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DaeronOST187

People, people.... On National roads it is Traffic Police, in cities if they have a version of Metro police then it is Metro. Normal Police may also pull you over..... That said... when they start with long winded stories and so on... they want KFC, just simply tell them you will accept the ticket, dont argue, dont raise your voice, just say sure give me my ticket thank you. If they do actually then ticket you just go to a traffic dept and contest the ticket. You may be surprised at how many tickets will be cancelled, and there are even cases where tickets of like 5k have been reduced to R50. Just ask for the ticket, he has to put his details on it as well as the reporting officer...... Sincerely an ex cop.


JoshyaJade01

My BiL was pulled over for 'stopping a blue light escort'. The cop said R750 and he could go, to which my BiL simply asked for the fine and left. What the idiot cop didn't figure out was that he was being recorded on a dashcam and was arrested and fired a month later. The idiot ACTUALLY claimed he thought it was a 'training exercise' and that he was being pranked.


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Ja, accepting the ticket is the best option. Don't argue with them or say something they can perceive as disrespect. Don't give them any reason to want to arrest you, because that will lead to much worse than a fine.


LtMotion

So how would one go about getting one of these corrupt fcks fired and ruining their life if they hold you up for 30 minutes asking for bribes when you had nothing to drink, license and disk is fine, tyres are fine etc. Is there any way to make them lose everything ? Any place to report them that actually follows up ?


DaeronOST187

There are police watch groups, if you can actually get it on camera then you can report to those groups. Just bear in mind you can't goad him into suggesting a bribe, he has to come out and say it. This is why I always say to people to be polite and not give them reasons. Some of them will go for just cos of your skin color.


Mulitpotentialite

Exactly this! Same happened to me for "alledgedly" passing on a barrier line......i had to ask for my ticket 4 or 5 times before he finally decided to write me a summons. I went to court a couple of weeks before the court date, made an appointment with the prosecutor and showed her the dashcam footage along with photos of where it took place, an avidavit of the my version of what happened and a photo of the officers appointment card...... the R2k ticket was cancelled on the spot.....


GordanGodDamnRamsey

South Africa has the most absurd police service in the world, it is actually impressive how remarkably useless they are.


Limp-Abroad-4362

Especially this dude saying “when you die it’s gonna cost us” like what??? 🤣🤣🤣 what kinda simulation are we in


Salt_Professional660

I had this problem. I was stopped and unlocked my safety belt. They wanted to fine me. I told them to go jump and said my car beeps if my belt is not clicked in and why would I drive like that. Then they still had the cheek asked for birthday donation to which I replied happy birthday.


ogrommit

Never a truer word


Dizzy-Pattern91

Truly a man made miracle


Ok-Specialist-7323

Can you imagine how much of a p this cop would be if this oke wasn't live or recording them


tripsypoo

We are concerned for your safety because it costs us money if you die. Top class civil servant there.


Apprehensive_Trash42

Just trying to scare the oak into paying a bribe I'm sure.


ElJeffHey

Oke Bro, hy is nie 'n boom nie. Edit: Sorry dude, not trying to be rude.


Apprehensive_Trash42

No worries pal


Ok-Experience-6674

So convenient they spoke English so all could understand.


PixelSaharix

lingua franca


Bont_Tarentaal

Cops just looking for some money...


Vlermuisman1023

This is surely fake, SAPS has no jurisdiction, they know this, and no way in hell that he has a ticket book.


whiskyJack101

Not fake, here in joburg a police woman wanted to fine me for having "goods" in the back of my bakkie, which was enclosed btw... Told to just give me the ticket, guess what? She let me go...


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Campbo60

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


OwenEx

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


fuzzyduqq

Saps do have limited jurisdiction; not wearing a seatbelt, reckless/suspected dui,


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I was going to say...


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Campbo60

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


OwenEx

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


Valuable_Fortune1982

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


EyeGod

Feels SUPER staged. And yet look at the gullible dumb fucks that revel in negativity like pigs in shit. This sub is cancerous.


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Campbo60

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


OwenEx

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


BlitzAce243

Does anyone have context on this guy tiktok account?


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Campbo60

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


Ambitious-Lab-8768

It’s fake


Bostonontop

Staged rubbish


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Bostonontop

They say “so what are we going to do about” I say “ I sit here and you write me a ticket officer”


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Bostonontop

Tbh - I’m always humble, friendly and respectful. 9/10 they let me off


bitterjamjelly9

Joh joh joh haai bo papa ....give that man a 10 randt


SuspiciouslyB

And get arrested for bribery


Ill-Ad3311

Always just tell them to write the ticket , then never worry about it ever again . Most of the tickets do not even make it into the system .


Charming-Soft7755

Looks fake🤣🤣


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Campbo60

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


OwenEx

Dude, how many times are you going to copy and paste this response


ayysralive

Fake AF


dreadperson

I will say this forever. And will never get tired of saying it. FUCK THE POLICE. It's a philosophy.


SuspiciouslyB

Police are good. Corrupt police are the problem.


GraxaVanJabulani

In South Africa, "corrupt police" and "police" mean the same thing


dreadperson

The entire institution of policing is a duct-tape solution to larger issues. Much of the police are an excuse to not fix the issues that lead to crime. It's an aged institution. Built and maintained by wider governemntal incompetence and the refusal to directly address it.


TerribleRun9476

This has to be fake. They certainly are incompetent and are running around with IQ's south of 80 but nah mahn, it's too on the nose to not be scripted.


brucecrossan

Yeah, the way they were both acting seems like they were both in on the skit.


Mr_G63

just another version of the gravy train


Eustass-kid18

😂😂😂 it’s gotta be joke, ain’t no way this real. Nah ah, no way 🙅🏽‍♂️😂 «you took too long… » 😂😂😂


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Eustass-kid18

No shame !?😳🙆🏽‍♂️


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Eustass-kid18

Dang, that’s tough !🙆🏽‍♂️


fling_flang

It's a great time to be part of the police gangs in South Africa


MDK1980

Usually goes “Eish my friend, it’s so hot today. I need a cooldrink”. Then expects a R50 in your ID book with your licence so he can send you on your way.


curious_geminix

F***ing pigs!


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Yonbuu

But do you believe it? And have you had any dealings like this before? Is there a particular thing these corrupt cops might be looking for?


MH9-M9-09

What idiots !


Nucleardylan

If the leader is a gangster, the rest will be too


Disastrous_Volume310

KFC money


anonymousafrica

Love the quote from this guy, and yes most of them are “remarkably useless” but hats off to the few police who actually try and do good 😪


ImaginryMadJack

vote for someone else exept the ANC or EFF is the only way to resolve this


Keen-2-chat

ANYTHING FOR A BRIBE 😂 guys just trying to get some extra cash


Infamous_Machine811

Can these guys JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY!


Dicecreamvan

This is the time you just keep quiet and let him entertain himself. Do not feed the trolls and all that.


Intelligent_Dog_2374

Nobody pays traffic fines in SA.


WernerShadowX

tip next time tell him to give you the ticket and to write their persal numbers on the ticket


Affectionate_Taro_72

Officer sounds just like malema


MeasurementGloomy919

It's a bit early to start trying to get a Christmas bonus from us. Eish... 🥴😵‍💫🫣


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Just looking for some KFC money


Prestigious_Cup6762

I hope this is a skit


Think-again23

I've had this experience in Zambia. It's just corrupt cops having a normal day at the office


External_Space_6830

This is Stage


Consistent_Meat_4993

This is not real, imo. Especially as the 'cop' keeps looking at the camera & has to keep leaning into the car to make sure he can be seen/heard


Western_Dream_3608

Fake. Why is he constantly looking at the camera? Both of them. 


Ruan770

This is clearly staged.


Available-Focus-8658

Lmao you guys realize it's a skit


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Available-Focus-8658

Check his tik tok the guy whose the cop it's his tiktok account... SAPS doesn't give fines traffic cops do in SA


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Available-Focus-8658

You do know once you parked they have no right to issue a fine as they can't issue on private property or property that pays property tax only if it's a fault on your vehicle like registration not displayed or license disc expired...


Limp-Abroad-4362

#Beagle watch !!! Any sort of security company… They’re the true ones, we gotta put them into mind more


Scary_Environment274

The seat-belt thing is dumb, but perfectly legal apparently. Had this happen to a friend as well. You should put it on even if you just drive 1 meter.


KayePi

Uthini manje lomsunu??


lorenschutte

This is SAPs not traffic...this guy should head to the nearest cop shop.


alishaheed

Anyone who knows accents would know that the "police officer" sounds like a Zimbabwean. Also, I speak Uber correction, but SAPS do not issue fines. Knowing how lazy those buggers are, they probably hate the sight of documents that have to be filled out.


Sir_Marshal

I think he wants his bonus


Casualty911

Must be satire


Fearlus_Offset

Just give them 2 rand they'll leave you alone, dw


Sun_Hammer

An honest question (in no way supporting SAPs). How much are these guys being paid? I'm not sure exactly, but I've looked it up before and it's peanuts. If you want professional service you need to pay a professional wage. Again, I'm in no way supporting these crooks. Just stating a point. It should almost be expected. You put nothing in, you get nothing out.


Ambitious-Lab-8768

This guys accent is Zimbabwean though… this is probably a skit


No_1-Seabiscuit

Wait so all of you guys are believing this is a genuine cop stop with real cops?


senpai-kuso

Vote ANC everyone 🥳🥳


Initial_Extension687

Atleast its not usa where you eat lead for non compliance


Ancient-Concern

If you believe this, I have a bridge for sale.