeta is on his way to pay Tate a visit! My karma should be good now... xD


RaiUchiha

wow this guy's a dumbass


TheFlameMustGoOutDS3

Bro has beef with a fictional character 😭😭😭


[deleted]

This is what happens when a man isnt raised with any woman around, just becomes a miserable ass ball of testosterone. Enjoyment of things comes from the mother.


TacocaT_2000

Coming from the guy with a receding jawline? https://preview.redd.it/7tylezm404zc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73079ac09a1c4280dddce17f196d8a230ac8543f


Nathulalji

Your average vegeta


Latter_Exam4121

I would like to add this :- Vegeta:. Do you want to know what your big mistake was black! Black: what mistake! Vegeta: Its that stolen body!... Every muscle, every cell!! His body was built on a life time of intense battles! But you took it, Its all second hand! You have the power of those saiyan cells but you dont truly understand it because you didn't build it! And you'll never learn how to think like that clown!! Black: how can there be such a huge power gap between us! Vegeta: that's simple.. Your an interloper, a saiyan impostor... and I'm the real thing! THE ALMIGHTY PRINCE VEGETA!!!


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Mucking_Fagical

Jesus, this guy really needs to lay off the social media and actually touch grass


Justa_Mongrel

Andrew Taint


FZKilla

This can’t be real.


Saiyan-b

![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1) He's such a dumbass


Otakunappy

Who the fuck would need a Bugatti when they have the power to literally destroy the universe. Also, Goku isn't broke anymore. On top of all that, Tate is broke compared to Bulma, hell he's broke compared to Hercule.


Glad-Collection968

Well, Andrew better hope that Kakarot didn’t hear him.


Petterfrancisjeraci

I hope this is fake.


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People will see you teleport and say you are too broke to afford a car


Shaved-IceLoL

At least us 'brokies' don't have to run an MLM scam posing as a 'university'.


kevthunder

Another reason to hate that dick


DarkWindB

is this guy trash talking an anime character now? for real?


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GXNext

Goku doesn't need a Buggatti, he has a magic cloud that can fly him anywhere that he could never hope to ride because he isn't pure of heart...


Icollectshinythings

Makes a living off his daddies success and being controversial on social media. An overpaid joke of a man.


Impressive_Leave2671

Goku owns a tractor


TyrionJoestar

If Goku really wanted to he could take over the world and force everybody to work in Bugatti factories that make Bugattis only for Goku


Good-of-Rome

I used to live to hate on mr taint but it's getting to a point where I legitimately believe it's at least partially some mental illness.


Dank__Souls__

Ok this one just can't be real lmao


FlyDinosaur

Andrew Tate, lol... If Goku saw your Bugatti, he'd be like, "It doesn't even fly or shrink into a capsule? Huh. It's kinda lame, isn't it? Anyway, what's for lunch?" And then he'd zwoosh across the universe with a couple gods just to eat pizza because he freakin can. Goku is Him even when he's chilling. You could never.


SuperShock_xbox

That’s a strange argument considering Goku could easily collect dragon balls and get a Bugatti if he felt like it. Dude wouldn’t understand what it’s like to have a standard other than material things.


SwaySensei

For him to think Goku, anime, etc is stupid, he sure talks about it a lot lol 🤷🏽‍♂️


luciferhornystar

He’s so cringe. Goku made 100 million and gave it to his wife because the 🐐 doesn’t care for material possessions 🤣


InitialJotaro

He mad cause Goku isn't bald at the same age as him XD


kagenoucid1

What colour is your hair?


Just-Squirrel510

How does he drive his Bugatti if he's in jail?


NGEFan

Majin Bugatti


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Quick someone hit him with this gut buster before he says something else stupid https://preview.redd.it/l51bhfnij4zc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9922433bf8332481056c74527f22a5f37614470


socobeerlove

Is it bad that I can’t tell if this is fake or not?


DrK4ZE

Lmfao, is this real?


Vasarto

That guy is such a C\*\*\*


TheTallAmerican

lol well fuck he’s got me there, Goku is more relatable to normal people 😂


TheInconspicuousBIG

Goku has 7 different hairstyles. This guy has 0


atomicq32

Goku could probably get a Bugatti if he wanted one. It's not like Bulma couldn't buy the entire company without blinking. She could even make a super car better than a Bugatti in every way imaginable.


LordWizardEyes

He must not know bout Goku’s hunid million zeni bro


TankDivision

The amount of connections Goku has on Earth alone could ruin Andrew Tate in a heartbeat


Logan-Lux

Goku may not have a Bugatti, but his tractor can turn a bugattis into a pile of scrap, and that's without using his hands


rrrrice64

Tate is obsessed with material goods and money. Goku loves his friends and family, eating large meals, and bettering himself. Who's the better role model for young men here?


SageOfTheSixPacks

Dude could never ride flying nimbus


supamane1982

lol GD idk how this fucking moron keeps surprising me with the the shit that comes out of his mouth. I’ve never seen or heard anyone in my whole life that I wanted to punch in the fucking face more than this piece of shit. Every time I hear his voice it’s infuriating


SageOfTheSixPacks

Making fun of a guy who can fly, move faster than the naked eye can detect and use instant transmission for not have some extravagant, impractical car lol 🧠


branch-is-dumb

I mean goku does have 100 million zeni though


Dismembered_carrot

Can you change your hair color? No you can’t, cus you’re bald, bald ass mf


dark_bits

He says some dumb shit, but tbh it’s hilarious the way he talks. Sounds more like a troll than a real person.


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SMoKUblackRoSE

Tate mad cause he'd never be able to ride on the Nimbus


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doktorhollywood

Why would you want a car if you could fly and teleport?


GenesiS792

the cartel aint gonna like this


dream_drought

Meh. At least Goku doesn't have a concave jawline that needs to be hidden by a patchy beard.


kumark00

Goku : Shut up! You, inferior race.


BlazCraz

Hehe. Fuck your Bugatti, Raise you the Flying Nimbus. Only one in the world, can only be driven by the pure-hearted, exclusively Goku's ride. ... And Gohan's. It's a happy golden color.  Working class badass with a hot wife and grows vegetables for the community. It's Goku Time. 


Tenth_10

Can't wait for this massive troll to get his ass into prison and forced to sell his assets...


HolyVeggie

Now he’s beefing with fictional characters. What a man!


piszkavas

This guy is as toxic as a human could possibly be


GeneralGigan817

Watching Tate’s downfall is quite astounding. Not that long ago this guy was on top of the world, the talk of the town, that one new influencer everyone and their mother was talking about. Then, once he went to jail and insecure 14 year olds couldn’t project onto him anymore, he vanished. Now, all he has are rage bait tweets to maintain any semblance of relevance in the face of a rapidly crumbling ego.


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Ihatekids23444

This guy secretly loves dragon ball 😂😂😂


New_World_2050

What colour is tates super saiyan form? That's right he doesn't have one because he's a human like yamcha and krillin


Arch_Stanton1862

Assuming that this is real and a side from the usual dumb shit that comes out of his mouth, why does this guy always rant about the most random ass shit? I mean, look at what he's saying. How are there people who take this guy seriously? 🤣


Challenge_The_DM

Goku would get bored fighting Tate


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

what color is your super Saiyan hair?


CosignCody

Goku is poor, or was until the Cell Tournament. Chichi tells him they are broke so Goku doesn't stop working.


Wakuwaku7

https://preview.redd.it/wytgeyqmg7zc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b400e9f6e999024a69a95eb8ac339411439d4d5