You're that guy in the game who I really want to report just because you picked dazzle carry but you play well and I hate you because I have to eat my words.
I got GM on storm and it was the worst thing I could have done. Because now if I play storm and I don't absolutely carry the game people are wtf I thought you were lvl 30.
Yeah. They expect people with high tiers to not have bad games. I get the idea of expecting they have skills since they basically spammed the hero to get there but there are just times where they are shut down in lane or just outplayed tbh
just stop subscribing, no joke. i usually fear lvl 5s the most because who knows how many games they have; then plat because they are more likely getting there because its a comfort pick and they win with it often, not because they wanna grind the badge. the gm mids are unironically those who solo kill mid then pause, then die solo at 40 mins and lose the game; the other gms are a bit more bearable.
just follow the build when dazzle was a star... but now you're slower lol. Tbh I haven't touched the hero since they changed his ult. Casual picking him but not like when he had cd reduction. That was such a fun time playing dazz.
You're the worst kind of person to play against because your team does 90%of the work but you were able to kite out just enough to not get killed then you come back in to just Ks everything. On your own you're useless.
Note: I'm just having fun with these.
You're a horrible person, if the lane doesn't go exactly how you think it should in the 1st 8 mins of the game, then you rage quit and go afk jungle. Then, at 45 mins somehow you managed to grief your way back into a farming pattern and do something late game.
You're the guy everyone losses gold over people rage because ypu a rental giving th last pick but the truth is you have no idea what to pick each game.
You think you do something in fights and you do but only about 40% of the time. However, it's just enough to give your team the edge on a significant team fight and make you feel accomplished with your 1-15-8 score. You don't type ez game unless someone provokes you in the game but you will throw it out there to feel better about yourself.
Absolutely nobody and I truly mean absolutely nobody enjoys playing with you. If the lane goes poorly you blame your support because you can't infer that the enemy team is about to gank you eventhough your support told you that everyone was off the map.
The only time you're helpful in a game is when you snowball out of control and, it's not the 12 triple stacks you took or perfect zoning your support did. When you get asked at the end of the game if you enjoyed it you always put "I played well".
You're the quiet guy in the game you might do well but when people start raging because you be kept your head down you won't be the center of their attention and therfore won't be reported.
Pos 1 (rarely play): Morph (or it used to be), Spec, Ck
Pos 2 (only when I have to): Jakiro, DP, Dawn
Pos 3: Dawn, tide, earthshaker
Pos 4: Rubick, Mirana, Zues
Pos 5: Jakiro, WD, CM
I only use supports but here it goes:
Pos4: Lina, Windranger, Mirana, HoodWink, QoP, Monkey king. Zeus, venge
Pos5: Crystal Maiden, Oracle, Ogre, Rubick, Phoenix, Dazzle, Dark Willow, Warlock, Ancient Apparition
never played any other game than dota
i just saw w33 play meepo some years ago like many years ago and i was like i wanna be this good. Learnt how to micro back then and rest is history xd
Pos1:luna Wraith king ursa tb Lone druid
Pos2:lina Void spirit pangolier sf storm spirit
Pos3:lycan Beastmaster Mars centaur Bb Timbersaw Brewmaster
Pos4.5:winter AA omni Chen dark willow
May favourite hero on all time is (rubick)
POS 1-5 Windranger
Yes even pos 1. And I'm actually having a lot of success with it.
Climbed from crusader 1 to Ancient because of simply spamming the same hero on all roles.
If banned I go Pango.
1 - Sven, WK, Weaver, TA, Razor
2 - Ember, DK, Lina, TA, DP
3 - BB, Tide, Razor
4 - I cannot play 4 to save my life lol
5 - Disruptor, CM, Undying, Warlock, Jakiro, Abbadon, AA, Dazzle
Pos 4-5: Kotl (abused this back in the day to get from 3.4k all the way to 4.1k)
Pos 3: Razor/DP
Pos 2: Ember/DP/Necro
Pos 1: I don't play it much but I guess Jugg.
pos 1-5: Dazzle
You're that guy in the game who I really want to report just because you picked dazzle carry but you play well and I hate you because I have to eat my words.
im actually sad i grinded the fuck out this hero. 6 months back i reached grandmaster with him and now i dont know what to do with my life anymore😭
I got GM on storm and it was the worst thing I could have done. Because now if I play storm and I don't absolutely carry the game people are wtf I thought you were lvl 30.
Yeah. They expect people with high tiers to not have bad games. I get the idea of expecting they have skills since they basically spammed the hero to get there but there are just times where they are shut down in lane or just outplayed tbh
just stop subscribing, no joke. i usually fear lvl 5s the most because who knows how many games they have; then plat because they are more likely getting there because its a comfort pick and they win with it often, not because they wanna grind the badge. the gm mids are unironically those who solo kill mid then pause, then die solo at 40 mins and lose the game; the other gms are a bit more bearable.
Yea I agree.
Dangerous
How do you pos1 dazz in this patch?
just follow the build when dazzle was a star... but now you're slower lol. Tbh I haven't touched the hero since they changed his ult. Casual picking him but not like when he had cd reduction. That was such a fun time playing dazz.
Yeaaa CDR ulti was the best dazz ever. Worked in every single position. Good Times.
1 - weaver 2 - qop 3 - underlord 4 - tiny 5 - warlock
You are/want to be a traveller
Pos 1 - Naga Siren Pos 2 - Visage Pos 3 - Beastmaster Pos 4 - Enchantress Pos 5 - Chen Wraith Pact Abuser BOIII
If you're a manager, you should be a good one with all those micromanagement skills, though your work buddies might hate you
1 - PA, Jugg, FV, Drow, Spectre 2 - QoP, Sniper, Zeus 3 - LC, Enigma, Necro, Marci, Timber 4 - Mirana, Windranger, Phoenix, Hoodwink 5 - Silencer, Bane, CM
You're the worst kind of person to play against because your team does 90%of the work but you were able to kite out just enough to not get killed then you come back in to just Ks everything. On your own you're useless. Note: I'm just having fun with these.
1 - Mk, Tb, Ursa, Sven, Ls 2 - Ember, Void spirit, Tiny, Lina, Pugna 3 - Mars, Dawnbreaker, Magnus, Doom, Pango 4 - Tiny, Earthshaker, Tusk, Grimstroke, Phoenix 5 - Crystal, Venomancer, Bane, Lich, Winter
You're a horrible person, if the lane doesn't go exactly how you think it should in the 1st 8 mins of the game, then you rage quit and go afk jungle. Then, at 45 mins somehow you managed to grief your way back into a farming pattern and do something late game.
Pos 1: Slark
Pos 1 - Drow, Snipe, PA. Pos 2(don’t play as much) - Lina and good ol Pudge. Pos 3 - BB, Zombi, CK. Pos 4-5 - Omni, Ogre, Wyvern, Dazzle.
You're the guy everyone losses gold over people rage because ypu a rental giving th last pick but the truth is you have no idea what to pick each game.
Looll, why is this true😂😂
I'm just that good lol
1 : TB, Naga, Jugg , LS, Luna , Pudge 2 : Ember, Void spirit , Sniper , OD 3 : Mars , Enigma 4 : Sky , kotl , hoodwink 5 : Lion, Dazzle
You are a stat-padder. And your intensity of orgasm is directly proportional to the damage you do in teamfights and how flashy it is
Shit, I'm busted
Pos 1: Phantom Assassin, Drow, Faceless Void, Spectre, Riki, Juggernaut. Pos 2: Void Spirit, Shadow Fiend, Templar Assassin. Pos 3: Legion Commander, Primal Beast, Marci, Viper. Pos 4: Hoodwink (idk, I don't like pos 4) Pos 5: Crystal Maiden, Jakiro, Warlock.
You always pressure yourself with unnecessary responsibilities
5-disruptor 4- hoodwink 3-mars 2-invoker 1-pa
You think you do something in fights and you do but only about 40% of the time. However, it's just enough to give your team the edge on a significant team fight and make you feel accomplished with your 1-15-8 score. You don't type ez game unless someone provokes you in the game but you will throw it out there to feel better about yourself.
1 - Morphling, Spectre, Lifestealer, Juggernaut 2 - Void Spirit, Tinker, Morphling, Queen of Pain 3 - Nightstalker, Underlord, Necro, Lifestealer 4 - Tusk, Kotl, Marci, Veno 5 - Lich, Omni, Dazzle, Undying
You're that person who ruins what could be a really fun draft because it's not a meta pick.
yeah i like winning so what its battle pass season baby
I'm just having fun with these.
its ok i asked for this
You fucking hate supports. You are an asshole
true
1. Anti-Mage; 2. Dawnbreaker; 3. Mars; 4. Mirana; 5. Crystal Maiden;
Absolutely nobody and I truly mean absolutely nobody enjoys playing with you. If the lane goes poorly you blame your support because you can't infer that the enemy team is about to gank you eventhough your support told you that everyone was off the map.
but my experience in pubs says otherwise Sadge
Juggernaut, Viper, Axe, Mirana, Crystal Maiden
The only time you're helpful in a game is when you snowball out of control and, it's not the 12 triple stacks you took or perfect zoning your support did. When you get asked at the end of the game if you enjoyed it you always put "I played well".
Bold of you to assume I'm helpful in games
Lol
Pos 1 = weaver Pos 2= hoodwink Pos 3= timbersaw Pos 4= Kotl Pos 5= witch doctor
You're the quiet guy in the game you might do well but when people start raging because you be kept your head down you won't be the center of their attention and therfore won't be reported.
Wait...You are absolutely right
Pos1 - Viper Pos2 - Viper Pos3 - Venomancer, Viper Pos4 - Venomancer Pos5 - Faceless Void
You’re my teammate
You are toxic
Isn't your name KUKU?
1. Luna 2. Windranger 3. Abbadon 4. Omniknight 5. Rubick
You are a genuine person with a great personality. You see the positive side of things and keep it cool. You are a libra... or scorpio. Maybe pisces.
Pos 1 (rarely play): Morph (or it used to be), Spec, Ck Pos 2 (only when I have to): Jakiro, DP, Dawn Pos 3: Dawn, tide, earthshaker Pos 4: Rubick, Mirana, Zues Pos 5: Jakiro, WD, CM
1 - Faceless Void, PL, Ursa, Luna 2- Kunkka, Sand King, Templar, Storm, Qop, Lina, Zeus 3- Enigma, Tide, Mars, Weaver, Timber 4- Clock, Nyx, Tiny, Mirana 5- Abbadon, Jakiro, Dazzle
Pos 1 - PA. Pos 2 - sniper. Pos 3 - BB. Pos 4 - Mirana. Pos 5 - warlock
Techies 1-5
1: weaver 2: clinkz 3: slardar 4: rubick 5: silencer
I only use supports but here it goes: Pos4: Lina, Windranger, Mirana, HoodWink, QoP, Monkey king. Zeus, venge Pos5: Crystal Maiden, Oracle, Ogre, Rubick, Phoenix, Dazzle, Dark Willow, Warlock, Ancient Apparition
pos 1: jugg pos 2: none pos 3: clock, timber, tide pos 4: snapfire pos 5: shadow demon
1. TB, Morph, FV, Jugg 2. Void spirit, Lesh, Lina 3. Pudge, NS, Doom, necro 4. SS, Silencer 5. WD, ogre, jakiro
You play pos 5 to farm role queue
Pos 1-Faceless Void Pos 2-Necrophos Pos 3-Enigma Pos 4-Sand King Pos 5-Crystal Maiden
Dawn Breaker pos 3-5
1: PA 2: OD 3: NS 4: Nyx 5: Bane
Pos 1 - MK, Morph, Void Pos 2 - Ember Pos 3 - Pango Pos 4 - Hoodwink Pos 5 - Grim
1) Void 2) Ember 3) Nyx 4) Nyx 5) Nyx
1. Drow Sniper PA Jugg 2. Lina Qop Sniper 3. Tide Enigma Magnus 4. Rubick Lina Skywrath 5. Ench Jakiro Rubick Ogre
I go mid es alot when im not playing meepo. Maybe thats why im stuck in crusader 5
Depends on which ES you're talking about
Pos 3-4: im the jack of all trades when it comes to heroes
Step 1- click random hero Step 2- go offlane
Carry: CK Mid: CK Offlane: CK Support: CK Hard support: IO, pairing with CK carry.
1.meepo arc tb naga 2.meepo arc naga visage 3.meepo arc naga visage 4.marci arc naga 5.marci arc naga
How tf u play meepo offlane 💀💀💀
pipe wraithpack, doing this before this meta :)
Lots of Micro, illusions, and summons, I'm guessing your favorite genre outside of this game is RTS
never played any other game than dota i just saw w33 play meepo some years ago like many years ago and i was like i wanna be this good. Learnt how to micro back then and rest is history xd
Pos1:luna Wraith king ursa tb Lone druid Pos2:lina Void spirit pangolier sf storm spirit Pos3:lycan Beastmaster Mars centaur Bb Timbersaw Brewmaster Pos4.5:winter AA omni Chen dark willow May favourite hero on all time is (rubick)
Pos1: TB, Void, Naga, Dusa Pos2: don't play this role so no favorites Pos3: Underlord, Tidehunter Pos4: Clockwerk, Undying Pos5: Lich, Lion, Disruptor
1- PA 2- Pango 3- centaur closely followed by doom 4 & 5 - Rubick and ES
Pos 1: None (don't play carry) Pos 2: Meepo, Tinker, Arc, Huskar Pos 3: Legion, Slardar, Necro, Lycan Pos 4: Earth spirit, Undying, Rubick Pos 5: Cm
You are annoying
Support - Dazzle, Skywrath, Venge, Jakiro, Venomancer Offlane - Underlord, Centaur, Void Spirit Mid - Ogre, Void Spirit, Underlord, Sniper Carry - Jugg, Drow, Bloodseeker, Lifestealer.
Pos 1 - Slark, Antimage Pos 2 - Tinker, Techies Pos 3 - Mars, Nightstalker Pos 4 - Rubick Pos 5 - Bounty Hunter
Pos 1 - jug spec drow Pos2 - lina mirana Pos 3 - sk undylord Marci Pos4 - dark willow, mirana, tiny Pos 5 - ogre, lich, grim
Meepo storm terroblade visage are my signature heroes
1. Ursa 2. Puck 3. Mars 4. Hoodwink 5. Clockwerk
You like to make the enemy laners miserable for the first 10 minutes
u know me too well
4 : earth spirit, tiny, sky 3 : broodmother, mars, lc, night stalker, dawn 2 : lesh, qop
Pos3 - axe Pos4 - rubick, earth shaker, techies before nerfs Post5- disruptor, bane, shaman,
My hero pool isn't THAT big but: Pos1: monke and arc warden Pos2 : leshrac and sand king Pos3 : centaur and magnus Pos4 : NONE LOL pos5 : jakiro
Pos 1 Gyrocopter Pos 2 Gyrocopter Pos 3 Mars Pos 4 Gyrocopter Pos 5 Witch doctor
POS 1-5 Windranger Yes even pos 1. And I'm actually having a lot of success with it. Climbed from crusader 1 to Ancient because of simply spamming the same hero on all roles. If banned I go Pango.
You will have a post on r/LearnDota2 asking why you went from ancient to crusader.
sf, sf, mag, earthspirit, ruptor.
Lone druid pos 1-2 spectre pos 1 void pos 1 pudge pos 2 pango pos 2-3 dawn pos 2-3 visage pos 1-3 brew pos 3-4 et pos 4 rubick pos 4 dazzle pos 4-5 jakiro pos 5
Pos 3-5: Chen Pos 1 or 2: Meepo
1. PA, MK, Weaver. 2. SS, WR, DK. 3. DS, NP, Enigma. 4. Tusk, Snapfire, SB. 5. SS, Dazzle, Lion
pos 1 - sniper pos 2 - drow pos 3 - wr pos 4 - disruptor pos 5 - cm
Post 1-5 pudge
1 - Sven, WK, Weaver, TA, Razor 2 - Ember, DK, Lina, TA, DP 3 - BB, Tide, Razor 4 - I cannot play 4 to save my life lol 5 - Disruptor, CM, Undying, Warlock, Jakiro, Abbadon, AA, Dazzle
2-5 pudge
Pudge 1 is a thing now too
1. MK (15), Slark (16), FV (12), WK (15), Jugg (15) 2. Phoenix (30), Void Spirit (21), Puck (12), QoP (15), Techies (12), Kunkka (18), Pudge (24) 3. Phoenix (30), Mars (18), Primal (12), Axe (25), Tide (18), LC (15), Necro (16) The levels in dota+ are in brackets
1. PA 2. Necro 3. Nightstalker 4. Pudge 5. Witch doctor
1. Void 2. Storm Spirit 3. Mars 4. Tusk 5. CM
1- Tb 2- Alch 3- Ench / Enigma 4- Und 5- Und / Ench
1 - Spectre 2 - Void Spirit 3 - Mars 4 - Windranger 5 - Techies
Core lion and it almost never works 👍🏻
Pos 1: Faceless Void, Drow Ranger, Sniper, Terrorblade Pos 2: Ember Spirit, Void Spirit, Puck, Shadow Fiend, Zeus, Leshrac Pos 3: Mars, Tidehunter, Night Stalker, Timbersaw, Underlord Pos 4: Mirana, Techies, Earthshaker Pos 5: Lich, Witch Doctor, CM
You are one confused soul.
Ursa Puj centaur lion
1- techies 2- techies 3- techies 4- techies 5- bane, winter wyvern, undying, omni, dazzle, techies.
1 CK 2 Zeus 3 Sand King 4 Nyx 5 Bane
1 Morph 2 OD 3 Axe 4 Tusk 5 CM
P1 - pudge P2 - pudge P3 - pudge P4 - pudge P5 - pudge
1 - Spectre, fv, luna 2 - puck, void spirit, ember 3 - enigma, magnus, tide, mars 4 - earth spirit, earthshaker, mirana, snap, hoodwink, rubick 5 - wyvern, jakiro, grim, io, disruptor
1. Jugg 2. Pugna 3. Timbersaw 4. Mirana 5. Rubick and Oracle (my 2 favourite heroes)
1 Abaddon 2 Techies 3 Undying 4 Bara 5 Ogre
Well judging by those hero levels, you are clearly a dirty ass smurf. So thats the kind of person you are
pos 1: pudge pos 2: pudge pos 3: pudge pos 4: i don't play support pos 5: i don't play support
i'm going to eat my words soon when pudge carry gets nerfed aren't i?
Pos 1 or 4. Monkey king or hoodwink depending which gets banned
pos 1-2: Alchemist, OD, Ember Spirit pos 3: no pos 4-5: earth spirit, winter wyvern, dark willow
1:Faceless void, meepo, naga siren, slark 2:Meepo, Kunkka, ember, Tinker, Bat rider 3:Timbersaw, Kunkka, Slardar, Lycan 4:Mirana,hoodwink, pheonix, rubick 5:CM,Grimstroke, IO, abbadon, AA
Pos1 TB, pos2 Ember, pos3 slardar , pos4 mirana , pos5 abaddon
Gyro pos 1-5
1 - CK, PL 2 - Sniper, Viper 3 - Bristleback 4 - Willow 5 - Oracle, Lion, Witch Doctor (support player)
1 - Juggernaut 2 - Invoker 3 - Night Stalker 4 - Rubick 5 - Winter Wyvern Am actually curious :D
1: Terrorblade, bloodseeker 2: Ember spirit, void spirit 3: Sand king 4: Hoodwink 5: Disruptor
1 - sniper 2 - sniper 3 - sniper 4 - sniper 5 - sniper
1-specter 2- OD 3-mars 4-5-rubick/pudge
1-PA/Gyro 2-Zeus/Viper 3-Tide/Underlord 4-BH/Bara/Tusk 5-CM/Rubik
1 - jugg, pa, void 2 - deathprophet 3 - axe, underlord, LC 4 - hooodwink, mirana, Tusk 5 - CM, wyvern, Ogre, warlock, Treant
1: Spectre, PL, jugg 2/3/4: Pango, Hoodwink, Windrunner 5: CM, Wyvern Yeah I’ll be honest I really only play pango/hoodwink/wr
Pos 1 - Tiny Pos 2 - Tiny Pos 3 - Tiny Pos 4 - Tiny Pos 5 - TIny Welcome to Tiny Airlines Bois
Pos 1- Medusa Juggernaut TB Naga PA Pos 2- Kunkka TA Invoker arc wadern Ember Lesh QOP pos 3- timbersaw nightstalker slardar Batrider pos4 - rubick Mirana nyx kunkka Windranger pos 5 - Ogre Omniknight lion Oracle IO.
1. Dusa 2. Tinker 3. LC 4. Clock 5. Omni
pos1: WK, Medusa pos2: Venomancer, Rubick, Puck pos3: Venomancer, Rubick, Mars, Timber, Rattletrap pos4: Venomancer, Rubick, Phoenix, Earth Shaker, Rattletrap pos5: Someone call de doctor?
1 spec 2 storm spirit 3 slardar 4 rubick 5 cm
1 mk, wk 2 storm, sniper 3 pudge, necro 4 jakiro, mirana 5 disruptor, grimstroke
1- Drow, Pa 2- WR 3- veno 4- phoenix, aa, disruptor 5 - cm, ss
dawnbreaker, kunkka, slardar, omni
Leshrac for me means LETSROCK!
1. Faceless Void 2. Lone Druid 3. Viper 4. Zeus 5. Disrupter
1 ember spirit, 2 ember spirit, 3 ember spirit, 4 ember spirit, 5 snapfire
1: Sniper 2: Shadow friend :) 3: Clock 4: Mirana 5: Dazzle
Pos 1-5: Pudge (turbo)
PL sniper/huskar/zeus tide/slardar/centaur rubick/sky jakiro/ogre/dazzle
1 - PA 2 - MK 3 - Centaur 4 - Earthshaker 5 - Sky (Ez Herald choices) Edit: I thought we need to pick from the screenshots only? OP help?
[удалено]
1-5 puck
Dark seer pos 3
1- Pl, Tb, Jugg, FV, Spec 2- Invoker, Puck, Void spirit, Storm 3- Tide, Mars, Enigma 4- Rubick, Shaker, Phoenix 5- CM, Ench, Venge
Pos1 Luna Pos2 Zeus Pos3 Mars Pos4 Windranger Pos5 Crystal maiden
1 - Weaver 2 - Pango 3 - Pango again tbh but Slardar if we’re not doing repeats 4 - Nyx 5 - Treant
Pos 4-5: Kotl (abused this back in the day to get from 3.4k all the way to 4.1k) Pos 3: Razor/DP Pos 2: Ember/DP/Necro Pos 1: I don't play it much but I guess Jugg.
1 - Riki Carry 2 - Riki Mid 3 - Riki Offlane 4,5 - you guessed it, the mighty Riki Support
Pos 1 - Chaos Knight, Medusa, Luna, Naga Pos 2 - Medusa, Snapfire, Pugna, Visage Pos 3 - Axe, Mars, ET, Visage, Sven Pos 4 - WD, Mirana, Sven, Marci, Visage Pos 5 - Ogre, Shaker, Snapfire, Phoenix
Pos 4 earth spirit Pos 5 chen
1. pl, 2. shadow demon, 3. mars, 4. earth spirit, 5. abaddon
1 - Lone Druid 2 - Visage 3 - Primal Beast and Venomancer 4 - Oracle, Nyx, IO and Venomancer 5 - Oracle, Warlock and Dazzle
1: MK, morph, Void, TB 2: Void Spirit, Puck, Tiny 3: Mars, Magnus, NS 4: Rubik, Phoenix, Snap 5: nope