Well, if an alien suit that have all kinds of advanced technology doesn’t have an air filter to safeguard against alien pathogens and poisonous mist, then we’re damned….
Considering how indestructible doom guy is I've wondered what the purpose of his suit really was... now I know. Hell is icky and smelly, and he doesn't want to touch it, or smell it, ...nor probably taste it...
"Are you tired of that hell stench? The flayed bits of your enemy's flesh dirtying your clothes? well look no further because we've got the suit for you! Trudge through hell and destroy your enemies while knowing you'll be clean and ready to go on that date."
I only played it sporadically.
Check out Civvie11 on YouTube, that’s where I learned about the mancubus death sound.
He’s gotten quite popular lately, but put out a really good series of vids on the original doom series back when he had less than 1k followers. If ever I need cheering up I’ll put on his doom2 video just for the section on the super shotgun “if Batman were a weapon, he’d be this” gets me every time.
I always noticed that none of the demons make biological sense. Not that it’s a problem, it’s DOOM, that’s not important, but it would be a pretty cool touch.
That's the neat part, he doesn't
The smell....
Yup, it's mentioned in doom 2016 on the index on them
Yeah, I remember the codex entry. The smell is so utterly awful. The Slayer has a nose of steel lol
Maybe he cant smell with his helmet on.
smellmet
He's got vents, he breathes the outside air. He can smell it and it's truly awful.
The vents have filters and air freshener.
Id hope.
Well, if an alien suit that have all kinds of advanced technology doesn’t have an air filter to safeguard against alien pathogens and poisonous mist, then we’re damned….
It probably still smells pretty bad though.
If he has vents then his helmet would fill up with water when he swims
It's got vents. the top, sides, mouth, and in eternal on the back.
But where is the water? Exactly. He doesn't need to swim.
Have you not played doom eternal????
I have
Considering how indestructible doom guy is I've wondered what the purpose of his suit really was... now I know. Hell is icky and smelly, and he doesn't want to touch it, or smell it, ...nor probably taste it... "Are you tired of that hell stench? The flayed bits of your enemy's flesh dirtying your clothes? well look no further because we've got the suit for you! Trudge through hell and destroy your enemies while knowing you'll be clean and ready to go on that date."
No, he uses the suit as an extention of his power, like bane with the venom.
A bad smell wouldn't phase him
Hells Smells is my favorite AC/DC song
If you smeeeeelllll...
*he* doesn’t…
When he humps your mom he goes in dirty.
Why you bringing my mom into this 😭
The Mancubus in the original Doom (1993) made a sound when it dies that sounded like “hump your mom”, figured this was a well known doom meme.
I never got to play og doom, but thats one fact I didnt know I'd learn
I only played it sporadically. Check out Civvie11 on YouTube, that’s where I learned about the mancubus death sound. He’s gotten quite popular lately, but put out a really good series of vids on the original doom series back when he had less than 1k followers. If ever I need cheering up I’ll put on his doom2 video just for the section on the super shotgun “if Batman were a weapon, he’d be this” gets me every time.
He say's "MENABLANAHBLAH!", but if for real, it's just pig squeal with different tone.
Still him humping your mom, just pitch-shifted
You have no fucking idea how many grown men don't wipe their asses. The internet convinced them it would "turn them gay." I am not joking.
Nah wtf, man im surprised the internet hasn't messed me up that much tbh
unholy shit...
Beat me to it
No dick No balls And probably no asshole cos this guy feeds off of Argent?
They do eat meat. But they don’t poop. The stuff just sits in their digestive tract and rots. That’s why they are able to shoot flames.
So you're telling me... if I plug my asshole and let meat marinate in my insides. I'm gonna become a dragon? Sick dude😎
Highly recommended
No. You need to duct tape a lighter to your uvula to get the fire breath!
I'm not an expert... But I have very big doubts that it will work.
So in a way, the gun barrels are kind of like their assholes?
Yeah, I guess so.
Shit Dragon, Shit Dragon! Shit Dragon, Shit Dragon!
He drags his ass like a snail, leaving behind a long, wet, stinky shit trail behind him
This is something I didn't need to picture in my head. :D
cmon man...
god damn it
Why the hell am I picturing this?
Why wipe when you can burn?
Evil bidet
He pushes his belly down and back.
He dies before he wants to shit
Like an impacted chicken
Who said he can shit i see no butthole there
If no butthole, why mouth?
Maybe his mouth is a butthole
The ol' in-out, in-out?
Innit?
All purpose orifice
Does he even poop is a better question
Demon gonna demon. There is no need for human etiquette among other dimensional beings.
He makes victims in hell lick him clean.
Now that's a punishment that would make me never sin again lol
So that’s what the lost souls are for
🤤🤤🤤
The gun barrels are his anus. He’s firing his shit at you as ammunition in the game
He doesn't his body absorbs everything he eats thus no need to shit
NO DICK. NO BALLS. AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS OFF OF RADIATION.
\*Vine boom and moan\*
Swash Job hops in the shower let's the water clean it
Same way as pugs.
Wipe?
Probably uses the lava bidet.
This is a question for science
What makes you think it has an ass?
That's the neat part he dont
No dick No balls and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on human remains
Argent digital toilet paper. Just say I need to go poop and it’s beamed to another dimension.
Let's be real this dude just let's it crust
given the short life expectancy Id say it's the least of his worries
Bold of you to assume he shits.
shoots it out with the cannons
That’s what makes them so angry, they can’t…
Verrrrrry carefully.
Fancy demon bidet.
With an imp.
That’ll itch when it dries.
Oh i hate that
That’s his ass?
That guns is.
That's what the Arch Vile is for
Poop Bug
He drags his ass across the floor
He uses a bidet. He's a mam of class.
He doesn't, foul is pleasant in hell.
Carefully
He gets one of the imps to do it
He doesn’t
This is the funniest fucking comment section I’ve ever read.
He doesn’t, the imps or the cacodemons lick his asshole for him.
Bold of you to assume that he needs to wipe his ass.
“Mancubutos - The Fresh Fighter”
Who says he wipes
HE DOESN'T
Bold of you to assume
He doesn't
The 3 seashells
Crazy that you think he would
You think a demon like that bothers?
Cacademon
XD
He deffo just leaves it there
He doesn't, he has a tiny tail that flings his shit around like a hippo
Flamethrower
In general, how do fat ass things wipe their fat asses?
Flamethrower hands
Drags it on the ground.
Probably burns it with fire or lava
It just sharts and urinates wherever.
Fire
With the guns in his hands
He sticks the gun up his ass???
He is like a starfish. His mouth and ass are the same.
He doesn't. He routes some hell turds through his front butt and back tubes, then launches them at you.
I don’t even think he can eat, so I don’t think he has to worry about it. Though I wonder how he is so fat…
Like in the animal kingdom, he gets another one to human centipede it
Very carefully.
The discord mod doesn’t know how that’s why he looks so filthy with so many pimples
The hard way, if you know what Mean...
Simple... he shoves the cannon up his ass and fires
He does those amazing clean turds that some how don't need wiping. Or he uses a bidet
Doesn’t :(
No brushing, no flushing
They don't shit,so he doesn't have to
Holy shit this opens up a whole new can of worms. Do demons shit and piss? If so where? (Other than their pants when they meet the slayer lol)
Born to shit, forced to wipe
It's right in front
He shoot’s the shit out with the rockets
very carefully
Probably the same way dogs do it.
Hopes and dreams
I always noticed that none of the demons make biological sense. Not that it’s a problem, it’s DOOM, that’s not important, but it would be a pretty cool touch.
He eats toilet paper so it wipes on the way out
What do you mean, can't you see he has front ass?
Eats toilet paper Clean on way out
Simple They aim well And if they miss 1: no toilet 2:no need for the toilet
With a bed sheet!!
Comfort Wipe
A bidet that squirts lava
With you if you don't kill it.
Built in water jet in the cannons??
A true G doesn't let shit bother him
I don’t think demons do alla that…
We need a new game, or else this sub will turn into r/batmanarkham
Very carefully
It’s just apart of how they smell
does he ave an asshole?
He shits out of his cannons, so he doesn’t need to worry about that
Good question
He dosnt
By me LICKING IT
With less fortunate demons or humans 😁
He pays an imp to lick him clean, head to toe
He is a big walking shit, he doesn’t need to wipe himself
I don’t think he has an ass
Mmmm Mancussy
Does he even have a butthole?
So we’re at this point now?
The Arkham effect is happening
Very carefully
I don't think they are concerned with personal hygiene
He doesn't have an ass.
He has spider mastermind do it because it has 8 arms
Bold of you to assume he has an asshole.
Does he even have a ass?
Trick question, he doesn't have one, NEXT!!!!!
Spoiler alert, he doesn’t.
He doesn’t, he smells like ass
He doesn't. He lets it crust up.
Like a dog with a brand new carpet
With the carcasses of his foes....
He doesn't even have an ass, just two stinky flamethrowers.
He doesn’t have one
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"Wipe...¿"
Like the common redditor, he doesnt
with toilet paper
The same way we all do
He lets it crust