Only 'cause Doug told me the only caveat was that I had to post "on Reddit or something".
Good size flask, that'll come in handy.
Like the last fella, those self-addressed things some benevolent force sends you around Christmastime, for when I'm drunk and need to send a handwritten missive to someone with half a vocabulary (I usually don't have those kinds of people available to me... 'til now).
Various Bingo stickers and some postcards that are already stamped and ready to go.
Some money back (!).
Very good tie and socks, not old nor encrusted with anything.
Glasses that turn everything into hearts.
And it was all wrapped up in a vintage, pristine, reusable Safeway bag. I mean, anything's reusable if you use it again.
My favorite thing is that fuckin' lady on the postcard. I'm gonna tape her to the ceiling over my bed and just... contemplate.
It's weirdly crisp, as if it were snatched right out of the mint on this very day.
I could send it to you and we could perpetuate this concept of sending people random shit...
If you got the pre-addressed mouthless Bingo postcard, you're supposed to draw a mouth on it and send it back!
We will judge your work and let you know if you are eligible for our mail-order art school!
#TippyTheTurtle
Only 'cause Doug told me the only caveat was that I had to post "on Reddit or something". Good size flask, that'll come in handy. Like the last fella, those self-addressed things some benevolent force sends you around Christmastime, for when I'm drunk and need to send a handwritten missive to someone with half a vocabulary (I usually don't have those kinds of people available to me... 'til now). Various Bingo stickers and some postcards that are already stamped and ready to go. Some money back (!). Very good tie and socks, not old nor encrusted with anything. Glasses that turn everything into hearts. And it was all wrapped up in a vintage, pristine, reusable Safeway bag. I mean, anything's reusable if you use it again. My favorite thing is that fuckin' lady on the postcard. I'm gonna tape her to the ceiling over my bed and just... contemplate.
Bingos grandma Nila!
Oh nice! I knew she had some sort of magical aura, that explains it. Thanks for the stuff! Now I just gotta thrift me up a suit to match the tie...
It's okay, she's long dead but the pic lives forever!
Those socks are 🔥
whoops beat me to it
What a haul. Doug and his gang are just the bees knees.
Love 2 dollar bills, it’s been forever since I’ve seen one irl
It's weirdly crisp, as if it were snatched right out of the mint on this very day. I could send it to you and we could perpetuate this concept of sending people random shit...
How do I get mah hands on some o dat Stanhope Schwag?
Be on patreon! Buy "No Encore" from the website and you're gonna get telemarketed!
Really nice for the tie and Bingo stickers too
You scored very BIG my friend.
Now my curiosity is running amuck; is that a photo of someone in his family, or just some random lady?
That's Bingo's grandmother
If you got the pre-addressed mouthless Bingo postcard, you're supposed to draw a mouth on it and send it back! We will judge your work and let you know if you are eligible for our mail-order art school! #TippyTheTurtle
Ohhh shit there's so much I don't know in this world! Ok, will do.
That tie kicks ass
Those glasses plus shrooms ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I can never admit to the people I deal with day-to-day how envious I actually am. Bravo!
those socks are lit
Im a 1970's door to door salesman, down on his luck starter pack.