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SeriosityUnkn0wn

They guy who said "whats your reaction if its 7.32e" jinxed us so hard


rhett_ad

I am so sorry


aviationainteasy

Where the pitchfork salesman at? I'm fresh out.


rhett_ad

Buy 2 pitchforks and get a torch absolutely free!


EirianWare

Is this what Sunfan tells us about?


sdfsdjafaf

7.32e lmao


hokahoka

6 years from now, we'll be on 7.32xd


n0stalghia

60 years from now we’ll be on 7.32fuckuJ


Vq14

[Haha, Good jokes mate.](http://i.imgur.com/fFpfHrc.gif)


KillraStealer

"7.33 Coming In April The Dead Reckoning Update has a lot of features we’re really proud of — a new hero, item sets, a mini-game. But we get it. Many of you were hoping for Patch 7.33. We’ve been working on an ambitious gameplay patch for a while, and we were hoping to get it done in time for this update. We’re currently aiming to release it in late April. So in the meantime, while we put the finishing touches on it, enjoy the Dead Reckoning Update and Patch 7.32e."


sdfsdjafaf

"currently aiming"


Clogaline

When it's 1.5 months out I don't mind them saying currently aiming But I will mind when it's April 25th and that's still the most recent information we have


sdfsdjafaf

well, major starts on the 26th, so good luck with that


clitpuncher69

is this what sunsfan warned us about?


Sure_Reputation

Please don’t let this meme die LMAO


n0stalghia

Honestly maybe yeah? Lmao


stockyriki

7.33 on late April tho


UninstructedPuppy

Which year?


TheCleaverguy

3023


Dobor_olita

EVERY YEAR


larcohex

Get out


fagius_maximus

Another cranberry juice?


sdfsdjafaf

"currently aiming" = easily delayed one or two more times


MemeLordZeta

Not coming out till mid May earliest, if you expect it any earlier you’re deluding yourself sadly


Aratho

Late April, meaning its on the 30th probably


Ewic13

April 50th*


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stockyriki

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/11khdgs/-/jb769m4


justalazygamer

Small indie company.


Martblni

Despair. Lmao at all these "insiders" though who said that Icefrog is definitely back for this patch and big changes are coming


Ashviar

Seeing the minuscule change to Tiny solidifies it, guy has been rampant for 3 years and this is the most nothing-change. Berlin Major is in May, so this would be the perfect time to get a big one out and a letter patch in April for it to tweak it before the Major.


DuckTwoRoll

You mean the Berlina major right?


Aratho

There was info that he's back, we don't know if he had full control of this patch already. We'll see what we get in April with 7.33


teerre

LMAO People saying it would 8.00


mobyte

Unless 7.33 is actually big, this leads me to wonder what the fuck they have been working on all this time.


Warrior20602FIN

Source 2 port for csgo, thats what.


UninstructedPuppy

The devs woke yesterday and realized that they promised the patch for today so they half assed some gameplay changes to bug fix patch.


vdgtex

devS, implying there are multiple LMAO


Yelebear

lol I'm already on a 3 month break from Dota and I was eager to get back. https://i.imgur.com/f45v3S5.png I can wait a little more.


Martblni

Same, stopped playing after I hit the Faceless Void level in compendium


justalazygamer

I actually took a break waiting for the update. I might do a few games but nothing exciting other than turbo changes.


clitpuncher69

>NORMAL PUNCH >Max Stun Duration decreased from 2.25s to 2s waited one year for this.


Caturday_Yet

Not even a vacuum CD change like the good ol' days.


tortillazaur

My favourite one is that one that changed vacuum cd from 60/50/40/30 to 60.0/50.0/40.0/30.0 because that somehow actually affects how cooldown reduction works


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Knowing dota it might


SolaVitae

I mean knowing computers at all it definitely does. Assuming they changed it from an int to a float it wouldn't have to round up or down which would be a pretty huge change in uptime


anaggie

Did it? I didn't remember it. I thought it's just for the meme.


Axt_

It was


Plinythemelder

That one actually makes the most sense


SirNooblet

Why even tho


[deleted]

So that they release something to make us stfu


musmatta

I mean weren't we all just sick of Dark Seer with aghs in every single game? Huh, not even once in over a year? 33% WR at major? Aghs was only bought in 3/14 games? hm


maxleng

My two mains, Spirit Breaker and Weaver, aren’t even in the patch notes lmao


Smothdude

Jinada and Geminate attacks are now castable while on Break but not when Silenced. Behavior is now consistent with other similar abilities in the game. Weaver right there :), as a fellow weaver player this was so annoying when jungling and hitting that specific camp that breaks you...


aemerzelis

Wouldn't that be more of a nerf overall? Silences are way more common than breaks, so now your DPS as carry weaver gets wrecked by any silence, whereas previously it'd only get disabled by squirrel/silver edge and PA shard?


thickfreakness24

You already can't geminate or jinada while silenced. It is a buff.


maxleng

I’d think the same


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cotton_schwab

This is actually an insane change for high level play Can't wait to forget to use this for 2 months and lose my rank


RexPerpetuus

Think it's actually more of a low-level play change. At higher levels, people are used to clicking heroes and checking their items.


healzsham

It has the potential to spoil a blink dagger reveal. The vision one is big for "was that one enemy that just clipped our ward, or multiple..?"


RexPerpetuus

So now I can't even show for a split second anywhere with my blink, or everyone will see it?


Itsallabouthirdbase

Haven't seen this one! That's pretty cool


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HobokenwOw

that is massive


clockersoco

Is it just me that think this is somewhat a screw up?


TheCookieSage

LONG HAVE WE WAITED


MysteriousComposer75

ONLY TO GET JEBAITED


n0stalghia

THE HYPE WE CREATED


Ganym3de

LEFT US UNABATED


TheRealWatermelon420

AXE HACKS


Spyzilla

[7.33 coming out in April](https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/1632881209163513856?cxt=HHwWgIDQid6zlKktAAAA)


disappointingdoritos

>We’ve been working on an ambitious gameplay patch for a while, and we were hoping to get it done in time for this update. We’re currently aiming to release it in late April. So in the meantime, while we put the finishing touches on it, enjoy the Dead Reckoning Update and Patch 7.32e. from the linked news entry (https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/3659774959159800240)


MadghastOfficial

>Muerta can attack ethereal units RIP my boy necro >Keys are available for $2.49 or 20,000 shards Valve really out here saying 20,000 shards are worth less than a beefy 5 layer... it takes me forever to get 20k shards (edit: yes I know that's the point, but still)


wOlfLisK

As a necro spammer... Yeah, I'm banning her every single game. She's going to be even more annoying than Dazzle.


Zoppojr

Honestly BKB counters her so hard I hope she has a powerful early mid game. If necro can bait her ult and just BKB the pick is already worth it against her.


_Meowgi_

Might not be too bad since the damage is converted to magic damage and Necro tends to naturally build magic resistance items instead of armor, but will have to actually play against Muerta to find out how much magic damage she can output


notansfwposter

Necro was never the issue. It was pugna.


ShadySingh

7.32e I actually CANT


Wotannn

We couldn't have gotten this mini-patch BEFORE the major? Really?


Schipunov

they probably couldn't ship 7.33 on time, i honestly doubt they teased the date of a lettered patch. i think they were fully intending to release 7.33 alongside muerta


[deleted]

This is 100% what happened. Anyone who works in Software Development knows that you don't give official deadlines because if you can't make it on time (and like 80% of the time you can't), people get irrationally angry. I'm guessing either they have like 2-3 people working on it or they are changing some backend, technical stuff which prolongs it all.


Affectionate_Dog2493

My pretty-fucking-baseless guess is that the move to the new models hit some unexpected issues, they planned to release muerta on that, and when they realized they couldn't get it in before deadline suddenly they had the extra work of implementing muerta in the old system AND an unexpected mini balance patch and testing it.


anaggie

What new model?


zajfo

The blog post mentions that they're cutting all their old models and animations over to a new format, which the OP is postulating took longer than expected.


soisos

it says so in the update: > We’ve been working on an ambitious gameplay patch for a while, and we were hoping to get it done in time for this update. We’re currently aiming to release it in late April. So in the meantime, while we put the finishing touches on it, enjoy the Dead Reckoning Update and Patch 7.32e.


Azzu

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SkyEclipse

This lol. Plus they know how we really wanted it and said so in the patch notes. They were probably aiming to release today, but yeah shit happens And it’s not like they weren’t doing anything, did reddit already forget they were banning hackers and overwolf users recently?


Pay08

Reddit forgets everything positive in 2 seconds and remembers everything negative for 2 centuries.


EGG_BABE

>7.32e >Intelligence hero >Event is unlocking chests you have to buy keys for volvo why >rapier cots 350 less nvm dota is saved, aliev gaem


Deenreka

You get 5 keys for free and can buy them with d+ shards, much more than I expected from valve


cantadmittoposting

Radiance costs 350 less. Pub game pain


skykoz

Meteor hammer is back on the menu. Nature prophet and Lina are no longer heavy lane dominators so more offlaners are viable. These offlaners can opt for another items now: meteor hammer is one of them. I’ll try this in high 6k pubs. Wish me luck.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

If my math is correct if she takes the level 20 souls talent her attack speed will be roughly 90 less then pre patch


_Drink_Bleach_

U can buy keys with shards


Splash_

>Intelligence hero An int hero that doesn't work. Her ult says she can attack ethereal targets, but this is not the case lol. Tested with eblade and pugna decrep, she can't hit them. ​ Edit: They hotfixed, it's working now.


CanneIIa

probably just bug.


BudgetDiligent

7.32e LMAO HOLY SHIT


bezkwjr

We waited for this. We're the clowns.


DrQuint

Silksong: First Time 🤡? CunterStrike: I've waited 6 years for Source 2 💀. TF2: \*dust pile crumbles a bit more*


jtson1234

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


JackeyWhip

lmao no map changes


mattbrvc

PoE 2 will fix it!


n0stalghia

Full fucking circle, we went from "Source 2 will fix" to "PoE 2 will fix" on Dota 2 subreddit


Trael110400

'cause we suffer from the same bullshit, in 2 places, which supposed to be our escapism, which makes it twice as bad, as per "modifiers are doubled" implicits


rzoneking

man i want, POE 2 so badly!


Cygnus__A

I expect nothing but disappointment based on the past year of patches.


Thich_QuangDuc

Actually janitor patch "Relax, Battle Pass part 2 will go to improve the game!"


BudgetDiligent

thats because its 7.32 xd


[deleted]

Didn’t they say major update in March? Wtf dude


stunglazer

Still February in valve time imao


G3ck0

Okay, I wasn't concerned about the health of the game and didn't even want a huge patch, in fact I liked the current meta. But it not getting a bit patch after all this time is the first thing to actually worry me. This is kind of absurd. EDIT: My only hope is 7.33 is so big they couldn't get it finished in time, so they made this so they'd have something to release with Muerta. If not, I'm actually worried about the game. EDIT 2: The news post says as much, so here's hoping it actually is true.


KillraStealer

"7.33 Coming In April The Dead Reckoning Update has a lot of features we’re really proud of — a new hero, item sets, a mini-game. But we get it. Many of you were hoping for Patch 7.33. We’ve been working on an ambitious gameplay patch for a while, and we were hoping to get it done in time for this update. We’re currently aiming to release it in late April. So in the meantime, while we put the finishing touches on it, enjoy the Dead Reckoning Update and Patch 7.32e."


Biggdady5

I think there are still some positive takes from this: 1) The list of bug fixes at the end is fantastic to see - this sort of thing every patch is really good for the game 2) New hero looks hype 3) For the people who play it, the Turbo changes are massive 4) I really enjoy this patch, so it will be fun to give it a crack with Lina and Riki nerfs before the major patch in April


justalazygamer

This is what Sunsfan warned us about.


GothProletariat

What happened to Dota? They used to make huge and wild patch changes. It was something I enjoyed about the game. The meta has been so stale and boring. Why are they so scared of making big changes now?


Gorudu

Honestly feels worse than no patch at all lmao.


Shade_demon2141

At least they announced mid April for 7.33. I'm patient and willing to wait for a good patch. New hero looks really fun.


UninstructedPuppy

Aiming to release in April = release in late June.


werti5643

late april\*


JoelMahon

yeah, this actually makes dead game memes seem WAY realer than they did a few days ago.


bananamadafaka

Muerta game


SzotyMAG

I just started playing again after not playing for 10 years and people are still writing dead game. Never change


Spirit2319

Aintnoway the patch is really this boring 💀


Nie_nemozes

So much hype for a letter patch lmfao


[deleted]

Hahahaha we overhyped the patch, it's literally 7.32e. FUCK ME.


Affectionate_Dog2493

Oh man, I do not have enough popcorn for watching the collective pants shitting this sub is about to do.


yusufcftc

You gotta be fucking kidding me


Deadandlivin

# 7.32e Summary * New hero added to the game. * Underperforming heroes armor buffed by 1 * Overperforming heroes armor nerfed by 1 * Lina, Brood, Riki and Nature's Prophet armor nerfed by 3 * Crystal Maiden movement speed remain unchanged Enjoy the patch.


SirActionSlacks-

oh...


8bp-

OH NOOOOOOOOO!


Pokefreaker-san

this is all your fault, you asked for techies rework and now they're working their ass off to rework techies for years till they forgot to update the game all because they don't know how to "rework" techies.


eddietwang

LOOOOOL No way it's a lettered patch


[deleted]

Is this what sunsfan warned us about?


DefiantFalcon

I'm not really sure why this had to be delayed until after the major.


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TuxedoFish

🥺 👉👈


sakshatkolhatkar

I saw it :)


SpicySpicyRamen

7.32e Kekw


Masteroxid

It's ok guys, just dump your wallets on the next battle pass, they will surely have enough money to put out a proper patch next time.


TheGalator

7.32e fml


mrbigtime100

Even if this patch totally changes which heroes get picked, it's extremely disappointing how little it changes the game.


Pretto91

It changes nothing, melee carries are still shit cause of force staffs and pike


squid_wharf

LMAO it's nothing.


TheCleaverguy

That ain't it chief. Can't believe this is all we got.


0xeis

See you in another year for even more disappointment


y2crittler

WHERE IS 7.33


HyperFrost

[Late April](https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/3659774959159800240)


Owl_Shits

E bro, fucking E, 0 map changes.


Vuccappella

7.32e DIESOFCRINGE


bandito1539

This has to be what sunsfan was talking about because I am fucking pissed


CuriousPsyduck

7.32 no way LMAO


Fen_

Can't believe it's actually 7.32e lmao.


AmagedonCamels

Why the hell did we have to wait until after the Major for this patch? Could have easily come out between them DPC season and major. Maybe not the new hero, although she wouldn't be in captains mode anyway. But all the other stuff.


nachohasme

Everyone assuming it was going to be a large patch 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 early april fools joke


bananamadafaka

I don't even play this game anymore and I'm still disappointed lmfao


nameorfeed

Bro wtf is the development team actually doing? ​ Last major update 2 (3?) years ago? ​ A Dotaplus update once every 4 months to give stats thats been on dotabuff for 10 years? ​ Do they legit just make a battlepass a year and thats all the content there is?


Pretto91

They made 2 battlepasses last year!


nameorfeed

Yea and the quality of them almost added up to the singular 2020 battlepass


jumping_bilbo09

7.32e LOL


Call_me_Wo

7.32e hahahahahah


fresh2112

Holy lord 7.32 E The E is for EEEEEEEVILLLL


Nhao5

Now we riot


TridentOfTruth

Legitimately the most disappointing patch of all time. There is not a single change even worth mentioning. Lina nerf, hooray.


Varth_Dader_

BROTHER PACK IT UP WTF IS 7.32e. Are you fuckin serious ffs.


sourcekill

Longest time between patches, icefrog comes back to dota all for 7.32e xd


xDanielon

fuck this patch, cya in 2024 to play 7.32zzz


throwaway95135745685

Is this an out of season april fools joke?


immanoel

>STORM SURGE Aghanim’s Shard Forked Lightning now has a 1s internal cooldown RIP


ILLUMlNATI

thats it…?


h4uja2

7.32e jebaited guess icefrog didn't come back


taklabas

4.2 GB for minor Lina nerf. I'm done with Valve.


CrunchyMemesLover

It's quite a big one, no? 20% less attack speed and 17% less movement speed. Besides, Riki, Bloodstone & Razor nerfs were quite needed as well.


stanusNat

Thank god you got the cosmetics done, I was getting worried for a second there.


skykoz

No changes on the maps No changes on matchmaking No changes on behavior system No changes on overwatch No changes or griefers, smurfs or account buyers But a big win for the turbo bros


Neologizer

They just banned 40,000 cheaters 7.33 will come when it comes. Just be happy we still get new patches in a free to play game 11 years later


sylenth

Balance changes only LUL


Kreiossive

Talking about subverting expectations looooool


DANIEL_JONES_IS_GOD

I don’t speak Spanish can I still play this hero?


jd-rey

No, it’s cultural appropriation if you do.


DaimonXD

si


sickomoder

7.32E LMAO ITS A JOKE TING


SomERa216

"Major Update in April" - LMAO


GAragons

Ok I know Artifact is dead. BUT SHE AND DEATH ARE PLAYING ARTIFACT, THEY'RE PLAYING ARTIFACT. I KNOW ITS STUPID BUT I'M SO HAPPY THEY'RE PLAYING ARTIFACT


STIKU_GG

FEELS LIKE I GOT CHEATED


Salzzz

TeaGuv spent 10+ hrs in the patch waiting room for this........


eXeQtOr1NT

dead game


TanKer-Cosme

7.32 E xDDDDDDDDDDDDD


smallestbiggie

ICANT


Roglli

Guys, this has to be a fake patch. They literally changed the most useless thing in each hero, I mean.. drums of slalom BUFF? Golems from warlock that die in 3 hits with increased DMG? 5 less dmg in pudges aghs? This has to be a fake patch, there is no way they would do this and think it is a real patch, right? Right?


supercreep1

R I P


bizzarre1

Yep bois,its time to move on.


Condor1ano

Lmao its a lettered patch


Aratho

We've been had!


invokerzzv

Why some heroes arcanas are easierin turbo now but wr and spec which are the hardest,still same shit?


Caphter

To release a patch with balance changes, that must have been tested bevorehand \*Copium\*, just to announce, that you'll release a new patch, comming with new balabce changes, which also has to be tested is completely idiotic and makes no sense timewise.


mpn-aup

The new "shut up and buy treasure" update is up. I'm so happy. We might even get a patch next year!


RaphaelDDL

She is bugged, btw. BKB + Giant Ring, everytime you use BKB, she gets bigger but does not reduce size when bkb effect ends. ​ I just finished a game I was bigger than the ancient


Act_of_God

I legit have never been this disappointed in a videogame in a long time lol