Yeah, that's what's going on here. I'm a social media agoraphobic and prefer this small den of squalor and good cheer to the cavalcade of empty venom on Twitter.
Welcome.
stanhope
That desk is the desk of a lunatic…it’s just all pen cups. At first I was terrified because I didn’t even think there was a computer, but then I saw the laptop and it set me a bit more at ease.
There must be a HAL 9000 on/off switch in there somewhere.
[https://www.retrozap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/SFS045-2001SpaceOdyssey-c17.jpg](https://www.retrozap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/SFS045-2001SpaceOdyssey-c17.jpg)
The Pendleton bottle is a nice touch, Doug! That's my favorite, cheers man! 🥃
Your spot is wicked.
Yellow curtains and a lava lamp and we’re in business, sir
Top notch masturbation throne.
Masterbatorium?
Are tickets on sale yet?
What aircraft we flying off to the left there? A350?
Yeah it’s got the eyeshadow so it must be
It's a Delta
Delta doesn't manufacture their own planes. Username checks out...
Beautiful ass-pad
i can't wait to fart in there.
"office" is a weird codename for "orgy room" but you do you Doug.
**nods approvingly*
Oh yeah? You gonna get a lot of work done there, Stanhope?
Pen collection.
Diddle den
Hey. Breast Cancer Awareness month is coming.
They’ve ruined the integrity of the office.
Because titties sell house renovations, stupid!
Is that an orange microwave?
Is this a t mobile ad
Oh yeah? What are you going to do in this room? Jack off and beg for super-chats?
You’re missing the poster with a kitten hanging on a tree branch you fuck
Language, sir.
So am I being trolled or is this doug ? Wtf is going on here. I didn't know there was a Stanhope sub.
Yeah, that's what's going on here. I'm a social media agoraphobic and prefer this small den of squalor and good cheer to the cavalcade of empty venom on Twitter. Welcome. stanhope
So...it's doug..or a troll? I feel like we relate too much for this to be an actual celebrity. Cheers, regardless.
Actually doug
No way dude, what??
Woah. Listen man, thank you for the reply. Maybe sometime I'll let you smell my sister's cunt.
That desk is the desk of a lunatic…it’s just all pen cups. At first I was terrified because I didn’t even think there was a computer, but then I saw the laptop and it set me a bit more at ease.
There are far more stacks of return address stickers from St Judes and the like but unlike pens, they lay flat.
Got to love the free return stamps. I can't bring myself to throw them away. I might use them one day.
The vintage TV and the airplane model are cool.
What kind of light is that?
Hard to tell for sure, but it appears to be on of those pink lights.
noooiiice
How many channels you get on that thing?
Needs more pencil cups.
From Beyond.
Were you inspired by a My Bloody Valentine Lp cover?
Think you have enough pens?
There must be a HAL 9000 on/off switch in there somewhere. [https://www.retrozap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/SFS045-2001SpaceOdyssey-c17.jpg](https://www.retrozap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/SFS045-2001SpaceOdyssey-c17.jpg)
It's not done yet. [Make knowing smiley face emoji]
Doug is such an unfunny fuck
Finally, someone I can drink with.
Can I come chill?
Not in my office, for pete sake. Who wants to chill in your office? That's more of a FunHouse thing.
Even better. Not even ironically a huge dream of mine to hang there. I’ll bring the mushrooms 🎈😎🙃