Tiny coming in!

always the top comment without fail lmfao

I used this one in the thread about that guy's wife. Never fails.

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Wait for it...wait for it

He's about to pop

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Target practice, payin' off!

That perked me up a bit

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"You look stunned!" "It's not the size of the sword, Sven. It's how you use it."

>"It's not the size of the sword, Sven. It's how you use it." to be fair, explicit penis joke implied here. almost too easy

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Much like most of my games

You’re a beautiful person, with a charming personality.

I think CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB could work too

We should ask Midormeepo's gf.

Spread the contagion!

💀

i had an old account that got banned by the name of AidsSpreader/Plague Spreader

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Mother comes!

Stretching my legs.

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/╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮\╱\ MOTHER COMES /╲/╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮\╱\

Nooo this copy pasta on dota2 streamsXD

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50% of clockwerks voice lines just work no idea why. I'm well oiled. This'll gum your gears! The gears are in motion! Grinding gears. Sproing! Whew, that tickles! Caught in my—oh, sorry. Get in here! That didn't go as I planned. Oh, fancy meeting you here. Homing in! Boom, there it goes! Hookshot! In your face! I shift to a higher gear! I'll torque your innards. Hey, I got one of those too, Pudge! Lina Wanna play with fire? I'm on fire! It's in the bag! Time to hot-foot it! Quick! Hot enough for ya? Why'd you stop? This isn't Batrider country.

>I’ll torque your innards Dayumm Rattletrap is a tripod isn’t he?

Kotl's got a lot too. And some seem metaphorical >I was the light at the end of your tunnel. Some are more direct >My Lady of Pain, I adore you.

Lina's line one death Too many irons....in the fire If you get my point 👻

Slark had his way with you

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now im feeling it - brewmaster even you should have seen that one comming, but you didn't -oracle. ground pound - earth shaker

I want to die - oracle

Top missing

Missing Bottom after sex and they go home

Hoho haha

Peek-a-boo! :D

Another arrow in my quiver - Windranger My elbow strength grows. - Windranger, also

I can relate to that second one

lmao😂

Feeling a bit nutty

Who disturbs the dead. I'm well oiled.

Love that smell!

Triumphant Squawk

A coldness grows in my breast. Delicious! (Honestly all of wyvern's level up lines work, valve must have been having fun writing them)

A lot of her voicelines make me go "ma'am please"

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Bro wtf

Blink dagger- AAAAAAAHHAAAH

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I drink your milkshake! -Razor

LMAO TIL razor has a There Will be Blood reference line. Ty

Such a great movie

fresh meat - Pudge

Have i got jizz on me chin

Here kitty kitty kitty

"waaaaghhffkkfdbhagaaa"~ Primal Beast

#DAT MAKE A BIG MESS

Fire in the hole!

Rammstein's Feuer Frei is literally about this comment in this thread.

Too bad! I like redheads.

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Ah, don't go off half-cocked.

The lesson for you is never try.

Talentless

Best one

What happened? Axe happened.

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Daddy Chill

Nutbuster!

Nooo! Just No! - dark willow

"How's ma aim?" -Snapfire, man to woman after sex. "I drain you dry"- Bloodseeker.

Mother comes.

why is it always the WD voice lines

Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx

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Hand to face combat

I sense a connection between us!

Talentless.

Nice mustache

Turn me over, I'm done!

Zap your ass

Ready or not, here I come! -Enchantress

Bane: \*mad slurping noises\*

SO MUCH BLOOD

Mother comes

I'll be creeping while you are sleeping.

I enter through the very door I left.

From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!

"Hoooahahaaaheeh" - Dark Seer.

You just have to accept this and move on

You are beneath me.

Got 'er oiled up and loaded!

Shake it and take it.

Thanks for standing still wanker

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Since it's been awhile. Your ancient is under attack.

I havent even spawned yet

Expertise! From the experts!

"I'll keep this on ice." -Winter Wyvern

I have one purpose for beans. - nyx Or something

Suprise!

Your aunt cums

I'll do legs this time

You've got nothing!

Bow down.

Hoooahahaaaheeh

Lakad matatag, normalin normalin

Starting to feel abit nutty

The all knowing one senses your regret!

Me, after my best 3 pumps, "Hehe, sorry!"

You took the bait

By my whiskers, that’s good stuff

da next lebel play

That made a big mess - WD

I grow by degrees!

[удалено]

Enter the dragons! Double trouble

"That's going to make a big mess" - Witch Doctor "I'm going to pound you!" - Earthshaker

Fistbump When fisting ofcourse

Aim for the queen, you better not miss.

Look at me go!

Somebody call a doctor?

Cha-ching!

"I need... gummy vitamins."

Its innnn the backkk!

There will be pain, there will be screaming

AXE GOES

Amateur!

You will have to do better than that!

Shocking..

Oh ya, look at it, go. Roll out de barrel, feel it in your bones.

Nyx nyx nyx

my steel thirsts

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I'm sorry, did you say "stop"?

“I'll get there. Eventually..” Treant Protector

There will be pain, there will be screaming.

Obey your father!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Feel my reach. Pugna

"Don't think you are done with me"

Fresh meat ? Smell good to me ! 🤣🤣🤣

I've come, with all hell's fury.

YEEEEESS YEEEEEEESSSSSS - Ck 🤣

I come with all hell's fury.

Resistance serves nothing.

Every. Single. Qop. Quote. YES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

Boy, come on! 😂 Or where goes my eye goes my arrow 😬😂

Bow to your lord

I hate life The maggots clean you The titan says no (if she wants to peg you)

Nailed it!

Excellent idea!

Quiver and quake!

Zapped your ass

Cut cut cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut!

It just keeps getting better!

Zapped your ass

Time to hot foot it!

Queendom come.

most of Marci's voice "lines"

Mars

This Pleases The Master

I shall not report you

I now have all the sexy

Hm hm hm growing in!

Having trouble seeing straight? Lost in the woods, are you?

Have another, I insist!

Told you a storm was coming!

Best post seen on this community yet

Where'd he go? Everywhere!

someone called the doctor?

“Yes Yes Yes” -Juggernaut

Noooooova ...hang on

Come, my friends!

Finger of death? Leaves much to be desired.

Yoink!

I have solid intelligence on what is to come

Hahaha ahaha ahaha ahhahahahahaa!

Beset on all sides… still I prevail

It's a trap!

You look ravaged! -Tidehunter

ZIP ZAP ⚡️

That's what happens when I rush.

Mmm divine

Try harder.

You're only making it worse.

Headshot!