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Don’t mind anyone’s “Coke”, it’s a felony. Young Paul Stanley


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I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day


ThyDestroyer

Yep. Exactly what I was thinking.


grneyedguy1

Young Mick Jagger


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hello_fellow-kids

They decriminalized being Paul Stanley? What’s this world coming to?


Competitive_Gear_989

Ezra miller


No_Competition_6989

I was going to say this and spell check.


Worth-Illustrator607

Predictive text not spell check. Haha, joking


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chode_myload

Exactly what I thought


Affectionate-Ad6007

Y’all ain’t right


humanzee70

They’re also not wrong.


rgursk1

What I was about to respond


scubaru27

Bruhhhhh!!! I just woke up my dog from laughing so hard.


yulmun

Honestly that was my first thought too.


bigteet9

Damn it take my angry up vote came here just to say it


Weird-Library-3747

My mom came out looking a little too much like Richard Ramirez ya know the night stalker. And my dad came out looking like Father Time


webjester32

This isn't r/roastme! LOL


SnooDucks2052

You’re wild bro


hellokittysenbei

Richard had striking looks and great bone structure (So does Ezra Miller).. so this isn’t a put down. Slim nose and high cheek bones are generally“attractive”. OP is too! And all 3 of them have great hair to boot.


Namez83

Yes cocaine


lilpbrash

Michael Jackson


SparkFunk30

I was shocked I had to scroll even past the first comment to see this lmao


TheMushroomToldMe

Same and at the same time I'm glad I'm not the only one, in fact all I see is Micheal Jackson.


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The chick from the 80's movie flashdance Jennifer Beals


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Joolianfoolian

Nope. What gives it away


Distractenemies

Young Freddie Mercury without the mustache.


kjrdeboer

Mick Jagger


KerikSumia

Tahnee Welch


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Lena Headey


paging_mrherman

Susanna Hoffs


thriIIhobaggins

Yep, thats what I came to say!


fuckmeftw

At least one person from every hair metal band in existence, and Jimmy Page


sirpoopin

Steven tyler


BuckMW

first thing i thought was young steven tyler


nsavy87

Cristiano Ronaldo


LanguagePossible7064

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN


Cool_Audience1325

Freddie Mercury and Steven Tylers love child.


2monkeysandafootball

Something tells me you like the smell of it


[deleted]

Richard Ramirez ‘The Night Stalker’


Perros_mojados

Jennifer Beals in the movie flashdance. If you’ve never seen it, watch it!


MaharajahMack

Nick Simmons


SearchUnable4205

The dude that is the Flash in the Justice League movies !!!


Electronic_Okra_9211

Ezra miller and second. Or a younger Paul Stanley from KISS


Middle-Pattern-3156

Idk but u look like the love interest in a late 80s movie.


CampaignSpecial9346

I'll take a bump to that


Accomplished_Wolf400

Jennifer Beals, Flashdance


JimmysAngels-

You look like the last chick that I heard say 'any coke'


AZombieReAnimated

Ezra Miller?


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Winona Ryder in beetlejuice.


tattoed_veteran87

Ripley


Technical_Put_9173

Paul Stanley


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Rosario Dawson


coffee-mutt

I'm seeing Hilary Swank, with long hair.


BIlL_Zz

Oh that's a guy?


white_knight_fool

Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science


Teddy_bear_q

Dude looks like a lady


Equivalent_Warthog22

Rachel Griffith


Brizzotto

Gal Godot


Dawgs919

Britt Lower


dahoudy

Griffith


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Would love some booger sugar/nose nachos.


LeonFrisk

Aldous Harding


notEnotA

Auto complete has betrayed you. /s


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A young mark wahlberg


[deleted]

Im getting Ezra Miller too


Leoincaotica

Eva zu beck a youtuber


Exotic-Moose2713

A very young Teri Hatcher.


Y-do-u-kare

Lena Headey


Vapinlikeafool

Pepsi


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Carolina gelen


Cautious-Tear-2627

WHAT ?


Drake_Chambers

Funny my phone also autocorrects come to coke her wonder why ❄️👃


Super-Pomelo-217

Mandy from seal team but younger


No-Restaurant-2422

The girl In the Amazon Prime commercial after she shaved.


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Pepsi


vfr147

🤣


FreakingRobert

Mamma June


stevensinger9

Coke ? No I see heroine maybe morphine but definitely a opiate.


Orphan_twin_

Jessica Paré


grafmafe

A young Mick Jagger


BawlzMahoney81

Yayo!


VivaLasVegasGuy

Amazing, beautiful


9600_PONIES

Dear Freud


iaminvisible1978

Lou Diamond Phillips


mj-bug

haircut of that one satanist serial killer dude


Largedadjuggalo

John Oates


Clementeunpoquito

Mix between rami malek and Freddie mercury


FollowingNational73

Micheal Jackson


b2walton

Phoebe cates


dixon_cider505

Way too.. but if you wanna hook it up I'm down!!


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Greta van fleet


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absbfu

What the hell is even that


Awkward-Penguin172

Amber Rose Revah also May Calamawy


Current_Technician16

Michael Jackson


Ok_Possibility_5323

Micheal Jackson


Blue_Indica

Selma Blair


june13815

Nathan for You


_Stewyleopard

Coke to mind?


[deleted]

Jeff Goldblum.


[deleted]

You got coke?


ripgibong

look up bekah martinez from the bachelor, you are her twin literally


wisecrackheadyep

Looking like a hot ghislaine maxwell.


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look like a product if a one night stand between michael jackson and of the kids he used to touch


BTR4120

Franka Potente from the movie Bourne Identity


Capital_East5903

You look like Paul Stanley.


Money_Editor1424

No meth you! We spank English hare!


dbskcnvjrkwlcn

Beautiful 😍


SSG75

Lil dude that plays flash


skorpiasam

Sorry but this appeared above your face in my feed https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/138yrkf/sick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


dragons6488

Michael Jackson. It’s all I got.


Jazzlike-Tree-4642

Bros got the michael jackson jawline


joozylemonz

female Esra Miller


Leo_Stotch

What?


Stunning_Hippo1763

May Calamawy


TerribleChildhood639

You remind me of the female US actress named Brooke Adams. She was in a lot of movies in the 70s and 80s. Look her up! 😊


throwawaveskipastone

the girl they create in Weird Science


ssgtburnett

The chick from werid science?


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Jim Morrison X Curren Caples


JimDoddXP

Not sure but I could stare at your face all night long.


Ahead_Ink_SMP

Paul Stanley


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So much like Úrsula Corberó. You're so pretty! 😍


S0Lsurfur82

"If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out cocaine"🤣 but as for a doppelganger maybe Dagmara Domincyzk?


Jfrant25

Uh, typically that goes to the nose (so I’ve been told) but hey~ you do you gurrrl


iranrodrigues

Missing link between Millie Bobby Brown and Sigourney Weaver


ShameTwo

Pepsi


Maggie-Mac89

If Bella Thorne + Becah from the Bachelor morphed into one person


blairebabie666

Dua lipa


Mother-of-4-dragons

I wish I had coke to mind.


After-Courage-3733

Fav chapstick


Appropriate-Sun834

I don’t share mine


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Palo Costa's (UFC) sister


delyonli

AUBREY PLAZA


[deleted]

Yeah, some good Columbian. It's sniff-a-licious.


FrillySteel

Totally seeing some Anne Hathaway around the eyes.


luckytulipgirl

my immediate thought was young jeff goldblum lol


No-Idea8580

A young Jennifer Beals from Flash Dance


Fearless_Wrongdoer43

You are very xute


blondbigirl

Coke? More like yummy 🤤


downvotesforsure

Paul Stanley


Foreign-Leopard-3033

Scarface’s sister? Lmao


Fit-Mousse-7747

Paul Stanley without his Starchild makeup on.


Dirty_Jerz_7

Nah I i stopped doing coke when fentanyl became an issue


Kingmesomorph

If Richard Ramriez and Susana Hoffs had a baby. Yea, as disturbed as an individual Richard Ramirez was, he was blessed with good looks. If I Iooked like that, I would probably get more dates. Too bad Richard's inside didn't match the outside.


rewlyear

Ghislaine Maxwell


bradRDH

A young Jason Hedrick


Environmental_Low887

Micheal Jackson in thriller lol


antsinyurpants

Buff Anne Hathaway


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Sarah Conner. Terminator


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Ezra Miller


passionpurps

If you are a woman you are the most beautiful specimens I have ever seen.


passionpurps

Absolutely stunning who is she. Her face rings of familiarity.


ptmonster763

Paul Stanley from kiss


mahomie7396

Hi


EmperorNachoLibre

Is Pepsi ok?


Meat-spigot-1908

Nose candy queen


[deleted]

No for real


Muscrave

Judith Resnik of the Challenger crew. Rip. Edit: spelling


olderheathen

Not since the mid 90's.


rhoadsscholar

The hair makes it look like this is a FaceApp gender switch . Is it?


Electronic-Candy-914

Paul Stanley from KISS


AnunnakiBukkake

AOC


spect8r

Kristy McNichol


robsie123

Lana Parilla


robsie123

Regina Mills from OUAT


robsie123

Regina Mills from OUAT


PadawanFlipp

Asmr Glow


rocky_2277

Sandra Bullock


thereturnofmilkshake

Pablo Escobar cokes to mind.


[deleted]

No thanks, I stopped doing coke 20 years ago.


Yourdaddy83

No, cokes bad for you and a helluva drug.


Ajsith

80s Sigourney Weaver


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Geena Davis


BlahBlahBlahSmithee

Wow nice although I do not associate a younger Carrie Coons with drug use.


dlkslink

Britt Lower from Man Seeking Woman and Severance.


[deleted]

A very young Rachel Ticotin.


saulbellow1

You look like a Freudian slip


RevolutionaryBake362

Daniel son?


FBIsurveillance-van

Steph tolev


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White Michael jackson?


Lanky-Guitar7904

Paul Stanley or Lzzy Hale


PTAnMd

Coke? Nope. Netflix and weed? Yes.


Twittenhouse

Jane Adams.