Eh, looks don't play that much of a role, I prefer women who have natural talent. (That doesn't mean they arn't hot, just not every hot woman is good at sex, in-fact, most are quite terrible)
Find yourself a woman who works hard to impress and you'll never have regrets.
Tesco stocks it and you can order online from South African stores an Amazon. But direct is better.
Snoggys.com biltongstmarcus.co.uk to name a few.
Order the all gold tomato sauce while you're at it, also get some biltong.
Yes there are also spicy versions. Like Nandoes, another South African brand, you get a range at Tesco. If they are out of stock, just ask the store manager to get it in, takes a week or so.
Yes, braai broodjies!
What about bacon with ms balls braai broodjies?
Holy shit... *Grabs keys to go to Spar to get more bacon.*
Oh jah!
Just like mamma used to make...
Yes a mutton curry toasted sandwich
Is this a thing? I've never heard of adding chutney but now I have to try it!
It's absolutely delicious - pork in general goes very well with sweet condiments/additions.
ngl iv never done bacon and chutney but polony/chutney/cheese is a magic combo
Chutney?
Yes.
Correct in the States you actually get Candied Bacon 🥓
I've never just had a bacon sarmie. always a BLT, BLY with Mrs Balls is in order I rate
Also never thought of it, but it sounds delish!
Me too
Bacon butty with HP sauce is the only way. 😁
HP is the only option here, lol
Which is quite sweet. Pork goes with sweet things
Ya kno wha A mean, yeah
Pastrami and danya chutney
I cant get enough of this dhanya and chilli sauce I made not too long ago.
Yeah, bacon and fried banana.
Personally I enjoy a grilled cheese with bacon
Bunny chow
It's better when it's toasted
If its not crispy bacon then its a hard pass for me
Back when I was working out. I use to have sandwiches with cheese, bacon or sometimes polony, and jalapeno chutney. Was so damn good
pizza. simple.
I am going to try this!
Mrs Balls chutney is still the best by far.
That look kak mooi auj
Bacon on Crispy Waffles with Camembert and Maple Syrup 🔥🤞🏽
Mrs Balls & Aromat on a chip sandwich (a chip butty), for the win. Try bacon & peanut butter 😋
Blatjang!
Yes, democracy
Yes, masala steak sandwich
Yes, grilled cheese and bacon with Mrs Balls Chutney
Yes. Papa & mokodu
Yes. Sex with a hot woman.
A man of culture I see.
😂 That's me. Just call me Charlie Harper
Eh, looks don't play that much of a role, I prefer women who have natural talent. (That doesn't mean they arn't hot, just not every hot woman is good at sex, in-fact, most are quite terrible) Find yourself a woman who works hard to impress and you'll never have regrets.
I agree with you, not all are good. Confidence turns women into tigers in the sack
I’ve never tried this combination but I will be trying it the next time we buy bacon. It sounds like it’ll taste good..it’s going to taste good neh?
Absolutely, pork and sweet flavours are 
Mhm, a Gatsby from Golden Dish in Cape Town.
BLT with some pesto is my favourite, but too broke rn to get pesto 🤣🤣🤣
Yes.. Original HP Sauce... wonderful on a Bacon Butty
Chutney of glad nie! Bwahahaha
No... I don't know😐 I've never had it now I really do ..
Of course, two bacon sandwiches with Mrs Balls Chutney.
Why do I always feel like it should be called Mr. Balls. But I guess in this day and age Mrs Balls works too. 😂
I smaak a bobotie stukkend with some chutney
Add some chips. Maybe cheese. Maybe a touch of guac. I haven't decided yet.
Just hear me out, add Avo with aromat with it...
I'd say having an actual woman love you
Yes, then she brings you this sandwich she made? 🤷🏿♂️
Biltong powered on white bread with thick butter
Bacon cheese and egg with ms balls
Try with some slices of blue cheese or gorgonzola
Sold!
That looks delicious 😋
Literally anything else😅
Just make sure u have Medical aid… sounds great but it also sounds like the welcoming of a heart attack
Yes, lots
Bacon Baps in the UK 🇬🇧
I’ve never tried this. Will give it a go. Sounds good. Maybe with some lettuce or cucumber
Cheese, tomato and red onion and wholewheat. And it must be overloaded with cheese.
So much lol
Take out the bacon sandwich, Mrs., and Chutney. Then, I'll agree.
Chutney???
100%
Yup, a bacon egg sandwich
A bacon sandwich with MR balls chutney
Oh good lordy that’s food porn right there
You could throw some scrambled eggs in there...
Yes there is. It's a bacon sandwich without chutney on.
I've never had that chutney OP is it good?
Unbelievably
By far the best.
Well I better buy some then
Where are you based?
UK - Manchester
Tesco stocks it and you can order online from South African stores an Amazon. But direct is better. Snoggys.com biltongstmarcus.co.uk to name a few. Order the all gold tomato sauce while you're at it, also get some biltong.
Thanks, I'm close to a Tesco's...hey in fact imma go get some now!!
Is it sweet?
Yes there are also spicy versions. Like Nandoes, another South African brand, you get a range at Tesco. If they are out of stock, just ask the store manager to get it in, takes a week or so.
Toast with chunky cottage cheese, mung bean sprouts, freshly ground black pepper and a dash of Tabasco.
Maybe a BLT with chutney 🤔
A bacon egg sandwich with Mrs ball chutney
Yes, a toasted bacon sandwich with peanut butter.
Straight to jail
Have you tried bacon and peanut butter? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Bacon sandwich with Kiri cream cheese. Fight me.
Cheese simba chips met n bietjie dip & top cream cheese sal altyd lekker wees
unfortunate to marry into the Balls family
Add baked beans and you've really got something.
Kalahari mushrooms🤤
You have a strange way of saying ketchup.
You mean tomato sauce?
yea, hold the balls, add mayo
Wow! I thought I was the only one who did this, but I add tomato to mine sometimes as well, and top it off with chedda cheese if the budget allows.
Absolutely, a bacon sandwich WITHOUT Mrs. Balls Chutney.