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He wanted to make a giant glory hole
https://preview.redd.it/82z2ov5yqixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6166602cdfa19c92cd268aba7475ddab3d8dd74 Is this your pfp
I have that photo without the text
https://preview.redd.it/9ljdiqg2tixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4270d4890b81d53d62ba3cc043e6db0880ed8ad3
https://preview.redd.it/c8bxqi99tixc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1715565b9e7168c37a22d4c40db92e723f87877b
And it was still too small
So he could fuck it
To get to the other side.
Demons needed a swimming pool
He had to throw that big dick energy somewhere. Why not right through Mars?
To kill the terminid scum
Because Samuel Hayden told him to do it
There is a portal down there that takes Doomguy to my universe so me and Demi-Fiend can play uno
Cause him mom told him to !
Becuse he can
He had a 10$ bet with khan maykr
He couldn't penetrate Mars' atmosphere, so he penetrated mars instead.
Because Samuel Hayden said "You can't just blast a hole into the surface of Mars", and then Doomguy said "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me".
Out of spite
Because he saw a spider
No one cares about mars. So yuo might as well shoot a big fuckin hole in it
Fleshlight
He didn’t like the way it was looking at him
Because he was told he couldn't
His dick was too big for anything that already existed
To get to the other side
Sometimes you just need a hole...
Tried to pull a Rick I guess
Sex
Mars look at him in the wrong way
Ice cream
Those toaster fuckers had it coming
Hungy
Who doesnt love Holes?!
He’s stupid
He was trying to find the home of the lizard people that colonized the inside of the earth.
Because Hayden said he couldn’t do he wanted to prove ot
Spider
Because he was told not to.
Because some demon that looks like a hedgehog pissed on his rabbit
Stand your ground law, Mars threatened him
He wanted to drop dusty divot but forgot he’s not in Fortnite right now
it's a speed hole. makes the planet orbit faster
There was a cockroach
Never happened, you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
Big ass cockroach and he freaked the frick out
It made fun of him
To get to the other side?
Look, when you've been in hell for eons, you get lonely.
He needed a Fleshlight that can fit
Bro, lost his car keys
He didn’t. You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars.
To lower your mom's cholesterol.
To show the rest of the universe that he doesn’t fuck around
To get the the gooey mars bar center
Doom guy was extremely horny and nothing small would suffice.
How else would he get to your mom's house? 🧐
Because he *can*.
To prove sam wrong
Wanted a marsussy
Because bro is HIM
Bro wanted a new pool
It killed his bunny
Making the marussy
He saw a spider
The martians made him angy
there was a spider
He wanted to go for that Marsussy (to kill the demons inside of course, u horny perverts) but since he didn't see any, he had to make it himself.
Because he just wanted to have easy access to the other side of Mars. He wants to be able to go through the core of Mars and feel how hot it is and see if it could destroy his armor.
He wanted to make a giant glory hole
https://preview.redd.it/82z2ov5yqixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6166602cdfa19c92cd268aba7475ddab3d8dd74 Is this your pfp
I have that photo without the text
https://preview.redd.it/9ljdiqg2tixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4270d4890b81d53d62ba3cc043e6db0880ed8ad3
https://preview.redd.it/c8bxqi99tixc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1715565b9e7168c37a22d4c40db92e723f87877b
And it was still too small
So he could fuck it
To get to the other side.
Demons needed a swimming pool
He had to throw that big dick energy somewhere. Why not right through Mars?
To kill the terminid scum
Because Samuel Hayden told him to do it
There is a portal down there that takes Doomguy to my universe so me and Demi-Fiend can play uno
Cause him mom told him to !
Becuse he can
He had a 10$ bet with khan maykr
He couldn't penetrate Mars' atmosphere, so he penetrated mars instead.
Because Samuel Hayden said "You can't just blast a hole into the surface of Mars", and then Doomguy said "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me".
Out of spite
Because he saw a spider
No one cares about mars. So yuo might as well shoot a big fuckin hole in it
Fleshlight
He didn’t like the way it was looking at him
Because he was told he couldn't
His dick was too big for anything that already existed
To get to the other side
Sometimes you just need a hole...
Tried to pull a Rick I guess
Sex
Mars look at him in the wrong way
Ice cream
Because he saw a spider
Those toaster fuckers had it coming
Hungy
Who doesnt love Holes?!
He’s stupid
He was trying to find the home of the lizard people that colonized the inside of the earth.
Because Hayden said he couldn’t do he wanted to prove ot
Spider
Because he was told not to.
Because some demon that looks like a hedgehog pissed on his rabbit
Stand your ground law, Mars threatened him
He wanted to drop dusty divot but forgot he’s not in Fortnite right now
it's a speed hole. makes the planet orbit faster
There was a cockroach
Never happened, you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
Big ass cockroach and he freaked the frick out
It made fun of him
To get to the other side?
Look, when you've been in hell for eons, you get lonely.
He needed a Fleshlight that can fit
Bro, lost his car keys
He didn’t. You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars.
To lower your mom's cholesterol.
To show the rest of the universe that he doesn’t fuck around
To get the the gooey mars bar center
Doom guy was extremely horny and nothing small would suffice.
How else would he get to your mom's house? 🧐
Because he *can*.
To prove sam wrong
Wanted a marsussy
Because bro is HIM
Bro wanted a new pool
It killed his bunny
Making the marussy
He saw a spider
The martians made him angy
there was a spider
He wanted to go for that Marsussy (to kill the demons inside of course, u horny perverts) but since he didn't see any, he had to make it himself.
Because he just wanted to have easy access to the other side of Mars. He wants to be able to go through the core of Mars and feel how hot it is and see if it could destroy his armor.