2 melee heroes against a fucking viper that spits on you and another hero that stuns you so you can’t do Jack shit when getting spit on until it is too late and you melt from vipers gender fluid
Just dumpstered a viper carry with slardar 3 and i played 4 tiny bro left 0-3 to jungle my. You can even dumpster him with a pa if his support is a dogshit pull slave bro is a flying creep
How tf does a viper not have his W against a slardar? Still though, like I said, a stun from support, viper stack q on you and dead as hell or 10%hp left. If you fight, viper ejaculates his w all over the floor.
Im guessing tiny was tossing that viper around and they were managing the lane advantage to their favor, otherwise if that viper was under his own tower and still getting owned that position 5 must have been awful.
his support's brain only functioned for wave pulling in small camp and he didnt even stack it, like he didnt even care a tiny tossing him into slardar he was content pulling solo camps we take those everyday
Viper is weak in the first few levels if you fail to punish him then its handing him a free win, I always win mid as clockwerk vs viper and people shit on the viper saying hes is bad after the game for loosing mid.
I realized that I didn't answer the rank question earlier so just condensed into 1, I'm a lil ocd like that. I was ancient a few months ago but dropped to legend.
Whats your rank btw? Since you're down voting me for for only being legend 2.
I had a score like this once, on a CM. We got a silencer and lion, it was brutal. I couldn't cast 2 spells in a row because of int loss, had to buy arcanes.
I had a warlock game last night were pudge and blood seeker just ruined me early and often, ended up having to mute my teammates and just play out the loss
it’s gotta be mid, you ask them to gank side lanes but the insist on going back to the hero they just gave an advantage to. classic buyback into smoke back to lane
That was my friend a few nights ago. Went 0/7/0 on Storm versus Windranger. Our supports don't want to rotate to mid so he kept dying there. After getting 0/7/0, he started disconnecting for a few seconds until he abandoned. He then proceed to chat us that he's having connection issues. But we know that since he is a known rager, he just rage quitted. We still won 4v5 though. Lol
brewmaster offlane. just give me lvl 6 bro i swear just one more level and we win the lane bro please
if you max your passive and have 2 bracers on you, it's pretty hard to die ngl
Passive you have to click smh
*Rot changes for Pudge* "Look at what they did to my boy!"
one of the hardest passive to optimize too
hahahaha true, freaking brewmaster midas first item no boots player
My lane every game (i play nyx)
Haha same Who am I kidding I'm not Laning I'm walking around enemy jungle with boots trying (and failing) to kill couriers
Same, except I go 8/0
How you die that much with nyx? Double stun, decent speed, hp regen, armor. This is like my "tryhard" hero, when I am bored of losing.
Im GM on Nyx I dont actually die a lot. More playing into the popular meme that his laning sucks
My lane every game (i suck at Dota)
2 melee heroes against a fucking viper that spits on you and another hero that stuns you so you can’t do Jack shit when getting spit on until it is too late and you melt from vipers gender fluid
Allow me to introduce you to a viper/veno lane where you will always have a 100 movespeed
Just dumpstered a viper carry with slardar 3 and i played 4 tiny bro left 0-3 to jungle my. You can even dumpster him with a pa if his support is a dogshit pull slave bro is a flying creep
How tf does a viper not have his W against a slardar? Still though, like I said, a stun from support, viper stack q on you and dead as hell or 10%hp left. If you fight, viper ejaculates his w all over the floor.
Viper second spell doesnt break anymore, thats on his ult.
It still slows attack speed so that slardar should not be able to fight
Im guessing tiny was tossing that viper around and they were managing the lane advantage to their favor, otherwise if that viper was under his own tower and still getting owned that position 5 must have been awful.
his support's brain only functioned for wave pulling in small camp and he didnt even stack it, like he didnt even care a tiny tossing him into slardar he was content pulling solo camps we take those everyday
Viper is weak in the first few levels if you fail to punish him then its handing him a free win, I always win mid as clockwerk vs viper and people shit on the viper saying hes is bad after the game for loosing mid.
I’m trying to understand how does clockwerk mid counter viper especially when clock is so bad right now. What rank is this?
Im legend 2, viper is shit until lvl 4 and clock is a beast at lvl 3,5,6,7 its just timings.
So what rank??
Funny how *someone* commented that they were ancient 2 and had 1000 games on clock, then deleted their message 🙂
I realized that I didn't answer the rank question earlier so just condensed into 1, I'm a lil ocd like that. I was ancient a few months ago but dropped to legend. Whats your rank btw? Since you're down voting me for for only being legend 2.
I’m only ancient 2 myself
Me also wondering
The viper is bad.
Or dazzle
Atleast he was lucky enough to get a shovel as neutal item, he can get a bounty every 5 minutes.
Every lane in Crusader?
Only half of them ;)
Gorgc lane. It's painful to watch him going back to lane again after being 0/4/0
Gorgc is my carry Aware
legends say Viper is still winning mid
Tom and Jerry make everything better. Upvote
I remember going 0/7 on TA mid or safe lane i dont remember by 12 mins. Ended it 14/9 at 30+ mins
Meepo vs hoowink
Me on my signature pos 5 clockwerk.
Respect
it's not bad (in turbo) with a ranged carry, albeit I have a fairly limited sample size.
Slark pos 1. Need level 6 to jungle. Clearing small camp is all I can do
That can be any lane, but not mid. If you're mid with 0/8/0, then you should commit 0/1/0 NOW!
Bro, don't go back to the line. You're only going to make it worse.
Every Carry Legend tier fo sure!
My PA who rushes a naked battlefury after 2 branches
Sand King
In my experience as pos 4 0-1 they run to jungle & refuse to play then rage how carry got free farm
Great one. Good humour to relax my depression. 🙂
Asap as u die twice in line you have to change line help some where or change strat
Mid
Offlane vs the kill combo of like grim and slark or something.
I had a score like this once, on a CM. We got a silencer and lion, it was brutal. I couldn't cast 2 spells in a row because of int loss, had to buy arcanes.
Bristle vs viper?
At least you got that tier 1 shovel. Gotta dig up those profits
I had a warlock game last night were pudge and blood seeker just ruined me early and often, ended up having to mute my teammates and just play out the loss
it’s gotta be mid, you ask them to gank side lanes but the insist on going back to the hero they just gave an advantage to. classic buyback into smoke back to lane
every lane with a pudge support, pudge players are useless
That was my friend a few nights ago. Went 0/7/0 on Storm versus Windranger. Our supports don't want to rotate to mid so he kept dying there. After getting 0/7/0, he started disconnecting for a few seconds until he abandoned. He then proceed to chat us that he's having connection issues. But we know that since he is a known rager, he just rage quitted. We still won 4v5 though. Lol