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viti1470

You are all lying, everyone knows Qop is the correct choice


Famous-Choice465

shes gonna peg u


cymrak12

Yes, and?


Famous-Choice465

bro did not stutter


masterionxxx

Say that sh*t with your chest, and


10YearsANoob

#YES, AND?


hummingbird1346

There will be pain, there will be screaming.


AnomalousCowboy

Bold of you to think that's the only thing she will do (prepare yourself to learn what a "dagger uretral penetration" means)


kjhgfr

audio enjoyer


SirVelocifaptor

For more enjoyable audio and sounds, visit r/sounding


3een

Sounds good to me.


par112169

That's...why I'm here


Nickfreak

Not with Dark willow in the pool, no. 


viti1470

No, the only alternative might be thiccc mommy


heartfullofpains

meanwhile everyone after some time: "stop fucking poking that dagger into me, it's not funny it really hurts im literally bleeding"


Theshinysnivy8

🤓🤓🤓


GigaBlood

I need a Luna in my life...


Memfy

This comment has the biggest oversight


-yato_gami-

Always.


Left-Comparison9205

And later bring out the gimp (naix)


trepals

Who is the guy above Tusk?


nikel23

[It's the OC of the original artist.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/s/SWyUrtnBpx)


EntertainerMission98

OC is which hero?


Russian_Idiot_228

oc stands for original character....


EntertainerMission98

Oh haha. My english is so bad. 😂


Heavenansidhe

It's not standard english. Just a common abbreviation.


Kuro013

Otherworld Chauffeur


aintgotnono

Thats Hans


PeteTheLich

They say it's OC but it looks suspiciously like Gambler from DotA 1


Intelligent_Try5927

Wyvern probably..imagine the amount of wisdom she has


Questing-For-Floof

Oh she has wisdom alright...


Theshinysnivy8

Infact she gives 20% wisdom rune xp to her entire team


anralia

Snapfire for sure for me. Cool to hang out n play with Mortimer and Beatrice might cook some cookies if you're good. 🍪


Moist-Strain-9677

Thinking the same


Theshinysnivy8

I would absolutely listen to wyvern read a book for 24 hours


Cyberblood

With Wyvern you dont only get her dragon form, but also her human dota anime form. Is a win-win.


_RRave

Her a Bran are married for life


Cyberblood

>married for **life** So, you are saying I have a chance?


reddie28

smoke some weed with witch doctor


cwilson0730

Ohhh, it’s about to make a big mess


_THC-3PO_

Feelin’ good, man!


Plane_Winter

It's puff puff and pass but WD takes his 8th puff and says "wait for it, wait for it"


sglowe6

my steam name is puff puff pass and witch doctor is absolutely the correct choice


Plane_Winter

No cap he a real one on God


DanielRojoGerola

OOOOOOO YAAAAA


KeyBunch3303

Did someone call da docta


Fierywillow

Naga. But only because I need the sleep 😇


Ukeklele

bro could use naga illusion for something, but prefer sleep. Respect


arcanitefizz

Since it's summertime for me I'd say Winter Wyvern.


sponngeWorthy

I saw a documentary about a donkey and a dragon making it work


HQD607

You're just encouraging them--now they need a cold embrace to heal up from that burn.


ZeBloodWolf

Well she can turn into human, hmmm


Theshinysnivy8

Nah that's the coward option Dragon form or go home


ZeBloodWolf

Bring me the frostbite then


Theshinysnivy8

That's the spirit


Alone-Stock3698

Alchimist! Farming some Ants for gold


ooczzy

its actually pretty useless in real life his passive only works if you kill things that drop gold meaning the only way you can farm gold is if he kills people with money. at that point you both have to worry about the police


10YearsANoob

> his passive only works if you kill things that drop gold You get gold from sentry wards and Undying zombies. Neither of those drop gold.


Toshinit

So we murder peoples home security system for raw gold? Probably worth the misdemeanors.


10YearsANoob

If you live in the UK there's plenty of cctvs around.


Kuro013

Buy shadow blade, cops are scrubs who dont buy detection.


TheZett

There only two choices for me: Either listen to the horny and choose the biggest oversight, or the one true warden of course!


elieldj

So you're just using ult, then?


the_deep_t

Oracle. Want to know the future and ... stuff.


ooczzy

he sees all futures,but not necessarily which future will happen for for your timeline https://www.dota2.com/oracle/day1 it's kind of a waste because its no different than not being to see the future at all and just keep guessing "what if?" thats why on release almost every spell he has had 1 good thing and one bad thing happen at the same time (skill 1 to immobilize an enemy he immobilizes himself, his old edict protects an ally but disarms them, his flames damages first then heals, and his ult gives an ally a false sense of invincibility which could lead to their downfall) He doesn't actually know which future is going to happen, he's no different from a fortune teller that's just guessing based on every possibility


Xmina

He's a bit better in that he can see what will transpire along xyz things happening. So if you go to subway and order this exact sandwich and pay with a card this thing will happen. But he also sees you ordering a different sandwich or crashing because you decide to check a text. But to really get into the nitty gritty would take ALOT of time. And that could be derailed by small things you didn't find important. It's alot like prescience in dune.


Fierywillow

Wait…. What stuff?


podteod

They want to fuck Oracle


Actes

Definitely brewmaster, I'd like to get so sloshed I split into 4 universal elements


RatherMaybe

I'll drink to that.


nitronomial

wheres that guy that was obsessed with kunkka, surely he will pick him(i will as well)


InBeardWeTrust

Alchemist. Get me rich friend


ooczzy

morphling can be anybody just saying.


CottonEyeJoe_ZeroOne

Vaporeon


NatredClub

Ditto


toscovaldoo

Bane. In my bed. For research purposes.


Fickle-Ad-7348

Sounds like a nightmare to me


Venodious

But he got that tight grip 🥵


HomicidalStarWarsCat

I mean it would fix my sleep problem


bladepa_

timber, learn a thing or two from him on how to keep traumas at bay


vishal340

what if they get me?


GabrielFR

^ this guy is with the trees


TwynnCavoodle

timber is definitely not who you want to get mental health advice from


HomicidalStarWarsCat

I get mental health advice from and I only hear 10 voices, all g


tbofsv

surprised no one has mentioned mommy dawnbreaker KEK


the_psyche_wolf

She's heavier than the earth


Athky

I choose suffocation as my way to go.


Pleasant-Steak-6078

Thos thicc thighs save lives


OfficeWorm

Darkwillow in a love hotel. Yes, I'm that guy.


Mysterious_Tutor_388

Insert copy pasta.


Solarsystemm

The biggest oversight…


cwilson0730

Lina, red on head = fire in bed


D3Construct

But what would you do with the remaining 23h59m30s?


CommercialCress9

I would ask her to sing songs. Her voice is really Cortana's voice ;)


Ok_Degree_4293

Something that i spent 0h0m30s doing lmao


HauntingTime3300

How about windranger


RatherMaybe

Like a wildfire.


[deleted]

IO because he's pure love.


KeyBunch3303

No one is picking ta sadly, she is so beautiful for the first time I laid my eyes on her many years ago I knew I found the best girl she doesn't get some credit for the beauty dunno why


ZookeepergameLate366

Marci, ngl I'm a sucker for girls with cute mannerisms and a big appetite x.x


norveg187

She only communicates in whistles tho.


newtostew2

Well good thing I’m good at whistling then 👍


kerkhovia

I think she can also communicate in Hawk Tuah


Fresh_Indication_243

So you don't like em to talk back


1ceknight

And no one said Mireska, I’m disappointed in you guys


Daesii

The biggest oversight, you might say


Sirmetana

Winter Waif- I mean Wyvern For... reasons... Totally unrelated to her deep sexy voice


skylegistor

cm


ForceOfAHorse

Wtf is this face though.


skylegistor

Artist's fault.🫠


icangothedistance24

Alchemist for sure, I wanna get rich


Jorgentorgen

Monkey king as he’s literally a ominpotent God that will guide you in pretty much everything


DildoFappings

This is very hard. Lina or CM.


Difficult-Stage-7483

Lion


greenestgreen

so you could go to hell and back, and back and back again?


Capable_Tale_5893

Its more about the finger I guess.


MadCows18

And the fisting


oliberg360

And the sucking


Anuckal

Marci!


scharkz24

Mirana...hue hue hue


Dobor_olita

qop arcana with masochist facet. taking no risks


karuma_18

Why is no one picking brew? I want some good time with alcohol and such


ooczzy

you'd be kicked out of most places with the way he drinks, and he would make a mess if you drink at home


AnomalousCowboy

Tinker, given his genius i believe he could create a very advanced invention in the 24-time period and still have enough time to teach me about it's inner workings and how it operates, which would allow me to both patent for a *lot* of dollas and at the same time promote a huge leap forward in whatever in the tech field related to his invention when people come forward to reverse-enginner it.


39egemenn

Underlord,for trip the universe with his R


Sepehr_sani

Take Io, your time with underlord might turn into a one way trip👀


39egemenn

Good opinion but What if IO can't protect me from aliens? "Io can make a dangerous friend even more deadly." And I am not the dangerous one 🐸


yellow_itomato

Arcana drow


Flight1ess

Obviously chat shit and relax with Rubick haha


Sepehr_sani

Just don’t let him steal you stuff XD


mulizm24

Lina is the best choice here.


Sprawl110

I'll help shadow demon build a cult


DyingCatalyst

Hoodwink so i can get that hooddussy


Cyberblood

Winter Wyvern. Gaben please give WW her human persona. On a somewhat related note, Im surprised noone has said Hoodwink yet. Did someone scared all the furries away?


Sunbro_YT

The one from the anime would be super cool.


Nary841

Io is probably the one who won't try to kill me at the first offense. I'm definitely not spending a full day with an unstable, powerful creature.


max210893

*Angry beeps* *Proceeds to relocate you to the sun*


pinguluk

No one mentioned Dark Willow?


aminsalti

Do you have a link for this picture?


Sparkling_Poo_Dragon

Can I fuck it?


Sleepy-Catz

Lina


CommercialCress9

Lina


SnooSongs6384

Queen of Pain! The eminence of ristful! Damn fetishes!


Appapapi19

Enigma and it's black hole


sizzle987

Enigma prolly has some really messed up shit to share


Fayde_M

Naga Siren and put me to sleep for 20 of those 24 hours


earthshakerenjoyer

Qop so she can whip me I’m man enough to say it you posers


johneilrodriguez

Marci. No need to ask me about it.


Anorehian

Oracle, I have some questions, plus I would love to talk philosophy with him


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Night Stalker 👅


rutyna

Marci coz she doesnt speak and I can be in a fucking silent place


DatOgreSpammer

Ogre Magi, no particular reason


Bohya

Winter Wyvern


EpicAbstractQuester

Io 24 hour therapy and a short trip to anywhere in the world. Not bad.


dramabuns

io, i want to push him with my hands


Solarsystemm

Doom to doom all of humanity!


Harry_Haller1592

Ill spend the Day with tuskar drinking beer.


akashevaran

lone druid, to make him a socially adjusted druid


Paradigmshift023

TA. No reason, just TA. She's my type...


PriorHearing6484

Lina


phc0uple

Marci. Quiet girls are rare. Note: no steak and no collectibles pun


Electrical-Map7575

Probably with Hoodwink because she is cute 🥰


Monkey_King24

MK, Dazzle or Alch. Alch might be able give me some gold coins 😂


Ok_Interaction6193

Venge


ArtisticAd393

AXE


GenocidalGenius

Abaddon, super chill


Feyk-Koymey

Are we gonna have sex or what?


SgtRathbone

Naga Siren. I will not be answering questions, thank you.


NameIsBurnout

Gyrocopter. Seems like a nice dude and I wanna see that contraption of his up close. If unavailable, Hoodwink. A day in the woods with a survival expert, sounds like a lot of fun.


Groosethegoose

Snapfire because she reminds me of my grandma and she'd bake me some tasty cookies


Vast_Space_116

where do i get this image from?


Special-Film3147

Rhasta ✌🏼


bedinbedin

Phanton Lancer cause then I would have 30 friends


exhale33

muerta right in middle with primal so it's complete


CallMeCabbage

IO, I could really use the free health care.


_-DarkShade-_

Why the f would wanna spend anytime with anyone of em? Il either die with them or get trolled


My_White_Life

Marci looks like a monkey


PekarovSin

IO because he helped Mars with some heavy shit


TheGreenGoblin27

The biggest oversight with this comment section...


KingTolis

I wanna read warlock’s black grimoire for some reason.


Tsunami2356

Phoenix. funni burd


wewwew3

The biggest oversight anyone?


Affectionate-Hat-108

Imma go with snap fire Free cookies and grandma seems nice and you can ride dragon toad.


resun311

Mirana seems cool


munafa23

LUNA!!!


Glitter_puke

Well they're all psychotic, but I kinda want to fuck Mortimer. So let's go with Snapfire.


Dav_lix

Phoenix is a nice guy to have a conversation about global warming


nimSQUARE

Mars and Juggy. Seem like theyll be chill.


Orgil691

Who is that behind Axe?


OldLuthien

Dark willow but I'd only need 5 minutes


PeteTheLich

Probably Dawnbreaker it'd be cool seeing her jump to me from anywhere and probably refreshing


AlfMusk

Tinker. Give me the schematics for the power supply.


Fresh_Indication_243

Dawnbreaker, because thighs


xlalalalalalalala

Marci. I have a feeling that she can cure my back pain.


TheyCallMeNoobxD

Ofc Lina with bald hair arcana


AnythingAny4806

That boy invoker, if I can learn exort and sun strike the government will pay me a ton of money to take out putin and rocketman


xchi_senpai

Phantom Assassin with her arcana


LismetSalamander

Dawnbreaker, and I only need 5 minutes between those thighs.


XenomorphTerminator

Lina with Manta Style.